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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints 4 New Judges For Supreme Court by kalvoken(m): 9:09am On Aug 15, 2020
mrbenjame:
Which one is hate speech again?
Let liar Mohammed catch you first
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints 4 New Judges For Supreme Court by kalvoken(m):
LandMann:
Buhari should be diplomatic at times in his appointment to avoid adding fuel to already burning flame. Hah!
The north is giving the south BARCA TO PSG treatment. They shouldn't complain when the south gives them BAYERN to BARCA treatment.

Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints 4 New Judges For Supreme Court by kalvoken(m): 8:38am On Aug 15, 2020
grin

To be honest with you, I'm not disappointed with the news, I mean it's what anyone would expect from buhari.

But you see what that referee did yesterday, e pain me Gan. How can you add just and only 3 minutes to such a joy giving match?

I have been reading interviews from players and even barca president but none from messing.
Does it mean he didn't follow them home again? We. Know how he always does it. Always disappearing after humiliation, he did it against Liverpool. No one knew where he followed out of anfield

Politics › Re: NBC: You Will Be Punished If You Insult President, Governors And Senators by kalvoken(m): 11:51am On Aug 14, 2020
slivertongue:
they should build more prisons cos we won't stop speaking out responsibly
They were referring to broadcast stations.


Nigerians will really come out wise should they survive this hell fire regime.
Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Celebrates Her 31st Birthday Today by kalvoken(m): 8:47am On Aug 13, 2020
phranklyn92:
(
What now?


She turned her TV on for me, it's no bad on my side to watch.
Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Celebrates Her 31st Birthday Today by kalvoken(m):
grin


See. Nipples

[quote author= post=92763965]What a rubbish post this early morn morn[/quote]But never as rubbish/stupid as you are.



[quote author= post=92766416]Again,
Seun, Mynd44, Dominique.
We don't know who deleted our previous report.
But we will keep adhering to the rule of the forum, instead of replying in like manners.

Again, Rule 2 broken.[/quote]Mumu, if you like call on Buhari. It's none of my business. There is no life on niaraland, so why do you think I would be scared of ban. Oh, I almost forgot. You are foolish zombie, your life starts and end here. That's if you even have any.
Romance › Re: Women Are Very Calculative, Don't Accept Financial Assistance From Them by kalvoken(m): 6:12am On Aug 13, 2020
ignoreme:
But women have vagina and they are people.
.. Actually, I can't help you.

Romance › Re: Women Are Very Calculative, Don't Accept Financial Assistance From Them by kalvoken(m):
I know some women in most cases can be so annoying, but that doesn't call for anyone to be using demeaning words on them. Remember, when you say women, you are referring to both parents, sisters and daughters.

I wonder if anyone in his right sense would call his sister, mother, or daughter, A VAGINA PERSON. Not after you had licked the Vagina on your way to this world, some are still licking sef. grin grin


Back to the topic. This is truly common among ladies, and even guys too.

Some would help you just to cage you. If you dear escape, you would be the talk of town. After all that I had done for you.
So, it's not just limited to women
Education › Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by kalvoken(m): 4:41pm On Aug 12, 2020
magzey:
You hate for Buhari will take you to your early grave.
Zombie, no wonder you keep rising from death. It's because you love him
Sports › Re: Fenerbahce Prepare Loan Bid For Iheanacho by kalvoken(m):
What type of bad luck is this? From grace to grass.

This lad was talk in town then. May we not fall after our rising.
Politics › Re: The Moment Rivers State Taskforce Vehicle Was Destroyed By Angry Youths (Video) by kalvoken(m): 11:55am On Aug 12, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
Any small post you give a Nigerian, he will start finding how to stampede others.
SHAME
Why am I feeling like you are referring to Nairaland moderators?

Health › Re: Russia Receives Orders For ONE BILLION Doses Of World’s First Covid-19 Vaccine by kalvoken(m): 11:20am On Aug 12, 2020
dantewest:
Why not?
No, you will rather it be from buhari.


See ur head

Politics › Re: 2023: Lagos APC Leaders To ‘Plead’ 2nd Term For Sanwo-Olu by kalvoken(m): 8:40am On Aug 12, 2020
They want to beg oga landlord for the caretaker to lead for more four years.


If you know you know. Lagos is a one man's business.

Education › Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by kalvoken(m): 11:38pm On Aug 11, 2020
Zimri:
3.


Turns out the idea that bears hibernate over the winter was a big fat lie. They do sleep more during the winter, and they do cut their metabolism in half. While they may not sleep through Christmas and New Year’s, they can go about 100 days without eating or drinking.
Set awon fulani

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Education › Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by kalvoken(m):
An average nigeria politician deserve to be thrown inside this ocean filled with these over starved sharks


Buhari is specially meant for those crazy wild dogs grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Massacre Of 184: Protests In Kaduna, Lagos, Abuja Over Killing by kalvoken(m): 9:13am On Aug 10, 2020
Antoeni:
So these Southern Kaduna People cannot Come together Contribute their Resources and Buy Sophisticated Weapons to Protect Themselves since Govt has Failed them ,
This Kind of Rubbish can Never happen in Region South~south .
Will the fulani jihadist in Power allow them. Any attempt by them to protect themselves will be foiled by the terrorists sympathizer in power.
Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Massacre Of 184: Protests In Kaduna, Lagos, Abuja Over Killing by kalvoken(m): 9:10am On Aug 10, 2020
flyingpig:
I think this should be a nation-wide protest. Innocent people getting displaced of their ancestral lands and paying with their lives for nothing. Such a humanitarian disaster.

There should be a nation-wide protest. If we allow this to go unabated, the perpetrators may have the nerve to proceed further south.
Keep thinking. You guys are only getting what you ordered for.

There you go again, always threatening the south. Remember no one has monopoly to violence. You guys can come up south if you wish to meet your ancestors quicker.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Now Using This On Men by kalvoken(m): 8:26am On Aug 10, 2020
MajesticKris:
As for my Niggas out there....

Stop trying to meet up to all a woman's needs, their needs no dey finish, it's hard to see a faithful woman nowadays with the bad stuffs they've seen and experienced..

Men starts life at 30,while women @16 so if you're a man and you don't have now,just keep hustling cus before they get to 30 them don old finish...
With 3 or 4kids grin.. by then all you need to do is wait for their kids to come of age grin

By that time you will be one of the Sugar Zaddies grin grin

Play return match with their children grin

THE END grin grin grin
You can never make purgatory like this, na straight hell fire.

Haba kwo! Why I wicked like this na.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Now Using This On Men by kalvoken(m): 8:24am On Aug 10, 2020
Openbusiness4:
This upcoming generation of boys go brutal ohhh. See dem for dis thread, am juz laffing here. I pity all the young girls in their time. D seed of bad parenting by all dis indomie and feminism mothers will be ripe soon. Na women go suffer am. Thank God I don't have a daughter grin


I swear, I have seen many people praying not to have a female child. One of my customers(woman), she keep saying it, that she is thankful to God who gave her only one girl.
Politics › Re: Crowd At Buruji Kashamu's Burial In His Ijebu Igbo Home, Ogun State by kalvoken(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
Na woman dey the first pic or woman
Yes na woman, no be woman.

Politics › Re: Wike: I Have Great Respect For Tinubu But His Comment On Edo Crisis Shocked Me by kalvoken(m): 10:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin

Please we the masses need to declare total lockdown on political movements, the shock Pandemic is spreading faster than we ever thought. Shock/Buhari disease has been recorded in PDP, anyone who ever had contact with any of the infected persons should endeavor to electrocute his/her self.

It's better to be electrocuted than to be shocked.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2020
bhella10:
A stray dog[i][/i] Look up stray and stop embarrassing yourself kid
Oga, did you know that it has been proven that 99.9% every violent is caused by wrong tone of voice?
Romance › Re: Funny Video Of Oyinbo Man And His Yoruba Bride On Wedding Day by kalvoken(m): 10:56am On Aug 08, 2020
This video is stale na. Happened long ago.

Or I forgot this is naira(Nigeria)land



azmanaty02:
If he's not careful, his wife's people will mine his skull
How are your parents coping with you guy?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:49am On Aug 08, 2020
Akhirastriver:
Agbako grin
LOL. I don't know what it means o
Politics › Re: RE: Appointment As Special Assistant Women Affairs (unmarried) by kalvoken(m): 8:00am On Aug 08, 2020
GboyegaD:
Good they cleared the air but why are we so backward in our thinking? Provided she is a woman, what has her marital status to do with the office? Are single ladies not women?
Same way you think it takes only a woman to render such services.

Thank God you said WE.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:52am On Aug 08, 2020
Explorers:
They said the initial plan was to simply provide the dog refuge, but his ability to greet and interact with customers earned him a promotion.


Showroom manager Emerson Mariano told media outlet that the feedback for Tucson’s customer service in the store has been extremely positive, and he said the environment in their organization has improved thanks to the dog’s “very caring and docile nature”.

Mariano said that many customers returned to the store even after having purchased a car just to say hi to the dog and give him gifts.


The dealership named the friendly stray Tucson Prime and hired him.

They even gave him his own ID card and everything.
Can you imagine! Customer stopping by just to say hi to the dog even when they don't wish to buy anything. I just hope someone shows this to every of access bank customers' cares. Those aged and unmarried-looking women can be mean and aggressive while attending to people. Always ready to vent their anger on their customers.

On the other hand, the dog should be happy he didn't play such a rough stunt in Nigeria, the company manager would have called on any agberos nearby and pay them to snipe life out of the dog. The agberos would then make dish/covid-19 cure out of the dog.

Forget, oyibo no be Africa.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:36am On Aug 08, 2020
WIZGUY69:
I don’t know what this people are trying to achieve, but it doesn’t make any sense. With the loss of jobs here and there, they are employing dog to do what exactly? If they pay the dog salary, who will collect and spend it?

Mcheeew
Guy if truly you are a wise guy as your name suggests, you would pray to turn dog rather than wailing.

Did you read anywhere that's in Nigeria the thing happened? So which job loss are you talking about?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m):
Explorers:
You're right about the pay, but the dog has a nice place to stay now and feed.
..
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by kalvoken(m): 3:55pm On Aug 07, 2020
OkuFaba:
Ebuka destiny dey flex inside woman Toto
You are a total mad man

Family › Re: Husband Faints In Labour Room by kalvoken(m):
grin

This man can never boast to be a man where his wife is. She would just show him this picture.

The wife should enlarge the picture and fame it on the wall. Lol

I respect women big time. Their complicated duties dey tire me to think over.

Education › Re: Take These "Colourful Snakes" For God's Sake [photos] by kalvoken(m):
The possibility of this thread making front page is over charged.i.e 10,000%


Lala and snakes = 5 & 6

Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2020
obynno7:
from Enugu state right Nsk
Correct.

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