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PoliticsRe: ‘You’re The Criminal Not Nnamdi Kanu’ – MASSOB Fires Back At Asari Dokubo by JooEeL(m): 9:40am On Jun 19, 2023
Throwback:
Only a fool having seen how Kanu disregarded his bail conditions, would go ahead to release him when you can get him convicted for treason and terrorism.

Kanu has himself provided enough evidence to get him convicted.

The only mercy he should be shown is to have his death sentence commuted to life imprisonment.

As far as I am concerned, Kanu will never live a free man in this life again.
Lol. And because you have no walls around u, u think ure not a slave and captive too?

Hahaha, black man! Black zoogerians and their weird way of thinking!! cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by JooEeL(m): 3:14am On Jun 19, 2023
Dpharisee:
I didn't bother reading the story when I saw them refer to the leader of a country as "despot" just give me the story as a journalist and allow to do the classification
Dont mind the fools. They still think they've got that media hypnotic sweep and propaganda.

Mumus don't know the world have moved beyond their stale propaganda techniques.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by JooEeL(m): 12:06am On Jun 19, 2023
PUTIN THE MAN.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by JooEeL(m): 11:13am On Jun 18, 2023
jmoore:
Stop feeding atheists on this site. Their mission is distraction. Ignore!
And whats ur mission as a xtian? Is it not to convert the so-called 'unbelievers / atheists'?

U people are as deluded as u are confused.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by JooEeL(m): 11:12am On Jun 18, 2023
caesymore:
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Transgression of the law Dude
Wake up man. Ure too old for this.
PoliticsRe: Is Asari Dokubo Aggrieved And Want Tompolo’s Contract? by JooEeL(m): 11:11am On Jun 18, 2023
This Dokubo is an irritating ideologically inconsistent man.
RomanceRe: Pastor‘s Wife Who Was Caught In Bed With Her Husband's Brother Speaks (Video) by JooEeL(m): 10:22am On Jun 18, 2023
I want a God-fearing man, this and that, bala blu...

A slap to una face.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Proceed On First Medical Trip To France - Sahara Reporters by JooEeL(m): 12:07am On Jun 18, 2023
EyeCumInPiece:
Reminds me of the blockbuster hit song...
Hand dey Shake
Leg dey Shake
Baba wey no Well
E dey Shout Emilokan
🎵🎷🎶🎺🎻
Especially on Maiyegun Diary Politico. Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: ADF Rebels Attack Private School In Uganda. 42 Dead, Many Injured (graphic) by JooEeL(m): 11:39pm On Jun 17, 2023
Zonefree:
Would have been much more best if there's a little sense in that your thick oblong head.
Actually, he's more sensible and logical than u are.
PoliticsRe: Over 500k Yorubas in Anambra state says Oba of Yoruba community in Anambra (pics by JooEeL(m): 1:29pm On Jun 17, 2023
eminikansoso:
You dey mind the idiot
Oro awon people yi su mi. Must everything be tribally politicised? I dont know why the mind of blacks will deliberately choose to be primitive instead of progressive.

If I tell the idiot now let's break the country and have our Yoruba nation, he will likely say no. He'd prefer to keep Liejeriya one with this tribal vile.
PoliticsRe: Over 500k Yorubas in Anambra state says Oba of Yoruba community in Anambra (pics by JooEeL(m): 12:54pm On Jun 17, 2023
tollyboy5:
Wetin man dey find 4 anambra?

Just imaging IPOB catch you and noticed you're yoruba. Omo!

Anything beyond SW, Middle belt and South South is a NO for me.
Shut the hell up!

How many times have you ever seen on the dailies that IPOB is harassing any Yoruba man... you people will stay in your rickety dead-smelling corners and be instigating extremely silly propaganda.

And Im Yoruba by d way, ti nwon ba bi e da, ko da mi l'ohun... undecided
HealthRe: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 7:27am On Jun 17, 2023
Gppgn:
u b mumu... no terrorist in mandala
That was what they used to say several years ago in Benue, Nassarawa, Plateau, Zamfara, Taraba etc.
HealthRe: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 12:50am On Jun 16, 2023
Manhood85:
Permit to say u are a BIG Fool! If u know where it happened, you should know that where it happened is a boundary between FCT and Niger state.
If it happens between FCT and Niger state, what point does it prove? Does it disprove that fulani bandits have taken over Niger state?

Typical liejiriyan who choose to live in fool's paradise.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:02pm On Jun 15, 2023
Mrsoft3:
Pray you are not a victim of this insecurity ravaging the country
Prayers do not work. Brains do.

Israel, the country of where your own god or saviour likely has affiliations to, do not waste time in prayers. They face reality.
HealthRe: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 9:01pm On Jun 15, 2023
So they are still playing football in a state that fulani terrorists have ransacked, savaged and taken over?

Una nor just serious.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2023
Rich4god:
Forced them into a waiting vehicle.

Our security agencies seriously need to step up.

Actions like this are what embolden criminals as they know that can't get caught.

May God help us.
Your security that are the chief planners of this, you are saying "step up"...

That's why I don't pity some of you. How some of you reason is why these sahel invaders are having a nice time.

God helps no one. Save yourself or be ethnically cleansed and islamised like Turkey and Lebanon. O pari.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:35pm On Jun 14, 2023
Babatunjo:
The Banditry game was paused during the elections. Elections is over and game don resume back.

I hope Jagaban will be able to fix this insecurity issues too, with the help of God.
Fix my foot.

U better get ready in your community. They swoop like a thief in the night.

And if you think South West is free from all this, you dey jonez.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:33pm On Jun 14, 2023
Senator777:
For Nigeria army to work fine. Presidency need to sack a lot of generals and reshuffle the army. There is a need for fresh air in Nigeria army for the military to perform and eradicate the terrorists in Nigeria
Fresh air??

U people dream too much.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:31pm On Jun 14, 2023
Mrsoft3:
God abeg
Abeg for what?

Up One Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:30pm On Jun 14, 2023
chukkystar:
It's getting serious ooo.. Haba na no where is safe again
If I hear pim
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:30pm On Jun 14, 2023
CHIOMAEZEH:
Na wah... They were held hostage for 30mins...whay was the police doing?
Ibere.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 7 UNIJOS Students by JooEeL(m): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2023
You support One Nigeria, you chop your breakfast.

No complaints abeg.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by JooEeL(m): 6:59pm On Jun 12, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
Which one be Cameroon viper and Garbon Viper??

Who dey give these snakes nationality??
Abi snakes don get Ecowas passport angry
U ruined ur comment with "passport". It is locality instead.

That's why you have animals like "Bengal Tiger", American eagle, Gabon Viper, Asian carp, Indian elephant, Amur Leopard etc.
FoodRe: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by JooEeL(m):
These things are becoming shameless.

We are only exposing to the world that the only thing we have in our heads is food and how to cook. Then maybe dance reels and very boring comedies.

Choi. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 3:07pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tranquility2345:
For your mind, you believe say anybody get time to read this epistle? Lazy youth. Instead make you go dey write epistle wey go better your life and take your family out of poverty. You dey waste your life dey write epistle on top ballon d’or. I pity you. Continue na. Hopeless lazy youth. Tueh! angry
Where I am, u can never ever likely be. If u were smart, u would have looked at the timestamp of that image to see we are likely not on the same level.

Some of u just open ur mouth thinking everyone is ur mate online. Whether it is ur personal frustration or sadism, I am not the cause of it.

On a weekend, I relax and chill in several ways I want, incl. discussing politics and sports. I have checked your own profile and you've made 4602 posts, almost double of mine. I see u discussing Raineri, Pellegrini and Pep's era of Mancity but when I discuss mine, im a lazy youth. Frustration is clearly written over your life. I empathise.

Peace out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 7:03am On Jun 11, 2023
TheSuperX:
No one can stop MESSI from winning his 8th Ballon d'or.
Messi will take it. It's not even a matter of hating.

Haaland is a gifted player o, no doubt.

But Messi's MVP star-showing in the World Cup, especially whn Argentina was nearly knocked out and how he revived the team, will make him nip it ahead of Haaland.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 6:59am On Jun 11, 2023
tesppidd:
Nice words..

But the biggest sham in ballon dor history was in 2013 when Ribery's award was stolen after FIFA reopened voting after it was already closed and allowed voters to change votes they had already casted.

2010 was controversial, 2013 was sham.
Yea my brother. 2013 was just unbelievable. Cr7 whined and nearly cried for it. They had to extend the voting period. Ronaldo didn't even win a thing that season. His supporters claimed that he beat Sweden 3 - 2 or so to qualify for the WC, hence he deserved it.

2010 was still reasonable, if compared to 2013. At least Messi won the League, Copa Del Rey and broke De Lima's record for most goals scored in a season which stood at 47. And Iniesta and Xavi were operating at very similar wavelength, hence split the votes almost so evenly for Messi to come out ontop.

I still fancied Sneijder though, even though he didnt win the WC. But I'd choose either Sneijder or Xavi, not Messi.

Heck in 2013, forget Robben sef. Even Neuer deserved it more than Cr7. Neuer and Ozil were too hot in 2013 and 2014 for Germany, that guy weh deh mention say Muller for win 2014 ballon d'or actually forget these 2 guys o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 6:54am On Jun 11, 2023
sexysunnyb:
You nailed it bro and I am 100% convinced that you watch , follow and understand football wella, not like those who only follow LiveScore on Nairaland and they will not allow us hear word with there dumb argument.
Thanks boss. Just a humble observer bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 2:13am On Jun 11, 2023
Stippy:
2010 wc iniesta scored the winning goal and even was the best player but he didn't win Wesley Sneijder wey win cl and reach final they nor give them but they give the balloon d'or to pessi who scored 0 goals and gave 4 assist. Wow.

2014 wc Muller, neur and even Messi dey there but they give pendu wet score 2 goals. Why they give am because he win cl abi Wetin.

This year balloon d'or is going to Halland or KDB.
Im a barca fan my guy. 2010 Ballon D'or win was made to favour Messi. That is the sole Ballon D'or of Messi that I emphatically disavow.

2014's Ballon D'or of Ronaldo was a sham too. But not so much of a sham as that of 2010. Besides he broke a long-standing UCL record. Muller won the World Cup amongst other club trophies but was not the poster boy of the Bayern team. It was Robben and Ribery that were the most terrific, let's be honest, and they had quite a dismal WC campaign. Messi's 2014, was quite a dull one -- coming back from some niggling injury that plagued him in 2013. Messi also did not win the League or the CL. If he had won the WC, the argument would have changed. Ure just picking Muller cos he won everything, just like saying Alvarez should take the Ballon D'or cos he won all trophies. Even on that same German 2014 team, Ozil was much hotter.

For the year 2023, Haaland has done remarkably well. He won the Champions League and the League
While Messi won the World Cup and the league. So they have 2 main big cups. WC is bigger than CL, so for trophies Messi already has the edge. Let's look at individual performances now.

Now hear my explanation:
Haaland was hotter all year round than Messi, no doubt about that. He had much numbers (esp. in terms of goals) but if you begin to consider goal contribution (G/A), you'd realise Messi is not even far behind.

Another thing you'd have to consider is Haaland is too much of a tap-in striker. He's just good in positioning and finishing but for real footballing qualities, Haaland doesn't excite. There is a kind of slick and flair that combines with efficacy to be Ballon D'or favourite. Haaland can't dribble. Haaland can't produce terrific passes, can't score freekicks, make quick short serial passes and interlink play. Like Haaland hardly ever wows the crowd until he scores a goal. He's not of the brand of strikers / attackers like Henry, De Lima, Suarez, Neymar, C Ronaldo etc. that have that extra spice and can do some of the aforementioned. He's only effective and that's where it ends. That shortens his Ballon D'or chances slightly in my opinion.

Finally, Haaland has no appearance in World Cup. If he had taken Norway to say semi-final of the World Cup or Quarter-final with some goals in it, or let me say semi-final, it would be hard to overlook him. You also have to note that Haaland's exceptional form in the league is similar to Messi's form in the WC. Messi scored crucial goals (although penalties like 3 or so), Messi made dribbles and produced assists that were highlights of the WC. These are the kind of things I mean when I say "having that extra spice". Things that evoke emotions. That Messi assist against Netherlands sticks to your brain so easily till now. His simple yet risky roll-in penalty against France in the shootout glues to the mind. As for Haaland, there is not much "wow" moments. And his form has kind of badly dropped for some time now, just like Messi's form. In fact, De Bruyne, Gundogan, Foden and Bernado Silva are significantly better and technically gifted players than Haaland, even on the same team. One could even argue Mahrez too. That's too many players on the team better than you.

Did you know that Haaland hardly ever touches the ball in a game? He goes missing for very long stretches of the game. Pls dont tell me he's doing his striker job. There are numerous strikers like Henry, Suarez, Torres, Villa, Forlan, Milito, even this Benzema sef that both score loads of goals and exert more influence in the game. Im sure you heard the commentator today right? That Haaland didn't have more than 10 touches first half or so.

For Haaland not to even make the World Cup at all, already writes him off.

The image below again shows the most recent update of the Ballon D'or win and it has changed slightly even further in favour of Messi. Imagine winning a whole Champions League (talking about Haaland now) and the odds dont even shift in his favour. That tells u what u need to know.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 9:49pm On Jun 10, 2023
Stippy:
Halland or KDB for balloon d'or

Ronaldo and Messi are old camels
Which haaland? When did CL become bigger than d world cup? U deh jonez. See update.

We know some of u support Man city just to thwart Messi's balon d'or's chances. Una dey play.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by JooEeL(m): 9:02pm On Jun 10, 2023
tonididdy:
This will be the easiest final in history


Minimum 4 goals from city!
Enu ja wire...
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Husband With My Driver, But He Was Also Cheating by JooEeL(m): 12:04pm On Jun 10, 2023
Shalashaska:
Things like this happen but the way she went into details seem more like she's making up the story.🤷🏾‍♂️

Just say you slept with him. We don't need to know that he fingered you and sucked your boobs or that you were cumming or the position etc
It doesn't harm the story na. Lol.

Most sex encounters or cheating will always involve sucking the girl's boobs and fingering na.

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