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Laf won kill me for office.

My oyibo oga don tink say I don mad

Dozis:
So today I took the first jab of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine and here's my experience.

I registered today and I still took the vaccine today, the registration was so simple, easy and seamless, you can register here https://nphcda.vaccination.gov.ng/

After registration, you will receive a message indicating the vaccination time, date and centre.
Luckily for me, the vaccination centre is very close to where I work, on getting there, there was no crowd, as a matter of fact I was the only one coming to take the vaccine as at that time, so I walked up to a nurse and made enquiries, she directed me to the people in charge, they asked wether I've registered I answered in affirmative, they checked my name in their system and confirmed my registration, after the manual registration, I was shown the health worker in charge of the vaccination, the woman was just nice and straight to the point, I received the vaccine and was asked to sit for 10-15 minutes so that they can observe me for side effects and there was none, though I wasn't expecting any and till now, till now I feel nothing but just the initial needle pain and I know some people that took theirs 6 months ago and they are all fine.

I am scheduled to take the next jab by 28th of next month.

I am a front line health worker and during that first wave and lock down I contracted COVID-19 and the experience was not funny, so I don't want to take chances, I don't want to have the feeling again.

To the naysayers, COVID-19 is real and the vaccines are safe and accessible, please go and take yours now.

I took mine long ago and no side effect.

Glad you took yours.

. You made me laugh.

chatinent:
What afternoon sun in Sokoto cannot do doesn't exist.

Horlarteey:
If you are to choose somewhere in this world to live, where would it be?

As for me, I will prefer Las Vegas due to it colourful, vibrant and casino life

As for me I'll live in Buhari's village and be teaching him book till he have his WAEC Certificate.

benuejosh:
3/10 - Benue State

3/10 is too much na.

Our Benue suppose to be 0/10

omotoshodontee1:
zero for life,7 for toilets

vanhelsing1:
social man...u asked the most intelligent questions any psychologist would ask him...u r simply intelligent but the one who claims he finds his wife sexually unattractive is not..He married her out of infatuation...and nothing more ..
don't waste ur time advicing a swine who wod later bathe in the mire..
thanks

isaacology3000:
I and my wife met through her senior sister who happens to be my friend and also my toaster.

I ended up falling in love with my wife through her sister who claims we can't date because we're of age bracket.

We courts for 6 years before getting married to her and blessed with a beautiful daughter.

Lately I don't find her attractive to me anymore. She's the one begging for sex before I consider her once or twice in a month.
Please nairalanders, I need advice what could cause it and what should I do because I don't want to loose my marriage.

Am sure you're comparing her with another woman that's why you lost interest in her.

No look at the what made you fall in love with her that made you married her. Try to rekindle that scenario and you'll find yourself loving her afresh like the morning dew.

I wish you well.

littyprincess:
Scam. Don’t click any links o before they hack your phone

I was the one who filled up the form and now they are asking me to complete the registration.

Tomahawk99:
Kaduna is not a calm state. So the news of bandits, southern kaduna, kidnap and recently NDA is a sign of calmness?
Stop misleading him.

like seriously, I was born and brought up in Kaduna. Forget what you hear on news bro.

Jackbaur88:
So long they are salary jobs, I advise you to go for Kaduna and get your accommodation south which Include Sabo, Barnawa, Narayi high cost there you will meet a mini Nigeria as every tribe is domiciled Igbos, Yorubas and other ethic groups who Christians.
Economically, cost of housing and living is cheaper there too.
I am in Lagos now, operate my business in Oyo, I have stayed in KD before and still go there for business

Some people will put fear in him not to go for the job in Kaduna. Kaduna is a calm state.

kingsolium:
Good morning house, pls I need your views and opinions on this subject matter.

Ok, I currently work with an FMCG Coy in Ibadan as an inventory officer where I earn N175k net on a monthly basis. It’s important to state here that I was living in Lagos prior to my getting this FMCG job.

So, I moved to Ibadan 2 months ago and currently put up with a friend in his apartment while I try to figure out how to move my stuffs to Ibadan on relocation basis. But along the line, I got a job with a big agricultural establishment affiliated to a multinational agricultural firm and I’m being offered N259k for a start excluding other benefits such as airtime(15k) which is different from my main salary.

Also note that the N259k is gross so my take home could be around N230k or thereabouts.

Now here’s the challenge. This new job is in Kaduna(the state capital) and I’ve not been to kaduna before. So, house what do you think about this. I need your candid, sincere and factual advice on this matter.

Thank you

Go for the job in Kaduna. Food and house are cheap.

Kaduna is a calm state. I was born and brought up in Kaduna. I'll advice you to live in Christian dominated area.

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How true is this? I got this from my e-mail.

GOFRONT:
Chaiii....

Late Soba!!!!......He has put his people in Sober mood.

You get bad mouth o.

You made my morning.

Good morning Bro.

malcom1X:
Does anyone know why daily trust has the word "Trust" in its name but I can't trust it.

They're always the ones bringing this kind of news.

Daily trust is working for miyetti.

I thought am the only one who noticed it.

Microwhy:
That is rubbish joke..

e consern you.

MsDoris:
Meet Half Arabian, Former Mr. UNIJOS, BBNaija Yousef Garba And His Life Before The Show (Biography)
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The 29 year old Arabian teacher, Yousef, is one of the Big Brother Naija 2021 housemates currently contesting for the 90 million naira grand prize.

He was the 3rd male housemate to be unveiled on the 24th July and has won the attention of many viewers with his mixed ethnicity.

He has not only been very actively involved in BBNaija challenges, but has been grabbing most of the rewards.

Now let's talk about his life before the commencement of the show;

Yusuf Garba Adamu popularly known as 'Yousef' is a handsome half Arabian with a competitive spirit....

Visit site below for full update/ more photos;

https://www.mimidoris.com/2021/09/meet-half-arabian-former-mr-unijos.html

Did you say Arabian?

We'll put him under 24/7 surveillance. He might be ISIS agent. (Joking )

Na so e dey take start.

Make I ask you. Animal dey wear suit??

Holywizard:
how much do they request before they start working for someone?

they don't request for anything.

Since you have all your evidence you'll get your money back.

Holywizard:
I did a business transcation with someone and he refused to do his own part. He is with my money and he has refused to return it.
I have all our chats, voicenotes and bank transactions as evidences against him. The police men that I've contacted are calling bills for me.
How can I contact EFCC to report a fraudulent activity against him?

Go to any of there zonal office in your state.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Yes I get o. No be say you talk. Thamks for the compliment Sha. You no see my fresh dog na fesh leg you see

Lol

Mine is CRUELLA

How true I this statement?

djkaneo:
There is this Isreali company/software called Pegasus. That's how law enforcement gain access into locked iPhones.

Pegasus is am app use it monitoring people in the middle east.

Israel used it to track down Palestinian terrorist and hamas militants

donbachi:
What kind of a nation is nigeria becoming..say the truth and die.but,lie and live.

That's why LAI MOHAMMED is called the father of all LIES.

Mrscarter:
Well ppl cant say all these excuses such as my husband neglects me or he cheats too or whatever the likes of cos if ur partner is doing any of those things n ur married to the petson then the sensible thing to do is talk to them n sort out the issues not to go and cheat cos how does that make sense? How will that help or change matters? If anything itll complicate ur life n marraige all the more. So those reasons they all give (husband or wife cheating) is bullshiit

Thank you for this candid comments.

expertman:
That one fit be wayo jare this government Sabi lie too much

toh!! we dey watch dem.

expertman:
Seems baba get first hand information about those rougues but let's reason this if a whole NDA can be invaded then no one is safe again .

Maybe those in Aso Rock Sha.

May heavens heal our land and kill all those disturbing our peace as a nation with a banging light of thunder.

which ASO rock? You no hear say robbers enter ASO rock rob last time?

expertman:
Seems baba get first hand information about those rougues but let's reason this if a whole NDA can be invaded then no one is safe again .

Maybe those in Aso Rock Sha.

May heavens heal our land and kill all those disturbing our peace as a nation with a banging light of thunder.

which ASO Rock dey safe?

You no hear say robbers enter ASO Rock go rob??