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Omoolami100:
OAU acceptance fee is about 20k
School fees for 1st year is about 75k.
Stalites pay less than 35k.

But I learnt they don't collect acceptance fee anymore.

Thank you

sageb:
Uniuyo breakdown of fees
Acceptance fee- #25,000
Tuition- #60,000 for the session, then you pay lesser in the following years.
I remember during Yar Adua/Jonathan era, Uniben was the cheapest federal University in the South South zone.
But now, Uniuyo have overtaken Uniben in terms of tuition fee.

Thank you.

Unibener:
Acceptance fee approximately 80k
School Fees approximately 73k

Thank you.

BlackfireX:
Story for the gods



All you southerners hear me well



North2023 North2023 North2023 North2023

You make me recall the sheep in Orwell's Animal Farm. "Four legs good..."

gasparpisciotta:
You can still return the bag of rice if found to be defective.

I have returned a defective toothpaste in a major Nigerian store and heaven did not fall.

Don’t create unnecessary comparison Oga ade

Customer service issues abound in Naija but goods can be returned if found defective.

Moreover, if one understands the retailer, wholesaler and manufacturers product flow then you will realize that major stores can accept defective products while retailers who don’t have any warranty from the manufacturer may find it difficult to accept goods sold

You're right.

etokhana:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-gunshots-as-hunters-nab-kidnappers-in-kogi-forest

Joseph Samuel Omuya for president!

Unibener:
Yeah, why the question??

Because I need your help here if you know -
https://www.nairaland.com/6873097/what-does-it-cost-study

ValCon888:
I knew there had to be a lab somewhere for making methamphetamine.
After watching Breaking Bad, they want to test it in Nigeria.

"It's just basic chemistry."

Unibener:
Slawommir boys on the beat

Are you in Uniben?

Supremos:
https://punchng.com/video-how-we-were-falsely-accused-of-fraud-dismissed-for-refusing-n8m-bribe-ex-kwara-police-officers/

Two Nigerian police officers who investigating a case of car snatching, bursted a syndicate who specializes in snatching vehicles. They were tracked down to Nasarawa state and were arrested.

The two officers who arrested them, were bribed to the tune of #8,000,000 naira, by top officers in the organization, so that the case and the evidence will be destroyed, apparently due to their refusal to comply with the instructions of the top officers, they were framed up, handcuffed, tortured for 15Days in the presence of the car snatchers, and finally were dismissed from Nigerian police force.
This is not good for the image of the Nigerian police force.

This is a dent on the image of the police force.

So Nigeria police has an image. Good to know.

FIFApresident1:
This school appears to be a reputable school with what I read online about them, one of the best school in Lagos state..

I really do hope they can bounce back, but sadly the hungry Nigerian media sphere has done a really great damage to the image of the school (beyond repair)

Yes, the school loose guide big time, but the recent development surrounding this issue is needless, I mean, stuffs like, revealing the owner of the school with bad captions.... Is that going to change anything?
The school management didn't notice this small loopholes, we can't blame them, cultism is strange in Luxury private colleges.

May the soul of the young promising boy continue to rest in peace.

Really?!

TarOrfeeek:
Classic Animal Kingdom school

Only the Fit will survive (in this case, financially fit)

Because I don't see any reason why students would have enough time to beat a fellow student to the point where his liver will be enlarged.

And also points to the fact that there was no proper disciplinarian in the school. (No lights out, no hall master, no year head)

Also that the teachers themselves were respectful of the culprits due to the wealth and social standing of their parents. (Looking for tips and handouts from them during visiting days)


Nothing like a Good, Government School. Where regardless of your wealth and standing, a hot headed teacher can slap celestial beings into your damaged brain.

Some teachers have also seriously injured students. Say no to all violence against people, especially children.

Calibrator:
Anything to advance the cause of population control in this country is welcomed.


People breeding like rats and neglecting overseeing the development of their children.




I nearly beat one upcoming miscreant to coma the other day. He went to call on his superiors and since nobody wants to die, they died the issue on the spot.

Me that was already allocating them military detention and torture timetable in my mind.

You ought to have handed them over to the police. It's wrong to use your military connections to settle private quarrels. It's certainly wrong to torture people under any circumstances. I know it would have reset those idiots' brain sha.

404Dev:
Dss spends 500 million.

Yet the article didn't state how the money is spent or how they arrived at the figure.

This is outright stupid and childish journalism - no apologies on my choice of words.

Statements like this should be backed with verifable facts else it shouldn't even be published.

I agree. Figure seems exaggerated. Providing some details is necessary here.

God1000:
1. Juliet Ibrahim
2. Jackie Appiah
3. Yvonne Nelson
4. Nadia Buari

Where's Yvonne Okoro?

Kuriosmynd:
Abeg no let suffering master you to the point of writing thesis on it...Thank you

I don't think you have a lot of sense. That much is attested to by the fact that reading a few lines puts you off as "thesis".
Difficulties and money problems are facts of life - almost everyone goes through it at some point in their life.
Not having money to eat satisfactory food for the time being does not equal suffering, certainly not when you're a student or school leaver looking for work.
Like I said, this happened to me nearly 20 years ago as a much younger man.
I don't think you have a lot of sense.

meobizy:
I’ve not seen them in anybody’s village. Okay, they are. I’ve learned today. They aren’t indigenous to Nigeria.

Lions are indigenous to Nigeria, especially northern Nigeria.

Oleka1:
This lady never gets old. Ever green.

If you stay in Lagos come put 100k in my POS business and get 10k returns every month and collect back your 100k anytime you want your money back. I can give you something to hold as collateral. Contact me

Sure. DM

I can't post in the Food section - logs me out when I try - and I don't know how to complain. Can someone kindly undo whatever they did? cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

NaWa4Lyf:
Uniben

Thank you.

If you sell cabbage or garden egg swallow, please indicate.

meobizy:
It’s a good thing lions aren’t indigenous to West Africa. We for don chop all of them finish. I saw a video once of tiger cubs for sale in Lagos. I don’t believe the operation was run by home based Lagosians. I heard if the animals don’t get sold the traders shoot them to death and throw away the carcasses. Humans, sha, being the apex predator comes with such benefits.

Lions are indigenous to West Africa.

Les:
Are u chewing the fufu or u are swallowing it with the beans

I have some experience in the matter, so let me educate you. You know what happens when you use fufu to pack efo riro that has many "obstacles"? That's how this works. You use your tongue to clear the bean seeds from the fufu, leaving the fufu with just enough moisture to escort it on its onward journey to your oesophagus, then you push the fufu off your tongue towards its destination, and then you chew and swallow the beans.

Six30:
The food I'll be missing when I become rich. It may look as though it is not possible but that is what I ate today. It is not actually the first time though. I couldn't afford Garri and soup, so I made do with the available. It is nothing but a survival strategy. I'm suffering today which is why I'm eating it out of no option. I'm sure many rich people we have today ate things worst than this before their breakthrough and today they may look at it like they were eating poison. I'll miss this food combo (beans and fufu) after my encounter with breakthrough in the nearest future. So help me God, Amen.

Bolded is true - no need to pity yourself.

I ate this food a lot that year (2002) when I was between jobs. But it was eba and beans.

studentwriter:
73,400 for freshers with an acceptance fee of 80,000 naira.

And that covers the session. Ok, thanks.

This is for Uniben or which school?

In terms of fees. Let's say Uniben. Any ideas?

InvertedHammer:
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S/he is a doctor.

Afterall those who just got party nomination in a gubernatorial elections in Nigeria are routinely addressed as "His/Her Excellency".

It is the title mehn! Who cares about the education?
You haven't even finished, na title dey worry you.
Wetin dem dey call a student wey never graduate?

/

The mata dey taya me no be small.

Gentlerespect76:
If you mean on documents requiring statement of qualification (for example CV), it is stated as PhD (in view). Thanks.

What does that even mean? Anyway, me sef, I'm "Dangote in view".

@op, You don't call yourself anything - stop trying to use a title you don't have yet. If you're required to state your qualifications, state the ones you already have. If you're required to state your ongoing engagements, state that you're a "Ph.D. candidate in so and so".

EmekaBlue:
No o
I did my masters degree in China

Oh, I see.

EmekaBlue:
working with those idiots...u will get salary but not too much worth the brain stress

You learnt Chinese working with Chinese folks? Wow! That's intereting.

isaiah4life:
Igbos are frontiers of development.

I'm not an Igbo guy but I just love igbos and their development spirit. Their value make government chase them with investment prospect.

You read a post and the first thing you see is TRIBE. SMH for your type.

@op
Great idea.

EmekaBlue:
哈哈
But you can learn with such interest

Especially the pinyin part not the hanzi characters at early stage

Learn Mandarin? The characters seem like from Mars! How did you manage to learn it? I also doubt how useful it will be even though I plan to start a business importing from China in January.