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Delafruita: which "other"?abeg no play rough play o.

haahahahahahahahahahah.
The *other* got prayer warriors too.
Hehehehehehehehe

Delafruita: any amount but the money will be paid only after effective service has been rendered

why dont you try T.B Joshia,or Oyedepo,or Chris Oyakhilome.lmao
or better still try Pagan9ja

Delafruita: its not funny o.i dont even mind paying for the answered prayers

how much are you willing to pay?i have contacts of prayer gladiators?hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

lmao.
Ur funky funny.

one Wish...k.
Here it goes.
Dear God,my wish is simple and short.
I want you to dry Up the whole Oil Well In Nigeria.You know my reasons.
thanks.

2864: The name Jesus cannot work for you. You are in the DARK and you expect to function like child of the light. Mind you , YOU are a SLAVE of one deity. YOU can become a SON of GOD, then the name JESUS would be automatically activated for your biddings.

I Love you

and it hasn't worked for millions of christians too.....
I rather be a slave of the Almighty than son of a mere mortal..
i love you too

Delafruita: mine is "jesus is a christian"

*wtf*hehehehehehehe.thats too long na.

truthislight: who really needs a paramedics?

A pedophila/suicide bomber that has many kids as wife or the one saying such is bad?

Sickening!

inmate 223345
heard ur next.hehehehehehehehehehehehe

since you cant take anything off islam,you resort to blackmail the prophet(s.a.w)hehehehehehehhehheheheheheh

walaykum salam
eargely waiting

quirbyjohn: i support frosbel allah is deaf !!!he is just nonsense and arrogant its just mohammed making fun stories about this damn allah!!!

ooooh come johny,you forgot your medication again?
Do you like insanity?dont you wanna be well again?hey i am talking to you,now put that light between your fingers off.
Hehehehehehehehehehe

frosbel: Let's talk about your DEAF and DUMB ALLAH , who cannot fight for or prove himself, instead he sends his brainwashed soilders to go and kill for him promising them 72 virgins.

Sickening.

and your god is so strong he cant drive iron chariots out of da mountain?hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

nakash: Another brainwashed but with a better life if he recognises that he is following a sex maniac religion. Who told you that I am a christian? At least Christ said you turn your other cheek while your paedophile prophet said you should fight back. See the difference ?

ooooooh no not again.
*dials 911*
paramedics: sit still sir,dont worry we will take care of you.
Nakash:i am fine:
paramedics:that was what johny said when he refused instructions from his instructor,and guess what!be blew himself up.
Nakash:whats that?
Paramedics:Oooh this,its called(mmc)once injected u'll partially loose your sanity,dat will be enough reason for you to be transferred to wilson psychriatic hospital.
Nakash:oooh God,wil what?*sobs*i ve heard rumours about dat cursed place.
Paramedics:*smiles hysterically*.alqaeda hire the services of inmates to commit terror.dnt worry your family will be compensated graciously.

[quote author=E_monkey]Sh[i]i[/i]t or fark.
Trying to stop though.[/quote]lol.
Its really common

The Holy Qur'an, 5:3 - Forbidden to you (for food) are: dead meat, blood, the flesh of swine, and that on which hath been invoked the name of other than Allah (swt); that which hath been killed by strangling, or by a violent blow, or by a headlong fall, or by being gored to death; that which hath been (partly) eaten by a wild animal; unless ye are able to slaughter it (in due form); that which is sacrificed on stone (altars)...

Peace

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]a true christian is a completely brainwashed sub-human. .[/quote]hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee

jesus is a mere mortal according to the bible,chosen to specifically propagate the message of monotheism unto the isrealites.
So yes he is a creature of the Almighty God.

afam4eva: Do you know that too much of water makes you drunk. Does that mean drinking water is a sin?

sharaap there.stop lying.
How much water gets one drunk?na so una go de twist bible to suit una selfish desires.paul advised timothy to take wine for medical reasons,not for pleasure.

this is serious.
I am totally against this harsh treatment.why ban you?i dont think banning is the right step to take,cos his actions has given non-muslims the impetus to think islam's got secret.even if you deserve banning i think it should be legit.
*my 2 kobo*

[quote author=Duke_Nija]Good Lord! But in most cases I just say Fu.c.k![/quote]lol

nikkyshyne: ^^ Yep

good to know.

nikkyshyne: Does 'Thank you Jesus' fit in?

yep.
The thread is for everyone.
So is that your favourite?

what is your favourite exclamation.everyone is welcome to post his/her favourite.
I always utter SubhanaLahi(an Arabic phrase often translated as "Glorious is God."

staggerman: I seek for devils, so I may triumph over them. God has not empowered me with all His strength just so I can run away from the enemy. I am a soldier battle-ready and always victorious. I cast out devils in the name of Jesus. I heal the sick in the name of Jesus. I deliver the oppressed in the name of Jesus. When I wake up in the morning, demons go on red alert. When I walk through streets, demons tense up. My job is to destroy the works of the devil, as my Lord Jesus did before me. When I speak, Heaven hears and agrees, and hell hears and obeys. I am God's Son, man's servant and the devil's Master. Be blessed.

sharap there. The next time i go see you for national hospital eeh,infact make i swallow my words.
Delusion at its peak

MacDaddy01: Did you type that with a straight face? Do you feel honest after that comment?

I will not argue with you......I would ask you to reflect on your dishonesty.

Minorities have to be protected. Blacks are minorities in the USA, imagine if there were laws against them.


Fulani is in northern Nigeria
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come logicboy respect yourself with your pack of lies.
Wetin you go talk about same sex law in Nigeria.i believe Majority of nigerians are ok with it,so that makes it right,right?
Learn to accept defeat.
Peace

rotflmao.
Freaking hillarious!

Reyginus: Haha.The side of your understanding makes me giggle.I hate trolling.When you learn to argue with what you know and not what someone else tells you,'We' will go to court again.

are you denying the truth?hehehehehehehehehehe
typical of christian apologetics.just proved to you that the name*jesus*is powerless.heheheheheheheheheeheheheh
run to ya mama.hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe