₦airaland Forum

ijewejones:
what would you ask for those that use Buhari's meme & others too?

Lol.. This your own is very perculiar o.

MrBrownJay1:
what works for me does not have to automatically work for you (and vice versa)... and thats ok so long as each and everyone of us are fulfilled with our life choices.

all the best to you too.

Na wa o. You're too serious.

Mad oh.

Serious gbas gbos!
When Obj come savage like this na?

man look at that skin.

OP...

Now that you have tested many waters...
What category do you fall under?

meobizy:
The face is not it at all.

There's nothing wrong with the face.

Yea it's wrong she's putting herself out there, but that face isn't bad at all.

ijewejones:
She explained that three companies — Frankdiowo Nigeria Limited, Kati Nigeria Limited and R.Timmermann & Co Nigeria Limited – appeared in court to explain why their properties should not be finally forfeited by urging the court to discharge them.






Federal government is really WORKING to finish the remaining Nigeria

All these pictures you guys use sef.
Just had a good laugh.
Is that your nana by a long shot?

MrBrownJay1:
... but you can get all 3 of the above without being married



dont mistake my idea with fear, but instead compare it with being real.
an open marriage would have me disrespect my woman by seeking for other women while being married...which is certainly not what i am saying nor a solution to the issue at hand.... my views are very simple: if/when we love and care for one another then great, and the minute we dont love one another any longer (or not making any effort to woo each other again etc), then there is NO reason why we should be together. too many people are miserable in life because they want to hang on to that marriage at any cost, even though they are rightfully MISERABLE

open marriages are even worst than marriage, because now you are not even pretending to be happy with that person, yet you both openly seek for other people to satisfy you.... what would be the point of staying married then?!

Okay.
To each his own.
Happy unmarried life.

Greenbullet:
The truth from married men who I have asked this question varies , I have asked 15 of them ,I have always been curious over this issue .
most of the men asked were over 50 , so they have experience. This was their opinion , The vagina does not go back to it's former glory , it is noticably different from before , the walls will become wider and the depth will be more narrow , but their explanation varies 6 of the men who I asked said it was different but acceptable , another 7 said it was very different , the tightness they felt disappeared and the vagina walls got weaker , the last 2 said, said it was a complete catastrophe , the vagina was a shadow of itself , one said and I recall ,the vagina is similar to a black hole , that he doesn't enjoy sex and he just does it

Black hole.
Kai

People like this man right here, are the for Nigeria's population crisis.

He's almost there.

5 more to go n he will have two complete teams for football tournaments.

Kreamie:
It’s actually a harmless non venomous snake that feeds on rodents, roads and frogs but unfortunately for it, it was hatched/born in Nigeria where all snakes/reptiles are perceived as venomous.


Even the gentle giants (constrictors) are gruesomely killed.

I don't understand all dz snake advocacy movement y'all championing on NL.

Even the bible say make we dey trample upon serpents n scorpions.

Do you have to wait to find out which is "venomous" n which isn't, before you trample? It's a split second decision oh.

MrBrownJay1:
if this woman is indeed good, and we have a great r/ship. why would you think that marriage is gonna improve anything?! in the contrary, marriage would RUIN more than it would improve. both of you need to be on the edge and understand that you need to woo, care, love and cherish one another for the rest of your natural life.... aka water that flower. sadly, marriage tend to make people become emotionally LAZY, sexually REDUNDANT... aka disregard that flower because you now own it.

there is only ONE way to keep a flame alive, and thats to never marry that person. marriage is like chains that would have people who dont love/like you (any longer) stay with your sorry aaass because of that bondage called marriage. if love fades away then you guys need to part ways....sadly married people would stay together because of that piece of paper. i certainly do NOT want anyone to stay with me out of pity (aka marriage) as i certainly wouldnt.

Na wa o.
Wahala dey.


Ma 2cents, you should probably lean towards open marriage... if all the above listed are your fears.

Lilbest3:
it's fake naaa. Nairaland is just a disgrace. Saladino is a clown who is running for Congress. Check the letter, it's signed by "balls and prik"

Oh I didn't see that part.

Guess this is some form of sarcasm.

Ikio:
read the whole thing first

Yes sah

Mad oh.

My friend went for the test.

She flew all the way from Lag to the North.
Asked her how it went, she said, "mad oh". Bad mad.

God help us

Why does his head look photoshopped in the second picture?

oladele239:
Is that u on your profile


Your lips are God sent

Okay.
I never hear diswan before.
Godsent

olajizz01:
Hmmm,it is bad experience for the victims, it comes to memory anytime the snake is seen.

Swear down bro

bikerboy1:
The power of big yansh

You had to use Mugabe

dawnomike:
Sometimes i feel pity for these snakes... But this is Nigeria where we are snakes are sworn enemies.So, they die while we live!

Lol... Snake never bite you or someone you care about before.
If not you no go remember this animal rights wey u dey preach so.

Adalasy:
Google is your friend my dear. Not all alternative medicine practitioners are illiterate. I am well trained and well versed

More reason you should use common terms, not medical jargon.

For communication to happen, the message has to be understood. Else na space you just book.

The kind of money these sports people make...
oga o

Alot of Nigerians are just so good as scamming people.

Long as money is involved, the devil in them comes out.
Tufiakwa.
How do you scammers sleep at night knowing you just robbed someone of their hard earned money?
My prayer is that it happens to y'all soon or atleast someone you love. When they die of heart attack maybe you'll learn.

SultanOfPuna:
All You Broke Niggas With Degrees & P.hd
How Do You Sleep At Night??

This question.
This table.
Don't shake it. Please don't.

Denique:
Do you have the "olden days" tyres of the vehicle?

Lol.

StupidNLmods:
Kanye West should be bonded and taken to the nearest psychiatric hospital. That nigga is something else lately, calling himself jesus and shi. See his big head

Lol.

The rate at which these guys are importing Lion into Lagos.
I know they are tamed but...
What if something happens?
Wht if they break free somehow.
Imagine having a lion chasing everyone around in a residential area.

N30k equals $85

Nini dey o

Her boobs are choking her sha

On IG, she explained that this was supposed to be a joke.
But I still can't find the joke innit.

Why put the guy in a pot?

SONofADAM:
Crazy!! Make you sha no use dat boy do asun las las ......uncle sam may God elp you ooh

My brother that guy's fate is in God's hands

The kind of demarketing this PMT goes through every year.
I dunno how they still manage to stay afloat.

But they should check tho... either something is really wrong with their brand, or someone is out to ruin them.

The problem is, innocent lives get caught in the crossfire.

RIP to the dead.