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Could you imagine the car (Lagos number) i was behind on our way to Calabar (TINAPA) last 2years ago.
They bought Banana at a junction from then one Banana wrap keep flying our of the car window one after the other. I was so pissed off that I speed and when overtaking I reminded then that this is calabar not Lagos.
I know Human do adjust so fisrt of all I have a house rule and car rule.
One of the car rule is whatever you eat just drop the waste on the polythene bag if no polyhene bag drop it on the footmat. Never throw dirt out of the car window. 2. rule never spit out of the car window. etc
If my family adhere and your adhere then we have solve almost half of this bad habit but for Public transport the law enforcement should enforce the use of waste basket in every car,danfo etc

Items to Keep in Your Car
▪ Tow rope
▪ Spare tire and jack
▪ Jumper cables
▪ reflectors
▪ Tools and goggles
▪ Box to keep tools neat and containers upright

▪ Spare fuses
▪ Duct tape
▪ Flashlight
▪ Extra containers of fluids (oil, water, brake fluid)

Hazardous Fashion runway.
Road safety should put up signs & signals.
slippery runways reduce speed to one step per 30 sec.
or
high stilettos manufacturer should put a warning sign wearer may likely break ankle.

The Bible is practical. It acknowledges the joys of marriage, but it also warns that those who marry “will have tribulation in their flesh.” (1 Corinthians 7:28)

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read online the book secret of success in Marrige chapter 13
If Marriage Is at the Breaking Point.

Math Is for Everyone
MATH is not just for scientists. It is for all of us. When you shop, decorate your home, or listen to the daily weather report, you are using or benefiting from mathematical principles.
Many people seem to feel that math (or, maths) is boring and unrelated to their everyday life. Do you feel that way?
Shopping. you are out there shopping and you see a price tag discount 25% .
room decoration. let say you intend to put a rug in your room. at lest you need to take the measurement of the room

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Wisely, therefore, you must consider the consequences of engaging in conduct that arouses sexual feelings. What if you are too young to marry? Then why kiss or do anything in a way that would arouse you sexually? All that this would accomplish is to cause you frustration. This is because there is no way for you as a true Christian to take those romantic feelings to their logical conclusion—sexual intercourse. The Bible makes clear that such relations are proper only within marriage.—1 Corinthians 6:18.
Consider, too, the other person, who might be aroused sexually by your romantic activity. Is it not deceitful, and even cruel, to kiss or caress someone you are not in a position to marry or may not even seriously consider as a potential marriage mate? (Compare Proverbs 26:18, 19.) The Bible warns: “The cruel person is bringing ostracism upon his own organism.”—Proverbs 11:17.
It shouldn’t be any secret to a Bible student that a romantic touch or a kiss can arouse strong sexual desire. The Bible tells of the seduction of a young man by a prostitute. It says: “She has grabbed hold of him and given him a kiss.” (Proverbs 7:13) Such a kiss or touch can trigger a profound physical response. As intimacies progress a boy or a girl becomes increasingly aroused. Frankly, the body is getting ready for sexual intercourse.
If a couple are married, they can satisfy their passions in a delightful and honorable way. But when an unmarried couple indulge in passion-arousing sexual play, problems are sure to result

This PHCN sef.
The bizman was relaxing outside as a result of no light.
Let God give the family the strenght to bear their loss.

its not a good investment.

Let me compress this real life story.
A biz man ( an Igbo) trading at owerri Town the capital of Imo State.
Did so well in his biz line.
Built a four story building at his home vilage.
He did not build any house at owerri.
He was converted to DEEPER Life.
He left his line of biz because his initial biz line involve relabelling motocycle part to (made in Japan) and selling same at original price despite that the part is made in Nigeria.
No money to feed his family at a point he gave out his 4 children as house maid.
He relocated to village and nobdy is willing to rent his house at the village, nobody is willing to buy his house at the village.
Advise build in town first even if you want to go home finally you will get a quick buyer.

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One thing is clear from this story.
The dead are conscious of nothing.Afterall the bible is accurate

You all know Nigeria can drive car without key. Reason the guy cage the car. When I saw this I recall someone told me real life story. It happen some donkey years ago. When volkswegen is still reigning . India man come use the volkswegen dey oppress. Come carry one of our African queen go one happening resturant. After eating with the babe he came out to where he parked his car. The car has disappear. India man shout hey so Nigeria can drive car without key.

not usefull to me lives in Ajah.
only one road to Ajah so always traffic

1forall: Did the bike man come back to life?

. No, the okadaman did not come back to life. the okadaman family /sariki and judge and police settlement to close the case and bury the death okada man.

Pls for safety sake tie your left leg and use only the right leg. A friend bought an auto and becos of rush rush did not cool down to learn auto style of driving so on getting to a junction he slam on accelerator kill one bike man injure the kepkep spent almost 700k to solve the problem. So please if possible also belt your left leg an use only one leg whenever driving automatic

Problems with single mothers is that most men hate to carry carry other person own load of responsibilities.
Tendency of the single Mother returning to her ex also make men to be weary of concret relationship

Updatenewsarena: Nigerians should cry to God for mercy and forgiveness of sins,we are too cruel and wicked in this country and thats why God is using every available chances to punish,teach,warn and show some difficulties
We need prayers and repent from our sins.
Christ Lord forgive Us and have mercy
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Please don"t blame God. If you don't know what to say just keep your close better still use aradit to glue it. Dear heavenly Father pls 4give updatenewsarena for he does not know what he is saying. Always remember God is not wicked and does not trial anyone with wickedness. Also note that Container do fall from trailer even in USA & develop countries not to talk of Nigeria

Also the engine is behind so if any crash it wont affect any engine part only front booth

free2ryhme: why is it that nah only Ibo man them dem dey catch? ..penny for your thot

Your small head too dey forget things. What of your brother

This happen in one of d university.
The guy one impress his girlfriend when they visited d pool. He do not know d rudiment of diving. Myguy even go climb d highest diving board and dive unfortuately dive head in first and smash head on d pool bottom later blood full pool myguy don die.

Other thing this okada ban will cause
1 too many accident how you may ask this will force a lot of people to learn how to drive the wrong/ short cut way posing more treat on the already congested road.beware Big Learner (L)) passing.
2. Car price will soon go up. So if you dey budget 1.5mlm just quickly quickly increase to 1.8mlm all because of Okada ban
3. Driving School fees will go up. More customer for them.
4. More influx of car in lagos road

Fuel in South Korea cost approximately 240-280 Naira per litre.

Sample of how God show who Issac wife will be in bible story.

Right away Abraham’s servant took ten camels and made the long trip. When he got near the place where Abraham’s relatives lived, he stopped at a well. It was late in the afternoon, the time when the women of the city would come to get water from the well. So Abraham’s servant said a prayer to Jehovah: ‘May the woman that gets some water for me and the camels be the one that you choose to be the wife of Isaac.’
Soon Re·bek′ah came along to get some water. When the servant asked her for a drink, she gave him one. Then she went and got enough water for all the thirsty camels. That was hard work because camels drink lots and lots of water.

Shadrach77. Look before you leap

Shadrach77. Reason for you to fail all you exams. Pls of advise always look before you lead. The caller intially communicated in English language and later in Yoruba.

Its a pity, can't they partner with some animal loving Philantropist to take over the zoo.better still advertist all their animal on Nairaland for sale. I sure know some nairalanders will buy to eat.

Stev007;
what your Female friend is now Categorized as Long sufferring in Marriage.What God has put together let no Europe put assunder period.

Yes as your name suggest Alien ware
You can do it But be aware of the below findings
1.Distance from Lagos to Maidugri is approximately 1565 KM
2. Healthy train Man ( german Trekker) will trek 32km a day.
Doing the small maths 1565 divided by 32 = 49 days

Wear very light slippers/ canvass also remember you will definitely have blisters after the first day.
backpack,touch light, lighter,tenth,etc

According to NIKE
U CAN DO IT

just saw this and feel it be of interest to you SUV

Yep. Arik Wahala
When I was returning from Kotoko Airport (Ghana) on getting to Lagos Airport I notice my luggage has rough handle. I did a check find out some thing has got missing. (Perfume ang car freshner)in cellephone bag dissappear just like that.
But note its not perculiar to Nigeria only It does happen even in develop country.
My Boss once advise me to remove laptop,camera etc from my Luggage and put them in my hand carry bag.when I was travelling to Belgium. Reason why most Airport has plastic sealling machine to seal your bags.

SOLD SOLD SOLD,

In Nigeria any thing goes no wahala.
I developed coutry if you try and give misleading information someone somehwere will sue you.
Remembered a case where Farmer in one develop country sued a company.
What happen....................
The forecaster said the weather will be too hot and people should wear lite cloth.
So this farmer was put on singlet and off to farm. unfortunately heavy downpour occur instead.
Better rain beat the farmer right form the farm the farmer start calling his lawyer to sue the firm for misleading infor.

But here in Nigeria If they say the rain will fall 365 days just dey sidon look ;DIn Nigeria any thing goes no wahala.
I developed coutry if you try and give misleading information someone somehwere will sue you.
Remembered a case where Farmer in one develop country sued a company.
What happen....................
The forecaster said the weather will be too hot and people should wear lite cloth.
So this farmer was put on singlet and off to farm. unfortunately heavy downpour occur instead.
Better rain beat the farmer right form the farm the farmer start calling his lawyer to sue the firm for misleading infor.

But here in Nigeria If they say the rain will fall 365 days just dey sidon look

Nigerian Builds Nuclear Weapon, Threatens To Blow Up National Assembly by PeterKbaba: 5:38pm
drzed: Nuclear weapon na beans?

Even Iran which are one of the best scientist with over 200 scientist have been trying to build a nuclear bomb for over 12 years now and they have not gotten half way, so na one 1 nigerian go build am in months... lol this guy is on serious crack, just a normal frustrated nigerian like we all


Bros Please have it in your mind that IRAN are thru with their Nuclear weapon just waiting for any war to test it. reason why NATO , UN (AMERICA) never attack Syrian Presisent like they did in Lybia. Beside the fact that Russian & China are in support of Syrian president.