₦airaland Forum

Vicky99:
Erica is Laycon nemesis, I hope this girl won't finish him. What a weak guy.

Love your personal text. Cheers

Beosten:
I was very sure. My visions had always been 99% correct all the time. I was barely about 3 months in the ministry and you expect me to tell someone that her child should not leave Nigeria after procuring visa?

If only God can give you vision about when corruption will die in Nigeria, then just maybe we will believe u

Macsjebs:
Nothing will happen to the world, quit worrying and fear not

No mind the nuisance

iamvictorbassey:
1. Firstly, these operatives storm environments and pick every fresh young looking guy, so there is high tendency that some of them are innocent.

2. I'm gradually learning how to remain silent on any issue that has to do with 9ja, because it's obvious our leaders aren't in any way our problem. We are the dull mothe.rfuckers. They only enjoy having se.x with us because we're collectively dull. They say when a beautiful girl has no "brain", her vagina must feel the "pain".

I see some of you here who don't understand the concept of "Cause and Effect" come on Nairaland to say "E go better" "Let's pray for our leaders", "Let's pray for Nigeria" and some other dumb statements. You think that's how developed countries were built? By dumb prayers?

I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist and trust me when I say crime in Nigeria has not started. Do you know how many unemployed youths there are? My mates be calling, "Boss, abeg anything for you boy" and I'm like Haba now me no be your boss o. I'm just privileged to have a lil platform. Even the small hustle I'm doing Tax and internal revenue want to kill somebody (Story for another day).

People are starving whereas "Person" is stealing "People's" money. And you expect these young ones to live on Oxygen? The bad precedence has already been set. THERE'S NO REWARD NOR PUNISHMENT IN NIGERIA The younger generation have already been indoctrinated to think that stealing is smart and wise. And who steals more is the real OG. The younger generation will be wiser, smarter and faster.

Believe me INTERNET CRIME HAS NOT EVEN STARTED.

Let's have a poll below to prove to you that those who want to be G boys are plentier than those already in it.

If you would not mind doing internet fraud, If only you'd find a sure tutor who'd make you cash out even as little as one hundredth what Hushpuppi has, click SHARE

I feel your ending is unnecessary. But you've absolutely described Nigeria. He who has ears let him hear. We are nearing the breaking point daily

manos:
We have talked about it quietly on several occasions before (the reason why i am now labelled a complainer about insignificant things: she has called me petty on several occasions for complaining about things like this) and she basically sees nothing wrong with what she does. I plan to show her this thread, so that she can see at least that not even a single person that commented so far approves her weird toilet habits.

Please don't

manos:
Note: it's a bit long... I could have summarized but I want those contributing to get a crystal clear picture of the situation, so that they can give better and specific advice.

The major problem here is that she mixes up things to be done in the kitchen with things done only in the toilet.

I have been married to my wife for over a year now (no kids yet) and there are certain unhygienic habits she has been displaying, since we started living together. I have been seeking ways to help her improve on it, but a calm correction from me always leads to a bitter argument between us. (She claims I complain too much whenever I point it out)

For example, she always clears her throat early in the morning and spits in the kitchen sink. (despite the fact that we have 2 toilets with wash hand basins; one in the room and also a guest toilet, with a wash-hand basin which is basically 3 steps from the kitchen). Then she goes to the bathroom, gets her toothbrush and comes back to the kitchen to brush her teeth, while doing several things with toothpaste and saliva drooling from her mouth all through.

The other day, she prepared breakfast (spaghetti) for both of us with the drooling toothpaste mouth and i refused to eat from it. I didn't complain to her either, until she asked why I didn't take my portion of the spaghetti from the pot, later that evening. I mentioned to her that, as always I find it disgusting to eat spaghetti, seasoned with toothpaste drool and saliva. The response I got from her was a hiss and then she said that, next time I should inform her if I am not going to eat the food she cooked so that she would not cook for me."

I let that slide but I felt she missed the point. The next day was her birthday and I decided to prepare breakfast for her.
While I was in the kitchen cooking, she came in with the same drooling toothpaste mouth to take a kitchen Scissors in order to cut something on her pants, even though we have another scissors in the room for such purposes. In the process of trying to pick the scissors, her hands which were covered with toothpaste drool had to cross the pot which I was cooking with. I mentioned to her that I was not comfortable with that and she just hissed as usual, still picked the Scissors and left the kitchen while angrily saying that I am just a complainer. I lost it at this point and proceeded to give her a lecture in anger about basic hygiene and why I can not keep quiet over these things because we live in a shared space and how her actions have a direct effect on me. It ended in a shouting match till she kept quiet, without accepting she was wrong.

This is the pattern almost everything takes when I try to correct her. The worst part is that I would still have to be the one to apologize for shouting at her because if I don't, I might be subjected to a week long silent treatment which I dread.

There are other more unhygienic things that are done by her, which I might not be able to post here due to the fact that I am not completely anonymous and she is still my wife but I hope this information is enough for someone to understand my frustration and profer a solution.

Who send you

Queenlovely:
2013 my daughter came back to Nigeria from leed University. she told me she wanted to join the Nigerian army I was mad.


she refused to listen, she was almost done with everything, her father refused to stop her


the only solution was to use suicide as weapon.

I threatened to drink rat poison if she doesn't get that idea out of her head.


she complied.

today she is doing well as a venture capitalist

You are a good Mother. Is your Daughter single Ma?

Imamshekau:


Welcome to the zoo where human lives does not matter.
A place where cows are more valuable than humans.

A country where the president doesn't even know the daily happenings going on in the country.

A country where service chiefs are living fat, buying properties abroad, earning bogus salaries and allowances while citizens live in fear of bandits, terrorists.

A country where citizens love and worship their oppressors.

A country where the youths would rather sit down to watch bbnaija than to go out to protest for the good of the country.

I just don't know what to say to the angel that brought me to this country.

I think that will be one big question i will like to ask when we meet.

Na only question u wan ask. The next fight in Heaven will occur on that day.

AregbeFufu:
The Buhari effect.

Lockdown without economic stimulus, because foreign countries were doing; we joined them.
Tell me what the shabbily enforced lockdown achieved. Death rate before, during and after the lockdown remained constant.
Movement was never really shutdown, the only thing that experienced a lock down was the economy.
Africans must start using their brains one day,there will be a time we will be stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea, the only way out being to think

Smart Man

post=92398960:
These are great and honest words coming from a honest and good man.
This is a good man and not a mere or your average politicians our country have been cursed with.

To all those that brought upon this evil boko haram into our nation.
To all their sponsors, no matter the party they may be.
To all those who never want peace to reign in Borno state and our darling country as a whole,
Evil and painful ends await them all.
They can and will never escape destruction soon.
If you are here supporting those criminals and evil-minded people.
What will befall them will never be far from your doorsteps also.
Watch it!

The President must come with brutal force to bring to book the evil perpetrators and sponsors of this evil boko boys, this evil that has been affecting our nation since almost 2 decades must STOP.

AGAIN,
May it never be well with all Boko haram sponsors in our darling nation and may all those who support their sponsors all end up miserably in life.
May bitterness and pains never leave their doorsteps.
So shall it be.

Sane Nigerians,
watch out how hypocrites, swines, enemies of Nigeria and bastards will avoid saying Amen to this innocent prayer.
While, honest, good and hardworking Nigerians shout a very BIG AMEN.
Just watch it!
Watch them come up with stories to back up their foolishness and bitterness.
WATCH them quote this post and say all manner of jargon without saying Amen that will kill the evil Boko Haram sponsors.
All of una causing pains in dis country no go ever die better.

No be curse,
Na FACT!!



Amen,
Amen,
and Amen to this very important prayer.
So shall it be for all those urchins collecting any form of stipends to support the evil people that are bent on putting our darling nation in chaos and bloodshed.
They will all end up miserably in life.
They can never escape it.
Thanks for the prayers.
So shall it be in Jesus name.
Insha Allah also!
Iseeeeeee........

Y'all can save this picture 'Yours Truly' just compiled together after editing...... for posterity sake.
Posterity will judge us all in this nation.
If you support good and honest people,
Keep up with it.
If you support criminals and evil people, also keep up with it.
Your end will justify it all.

We Rise!



END OF THREAD !!!!

Nuisance

post=92403330:
#TeamProudlyNigeria.

We can have all these and much more indigenously in our darling nation.

If Supersport follow suit,
an indigenous cable TV will stand at last after many caved in along the way.

We should be the GIANT of AFRICA that people know us as.

It is Nigeria that should be having corporations and companies like this in all African countries,
not the other way round
Unfortunately, it is not so cos of the 'many' bad leaders that have ruled our nation since independence.

Gradually we will get there as a nation!
We will continue to believe in her.


You've said it all.
A better Nigeria is all we want.


Really?
Na only shoprite bread pain u for dis matter?
Mr FOLA the FFO!
Stomach infrastructure tinzzzzz.......


Lol .
Buy the ones that will last you till Xmas time o.
Safe trip!
Funny!!

BTW, we no be brother o,
We are simply WE!

Nuisance

Built2last:
I have a problem with number 6 and 10.

Why use candle at all when its celestial church of CHRIST. I never came accross an passage in the bible where Jesus told us to light a candle to pray. All churches that use candles or incense are fetish.

The bible is the rule book of christianity

Number 10 you said if you leave and talk harshly bad things may happen to the person. People talk harshly about our Lord Jesus everyday. He doesn't harm them because He is love. If atheists repents and come to Christ, with open arms He receives them. What then is a church that claims to be christ like doing with harshly making things bad for leavers. That's not God.

I have never entered a white garment church before and will never enter one. Their activities do not match what I read in my bible daily.

Your logo contains ONE EYE. You brandish the cross everytime. Jesus is no longer on the cross. He went to the cross not by choice but by Roman soldiers. Why do some churches hold the cross tightly and ignore the grave. Is the grave not as important as the cross. We dont need the cross or the grave or any symbol.

Jesus never told us to hold on to any of that or make reference to it.

Accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour. Believe in your heart, confess with your mouth and let God see that in your lifestyle. Period.

Christianity is simple. We just want to make it complicated.

You're very valid. But e be like u no go dey drink beer. I would have offered to pay for the next two bottles.

Anuoluwa1234:
A typical Nigerian man!!!... Many ppl blame the politicians etc, even I,... but truth be told, an average politician is exhibiting what and an average Nigerian man( male/females) will do, if power is given to him!!!.. ..

Wickedness, selfishness, scam, lies, every bad behaviour of this life is flowing in our muscles .. I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with Nigeria/Nigerians.. something far beyond human comprehension!!!!.

95% of Nigerians are deceitful.. no truth at all, etc... Imagine, a yahoo boy raining curse in government, calling dem Thief.. etc..

How many of us write the correct time when we get to work, how many of us care about our neighbors, etc... This this are all sum up, contributing to all these gibberish!!!..

The Bible says, Righteousness exalts a nation... And here we are, full of lies, hatred bitterness etc... Let's wait and watch how we will grow ...

Compare the behaviours of white ppl with the black, and reason why we are still far behind.. there is no magic in it.. but we can't pay the price, cuz of our human nature..

Only those who can realise this fact & understand, will be pulled out of that bondage!!!...

Sincerely, I sometimes wish all my live in Nigeria is just a dream!!!

Argue with Ur keyboard!!!...
Shallom

Flesh and Blood did not reveal this to you

prettytasha:
I'm sure the United States have done worse ... But will always be the first to cry foul

When are we going to be able to travel through time?

Angelinastto:
Make I drag you nao

Lol

lilianofentse:
So their letting a criminal get away easily. Ok.

Hey Pretty

Matrimonous:
That's true brother. Glad to know there are still sensible people on nairaland.

It's such a shame

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.

ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Nice Dp

Angelinastto:
Only you can take this decision. All the group chat issh is normal stuff among ladies, your sister is also guilty. She was just doing shakara and at a point it got to her head. It's took her awhile to know what she wanted.
Come to think of it, the shame is not only yours. It's a shame she's ending up with a guy she has made fun of and embarrassed in public. Meaning, you're the best available guy after all.
It's a win win situation dear, in between, do not marry for anything but love.
All the best!

Abeg let us start our own. But who will disgrace who first?

MuttleyLaff:
This is a peculiar "extreme emotional distress"

This peculiar crime of passion, appropriately is a crime committed out of passion of feeling, betrayed by a sexual partner in one form or the other, or thinking the partner is being disloyal, unfaithful, secretive, conspiratorial et cetera.

Crime of passion, of this sort, usually ends up with death(s), this because, aside the brain, the heart has been messed with up. I am sure you know why the wedding ring is put on or worn on the fourth finger on the left hand, that's counting from the right.

Please Sir I don't know why the ring is worn on that finger. Kindly enlighten me. Thanks

harsysky:
Life is a risk. like a reader commented up there, time and chance happen to people whether you choose to up your game or you choose to marry when not buoyant. If I had not seen a poor man who rose to wealth , and a wealthy man who became poor, I would certainly think a man has 100% influence on how their lives go .

The overall advice would be to have a source of income before dabbling into marriage, then get other sources of income to complement whatever cometh. At all times, pray without ceasing because real wealth isn't made, it is inherited from anybody. Take a look at majority of those who are billionaires, you would agree with me that they never believed they would be what they are now. If we all understand the way things work in this world, which isn't possible, we will be able to predict the future.

Is there anyone who is a liability? No. it's a matter of meeting someone whom God has given the ability to unlock that passion in you. I have seen a lot in just a lil amount of time. Just like the saying, " what doesn't kill one, makes one stronger". I'm stronger for all I have seen and I go all the way opposite of what majority think is best because I have this sole belief that God is both the producer and director of what we are living on here--the earth. A lot of rules here and there to even make one think that following all the rules could make you live longer than Methuselah, but it is all wash.

Enjoy what ever time you have in this world, and never judge those you think you are better than. Never lean on your own understanding.

Your angle self make Brain ooo. More Grease to your Elbows

FuerzA:
One of the essentials marriage should be predicated upon is some degree of financial ease/freedom. Ignoring this switches marriage to carriage.

Nna, how do you develop and sustain feelings with a hollow pocket

Mad ohhhhhhh

Poseidon000:
Sup guys. I've something that have always earned the acme of my discountenance. And that's how men crudely jump into marriage in other to conform to societal dictate or for some selfish satisfaction.
This have gotten me pensive and I'll make no ado in getting to the nucleus of the issue.

Yesterday, I was headed toward gwarimpa, and on my way I noticed a disheveled young guy around Efab estate trekking by the express.
As a rule, I always give such guys 'lift,' because i was once with a female colleague in a lonely path that seldom have cars coming our way, suddenly one private car stopped and when I tried entering after my female colleague boarded, the SIMPson bounced me out and zoomed off with an empty back seat.

That incident birthed in me a sense of solidarity and understanding of what men go through just for being men, but yesterday, I was so incensed by a botch job my mechanic did that I drove past. After about 4 hours when I had everything sorted and was heading back, I saw the same guy heading toward my direction again(it's a dual carriage way) and he was sweating profusely, so I beckoned on him to enter. We got talking and I inquired why he's trekking such a long distance. He said: he went to look for a job that wasn't successful and he's going back to Arab road.
But this is just a miniscule of the guy's travail. He grew up in abject poverty.In fact, they gave birth to him and his sister in an uncompleted building. His dad died in that building, his sister got pregnant for some riffraff and they started what we call "abuja marriage", his mom subsequently fell sick and died in the same uncompleted building. Then the owner of the building decided to complete it, and drove him away.

Now, this guy was able to get another uncompleted building to stay, and as I'm typing this, he's with wife and kids. This is a person that don't have food at home and can not afford N150 to and fro.

I gave him 10k but I was so mad with him; I mean, I was disconcertingly appalled that this guy will think of marriage in his privation. Why not be a little bit comfortable before considering marriage, instead to face life with the dignity of a breadline.

Sadly, this is the same mistake lot of guy's have been making thinking they'll fall into some stupendous money as soon as they marry, and this is mostly perpetuated by religious charlatans who say; a man's destiny is predicated on his future wife, that as soon as he gets married, the special blessing tied to marriage will start opening way for him.

That's a mendacious twaddle that will leave you in a precarious situation. Please guys, have 'comfort' afoot before you dabble into marriage.

What's your take on this?

I like ur use of the word religious Charlatan. Until we conquer corruption and religion, Nigeria will continue on it's Moon Walk.

vikkimimi:
This is why I'm scared of overly religious people...you defrauded someone and have tithe from it?

Oh my God!
Is this what Christianity should be about!

It is what it is now. Cash and Carry is the order of the day. You are cute. I'm Josh

Joylove2324:

You're beautiful. Can I shoot my shot? Or are you entangled?

sharpman1:
LOL.

1. A programmer will make more than $5k monthly by far.
2. Even if he makes only $5k monthly........$5k in US will go much more than N500k in Nigeria and he will save more than he will ever save in Nigeria.
3. Forget how much he makes in Nigeria.......this country na suffer.

What is really important is for him to leave legally if the opportunity comes because if he plans to be an illegal immigrant he will be jumping from a frying pan to fire.

Your Monika befits you Sir. You are a sharp man indeed. I still wonder why any reasonable person will be contemplating whether or not to leave the shit hole. Always baffles me. Better run if you have the opportunity @op and @op's friend

Mryacks:
Saka-Aubem-Laca doing just okay and causing Leicester problems then boom, Arteta says "I don't want to win this game".....brings on two young kids and and Nketiah's first touch was a red card....there goes away 3point...

Arsenal is just cursed Brother

EastGold:
This is how to use social media.

Unlike those girls sharing half naked pictures, making public videos saying nothing, bringing out their tongues like baby snakes, licking lips, blinking eyes and turning their heads like imbeciles.

Hahahahhahahahahahhahaha

flyingpig:
Please do your masters abroad but don't choose UK. No job after you graduate there.

I will advise Canada or Australia. Msc in Germany especially if you're into engineering or IT. Lots of job in IT and engineering field in Germany after graduation.

Canada, Australia, Germany, USA. Leave UK.

That house, you can afford to finish it with a job after you graduate and work abroad, you can also be able to give your children a great privilege of being raised in a sane society that has immense future.

Nigeria is gone!

Nigeria is truly gone. @Op I am sorry to say but are you mentally imbalanced or there are spirits from your village disturbing you. You have the opportunity and resources to further your education abroad and you're contemplating missing it to build a house in hell. I pity you in advance if you fail to make the right choice

[quote author=Born2Breed post=91425307][/quote]Are you new here? Dem plenty ooo. In fact I can categorically say most female monikers here are actually male

Born2Breed:


Igbo's must be respected.

They are great people, just like the air they rose despite Nigerians trying to put them down.

The most annoying part are those leeches who have nothing but get everything.

Love your dp. That is if you're not a male posing as a female sha