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Mummy's Garage is meant 4 Lorries n nt Cars.
Go get urself a garage 4 rent, spoilt brat

Send ur friend 2 go live in d north precisely Zamfara state n if he comes back without getn a shortsleeve hand or being legdicapp, den he's gonna stop doin sh!t.
Datz ma advice oh, ''''''

Basket mouth
Ali baba
Klint d drunk
Jackie chan
Bill Cosby
Lady Parker(Monique)

Maybe our winner of Nokia/Silverbird arranged context 4 d Guinness book of records cld help initiate one 4 we al
Sombody remind me of ha name,

walelead:
in continuation,

i will have foriegn auditors who will be monitoring politicians on a constant basis, will make sure that every penny generated from the sale of crude oil is accounted for.

Then to face the environment, Lagos Nigeria is my favourite city in the world but also the dirtiest i know.
we will have sanitation exercises every saturday of every week, sanitation officers will maintain clean streets, highways and all public places.The police will so be in control that you will not dare to drop rubbish anywhere except the bin. All Nigerians will be on a national database through the National ID card, if u disobey any rule, u will pay for it dearly.


Private initiatives will take on more of the goivernment agencies like Nepa, electricity must not blink! and water must never stop running. Hospital will be run by trusts and private initiatives.

i will make sure that our system works perfectly. i will provide a free-phone service where you can report police/government official that request for bribe and they will be fired if found guilty.

All forms of money wasting ceremonies will be stopped. i will build houses whereby people will be able to buy on mortgage and pay over a given period.


Our education system will improve by force, all graduates must learn about entreprenuership and how they could create opportunities for themselves rather than wait for the government.

i will be high- handed but that is what Nigeria needs. Have u heard about Tunde Idiagbon? it was only during his days that Nigeria recorded success in the area of national discipline, i will be harsher than he ever was.

walelead:
This is an issue ive been discussing with my folks for days now, i was even thinking of starting this thread.


well,what ill do? im going to do so much that y'all are going to hate me and probably impeach me

the main problem with Nigeria is lawlessness. I will empower the police, wipe out the bad eggs from within them and wipe out lawlessness in the entire country.
im going to make sure that you can contact the police and emergency services by simply dialling 999 and get a proffesional response. i will then make sure that all civil servants, teachers and lecturers get to work at 8:00 am on the dot. if ure more than 5 minutes late, you get queried or probably get fired.i will increase their pay but they must account for every minute they are paid for by using Clock in machines.

i will invite british/ american companies like Walmart and Tesco to build agricultural plantations and open mega stores where people can buy cheap food. they'll employ people in their farms and stores and get Nigerians working.

all students in over 16 must take up part-time jobs, they'll be so busy that they wont have time for cultism.

No offence to anyone but Nigerians are LAZY and non-challant, i was the same when i was in Nigeria. How many Nigerians wake up at 7am talk less of starting work at 4 am in the morning. Everyone must work and pay taxes, that way we can raise money to build infra-structural facilities.

i will beckon on Nigerians in the Diaspora to come home and help manage main positions of power because they are used to hardwork and dilligence here in the west. EFCC will work with the police, anyone found Guilty of corruption will get 20 years jail term.

believe me, in 4 years, Nigeria will change

I 2nd ur motion bro
I wish me country would b very stable afta al dis is don.
_{Hope say no b cajolin}

Its okay if dey dont do fishy thins,
Where r all d moneys paid in church used 4,
Hw many churches run orphanages or give out scholarships 2 student
Chrches arent above d law, so also is d Amorc, Ogbonis, Olumbas, Gurumaraji n all dat,

One thin 4 sure which i know is dat very many churches and pastors will b impounded bt not one catholic church because of its channeling & sectioning n all dat.

Dats my view, '''''''''''' mke una no run disses on me ooohhh

2 do wetin,

4 real wetin u wan do,
so dat 2moro dem go say na ur mama no train u well

maybe he's triping

U blow ma mind Sw!thrt

stil searchin 4 loads of dem.,.,.,.'''''''''''

searchin.,.,''''

searchn

search, '''''''''''''''

@ forgiven
tanks man,u r realy 4given 4rm ya iniquities

@ oracle
wn d eyez meet once, it cld b a mistake
d 2nd time, a coincidence,
bros, abeg d 3rd tyme Na arrangee.

sweetlove:
Sexual Communication”,

And I'd Like To Teach You This Powerful Language So You Can Enjoy The Kind Of Success With Women That Most Men Only Dream About, ”


Dear Friend,

What if I were to tell you that there was a "secret" language that men and women used to communicate "sexual interest" to each other…

And what if I were to tell you that if you KNEW that language you would be able to start making women feel ATTRACTION for you INSTANTLY… but if you DIDN'T know that language (as most men don't), women would instantly "turn off" and never give you a second chance?

What if I further told you that I could teach you this "secret language" of SEXUAL COMMUNICATION, and it would INSTANTLY change your success level with women for the better?

As you know, truth is often stranger than fiction…

But after more than five Months of carefully studying guys In Madrid who are successful with women and dating (and going from clueless to very successful with women myself) I've figured something out that has gone UNDETECTED (or at least UNDISCLOSED) by almost every man that has ever lived.

Before I tell you what the secret is, and how it works, I want to share a very interesting story with you…

This is the story of how I came to discover "Sexual Communication" the HARD way.

About five Months ago, when I first started learning how to "meet women", I decided that it would be a good idea to read everything I could find about the topic.

So I went to bookstores, got on the internet, and bought all the books I could find on the subject. I also went to seminars, listened to audio tapes, and found just about every other source in existence to gather more information.

Here are a few examples of what I found:

"If a woman plays with her hair while she's talking to you, she's signaling that she's interested."

"If a woman sways her hips while she's walking, it means that she's signaling sexual availability."

"If a woman makes and keeps eye contact with you three times in a row, it means that she wants you to approach her and start a conversation."

I'm sure you've heard things like this yourself.

The problem is that the books didn't mention HOW TO GET A WOMAN TO DO THESE THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

In other words, how do you get a woman to MAKE eye contact with you three times in a row? How do you get a woman to play with her hair while she's talking to you? This stuff sounded all well and good… except for the fact that women NEVER did these things around me!

Further, the books I was reading and other sources recommended things like:

"When a woman has a problem, she just wants a man to listen, not to try to fix it."

"If a woman gets upset with something or doesn't like something you've done, you should say “I'm Sorry.” That's how to fix it."

"Women like honest, sensitive men who can communicate their feelings."

And what happened when I did things like this?

Of course…

When I just "listened" to women's problems, they became "friends" and said things like "I really don't want to mess up our friendship, so let's just keep this as friends".

When I said "I'm sorry" to women, they looked at me as if to say "You should be."

When I was "honest" and "sensitive" and told women how I "felt" about them, they disappeared, and it seemed as if this was the WORST thing I could have done.

Before long, I came to realize the painful truth:

The "Relationship Experts" Don't Know What's Going On When It Comes To ATTRACTION

In short, not only was the advice that I found useless because it didn't teach HOW to make women feel attracted to me, even WORSE I was learning things that were clearly HURTING me and reducing my chances of success.

It didn't seem possible.

But it was.

I later found out that two of the biggest "relationship" experts had been married to EACH OTHER, and got DIVORCED… and that one of them was on her fourth or fifth husband.

The more I read and learned from the "experts", the more I couldn't help but realize two things:

Most of what I was learning just wasn't right, and it didn't work.


Most of the "experts" were NOT successful themselves at attracting women.
Now, I don't want to make it sound like there's NOTHING available to teach a guy how to be successful with women, and that nothing that anyone says works.

Some of the things I tried DID work. The problem was that:

The things that were "good" and that "worked" were few and far between.


I had to learn about 10 things that DIDN'T work to get to something that DID work.
In other words, it was a frustrating, confusing road to find the gems in the huge mountain of information.

There had to be a better way.

Well, the answer to my situation, it turned out, was an unusually simple and obvious one.

Hope You enjoyed It,

Have a Nice time,see you again


@ sweetlove

I later found out that two of the biggest "relationship" experts had been married to EACH OTHER, and got DIVORCED… and that one of them was on her fourth or fifth husband.

r u still advising one starts dis which may'nt end guud

GNature:
Great example of inter-tribal success story. Thanks for sharing it with us

i 2nd dis too, a very gr8t xample on intertribal relatnship
if i go to india n find luv dere,definitely i'll bring d gal home,say less bout a gal 4rm diffrent trybe in naija.

Of cause dey'l neva remain virgins,bt if get 2 do it at a ripe age,den its very very okay,
who knows it may even lead 2 marraige

@ baby osisi
Do u realy Smack evrybodi who rites on a post cos u did dat 2 me n now Mukina is also complainin,dat aint nice of u especially 4 a lady,

@Mukina,
no b fight ooo''' n rememba she's female lik u,y shld ya tell ha 2 kiss ya cute behind,it's meant 4 d guyz ^jokin
Pls no fightn or quarells in our precious nairaland oooo._{Luv ya all}


@topic
if both r compatible n dere r no pressure especially 4rm parents,it cld even b nice 4 marriage by me
and 4 friendship===absolutely correct

Dats a slap on d bank.
Graduates r bn treated lik Skool cert holders
God save us all
NAIJA'''''''''e go beta

Luv isnt al bout searchin,u get into it n u dont know u r in it.
In some cases, luv is created bw 2 pple who r ready 4 it,
If u feel ya realy need 2 wait 2 find luv anywhere,den u might just b on d way 2 where u neva know wat cld tell.

1st, hw old r u

Love is very sensational dat u may nt realy know wen u r in it.
It's very nice 2 find luv, bt b careful so u dont end up in tears

Maybe she's nt ready 4 any relatnship or doesnt lik u, i tink u shld spare her.

dis aint fair at all,
i wonda y we so much despise ourselves in dis country of ours,
i cldnt just loose a whoopin #25000 to c d show,
i hope such shows r neva held again,

i wonder ooo,
help me ask dem ohhhhhhhhhh.

it'l b nice if dis is true

dat wz nice ninja 1,

@ mimi,
lets hear u 1st
its ur post

dis is gonna b a bomb if it realy happens,
weird cld just b on d match 2 world fame,
wish her d very best.

d guyz r guud,
i wish dem d best
and hope dey dont go solo cos sh!t happens

o ma she ooo'''
abeg make salim dey consider undergrads

God realy needs 2 intervene in dis buhaha.
Those guyz r realy makn d name of our beluvd naija sink in thrash,
or maybe d govt shld just resolve it by yieldin 2 their demands or provide so more jobs 2 kip dem buzy
dats ma opinion fellas

@ whiterose,
u stil realy need 2 learn of ur beluvd country,cos a million n 1 pple stil live very happily in spite of d very many complaints or negates u observd.
Home is lot more beta whitty.'''''''cos u feel so free @home
wen next u com 2 naija''''''; i'l giv u som kinda re-orientatn. ^{if u require it}
cares

congrats man 4 dem 2 even cal ya 4 d interview.
i wish ya d best.