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kunleweb:
You'll see them soak bamboo in warm water with half boiled rat besides it. Yet they don't think they can contract diseases.

Lwkmh Half boiled rats

Not really a crazy answer per say.

When I was like 7, we were asked to rewrite an essay.

I wrote one and used the word, "Life partner"...
Well back then, that wasn't such a common word for 7yearolds to know or use.

My parents were invited the next day. The look on my dad's face...

Hahhahahaha...

Relax folks...
Something must kill a man.

Vulcanheph:
Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

You can't really blame us.

Society has made it so.

Would you be cool to see your sister's sexcapades on Nairaland?

Offpoint:
Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watched titanic, and one thing wanted to led to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

Hahhahahahahaha. I don laugh tire.

This one I don't believe.

Chinese people can eat nonsense.
One of them must have eaten a very pissed of creature.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Year 2083

Thank you.❣

I noticed it today.
Got me wondering.

Jesus wept!
Is that someone's brain on the floor?

What will make a person decide to become so heartless because of money nau?

I prefer the 2018 edition.

This is crazy.

Shey na like this we go take buy Naija to grow Naira?

Even a pregnant woman?

No fear of God.

God when

Everytime ass n boobs.

This world has no problem again.

Haba...

It's just food nau.

See the long story for only food.

Thought we're all becoming woke this 21st century... how come it's still considered a crime for a man to serve himself?

BabyApple:
Please i am one of the tricycle rider that work from Oyingbo to Yaba.. Since we have banned i have not been able to get something to do .. keke is just there doing nothing.. please i need a job ooo.. I can wash clothes , cars. I need a job to do for God sake.. I have been sitting down idle for days. i follow trekked from Sabo to Alausa Ikeja On Monday.. Not Knowing that Ikeja Keke Rider has engaged the police earlier that day.. on getting to ikeja we were hint that we should not go near Government House If we not wan end up in jail.. Na Leg walk i take leg am reach Anthony before i later see Bus to Yaba .. Please I need a Job... Any Job as long as it is not illegal.. My keke is just 5 months Old.. If you have Mini Bus , I can Drive it for you..

Kai.
Hope someone who can help sees this.
God will help you.

If to say them know...
Them for no born am.

mrsfavour:
6m can organize a wedding, why this play around ? Chioma is loved by you,has a son ,what else?

Baby you did not help him to make the money o.

Not sure you have any right to tell him how to spend it.

Granted, the money could be put into better use, but if it were yours, would you?

Chai...
How do lovers go from 'I love you' to 'I'll kill you?'
Baffles me.

Never been on one.

ppogba:
No where is impossible to trek.

Ask people who are old enough how it was during SAP RIOT of 1993.

I am yet to read of any experience here that comes any way near that.

Wow. That's quite a distance tho.

modsfucker:
I TREKKED FROM BALOGUN MARKET TO AJAH, AND I'M GOING TO START TREKKING BACK NOW NOW

C'mon.
I'm starting to feel some of y'all are lying here.

Is it possible to trek that far?

orunmila144:
This is my leg after trekking from sangotedo to victoria island today

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10988461_screenshot20200203084509_png1279bdbe73d0c0d27e4963ac413793bd

Hahahhahahha.

Mad oh.
From Sangotedo to V.I??

Paulflurry29

I just found your prewedding photos.

This is sad o

MrHeff:
truth is, you are right.

But the hidden secret is that we observe, but won't tell you. Especially the little things.

A yoruba man usually knows if he will marry you or not, but he won't tell you. If he has noticed a trait he doesn't want in a wife, he may not talk but he will continue to string you along until he has found a replacement.

But if he really likes you and has seen you as what he is looking for in a wife, he will love you to a fault and will willingly give you all of him and everything he has.

I won't lie. We are very cunning and can be ruthless when it comes to matters of the heart, and yet also be angels on earth to the right person.

Yeah. Very true.

Well, normally, I'd say I don't really care for tribe.

But, I'm starting to notice a pattern with Yoruba men.
They're a good. But they can be terrible.

AskProf:
Trouble for you is all I can see.

Hahahahhaha.
Nairaland

It's obvious you love the Benita nau.

Any advice telling you to settle with Benita, you respond with a "Thank you".

The ones saying you should date her a while longer, you really with a "hmmmm"