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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists Ten Significant Achievements Of President Bola Tinubu by JudasNaKarrot: 9:00am On May 20
helinues:


Toh

grin cheesy
Agbadorian, is it only "Toh" you have to say?

These achievements are laughable.
Installation of e Tickets at the airport is also an achievements. Lol.

Rhino OmoKriminal, truly you are a political jobber.

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Religion / Re: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JudasNaKarrot: 6:17pm On May 19
ANOTHER BIG, FAT LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL.

How these guys come up with these outrageous claims, thinking that we don't have brains baffles me.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Refuses To Return N900,000 Sent In Error, Claims Money Belongs To God by JudasNaKarrot: 5:26pm On May 19
Ahmed0336:
Just imagine!!!!
He is wrong to make such claim.

Ogbeni, return that money in peace.
This is ŵhat I always say that criminality runs in the blood of every Nigerian, including religious leaders, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.

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Politics / Re: 25% Of Hawkers, House-Helps In Abuja, Lagos, Others From Ebonyi – Mgbada by JudasNaKarrot: 10:12pm On May 18
Namaster:

One agent in Enugu took me to an ABANDONED motel that was converted to a residential buildings. Each.room is a "self-contain apartment". No water but it goes for #250K per annum.

It's NONSENSE!
Oga, you are lucky to see that house for that amount. In fact you should be thankful to the agent because it is easier for a Bull to pass through the needle's eye than getting a decent accommodation in Enugu.
All what the agents there do is to put all their generation problems in any house they want to rent. Everybody is house agent in Enugu.
See their post.....
One room self contained. 1Million Naira to pay 400k next renewal. So what is the extra 600k for?
Agent
Legal
Maintenance
Governor
Local Government chairman
Town Council chairman
Family shrine drink
Area boys settlement
Etc

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Minister Attacks Netanyahu Over Gaza Future: video by JudasNaKarrot: 7:26pm On May 17
YesDaddyTill203:
Criminals.
Sooner or later, the apartheid terrorist state of Israel will pay for their crimes against humanity.
The brainless retar@ded imb@cile IPOB terrorist cannibal monkeys supporting them are known to always support eventual losers. History will not be kind to these baby killers.
Even Americans that are paying for this genocide are slowly turning against these animals.
Why did you miss your drug?
Now see what it has led to.....you head slamming terrorist sympathiser.
Celebrities / Re: Sky B Is On The Move, See Photos by JudasNaKarrot: 5:30pm On May 17
Gbadugbakun:
He looks like an Onitsha trader. grin
All the way from your brown roof in Oshogbo, you now see that he looks like a trader abi.
That's the problem with BATeria, even with so much hunger in your stomach you still spew trash because he is not Yoruba Yoruba person.
Your tribe get issue too much.
Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Defected Lawmakers Can’t Return, PDP Insists by JudasNaKarrot: 4:56pm On May 17
LexngtonSteele:
grin

Ibos laughing that those resignations are Fubara dealing with Wike....

But most of those that resigned have Ibotic names grin
All these children in this forum sef....
Abeg smell like onions go one side with your nonsense comment.

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Science/Technology / Re: See What Would Happen If There Were No Gravity On Earth (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 7:43am On May 17
hopefulLandlord:


Tectonic shifts are part of this "perfection"?
I don't like engaging with Atheists.

Therefore, go and look for your towel where you took your bath. Stop coming to my mention, please.
Science/Technology / Re: See What Would Happen If There Were No Gravity On Earth (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 7:37am On May 17
Nyanabo2:
I miss explorer..
Where is that guy sef.
Seun should try as much as possible to locate him and even place him on payment on any article posted here, at least to encourage him, informing and educating members, also to promote this forum.
Although I know that this will never happen as Nairaland have since turned the mouth piece of APC since the time of Buhari, made worse now since a Yoruba man has taking over as president. They have turned the forum to "Our Forum" where any criticism of the government policy is seen as an attack on the Yoruba tribe.

Very Sick!

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Science/Technology / Re: See What Would Happen If There Were No Gravity On Earth (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 7:31am On May 17
Whatever, whoever, and however this universe came to be, it was perfectly made.
The progenitor of this project is nothing but powerful and cannot be compared to anything. He/She, or whatever is GOD indeed.

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Science/Technology / Re: See What Would Happen If There Were No Gravity On Earth (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 7:26am On May 17
SAMBARRY:
This àre the things naija youths are supposed to be feeding their minds with and be engaging in research that will make Nigeria a better place unfortunately their brains have been bastardized with alcohol,drugs,sick music and promiscuity, and BATeria,especially some irredeemable ones in this forum.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Mistake You Made In Life You Wouldn't Want Someone Else To Repeat by JudasNaKarrot: 3:24pm On May 16
Falling in love was the biggest mistake I wouldn't want anyone, especially my son to repeat.

Women are evil.

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Travel / Re: Bandits Ambush Dangote Staff Bus In Kogi, Kidnap Dozens In Bloody Assault by JudasNaKarrot: 4:40pm On May 15
chiagozien:
Hell-Anus No peace in the zoo until children of God are Free grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Compare Sparkling Prison Service Hotel With Nation’s Infamous Cells by JudasNaKarrot: 7:04am On May 15
helinues:
Toh
Hell-Anus, Toh meaning??

Say something reasonable, BATeria.
Politics / Re: Who Among These Lists Have Provoked You The Most This Year? by JudasNaKarrot: 4:24pm On May 14
Tinubu
Tinubu
BATeria
BATeria
Ebola
Ebola
BATeria
Hell-Anus
Business / Re: Melinda Gates Quits The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation by JudasNaKarrot: 8:35pm On May 13
JoeEeL:
THE GATES FOUNDATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GRAVELY DANGEROUS GMO AGENDA

This is a modification of the natural way seed grows. There is suspicion that the fulani activities which constitute the heavy destruction of farmlands all over nigeria (from north to south) is tied to this agenda. The middle belt of nigeria which is very agrarian and houses some of the best soils and weather has seen a deliberate and well-calculated massacre and forceful eviction of their farms, as well as the burning of crops and seeds.

To the idiotic fulani terrorists, they are carrying out jihad but to these white eugenics fanatics (who won't let this world rest and follow its natural order), they are trying to roundly enslave us by what we eat. This is pure economic and food enslavement. What is happening in nigeria is not ordinary.

You guys that are studying agriculture engineering and agric science in tertiary institutions, what are your brains for? I have not even seen one single intelligent thread connecting the dots of the terrorist invasion vis-a-vis the destruction of farms and the elimination of the owners.

This is a very evil agenda and we all must be alive to this threat. When they have achieved what they want, the next phase is for them to come through disguised NGO's that will pretend to bring respite by giving (even selling) their own modified seeds (GMOs) which will deliberately have no longevity. In other words, they would hardly last if stored till the next season. So this way, we become enslaved to the west and they would keep selling their own kind of seeds to us while we would have lost our natural seedlings forever. Let me not even conjecture what the effects would be if we keep consume (heaven forbid) the produce of these seedlings.

This is NOT a joke! We are talking 21st century slavery here. No jokes! Open your eyes, o ye black folks.

I know some of them will come here and be quoting rubbish. I pity una next generation.
Why did you miss your drugs. See what is happening to you now.

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Politics / Re: Why I Donated Clay Pots, White Cloth To Graveyards – Senator Hanga by JudasNaKarrot: 10:46am On May 13
CodeTemplar:
Rep of the dead.
That is Northerners for you. They always wine and dine with the dead. They don't let go of the dead.

Buhari made us understand how people from the North value the dead. 20% of his appointees were all dead people.

Fear Not.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Discovers 511 Billion Barrels Of Oil & Gas In British Antarctica (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 10:30am On May 13
WriterNig:
👍🏻Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO
Mumuni, make you rest.

Your hatred for the West would give you heart attack if not unchecked.

Meanwhile, you wont hesitate one bit if a US visa is issued to you now.

Muzlims and Hypocrisy.

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Area View Pictures Of Port Harcourt, Rivers State. by JudasNaKarrot: 10:25am On May 13
Straybullet:
Most overhyped state capital...full of slums, lazy indigenes who only collect marching ground money.
Nonsense state capital...very ugly
Boy, no go get heart attack because of another man state o.
While all your blabbing is well noted, could you please post few pictures of that your state.
We want to check something.

Sadist!
Business / Re: Naira Declines To N1,510, N1,466.31 At Parallel, Official Markets by JudasNaKarrot: 12:34am On May 12
Putindbutt:

That's your father.
Born throway.

Make you sef rest. Of all the Agbado miscreants defenders, it's only you that have the guts to show yourself in this thread. A thread that people like Seunmsg, Hell-Anus, Yerimo and all other die hard enemies of the country and staunch supporters of BATeria, na only you come shook mouth for the matter.
Dem go roast you then.

Lol.

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Politics / Re: Rowdy Session In Senate Over Budget Padding, Constituency Projects by JudasNaKarrot: 4:06pm On Mar 12
Eriokanmi:
The masses will revolt someday. E never hit them for bodi ni. The earlier they know these politicians are enslaving them, the better. See them sharing money wey dem never collect and padding budget while scores are being abducted and killed by hunger.

That project money will end up in individual pockets as they'd only share crumbs with some few lenders in the constituency. Senator Adeola, aka yayi had 2 terms as senator in lagos and ran to ogun to continue as ogun senator in the NA is being dragged right now over the constituency project money which he cornered to him self and only gave a few constituents bags of rise and money to shut them up. He did same as lagos senator representing lagos west before running to ogun.

The day the masses will come for what belongs to them, they'd all run into exile and never return. When you push a goat to the wall, the goat turns and faces you. Masses still dey play, they're still being blinded by tribalism and bigotry nationwide.
Stop dreaming. There wont be any revolution because Nigerians are aligned to their tribe first before Nigeria. Every tribe will defend all the political thieves from their own tribe even with their own blood. Nigerians are the most foolish people to walk the earth.

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Science/Technology / Re: My Prepaid Meter Tripping Off And On by JudasNaKarrot: 3:49pm On Mar 12
I had a similar issue some three months ago and I called an electrician. I suspected the circuit breaker, although he argued with me but it turned out to be the problem as the light remained stable till date after he changed it.
Just suggest to him to check the circuit breaker.
Business / Re: Bitcoin Breaks $70,000 In Volatile Trading, Hitting A New Record To End The Week by JudasNaKarrot: 9:55am On Mar 12
iHart:
It is hitting the ponzi level, where people will put in money, do nothing and make more money. The next level will be catastrophic!!!
Ignoramus Mumurity Ode.

Very backward and ancient reasoning Homosepian caveman.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Holds Breakfast With EU Envoy In Abuja (Pictures) by JudasNaKarrot: 10:11am On Mar 06
Watianoengineer:
Make Obidients pity this man and donate money for him to buy clothes. How can you be wearing one cloth everyday and want to be Nigerian president? It's really Shameful indeed. Only God knows if he even bath at all.


I don't regret voting for President Tinubu over this man.
Very childish and mumu comment. I won't be surprised if hunger is the cause of this wobbling of your dirty mouth. Hunger will show you all Agbadorians pepper.

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Politics / Re: Capital Importation Is Increasing, Atiku Got This Wrong Again - Onanuga by JudasNaKarrot: 10:29pm On Feb 18
Kenochi:
I am really loving the healthy discussions going in Nigeria,for the first time in our Democracy we are beginning to see our leaders play the role of true opposition
Democracy is built on ideas and not just talking about problems without giving constructive solutions,the Government is on their feet and they are responding to the opposition's statements
Coming to the issue at hand,the truth is that if you sincerely take your time to look at all the presidential candidates,their manifesto was almost similar,the only difference was perhaps in the pace of implementation

As for me,I will continue to insist that this Government must look at the possibility of devolving more power and more funding to the states and Local Governments
The kind of Federalism we practice is very suspect, Asiwaju should go back to the policies he fought for between 1999 to 2007
He took the Federal Government of Obasanjo to court so many times because he wanted more powers to the states,he created more Local Governments because he wanted governance to be more closer to the people
He fought the federal government on taxes,state police and even Roads across the state
The Reforms that this Government has started will only work if it becomes more comprehensive,it is not about increasing money to the states,it should go the whole hog and start reducing the powers of the Federal Government and allow States and Local Governments become the engine room for the growth of our Economy

Kindly visit my signature for good properties at Ibeju Lekki Industrial Hub
With all this long epistle, you ended up making no sense. You cannot give what you don't have. Tinubu is empty, empty than Dundee Buhari. Nigeria is fast sinking.

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Politics / Re: Capital Importation Is Increasing, Atiku Got This Wrong Again - Onanuga by JudasNaKarrot: 10:26pm On Feb 18
You all thought it is by playing the ethnic and religious card in politics. The almiighty builder of Lagos and magician extraordinary is empty. How come he became empty after turning Lagos to paradise. How come Tinubu, with all his supposed paper qualifications and experience doesn't even have any economic plans before coming out to contest. " Na statistics we go chop" It's a shame. Shame to Nigerians who sold their birth right because of ethnicity and religion to vote, collaborate and rig in a failure.

Mr Bayo, please don't stress yourself because even if you don't spread your propaganda Nigerians will still vote for your oga in 2027. They will go out with empty stomach, hungry, weak and frustrated, yet they will vote Tinubu. Nigerians are the most foolish people to walk this earth.

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Religion / Re: Woman Speaks Up Against Pastor Adeboye by JudasNaKarrot: 1:43am On Feb 18
The man is a big time tribalistic bigoted fellow. Look at the church leadership and see for yourself. He will never speak against Tinubu, he never did when people needed him to stand up for the truth and lead the flock of Christ. He didn't do it because it was something about his kinsman and omo Ibo.
He failed the church, Nigerians who looked up to him to provide a pathway during the electioneering period.
No amount of prayers will change Nigeria. What will change Nigeria is Nigerians. God has given us brain and grace, stop calling and disturbing him and make use of what he gave us.
Nigeria will never stand except we put round pegs in round holes.

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Politics / Re: Your Donations Won't Be In Vain And Will Be Accounted For – Obi Assures Donors by JudasNaKarrot: 12:34pm On Feb 17
yarimo:
OBI and abure are thieves
Like your unknown wretched father.

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Science/Technology / Re: ChatGPT Will Soon Be Able To Generate Videos. by JudasNaKarrot: 8:09pm On Feb 15
ImoleNaija:
I don't know why ChatGPT always soun7ds like Chat-jìbìtì to me. angry
But that is what it is....jibiti, magomago, wayo,unreal

Oyibo don go far leave us. We are still talking of food here .....Ebin pa wa o

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Food / Re: Food Inflation Under President Tinubu by JudasNaKarrot: 5:04pm On Feb 15
Sometimes I wonder if we blacks are really created by the same God that created the other races. We remain the biggest obstacles to our own progress, then turn around to blame another person..
Everyone is blaming Tinubu now but we forgot that he is just an individual, we all collaborated and rigged this man to power. It wouldn't have been possible if we all stood our ground and say NO.
My people in Rivers State who Wike made emergency SAs because of election, paid peanuts and they snatched ballot boxes. What about the electoral officers, security agents that assisted. In Woji, Rumuokoro, Rumuola, Ogbunabali, Bundu etc, it was all same story.
Peter Obi clearly won the election but we all helped Wike to rig Tinubu to power using Rivers vote.
Today we are crying hunger and hardship. Today Wike is minister, what about the young men and women that helped on that electioneering process, what are you?

Shame to Nigerians.

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Health / Re: Russia Preparing To Launch Cancer Vaccines - Putin (Photos) by JudasNaKarrot: 10:47pm On Feb 14
WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO
Your hatred for the America will send you to early grave if you don't stop on time. Not that the so called Russia that you support even care about your existence. Purge yourself of hate and religious bigotry and see how your life will become green.

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