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KELVINXY:
It’s not a sin but killing yourself is a sin.

What if it doesn't kill me?

Israel5:
Saw this animal with the resemblance of a Cattle in Katsina Zoo. Amazingly, as we had conclude that Nigerian Lions suffer in zoos, I saw a moderately healthy lion too. Although, it seem to be lonely.
So, learned compatriots, what animal is this?

Why did you not ask the tour guides ot staff in the zoo the name. Is there not supposed to be a sign on the cage with the common and scientific names on it?

garriAndsugar:
If as old as you are you can't taken simple decisions then you deserved to be adviced later

Even kings and presidents take advices before taking simple decisions, she is no better.

Let me try it by typing the first one properly and a second one by misspelling.

Tinubu Thiefnubú

Chopchopfine:
I will start from number 2.
2. Some people can't eat palm oil because of health issues. It has very high cholesterol and it's not good for hypertension or high BP.
3. Shaki is part of those internal organs of cow or goat meat. It's part of the lining of the stomach.
I just remembered some people call it "towel"

You did not answer my first question.
As for my 2nd concern, I now get it that it is health that you were pronouncing as 'et'in your video.
Issorite.

Chopchopfine:
I will start from number 2.
2. Some people can't eat palm oil because of health issues. It has very high cholesterol and it's not good for hypertension or high BP.
3. Shaki is part of those internal organs of cow or goat meat. It's part of the lining of the stomach.
I just remembered some people call it "towel"

You didn't answer my first question.
As for the second point, now I understand that it is health that you were pronouncing as 'et' in your video.
Issorite.

@op, I am a niqqur like you, but let me tell you this, you ate ungrateful he-goat. Next time don't even try to do what you cannot finnish. Don't tty that again. But for now, just shut da fvck up and enjoy the help you are getting. Whether she stylishly assume the post of a wife or girlfriend and refuses to go, just know that you brought it upon yourself. Don't you ever in your life raise your voice on her. If you are to part, do your best to make it amicably. Enjoy.

I have some concerns:
1. You bleached the palm oil, this kills ovet 90% of the Vitamin A in it. Why?
2. You mentioned that those who would not like to use palm oil because of 'et' issues can use vegetable oil. What do you mean by et?
3. What is shaki? I am a Jos guy.

Olam09:
Na my everyday food be that.. bread and beans with Fish. But i think i have a body that automatically regulate fats and too much calories.

Eyah, you are genetically meant to be slim. I had beans lime every to days for like 2 years, I added 12 kg. But now sapa make me to shed 5.5kg.

mariahAngel:
I thought it was kanda.

It is called GANDA in Hausa, it's non-Hausa speakers who try to say GANDA, but unfortunately say KANDA.

Olam09:
Pepersoup and Trophy beer, organic pig meat, biscuits at times and gardenegg. Guess what and I'm still slender

you need alot of beans to add weight.

Irish potatoes, sweet potates, yam, moi-moi, isi-ewu, gote, akara, couscous, pudding, risga, masa, dan-wake, balango, kunu gyada, bread and avocado pea, omo mehn,the ones wey you never hear before na Northern food o.

Itish potatoes, sweet potates, yam, moi-moi, isi-ewu, gote, akara, couscous, pudding, risga, masa, dan-wake, balango, kunu gyada, bread and avocado pea, omo mehn,the ones wey you nevet hear before na Northern food o.

Nono and yoghurt. First time it happened was in September, 2017 in Gombe. I drank chilled refrigerated, fura da nono packaged in sealed PET bottle. I enjoyed it. About 3 hours later, while my guys where chilling eating grilled catfish, I was complaining of stomach ache. I almost died. I purged later on passing out all the nono. I never linked the pains to nono. 2 months later I drank a pack of Hollandia yoghurt, same thing happened, but worse. I nearly passed out. I just concluded nono and yoghurt are the cause, basically, fermented milk. A month later, I took small amount of nono, it happened again. My only cure is taking Flagyl before consuming nono or yoghurt.

Please, I beg you. Dump her. Tell her you are done with the relationship. Naso I go rush that girl marry her the way she dey dress like that. I will love her like that and you will be the loser.

MrBrownJay1:
OP change your title to "supposedly cheating husband"
as much as it is not a sign of cheating if your husband drives with a lady (it could have been his sister/mother or simply a colleague), her reaction is the reason why she is where she is....thus BOTH should be blamed!

Why was the man running away immediately he sighted his wife?

If you don't include the edikang-ikong leaves in it, then it can never be edikang-ikong soup.

Shey una remember that statement we used to hear in mortal kombat video game, like "finish him", "fatality", "flawless victory". Na wetin Tyson Fury go do AJ be that. Make AJ no gree o.

This picture now will be the latest meme.

Idonweak:
Why you need the clear ones?



You wan use am masturbate?

Yeah

3yga:
No Na Alcatel Lol… Nor be Wetin dem send am he post? Or He tell you say he dey there?

LoL

You are right, I think it's Alcatel dem use to take the pishures. See ehn, them say if you want chop frog, chop the one wey get fat and plenty eggs inside. If him wan give us gory pishures, make him give better ones.

Your pictures no dey ever clear like say na Sagem abi na 3310 you dey use snap.

Risingblue008:
Mr Incredible
MI (that short guy)
This guy no dey dt connected,if not he would have been stage with
Ti
Mims
Chingy.
The only musician who all Tru he's album track no gets
Pigin
Yoruba
Ibo

Go and verify
Or even he's own tribe
Jos
I Cut hand for the guy

So Jos is now a tribe?

halima83:
Fully BATified and Kashimized

You cannot use the emboldened to market your candidates in the North. It simply means "full of sh!t". Ask any Hausa person to confirm.

La clickè la bénd.

Staphylococcus:
The next Vice President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.


The man is so brilliant and a perfect fit for His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

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Wait o, I want you to lecture me, so you mean in whilebof Nigeria, Shettima is the only PERFECT fit for VP? AS nobody else in the whole Nigeria can do the job?

Do the broiler rations have pelletized form?

As a Liverpool fan, I am in support of our defeat, it is good for us since the management of Liverpool did not see it fit to add to Mane's money to keep him. Infact, I don't mind if we carry last because of Mane's absence.

Hollybratt:
Let me share this with you.
A lady just got married on May this year. So the two couple posted their wedding pics on facebook till June. So there was a particular group named "Oko ati obo" which means"Dick and kitten" i was invited to join the group. I like the group because of their dirty and funny yoruba post, asking each member for s*x in a yoruba way. i joined the group. So i was surprise when i saw a post in that group made by the newly wedded lady, her post was"Toba fe dobo sms mi tio ba n gbeni oshogbo" which means"If you want to have s*x, sms me if you are leaving in oshogbo" people started asking for her number, she dropped it for them one after the other including her house address. I was like see the lady that just got married on may and she has started doing s*x giveaway on August the same year. I quickly send his husband [/b]friend request so i can explain what i've seen about [b]her wife because i've already screenshot her post with the replies, na to send it for her husband remain.
Do u support me??

Is the wife a man? And is the husband a eoman? I don't understand.

It is truly barbaric and inhumane. In South Africa, there are lion farms where lions are bred and grown just to be killed by people for fun or sport. It is from this fatms a lion was selected for him to kill, not that he went into the wild to kill a wild lion. Tueh!