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it must be actualized one day. They reason why it has not happened is because the world leading countries are benefiting from the corrupt Nigeria the way it is now that when they are in segments. *U never know if the new leaders of the new nation would willingly or oblige to out terms

u can always be the best you can be no matter where you study if you are really determined to. *Except for some science and definitely all engineering courses o!

seeking attention, which she's definitely found!

Obinoscopy: Its not 'hrm' but 'hcm'. OP is right, the email is hcm@wemabank.com

Click on this link for more details: http://www.wemabank.com/Pages/Content.aspx?id=2XE5pblRYLpNcyWBrHANqQ%3D%3D&ln=Gy7UlI4cSJE94Wa2qudbFQ%3D%3D

thanks bro.

yuzedo: What about smelly punny?

u people can't kill me with laugh. Mods. pls move to jokes section.lol

ehis00: and how does this affect d fact dat ghana no dey reach finals

must u alwaz start this?

denzel2009: Apart from Boko Haram, who wan kill uncle Jona for Paris?

by their words, we shall know them kids.

Tinyemeka: Chiefo! Believe me I shared similar sentiments all through my years of existence on this planet. I hardly have the time for all these boyfriend-gyalfriend things. If I don't see what I wanted in her, I'm not doing.

This actually happens to be my first real Val in 27 yrs.

Stay strong. You'll get to meet your true person.

are u in mars now?

val day has always been like every other normal days of my life

mmmustapha: Wetin concern me We hav already won d cup, he can go to hell

That's very harsh! u shouldn't have said that bro.

CHAIRMAN1: Please cut him some slack.
He said he's in onitsha, that's how they speak English there.

where did you learn that?

jackbauersballs: Up Biafra

The Struggle MUST continue.

u dey mad ni?

seriously, any government that bans the use of google and/or internet is a serious joker. Actually my convocation speech was 'I'd like to thank google, google and um... google!'

ebamma: You see wetin too much garri dey cause?

its more like the 'obama chip' though i didn't see anything wrong with that

It was the fad in Benin City way
back in my secondary school
days.
I attended the Immaculate
Conception College and in my
Year Three, I seemed to be the
only boy in the testosterone-
charged citadel who had not
gotten a 'BJ'. All the boys would
discuss how they got theirs
with gleeful descriptions and
saucy jigs mostly ending their
recant.
I also noticed that such boys
thereafter seemed to walk with
a swagger or a new jaunt to
their steps. Now, there was I , a
very conservative kid, at the
cusp of puberty, still in the
'dark ages'. An innate shyness
then towards girls was my
secret battle. It wasn't as if I
was not 'fine' enough. On the
contrary, I had been
complimented with being a lad
with teenage good looks by
boys in school and sometimes
their female friends from the
nearby girl school but for me
that was where it ended. And
so, when most of my friends in
secondary school were either
discovering the pleasures of
one emotional adventure after
another, with some even going
further to exploit the daring
sexual adventurism of their
nubile curiosity, there I was;
still a prude but a pride to my
folks.
That was all that mattered to
me then and it would all have
gone on well for me, if not for
the 'BJ' fad that crept into the
scene! And I seemed to be the
only one who had not yet had
one! Somehow, I became the
butt of jokes and I would hear a
few sniggers from the boys
who could clearly see that I
hadn't yet had a 'BJ'. Soon, I
couldn't take it no more. I just
had to have one.
And then she came along and
that changed everything. Kay
was her name. 14 years of age
like me with 'forget-me-not'
eyes and a pouting beauty,
barely restrained by her hidden
seeuality. I can't ever remember
how I got round to talking to
her but we seemed to hit it off
almost immediately that day at
her school's Interhouse Sports
Competition. A couple of after-
school 'walk-dates' later, she
noticed I would always sigh
involuntarily when I was with
her and she asked me what was
wrong. I had to stutter the
truth to her.
'I have been trying to get a 'BJ'
for a while because the boys in
school have made me the
laughing stock'. I told her.
'Why haven't you had one?' she
asked.
How could one answer that
question, what with my ultra-
conservatism shaped by a
combination of Biblical morality
and self-imposed discipline of
not just doing things because
they were the vogue. 'Do you
want to get one?' she asked me
in a very innocent voice. I could
only croak an affirmative. Kay
took my hand and led me
through a dark alley in her
street. I followed meekly. My
heart was beating fast and alien
sensations were dancing in my
body at the feel of her touch.
We came to the end of the dark
alley.
She turned to me and asked
again. 'You are really sure you
want a 'BJ'? Won't your mum
be angry with you?' She had a
teasing smile as she said that.
'My mum won't mind, I'm sure'
I replied. Kay nodded and
guided me out of the alley into
a building which had a Barber
shop, owned by her brother.
Thirty minutes later, I came out
all smiles with the then
reigning 'Brothers Johnson'
hairstyle on my head. All thanks
to Kay!
If you are reading this and you
thought I was going to talk
about some other meaning of
BJ, then you certainly need
deliverance. Repent!

if its true, then the man had a problem with his brain. There's no behaviour that'll look strange if done by a mad man.

valicious1: Odika ala volimtime agbabago ndi nairaland a.

anambra man talking.lol

oo! I thot its Gen. Buhari's daughter. I for ....

tutu1: HEY MR POSTER, I JUST WATCHED THE "TAKE BANANA" VIDEO AGAIN PLEASE STOP SPREADING BAD NEWS AND GET A LIFE. CHECK YOUTUBE LINK TO VERIFY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJe71mxZ9i4

mmm... Fake news i suppose. Thanx 4 d info

NBC did it and everybody complained, spewing insults on them. Guess google have seen what they saw. But wait o, i watch the aluu 4 video thru youtube na?

Fear has gripped ministers and permanent secretaries following revelations that many of them aided and abetted members of the National Assembly to inflate
the final figure of the 2013
budget from the original N4.25 trillion submitted by President
Goodluck Jonathan to N4.98
trillion.
Some ministers, it has been
learnt, are in trouble because
they, in collaboration with
permanent secretaries went
behind the President to
approve some 'spurious'
projects to be included in the
controversial 2013 budget after
Jonathan had already sent in
the proposal to the National
Assembly.
A competent source disclosed
that the President was very
upset with the practice
whereby lawmakers connive
with top public officers in the
Ministries, Departments and
Agencies (MDAs) and introduce
extraneous items into the
yearly budget thereby making it
impossible for them to be fully
implemented.
The source, who did not want
to be quoted because he was
not authorised to speak on the
matter, noted that the
President had already ordered a
thorough investigation into
how the additional N63 billion
was added to the 2013 budget
and to identify the ministers
and MDAs involved for
necessary sanctions.
The source maintained that
although the President does
not need to do anything against
lawmakers apart from
returning the budget to them,
the ministers and other public
officials, found to have
supported the padding of the
budget would not go scot-free.
"Some of you are quick to say
that the President is not doing
anything but you can see that
he really means well for this
country by taking necessary
steps to ensure early
preparation and passage of the
2013 budget only to be unduly
delayed by some pecuniary-
conscious people.
"The President wants to know
those behind the action and
punish them so that the
unpatriotic action would be
brought to an end," the source
hinted.
It was learnt that a female
minister, who had ignored the
advice of her top officials and
cooperated with two
committees of the National
Assembly, which have oversight
over the ministry, to add more
projects than what had been
approved by the Presidency, is
now jittery that she could be
dropped by the President, who
is said to be planning a
reshuffle.
The said minister was
reportedly trying desperately to
reach out to some influential
presidential aides and National
Assembly leadership to see how
she could be bailed out of the
looming crisis.
In the absence of a concrete
assurance from those she met,
the woman is said to have gone
back to prepare a 'solid
defence' to present to the
President, justifying why she
gave in after being pressurised
by the two committees of the
National Assembly to select
more capital projects to be
included in the budget.
Last Thursday, chairmen and
deputy chairmen of committees
in the National Assembly met
for hours with a view to sorting
out some issues relating to the
budget, which has technically
been rejected by President
Jonathan on three grounds.
Beyond jerking the figure by
N63 billion, the lawmakers are
insisting on $79 oil benchmark
against the President's $75 and
a zero allocation to the Security
and Exchange Commission, SEC,
because of the differences
between them and its DG,
Arunma Oteh.
It is not clear whether the NASS
would change its mind on any
of the issues, but the National
Assembly adviser to President
Jonathan, Senator Joy Emordi, has said the two sides were
'working harmoniously for
Nigerians'.
www.naij.com/news/23463.html

blueshoe: why are nigerians hating on ghanaians?

this is nairaland and most people here can be as sacarstic as they can get. Don't let it get to you if you are a Ghanaian.

so many things to put in the head just because of employment chai!! Make i go borrow memory card come

that's harsh fashola! This might increase crimes in lag

MostHigh: VIRGIN MOTHER IS LUCIFERIAN (VATICAN) CONCEPT WELL ESTABLISHED BEFORE CHRIST.AND NOWHERE IS THIS SCRIPTURALLY SUPPORTED

ALSO THAT MEANS MY MOTHER IS THE MOTHER OF GOD AS WELL SEEING I AM THE SON OF GOD ALSO.

SEE OSIRIS AND MITHRS

have you seen what is called 'the bible' before? I don't suppose you have. Who compiled the bible in use today? I don't suppose u know cuz if u do, ur brain would've realised that the church can as well attach the part that will prove their claims of Mary, being the mother of God in it. You even lack the basic sense of logical reasoning. Please don't ever bother quoting me cuz i won't reply u. From the way u talk, u seem like a clean slate(no offence intended). God bless you!

linearity: Agreed, calling him a child molester is going too far, but the facts remains that when he was a Bishop and a Cardinal; hundreds of Child molestation cases were cases were forwarded to him so that he can defrock the offending Priests; the case of the molestation of about 200 deaf kids in Wisconsin comes to mind and he did nothing about those cases.

Legally, he fits the profile of an accomplice or an accessory after the facts. I know that the consciousness of his followers will revolt against such a label, but that does not change the facts.

winsconsin is a U.S. state located in the north-central United States and pope benedict was ordained a priest in 1950 in his home country, Germany; he became a theologian professor in 1958 in the same Germany until he was appointed the Archbishop of Munich and Freising (which is an ecclesiastical
territory or diocese of the
Roman Catholic Church in
Bavaria, Germany)
and cardinal by Pope Paul VI in 1977. Later in 1981, he moved to Rome. Now tell me how a bishop of Munich and Freising being filed a report of child molestation case which happened in winconsin ( north central U.S. state) to? What happened to the archbishop of Milwaukee, bishops of dioceses of green bay, lacross, madison, superior, ecclesiastical province of milwaukee, which are all the dioceses of Winsconsin state? Abi dem go leave when the incident occured ni? Don't join the train of ignorant cynics in NL here to offend God. God forgive y'all cuz you don't know what you are doing!

kooto: Can you please shed more light into what prompted you to say this? thanks.

u sound quite like a reasonable and matured fellow. Nice question indeed! But u see, i can bet my bottom naira that he doesn't have any evidence whatsoever or atleast heard anything about that of the pope. I think he's either just intentionally trying to speak ill of the church or trying to get some attention.

solomon111: maybe not this pope,but a lot of popes were molesters.

can you please enlighten us on which ones that were?

c-klass:
Nigeria 1 vs Monkey na fashion 0 - Daily news

no, i'm thinking 'aboki na suffer'.lol

Sincere 9gerian: GEJ is not Rochas

abi o my brother! Rochas is too soft on people!!

sheyie2007: Bance be like sea weed

Ur sister says she's finally
bringing "him" home 4 dinner, U
open d door n see Bance....Pls
shoot him, it's self Defence

owerri is feeling the heat, but instead of feeling the heat, the heat's been feeling me!