₦airaland Forum

Jacqueline22:
Why naw

You have the description of Nigerians stereotype of Mammy Water lol. Let me be your Papi Water sha. Na that one concern me

Petyprincess:
Please don't mind him o, he has been mentioning me since morning,have never met him in my life!!
Greatresearcher it seems you want me to expose your fraudulent wife abi?

But this ur dp na Unilag u snap am na. Hmmmmm

[quote author=Lamanii22 post=87534259][/quote]No be Abesan Estate I dey see so

Lamanii22:
Hahahahaha so so funny... But I am normal though... You can still woo me oo...

The last person that wooed you. You only said amazing and didn't drop phone no. Very Unfair. Please treat that man right and drop phone number

Lamanii22:
Hahahahaha so so funny... But I am normal though... You can still woo me oo...

The last person that wooed you. You only said amazing and didn't drop phone no. Very Unfair. Please treat that man right and drop phone number

Jacqueline22:
Lol me I love water very much but I’m too scared to go close.

Now looking at your dp. Maybe you shouldn't go near the waters. You know.

Lamanii22:
I try not to believe these things... But sometimes I feel like I am connected to the waters somehow... The more reason I have never visited the beach before.... I have Jesus, but I haven't had that courage to visit the beach...

If that's u on your dp then my dear you're not connected to anything. visit the beach and fun. Learn to swim before that though. Cheers

ednut1:
Every tribe has promiscuous ladies. Everywhere in 9ja small girls are carrying belle

May you be blessed. Such a lazy conclusion.

Mrshape:
Their motive is already generating result. Think!

You dey mind am. Most Nigerians are truly very gullible

Ishilove:
Are you a levite? You likely had dada in infancy and your parents cut it off without following certain processes.

Let me narrate a personal experience. I am a Levite, but when I was a baby, my mum used a comb to comb everything out without allowing it to form. She combs, but by following morning the tangles are back. She battled with my hair for months before it stopped tangling and began to grow normally.

My hair grew long and thick, but when it started disturbing me, I saw fire. Spiritually and physically. Last last in 2005 after investigations I was told to go and shave off the entire thing. Gosh it was painful. After shaving the hair my bro still lathered my scalp with soap and shaved the scalp join because no single hair must remain.

Thereafter I did some Christian 'stuff' which I won't mention here and since then no more disturbances till this day.

Bros please there's no christian you can do that will be unmentionable. Please u people should stop battering Christ

NaijaOlosho:


Nigerians will sure get sense after these Covid deal with us finish.

We will learn to vote the right leaders
We will learn to voter out bad leaders

When we see a zombie bringing out campaign flyers we will quickly snub their 2k vote buying money.

When ever we see 4+4 Sai baba we will rebuke it immediately.

Let the suffering start

You'd be so proven wrong come 2023 again. Nigerians will never have sense, come what may. I'm interested in that booty baby. You dang hot!!!

hamid6249:
What stupid rationale?this shows how wicked you are in real life ,so thier familiesshould be eating sand during the lock down and you expect them to come back licking your ass when the lockdown is over ,I'm sorry you are nothing less than those Lebanese that uses our brothers like slaves.what happens to advance salary,soft loans ,reduction in salary to accommodate partial loss of revenue , small stipend to at lease get food for their families ..oga you are a wicked or intending wicked boss

Good you know Lebanese use our brothers as slaves. How about our brothers that emboldened them to do so?

LadyGA:
Thanks for the compliment

You're welcome pretty lady

Shibaraba:
You get mouth.

She go still serve come. Be patient and don't be too obvious. She must serve come. Revenge is best served cold. Don't take it out on innocent girls o. Not all of them bad I swear.

Wetin you Don see Wey you wan turn monster
You Don wash pant.
You Don carry her go meet her boyfriend wey she call her uncle for hotel, wait for reception for like 2 hours and return her home. When you ask why she rough she say she dey wash cloths. For hotel?
You Don turn messenger for girl?
You Don submit your salary for woman every month?
If no then shut it and move on.

I'm sure some of them, dey laugh happily seeing as you dey lament. Man up

Twale. No wonder Baba dey for ur Moniker

Ugwuoke347:
I am sorry for you. If you feel scared, it is because there is no truth in you.
For the benefit of those who have not sold their soul to falsehood, let it be said again and again that karma is real. Do not be deceived by the immediate. Karma is ever watchful and active. Every thought, word and deed of man is firmly noted by the Universe right down to the minutest detail. Your ignorance of the workings of God's system of reward and punishment changes nothing! Nobody, repeat; nobody, goes scot free. Every work attracts a reward of homogeneous kind in multiples. Order is maintained everywhere in God's Creation by the invisible Hands of the Laws of Divine Will. There is no getting around the Laws of Divine Will because they are like the air we breathe. What you sow is what you reap. If you eat sour grape then you must experience the sour taste. How is this hard to grasp? If you sow adultery, you reap adultery, and betrayals of trust in many areas of your life. If you plant infidelity and lies in your field of karma, you are just going to harvest loads of lies and unfaithfulness in diverse ways, even in your business. Do not be fooled by the appearances of the moment. The man who has abused the trust reposed in him by another will surely be recycled back to this Earth in a circumstance where his life will be made miserable with encounters of people of false character. If the reward for abuse of trust does not happen now, It will surely appear in a future Earth life.

Keep your path straight. Stop seeking justification for your falseness of character. Desist from promoting unprincipled lifestyle. There are so many insecure minds here on Nairaland looking to find just as much as little support and fellow feeling to plunge headlong down the broad way. Think twice about the reinforcement you give to such people when you voice your support for moral recklessness.
Bear in mind that human beings on Earth are never alone. We are being keenly watched by higher beings appointed by the Creator to watch over us. They are the Masters of Fate, the Unseen Watchers. They are real enough. That you have not seen them does not mean they do not exist. And guess what, they see you right into the depths of your soul. So you see, you can only deceive yourself. Good Almighty who is the Great Architect of Creation cannot be deceived. If humans are able to use security cameras to monitor things for themselves, how much more, God Almighty who gave them the brain and the mind.
Take your life more seriously. There is a higher purpose for it. Sex is not the call of any man's life. It is only a function of the physical body. Why should any normal person risk the life of his soul just to satisfy his physical body? Only a spiritually blind person would do that. Unfortunately, a great majority of people are inwardly blind.

Lolololololol. Life is not so complex Sir.

StacyO:
Indeed

I'm sorry I meant I like your disposition to that discourse.

pocohantas:
No offense sis, he passed his exams because he prepared for them adequately. Same with the job.

If you think it is because you cried to God, please come cry for me. I need a job in Chevron.

. Don't mind her jare. You're very smart but i must ask, Why are most guys here scared of you?

kokaneprodigy:
it is not just men these days, ladies are actually doing worse nowadays.

I've got married friends or ex that will still sleep with me if the opportunity presents itself, same with ladies in so called relationship.
sister with the things i have seen and experienced i don't take any relationship serious, i just keep an open mind and protect myself from diseases( no sex without protection) and i do not give what i can not afford to lose to avoid feeling invested. Unless my partner actually makes conscious effort to be trustworthy and i subconsciously trust her i might not get married.

so it is not just guys, both sexes are guilty!

nice pix by the way.

. Correct Comment. And that Omalicha truly fine oh.

prettyaura:
The secret is I went spiritual, I mean to a pastor to help me pray for him so he can pass his professional exams and secure a good job..prayers answered in a short while ..he is now an ex tho but did not know dat behind his smiles today is a woman that cried to God endlessly in a prayer room..I wouldn't regret i did that for him..

So you mean his success had nothing to do with him reading his books and everything to do with the prayers you and pastor rendered. This generation needs help.

Benjamin4388:
forget that narrative. some people are just meant to be the oppressed and some oppressor be it female or male..some of the guys bragging here.wont b able to do that if they know the evil their so called gf they do behind-the-scenes. have had 2 friends in different department dating one same girl in the school and only me know..anytime I visit any and see the girl.i just feel she gives me the look of just enjoy the movie. .and this two guys go dey for gangsters lmfao

Lmmmmmmffffffffffaaaaaaooooooo

Dar4:
Authentic Liar you are


Someone like you claiming there ain't no secret you want no one to know about is the reason 9ja Neva move forward.

Hypocrisy

There's no hand book to life. Even the ones who left it till wedding night are still getting divorced like gbas gbos

LadyGA:
That’s the least thing I would do going into a relationship and hiding somethings about me...I will be open as a book if u can’t accept me that way u move on!!!!

You're cute. I love your approach to life's issues. If you don't mind I'll like us to be acquaintances. Cheers

StacyO:
mmmmmm
The comments here just made me weak.........

I like you

TheGiftedOne:
Laugh wan burst my Belle.

Wallahi e too funny. See the silly things we Africans carry for head like Gala seller for Lagos traffic.

Chukwudozzie:
And both paid dearly for it, King David lost favour, and his son Absolom slept with his father's women on a hill where the whole city could watch him, King Solomon lost his kingdom. Read your Bible Una no go hear

Which paid dearly? According to the story book bah

Stacyomolola:
She doesnt trust u by the way, why do u have a problem with her coming along with her friend if u dont have any hidden motive
Tho for me, i had rather not go visiting than visit with a friend.

Gal u beautiful. You can come along with all your family as long as I can see your fine self.

Stacyomolola:
She doesnt trust u by the way, why do u have a problem with her coming along with her friend if u dont have any hidden motive
Tho for me, i had rather not go visiting than visit with a friend.

Gal u beautiful. You can come along with all your family as long as I can see your fine self.

Jamariwolff:
I am 21, 22 in few days and I inherited 500 million, I want to work small while enjoying life. So I picked France (bonjour tout le monde) please advise.
I am supposed To be in 3rd year in sch but dropped

Do a give away first, then I'll tell you what to do

Zoharariel:


Psalm 91

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Yes, we are all abiding under the shadows of our roofs worldwide.

2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

Our only fortress is the general lockdown Nationwide.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we are seeing how Yahweh and his Angels are delivering his followers into the jaws of Covid-19 worldwide.

4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

How come he failed to cover this slowpoke with his fluffy feathers against Covid-19?

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Look outta your window goddamnit and tell me what you see? FEAR!

6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Amigo, the threat of pestilence is making even G.Os & Bishops pee their panties all over Nigeria.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Gringo, in case you don't know; 20,465 have fallen in Rome (The HQ of Yahweh's Church) and another 23,649 fell in Amerika.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

All our Politicians are Wicked but they've been balling since like forever. Look at Buhari, Wike, Rochas, FFK, Obasanjo, Jonathan, Amaechi, Saraki & Tinubu for example? What tha fvck is your point?

9 Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Shut up! My daily refuge are 4sticks of cigarette, 2 bottles of Trophy or Heineken & reading sexcapades in the Ashewo Beer Parlour Thread on Nairaland.

10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

The evil of COVID-19 is befalling people all over Naija and we can all see it on T.V.

11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

Walai, even Yahweh's angels will all test positive to COVID-19 if they dare to show.

12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how corpses were bore by military trucks & buried in mass graves in Italy & Spain.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

If dem born G.Os like Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakkhilome & TB Joshua well, let any one of them visit the isolation centers or IDH across the Nation to heal the patients.

14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Yes, just the same way he delivered Lear Sharibu from the snare/nest of Boko Haram.

15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Yes, the way he has been answering all prayers in Nigeria, yet our condition & economy keep deteriorating.

16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

My friend, go to Rome in Italy - and give them long life. Nonsense!

Abeg how can I locate the Ashewo beer parlor Room. I need to check something lol

Ladylite:
Hypocrite, you have smashed her finish then you are now bored.

Let me smash. I promise I won't be bored.

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

. Seems like the only person who needs this information is the one you refused to give the information. Use your medulla Sir. Peace

baillers123:
old testament.. Forget am, new testament abolished that law

Funny how it didn't abolish the law of Tithing lol