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Genevieve's discarded weave-on >> Omotola Ekeinde>> Stephanie Okereke

Stephanie Okereke is very low in the food chain dude.

lao:
How did yo get a job on LinkedIn, can you please enlighten me on that? Thanks

Well first it's a paid internship not a job, which I got by adding personnels of companies I was interested in.
But you can get a job by adding random recruiters (as many as you can), and building your network. Recruiters normally say when they are hiring, and you should need to show intrest since your CV is your profile.

MRbrownJAY:
they are all in their own league.

Eddy Murphy is on top of his MOVIE game while his stand up days are gone for good.

Chris Rock is the king of stand up comedy while his he doesnt shine that much on movies.

Chris Tucker is 50/50 on either subject. he exploded onto the stand up comedy scene but couldnt keep it up then exploded on the movie scene as well but couldnt keep it up either.

Very good analysis.

But Chris Rock is the ONLY one among the 3 I find entertaining both in movies and stand up. His HBO shows are classics.

Men, living in the UK, I've realized companies are not looking for the smartest graduates, they look for who can tell the tallest stories, and biggest lies.
A company advetises a graduate job specifically saying no experience needed. But during the assessments and interviews they ask, "tell me your experience dealing with a client", "tell me when you had a challenging time at work". I'm like. . Huh ?

But recently added some hot lies on my CV lol, my phone has been ringing with calls. But mostly Sales, Customer Care offers e.t.c. Which I'm not interested in.

But to the main question. My first job which I'm currently doing is a Consulting Internship, which I got by networking on LinkedIn.

That red hair gave Rebecca more personality than she's had in her entire life . . Great voice, wrong song choice.

Cheryl Lloyd is good; she's different, sticking to her guns and bringing it ! It's like she's already a star !

I don't know why NL peeps are whining about everything on the show this year - it's good sha, it's all the whining that makes me youtube the performances anyway

Ujujoan:
Well he should suck it up and pray for better times!

Truer words have never been spoken.

sara j:
Poor John is in trouble, he was one of the first on
Simon Cow obviously wants Katie, Cher or One Direction
to win what with him shoving them down our throats despite
their very average/poor performances.
At the rate this show is going I hope Wagner wins,
its become a circus anyway plus he's 150/1 to win
worth putting 10 euros on

Gambling is a sin ! Lol

So because old businesses exsist means that new competition can't come into place, offering better services ?
Most comments on this thread violate fundamental rules of business and entrepreneurship.

And of the 183 years of combined business existence did not stop DHL delivering me a smashed clock my friend sent me, neither did it stop FedEx from misplacing my Mac in transit and taking days to find it e.t.c e.t.c

2good:
A 45 score in toefl means you are probably so dull and wasting your time trying to go to the US to school.
Toefl is one of the easiest exams on earth for god sake. How can one score 45 and still have the courage to come to a public forum to ask silly question?
Do lecturers and students speak yoruba language among themselves in Laspotech? Cos I cant see the reason why a graduate of a polytechnic where english is the means of instruction will get a 45 in toefl.
I know I am harsh but its the truth. Develop your english language skill if you want to compete favorably in the real world.

Or maybe German, heard that is selling these days

worry246:
You should first go down on your knees and appologise to your parents for wasting their money on a failed education.
Then get a job selling pure water or recharge cards till you can pay them back.

LoL

Too many definitions, too much labelling, (when would NL add a "Roll Eye" button)

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=501477.msg6973238#msg6973238 date=1287508622]same hwereweah42808(^(*&^*)&*^&^% 
I WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!!![/quote]Lol, is that comment for me ?

Lots on my mind, Job hunting, flat hunting
And I really wanna start the P90X fitness program November 1, Scary stuff

The one i watched doesn't have the judges comments, please tell me those hacks (By hacks I mean Tweedy) praised her performance.

maedan:
Is it too soon to say I want Rebecca to win? [b]I love her version of Feeling Goo[/b]d, and if she had a single out tomoro, I'd buy it. Buy her whole album too. Imagine an album of ballads by Rebecca, with some covers of great classics thrown in.

I've said many times I'd never take out 1 hour to watch this show, but I just youtube'd her performance. Oh my God. . Oh my God ! It's that good, I have almost 8 versions of that song, but I can say this is the second best I've heard. . after Nina Simone's.

mystikal:
Those two short men and 9ice closing performance made certain I didnt completely waste my hours

Men to me everything in the show was the bomb, my sides ached with laugh

oyewolejos:
I thought u knew everything. Dude next time dont jump as if u are the MR Know It All

My brother please no vex.

Some people are just silly, and I mean you notjustok, you came to ask for advice, and you're fighting and trading words with someone who bothered to advise you. You're not even grateful, some judgemental Nairaland members would have been calling you all sorts for doing "Green Card" marriage.

GoldCircle:
abeg make una no vex o! Wetin be 'ori olori"? una fit code am sef make me too understand.

E mean say you dey use another person wey resemble you. You no say Oyinbo no dey sabi person face

LouisThoru:
who will give you papers to go to Naija? Silly Negro.

Cow, are you now following me all over Nairaland ? Okay. .  come on doggie

Dude, you better schedule another exam again and study harder. Those minimum scores are not there for nothing. Even if by any chance you did gain admission. The embassy might refuse you based on that score. Buy practise material and study man. You're a graduate you can do. Best of luck !

manmustwac:
The x factor continues here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-527351.0.html

Guy leave it alone, your thread is just not going to happen. Sorry
spikedcylinder should lock it already

I just cannot dedicate 1 hour to watch this show, but I youtubed Cher Llyod's performance last night. What was wrong with it !!!! It was near perfect, she sang, she rapped, and she was running around in heels ! Something Beyonce still sometimes falls down doing.
I think she's suffering the backlash of Gamu / Cheryl / Treyc triangle. Not fair

Nigeria doesn't have a ZIP and POSTAL code as far as I know. But if you're filling an online form that forces you to put a 5 digit number. Put in 23401. (Nigeria and Lagos)

Thanks so much dear. That's it !!! The DJ JamJam dude was even the guy on wheels yesterday.

My peeps, abeg I've not been in Naija in a while so I don't know the songs on airplay. I heard a song at the AY show in London. . I'm looking for the name

It goes something like Gbagan (which means grammatical error in Yoruba). It's a normal hiphop Yoruba / English song, it was about grammitical errors  . It was the normal nonsense but really catchy. Please help if you know the song

if kissing 9ice's balls puts food on your table why not kiss wat you are fed to kiss and stop pointing stoopid arrows

Ha Ha, I love seeing googles putting bitches in their places  

At Moonraker,

I wasn't addressing the statement particularly to you. I'm glad you see it's wrong. But I'm proposing that it should not be condoned by any airline. . foreign or home.