₦airaland Forum

#1000 Ali Akilu Road
Kaduna
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja - Nigeria

Through;

The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja - Nigeria

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the "good" life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 4k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.

I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving my application a favourable consideration. You may wish to be sending 10k of my own portion of 14k daily to my GTB Account of 0021732123 and use the balance of 4k to feed me. I always love to use JW wine when I eat. Please I am not comfortable with anything other than Bottled water.

I have studied up to first degree and am currently enrolled for an MSc programme. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.

I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,

Jonsyn

#1000 Ali Akilu Road
Kaduna
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja - Nigeria

Through;

The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja - Nigeria

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the "good" life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 4k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.

I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving my application a favourable consideration. You may wish to be sending 10k of my own portion of 14k daily to my GTB Account of 0021732123 and use the balance of 4k to feed me. I always love to use JW wine when I eat. Please I am not comfortable with anything other than Bottled water.

I have studied up to first degree and am currently enrolled for an MSc programme. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.

I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,

Jonsyn

Number2:
We found it in our sitting room. I am still wondering till today how it got there.

I'm suspecting that it is a cobra because it raised it head like one ready to attack, before I struck it with a wood.

sent by APC members.

Adex2442:
Which country can one relocate to with 3m naira ?? pls no african countries pls

Katsina. Buhari's country

Tracypacy:
Marriage is not something you manage If you are already walking on egg shells when you are with him, don't marry o. I have been there and its not a good experience. He constantly reminded me that his mother had over 8 children and suffered alone to train them and do house chores
just because i told him we will require a house help since I won't be doing domestic chores everyday whenever I have a full production week. He lacked communication skills and instead of telling me when I offend him. He will rather carry grudges like satan and punish me emotionally. I will beg for my sins and the sins of the world.Which man in love ignores 39 missed calls from a woman he claims to love ? . He had a 9 year old daughter and hid it from me.I found out in the most casual and painful way.I would have treated that child like my daughter,but why hide it from me?. I talked about him running a genotype test because I am AS and since he claims AA when he said he used to be AS ,ain't it better,we redo a test in another hospital?.

He preferred to call off the wedding plans. No matter how you try to make up excuses with love. An abuser is an abuser. I was engaged, my friends were happy but I was miserable.I lacked peace of mind. Should marriage be this way ? I never enter and e be like this?. I didn't have a dime.I was dependent on him and the little money I got from sewing for people. I thought about starting all over again and it affected my self esteem. I was a depressed bitter woman. When he left,I was bitter, little did I know that It was God who saved me from an impending doom. Not everyone will be lucky. Maybe I would have been a single mother with a child and no penny in her account.

Single woman, Hear me!...Never settle for less .... I may not have a man now to call my own but I am happy!..very happy!
My parents do not lack,even though daddy is retired ....I take care of them and I ensure everyone is catered for. .. I once asked him if he will ever relocate to my location if I had a good job that fetches money more than he does,he said NEVER!. Most men in their quest for headship lose out.
You earn 30k in Abuja and wifey earns 500k in Lagos, so wife will resign to join you and your miserable 30k because you are the HUSBAND and HEAD. Arth thou not a FOOL?.

Now the EX is regretting,he said he hasn't found a woman like me and I assured him he will never find. My type is LIMITED EDITION. We are scarce and not just for any man. I AM A GOOD WOMAN, AN ASSET TO ANY MAN provided he treats me right, yes,ask GOD, he knows this too.So ladies,love with sense,peace of mind is what money can never buy. Na me talk am. If he is rich and treats you like shit, he is not worthy to be called a husband. If he is poor and doesn't treat you well, I pity your condition because even when he makes the money, you won't be treated well. If his family doesn't like you, don't marry him,you will be miserable. There is a lot I wanna say but this pos
Wait,let the biological clock tick.
Wait for a good man to come ...don't marry a wicked person to pepper your friends.
Don't marry a selfish man who thinks about his family only. If my husband cannot care for my family the same way I will care for his own family ,then he doesn't deserve me. Note that there is no perfect man. but at least be sure he falls into what you desire in a man.
Don't ever make a mistake of thinking he will change when you marry him ..You are not the holy spirit..
MARITAL MISTAKE CAN LEAD ONE TO AN EARLY GRAVE

am touched from this your experience

Jeremani:
Wetin u come be now?

she come become olosho now

Kaynnedy:
Good afternoon House.

Someone told my sister that there was a connection for a sales rep. Job in UAE, since she's yet to get a job after her NYSC, (you know how tough Nigeria is now. But it will require her to pay some money for her visa, flight ticket and other necessary documents, but my sister told her that she currently don't have money to process any international papers.

After much discussion this lady told my sister not to worry that all documentations including flight ticket will be paid for her but on a commission fee when she arrived her destination and upon resuming work in UAE, a percentage of her salary will be remitted to them until she pays up the debt incurred.

This was two months ago precisely August. Now fast forward to yesterday 3rd November 2021, I got a WhatsApp message from my sister telling me that she was being forced into prostitution upon arriving and not the sales job as was agreed.

I told her to find a way to come back to Nigeria since she has a return ticket that will expire in 4 days time valid till 8th November 2021.

Now the issue is:
1. Her Boss, as she called her earlier took her passport upon arrival in the pretense that she may misplace it or it may get stolen.

2. Her boss insisted on her paying all the debt incurred in processing her peppers which is 125% extra on what she spent in bringing her to Dubai, which amounts to N3.5 million Naira.

Please is there a way she can return back without her international passport since she went there legally and her return ticket is still valid.

Please we need help as during this altercation since yesterday, I cannot communicate with her as her Boss has seized her phone. It's now a matter of life and death.

Contact NAPTIP ASAP. They know what to do.

Davash222:
It's normal. You're sane. To love and date a Nigerian girl is waste of emotions.

in mosdii's voice.....

Fmlao:
How can u say KARMARUdeen doesn't exist?

chiommy123:
There are certain things guys do not understand. If she denys you sex please ignore her for as long as she wants, she will be the one to come beg for it

not easy as you think. The day the man start cheating on the wife is that day that the marriage crumbled.

Johnmusa2013:
Hello Nairaland,

Pls can someone with experience advise?

My passport was seized in U.S Embassy Abuja and I was referred to NIN for further investigation..

Reason for the seizure was my journey to Ghana in 2018..

During the secondary interrogation at the Embassy I was asked evidence of my journey to Ghana unfortunately,I didn't carry them along..

I appeared at NIN Abuja with all my documents before board of senior investigators and interrogators..

After showing evidences of my trip to Ghana the head of the panel asked me to appeal my case that he will personally assist me..

Unfortunately he died on the process..

Since then I have been going to NIN ABUJA HEAD OFFICE,BUT MY EFFORTS HAS YIELDED NO RESULTS...

The above experience, as narrated, has caused me unimaginable trauma and costs....

Any helpful advice will be appreciated....

have you written to the RSO concerning the seized passport?

mediclife1987:
My guy nothing dey your Otukpo joor.

I fit enter Ogoja today sef go flex...

Never knew it was this close sef!

where u dey for Otukpo? I dey for back of Joy FM.

Hmmm! Welcome to my Otukpo.

FanOfMyself:
I'm so bored this Friday afternoon... If you are in Abuja, around Duste Alhaji, kubwa etc lets hangout.

your face look like person wey gonohrea full him body.

Guy, na joke o. You're handsome.

tycoon3:
Good morning house, I started noticing something on my fore head like eczema I have used creams funbact A and likes still the same, I also used some drugs to flush the system maybe it was dirt in the blood still the same, then I visited the hospital and was told it's a fungi infection that I don't need drugs or injection for it, I was given a tube cream to rub on it morning and night I even bought another one after that got finished still the same, though the doctor said if it's still the same after rubbing the cream that I should visit a dermatologist, I visited a general hospital it was a full day with out result, please doctor in the house help. What do I need to do to get my normal skill back this is irritating.

Doctors in the house help. It's inching and scratching when there is heat

take nizoral tablets. One tablet a day for 6 days. Get the cream too to rub on it.

Sapiosexuall:
My bro, I dey ok. You still dey Kano? I dey find link up with Kano chicks

Am back to abuja now

Sapiosexuall:
How far boss

brotherly, I dey.


How ya Syd?

You see these words "my ex is not my enemy " has destroyed so many marriage and relationship.
Exes are biggest threat to every relationship and marriage, yes they are not your enemy but they are something one needs to avoid then if you two meets by chance then you can greet ,gist and walk away.
Many women with such mentality "my ex is not my enemy "therefore I want to go to his place and invite him to my wedding, from there" can I get a last hug?
That was how they ended up in bed, from ordinary hug it turned to kissing, this is how many married woman got pregnant for their exes.
Many will be saying that they are matured spiritually to handle such, but forgot what the Bible said in 1 Corinthians 10:12 ...
Men on the other hand usually have the same mentality too, she is just a friend this and that...they forgot most times we fall in love with someone you didn't intend falling in love with by simply spending time with them, it may start as casual friends ,colleague e.t. c by spending time together you start seeing the beautiful qualities of the person that you don't know, from there intimate feeling can start building up.
When you are in a relationship/marriage you should respect your spouse feelings, and stop all this "we are just friends.
Yes that you are married or in a relationship doesn't mean you aren't allowed to make friends but know your limits..
Have this in mind
What a man doesn't want to eat he shouldn't take it close to his nose, because the nice aroma might be tempting to resist.

FEMI ADESHINA AND GARBA SHEHU!!

They have two brain parts, Left and Right. In the Left there's nothing Right and in the Right there's nothing Left.

Escabado:
Nobi you say you enter road that road are bad. Which air are you talking about.

you don burst him lie

I like as this thing dey happun to themselves.

Shey, dem tok say Jonathan government na weakling. See as dem dey kidnap their emir like fawl.

Chei!!!

Fake list. How come I am from benue but i have 10.6

where in Benue are you from?

7victor:
m
Yes. I have police report and affidavit.

then you have no fear. Go to the police station you made the report and tell the that you've found the missing certificates. Go to where the certificate is with the police and you affidavit.

7victor:
I receive information that someone has been caught with my certificates which were stolen.

It could be recalled that I made headline in Nairaland when I wrote that all my certificates were stolen.

https://www.nairaland.com/5041665/all-certificates-primary-school-masters

Today, my friend called me that someone has been caught with my certificates trying to smuggle something at Lagos airport.

Please help me Nairaland.

Please mod, move this to the front page.

Did you report your stolen certificate to the Nigerian police?

register505:
I think IVF is an option just that it's hey expensive

I think it ranges between N1m to N2.5m

not up to again.

OINE, no mind that idiot.

benuejosh:
Oga, even yourself you're not well.

No single project, salaries of pensioners and workers have not been paid for several months. The state government has not employed one single person for years now. Benue is at it worst. Yet you always want to be seen as a good person. Talkative governor with nothing to show. Oga, show your workings.

Must they announce it?

Giving the bandits time to prepare and to escape.

Biglittlelois:
Who ate your biscuits?

drake2:
I wont. Lol

guy you no try o.

drake2:
Lets flip the question !

Have you picked her up in à night club?; had your fun but never thought you bump into her office during the day?

Yes, it happened to me. Very embarrassing for both of us.

how did it happen? Gist us

ademidedavid:
My greetings nairalanders,
I am married for 10years now and blessed woth 3 wonderful kids but my woman is a bit difficult.

To cut the long story short, i went out with a colleague on friday and due to the fact that the kids are on holiday, i took my wife along because she was already raising the roof bout my outing ( NOTE: I have never ever gone out without my family to avoid wife's palava).

On getting there, she complained i was looking at some ladies lustfully which was not at all.......just trying to figure out some important things in my head. After which she complained that i was drunk.....lo and behold i wasnt because i dont take beer, i only take red wine, bullet and spinnorf......which i took a red wine and bullet before leaving the house and also took 3 bottles of spinnorff ( I was never drunk with all of those)

Fast forward to today, i am very open with my finances guess one of my mistakes.........she noticed that a thousand naira (#1000) was missing in my wallet and all means to explain to her proved abortive even though i give her money for things she love like body cream, cloths and others but after all nagging, i was vexed and went to the kids room which i politely asked her to let me be at the moment because i cant withstand her nagging over a thousand naira but she persisted and i have to shut the door against her but she opened it and told me she hates me and regret marrying me.....sounded like the rapture sound initially but later realised it actually came from my woman, my mother of my kids!!!!

i still cant place those words.....could it be out of anger or she actually mean the words for real?

Please help a heartbroken brother.

She said it out of anger. She didn't mean it.

She'll apologize when she simmer down.

benuejosh:
No sub taken. Try harder. Joshua no be Muslim name.

oyi, abole?