₦airaland Forum

As I dey like dis, na only one shoe I get, abeg give me your shoes to cover my shame. I dey Jos abeg.

BigDawsNet:
Home Alone 1 2 3 4 6

From 4 you jumped to 6?

Karlifate:
"The Lord showed me mercy"

The Lord has shown me Mercy.

Buddha3:
Wait,

I just saw barbecue on a toilet seat.

I dey tellz you.

Believe me, it is not venomous.

All I see is "Bayii" after every paragraph. What does Bayii mean abeg?

Zambia too na japa.

Somebody told me this hours ago, but I didn't believe. Now seeing it makes me believe.

All these for mere wet dream?! Allah ya sauke.

Mazisimonekpa:
https://mobile.twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1605262188893052944

I enjoy it as you are killing fellow eegbos in the yeast. Help us reduce your population.

I thought it is haram for a man to shake hands with a woman according to Islam. Why is Stimu breaking the sharia law?

suleymman33:
Let's just forget that his action

Just like that?

harqinhola:
This is a very big claim that can cause unrest in the land . YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR PASSING THIS SOUGHT OF NEWS IF IT;S FALSE.

You mean they would arrest"Nobody"?

Bintdawood:
Ehyaaaa! God forbid bad thing but what if its poisonous

The poison is located ONLY in the salivary glands.

gaymanuel:
So much hate, I'll pray for you.

Peay to which God?

A fake pastor scammed you, instead of you to hold the pastor and the evil in him responsible for your predicament, you blamed the Jewish God. As you not unwise?

You forgot to mention ANDROID AI and Ogadeyvex. The former go just insrt him d!ck inside anus fa, finish come wear clothes without baffing. The latter go just wake up for morning with vex comot go hustle forgetting to baff. Haba!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Examples of the words I misspelled. I didn't learn to write it. You know being able to speak a language, and being able to write it out correctly as it ought to be, are two different things altogether, isn't it? Except one learns the techniques of writing such languages. Or don't you agree?

I noticed what fk001 pointed out, but I held my peace. The first thing I noticed was in the spelling of your monicker. The letter i after the letter r is not supposed to be there.

So the marriage list is so so so affordable, then why do men pay N50-N100k for one night os seks in the name of whocup? To marry better pass jare. But make nobody try Efik marriage list o. Be warned.

I am PDP, but I am Obidient and support Zullum. Na candidate, no be only so so party.

poncedeleon:
Haha. but some Market no need marketing. some na brand.

Not APC though.

Mstravelindiva:
Hello Nairalanders,

It's your girl Ms Travelin Diva and she has arrived! What an adventure it has been so far, but I made it to Abuja!

First two days had a bit of a rocky start (our flight was delayed and luggage did not arrive in Abuja until the next evening). I must admit, if you have to return to the airport for anything, Nigeria makes it a bit difficult to navigate back and forth easily. At any rate, once we received our luggage then our vacation officially began. I quickly learned the true meaning of the nigerian factor, lol! While still a bit jet lagged, I have managed to enjoy a few adventures within my first few days, and even got my hair braided in my hotel room shortly after I arrived (BEST EXPERIENCE EVER). Here's part 1, and definitely check out my Instagram page @MsTravelinDiva_ if you’d like to follow videos of my stay. Cheers!

Stay tuned for Part 2!

Peace & Blessings to Nigeria and to you all!

Where were you flying from?

I am waiting for the day APC will be sued for using the photo with this little girl for campaign purposes. Ewu lawyers.

Anf what is your father saying about it?

Offpointng:
na why I dey call you mumu who no know say Jos na Jesus Our Saviour

slowpoke

A BATstard talking.

Offpointng:
Bloody Josbreed

Yeah! Jos for life. You can't change it.
Jesus
Our
Saviour.
There is nothing you can do about that.

Offpointng:
Mumu

Na you be mumu.

Whatever the op is doing traveling in Borno state with all these dangers, I am 200% ready to go twice the length. I love risky adventures. If I die I die. But no opportunity. Though, I have been to Maiduguri 3 times.