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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:52pm On Jun 25, 2020
Chelsea 2 VS 1 manshit
Car TalkRe: LASDRI Trained Over 47,000 Drivers In One Year – Afusat Tiamiyu by kalvoken(m): 10:37am On Jun 25, 2020
Out of that 47,000, not up to 3,000 got the license for driving sake. Most did that just to have a means of identification.

Imagine many nigerians have citizenship card in different countries, but not in Nigeria.

You are fighting insecurities but you have no data base of the citizens in the country.
CrimeRe: Man Who Raped 3-Month-Old Baby In Nasarawa Arrested by kalvoken(m): 1:13pm On Jun 24, 2020
And who Tha Bleep is blurring that baby fucker's face. You Wan die by thunder abi bullethuh

Gid please install the power of GHOST RIDER in me. Nigeria needs cleansing.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Burnley -( 5 - 0) On 22nd June 2020 by kalvoken(m): 8:49pm On Jun 22, 2020
What decision by VAR.



penalty given and scored by mahres
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Burnley -( 5 - 0) On 22nd June 2020 by kalvoken(m): 6:09pm On Jun 22, 2020
Guard's boys will use. Burnley warm up for this cold Weather.
BusinessRe: I Visited Ogba Market In Lagos. Is Lockdown Over? (Photos, Video) by kalvoken(m): 1:43pm On Jun 22, 2020
Were you expecting people not to go out for their daily breads?
Since the lockdown started, how many have you helped? better still, how many done help you? Can you swear that since this Pandemic broke out and lock down was declared, you haven't been able to many major markets. You went to ogba market, were you expecting yourself to be the only one there?

Even in Europe where the Pandemic wrecked havoc, people have learnt how to live with it. That why we are humans, being able to adapt.

Travel from round the country, then you would see the multitude created by those criminals on uniforms in the name of road block/checking points, just for their selfish interests. Checking points from ONDO state to Anambra are no farther than the distance from one street pole to another. Each cars pay nothing less than #500 & 1k in some cases. Before you mention trucks that pay 3k upward.


My experience on the road last week made me to give up this village called Nigeria.

FamilyRe: Should The Man Pay It? by kalvoken(m): 10:15pm On Jun 15, 2020
shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rat Poison Kills Cobra Terrorizing My Neighborhood (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:21am On Jun 10, 2020
This lalasticlala of a guy is becoming an unbecoming.

Each time I keep asking myself how snake matters keep getting him erect. Haba!

Bros, it's too much na. Or is there anything you aren't telling us?
Could it be you belong to snake hood?

I'm beginning to reason this your moniker also.

LALASTICLALA, as long as a snake.

PoliticsRe: Senate Moves To Tackle Erosion In South-East (Video) by kalvoken(m): 8:20am On Jun 10, 2020
Ogonimilitant:
Did you people notice this Coming from a Southerner Yoruba
Enyia, jiri ya nwayoo!

What the man pointed out was that. Creating another agency for erosion in the East will be more burden for the FG. He suggested that there should be an amendment to the existing agancy ECOLOGICAL Fund to accommodate menace in the East.

So don't make it look as if he is against FG fighting erosion in the East.

Let love lead, hate can only limit.

RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Visit Someone You Are Dating Uninvited?? by kalvoken(m): 12:34am On Jun 10, 2020
Davash222:
In this modern age, only an illiterate will visit someone without prior notice.
One girl tried that rubbish with me back then in school days. I opened the door for her, just for her to see I'm not with anyone, then, I sent her home immediately. Told her to call me when she gets to her hostel.

She left.. I continued with my precious sleep.
Mad man

Nairaland GeneralRe: PREGNANT POLICE WOMAN : Ever Seen One Before??? by kalvoken(op): 6:52am On Jun 09, 2020

Nairaland GeneralPREGNANT POLICE WOMAN : Ever Seen One Before??? by kalvoken(op): 6:55pm On Jun 08, 2020
Since I was born, I am yet to see a pregnant police woman.

How do they always do it? Have you seen any before?

RomanceRe: Triplet Brothers Marry Triplet Sisters In Enugu State (photos) by kalvoken(m): 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2020
I can't share my wedding day with any of my brothers, no matter how identical we may look.

It should only be for me and my wife alone.

Hooha!


Happy married life to them though. their choice, their business.

CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek's Family Seeks Financial Support To Fly Singer Home For Burial by kalvoken(m): 8:48pm On Jun 07, 2020
Life is a mystery
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Second Niger Bridge To Be Ready By 2022 by kalvoken(m): 5:27am On Jun 05, 2020
grin

No be rocket science oga fash.
PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by kalvoken(m): 11:51am On Jun 04, 2020
johnmattew:
the dog fine pass the owner
You lied. Take a look at the owner's leg in a tricycle. She looks hot!

No offense ma'am.
PoliticsRe: Uwaila Omozuwa Rape: President Buhari Reacts, Directs Police To Fish Out Rapists by kalvoken(m): 9:39pm On Jun 02, 2020
grin
CrimeRe: Livinus Elem On Uwa Vera Uwaila's Rape And Death: Says "Good For Her" by kalvoken(m): 8:33am On Jun 02, 2020
See his frustrated face.

You will reap what you seek
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Abdulhamid Duburawa, Katsina LG APC Chairman by kalvoken(m): 7:24am On Jun 01, 2020
simplexvi:
any thing that happens, happen for a reason

PoliticsRe: Buhari Trusts Women More Than Men - Garba Shehu by kalvoken(m): 8:55pm On May 29, 2020
How does this solve the matter on groundhuh

Enugu state government closed ogbete market bec3he was thrown satchet water(a. K. A pure water)

When the market leaders paid him a visit to forgive and forget, he told them that gburugburu(as he's popularly called) is not around but ifeanyi ugwuanyi instead.
He told them how gburugburu asked him to tell Them that the market will be closed until his clothes dry where he soaked them inside geepee tank.


Na the matter we still dey settle since.

HealthRe: Coronavirus: Prepare For The Worst - Osagie Ehanire Tells Nigerians by kalvoken(m): 9:25pm On May 19, 2020
We have always had it Worst in this country, you guys at the top made it so.

So, the strange thing to happen here is a better life. Worst has been a way of life in Nigeria.

HealthRe: Coronavirus: Prepare For The Worst - Osagie Ehanire Tells Nigerians by kalvoken(m):
They should spare us the bull crap. You can't scare us the more with your words. We know how glad you guys are as the Pandemic has kept people busy from asking questions about your governance.

What will be worst to any Nigerian born again in this life time.
Unless he's referring to his looting cronies. Because we the ordinary citizens have grown a thick skin to worst life.

AgricultureRe: Imota Rice Mill, Lagos Capable Of Producing 2.4 Million 50kg Bags Yearly by kalvoken(m): 10:31am On May 19, 2020
SocialJustice:
Nice. More food items should be banned and produced locally especially wheat.
If you sell a hygienic pap/akamu/ogi, you do not need your landlord to ban other tenants from buying it or custards outside before they will patronize you.

But when they keep seeing different species of rodents inside your pap, they would rather jump the fence than buy from you again.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by kalvoken(m): 9:45pm On May 14, 2020
grin


Trust me, you are just being the normal human being we were made to be.


Before devil visited woman.

SportsRe: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by kalvoken(m): 9:44pm On May 14, 2020
aylive02:
it doesn't answer the question.
in a simple sentence, I repeat, what did he achieve? we're not taking about skills here.
Take your time and check the topic again
SportsRe: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by kalvoken(m):
J J Okocha


aylive02:
what did he achieve?
Atleast you know him. Now does he know you?

You don't need to answer that.
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 13 Coronavirus Patients by kalvoken(m): 8:00pm On May 14, 2020
Orestino:
Patients whey we no see na audio !
May you never see am.

Say amen.

CrimeRe: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by kalvoken(m): 9:22am On May 14, 2020
Justice well served,

But it would have be Weller if they had put them through the agony of being skin alive. Carve out their blockos just as they did to the poor girl. But then, it will take another devil like them to carry out the action.


May God rest them in peace though.



post=89530032:
Should this be the way ? Death sentence is barbaric and should be abolished already
Na them. Maybe you would have preferred a rehab in overseas. Mr eleganza de law.

CrimeRe: Photos Of Rinji Bala Peter, UNIJOS Student Killed By Army by kalvoken(m): 8:41am On May 14, 2020
Nigeria is a jungle.

You have every reason to be dead unless luck is on your side.


In other countries we watch how the security men chase suspects or law breakers only with a wooden baton. But here in Nigeria, with all the sticks around us, every security personnel is too lazy to chase after anyone. They will just send the bullet after you.

May God protect us all against these agberos in uniform. I will not imagine myself relating to the deceased, because I may take some decisions that are against the law.

PoliticsRe: Dapo Fafowora: "COS Ibrahim Gambari Is Even More Dangerous Than Kyari" by kalvoken(m): 7:20pm On May 13, 2020
efighter:
Anyone that says Abba Kyari is dangerous should not be taken serious. Such an idiot is a miscreant nincompoop.

PoliticsRe: Dapo Fafowora: "COS Ibrahim Gambari Is Even More Dangerous Than Kyari" by kalvoken(m):
Wetin person take head carry for this country?


Anytime the country jumps out of frying pan, she enters fire.

BusinessRe: COVID-19: Inside A Leatherwear Store After 53 Days Of Lockdown In Malaysia(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:34pm On May 12, 2020
So what could be this cause of the goods being covered by molds.

Was there any moisture on the goods.

Just curious about what could have turned the whole products to this state after just two months.

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