₦airaland Forum

Candybob: I had the anti-virus on my system but had to uninstall it because it was full of crap! Always doing unnecessary updates and installing rubbish on my laptop! Since then it's been good riddance to bad rubbish! I think some-body should sue them for bashing our country, where are the lawyers on Nairaland?

abba22s: Thanks justwise well appreciated....but base on assumptions do u think this season is a busy one?

texazzpete: Sorry, he's in the minority. OF all the songs in Nigeria, why did 'I go chop your dollar', 'Yahoozee' and 'Maga don pay' rise to the top of all the charts?

Scammers may be in the minority, but there's a large population of boneheads that are scam sympathizers!

mithel: now you have crossed the line,nigeria is a country with 150 million people,and am sure the scammers and scam supporters alike are not up to 10 percent of that,and mind you 10 % is 15 million people.....so saying he is in the minority is bullsh*t Nigerians are not scammers,we are just unfortunate that our population is so much that,even when 5% of us are doing something bad,it looks like the whole nation is involved.......abi who go say 15 million aint plenty.

wonlasewonimi: Goodluck mate!

abba22s: Hello guys..I've applied for my visa but am a bit concern..I used both my Waec statement of result from my school and the online printed version together wit a scratch Card..but I just discovered that the Exam number in my statement of result is not complete but the one in d online version is correct..please is there any cause for alarm?

abba22s: I've been refused a Visa to US before will it affect the number of Days required to process my UK visa which is 15 working days. Is it going to take more Days?

Arosa: Little drops they say ... IF you join me maybe they will.

Arosa: I just removed the Norton on my computer.

peteafrik88: Got my text from VFS yesterday that my application is processed and ready for collection in Lagos where I applied from. I will be going on friday to collect it.
My lil question is concerning the money I used for the application (Tuition, Accommodation and maintenance money). Can I withdraw em all from my domicillary account, as I intend to deposit it into my Master card savings account before traveling? Or must I leave it till I get over there before making arrangements to get em transfered? Thanx

aeda: Hey guys i got my visa yesterday ...it was issued since friday... but i had to declare my collection slip missing as i travelled to abuja to get the visa without it.. i had to undergo gettin police extracts and an affidavit ...but after everything i got my package opened it,and saw my visa smilin @ me lol am so over the moon right now !!give all glory and thanks to noone but God...!Thank u justwise for all your help ..u rily are "just wise"...and also tnx to every1...u guys rock !!!!

yhuki: Thank you, just wise. u are such a blessing to many. i intend applying by September but my NECO certificate has 1 letter misspelt.. intend of "Osayuki" they wrote "osayuku"...the other names are correct "Idehen Newton" will i have issues. please reply

texazzpete: Why are you sanctimonious dolts so offended by this?

You m0r0ns kept quiet when Nkem Owoh's 'I go chop your dollar' video made it to the top of the charts
You m0r0ns kept quiet when Olu Maintain did his 'Yahoozee' hit track
You m0r0ns kept quiet and had fun when Kelly Hansome's 'I go chop your dollar' became No 1 on all Nigerian charts.


You m0r0ns bloody well keep quiet and accept that the email scam has now been affectionately termed 'Nigerian email scam'. it's part of the Urban Dictionary now so either you live with it or not.

If you really feel outraged about this, instead of ranting and raving on Nairaland, why not gather a neighbourhood militia and raid your nearest cybercafe to catch tens of these youths in the act?


Nigerians will faithfully report strip clubs to the Lagos State Government but keep quiet when they see gangs of bare-chested louts sending thousands of scam mails apiece to foreigners. Nonsense

PS: As i speak, 'I go chop your dollar' and 'maga don pay' videos are still on Youtube, gathering loads of comments from 'Oyibo' people that are very critical of Nigeria. Why hasn't any of you complained about those?

musKeeto: I doubt there's even a Nigerian market. Users who purchase pcs that come with a free trial version of Norton, hurriedly uninstall it and get pirated copies of alternatives at Computer Village.. Why d 4k should Norton care about their image in Nigeria?

MTN and DSTV just dey laff us...

Bayo Adex: Good morning Nairalanders and thanks all for ur wonderful time here. Pls I will need u guys/ladies to assist me here. I currently have a visiting visa to d US (B1/B2 category) and someone told me it is possible to change the status of the visa to student in d USA. Meanwhile the person does not ve a clue how she can help bt told me she has heard it done b4 in d US. Pls I will like people that ve either done this before or that ve heard or can be of help to comment on this. I will greatly appreciate all suggestions. Thanks and God bless everyone. God bless nairaland

Afam4eva: So, because they invented football, we should keep playing like them? Football has evolved over the the years.

Logicboy03: lololol

Logicboy03: I dont agree with everything the op said but the op has a valid general point

-there are local players with better talent than some robotic premiership/championship players. Better scouts are needed
-we should emulate the spanish total football style- passing, possession, flair.

claremont: That link doesn't support the OP's claim, the link leads to BBC News Live instead of BBC IPlayer.

Emadax: My uncle is sponsoring my uk trip. I have over 600k in my account but the problem is that am not an employee, hope that won't hinder my visa application?

Uziehot: i did applied wit de site,it carries 2013 as d date on it. GOOGLE IT ANd Scrol until u c d year 2013 on it