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PoliticsRe: Farewell To Abba Kyari By Adams Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 7:40am On Apr 20, 2020
Why are we this hypocritical in nature?

Someone who when he was alive stocked up the resources meant for we all, for his personal and family use. He neglected us all as if we are nobody, he even had to host his birthday party in abroad so that those who que under the sun/rain to vote them won't benefit in whatsoever way.

Then he dies and you want me, as hungry as I am, to start crying and mourning and drain off the little blood in me with sadness. How many of them polithiefcians mourn the death of commoner? So if femi adishina or Lai Mohammed should die today, you would expect me to mourn too?

Keep fooling yourself

SportsRe: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by kalvoken(m): 8:52pm On Apr 19, 2020
It's not hard to detect jealous when you see one. Most of these so called old team players just aren't happy to see small boy of Ronaldo work hard to surpass their records. So they prefer to have a particular artifact who never lives the shrine have all the accolades.


Well we have their types scattered all over. A similar case is that of Buhari and Gej, the zombies chose him but are all on regrets now.
TravelRe: Sinkhole Appears In The Middle Of A Road In Ogbor Hill, Aba, After Heavy Rain by kalvoken(m): 8:43pm On Apr 19, 2020
But why always abia state? Always tarnishing the image of Igbos.

Emuruha ihe a eme?


Imagine a supposed drainage way being covered with a mere coalter. Chei, inhumanity at its peak

On behalf of all we Igbos, I dash OUT abia state to yoruba. We are better off with just 4 states.

FoodRe: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by kalvoken(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2020
Just use #50 fetch water, buy up to 500 maggi. Then share the rest 1450 for others. I know you how to handle the rest.

FoodRe: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by kalvoken(m):
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

Op congrats! You have just qualified for the palliatives from Nigerial government. I heard that the requirement is just for you not to have up to 5k for akant.

You might even get double of the money to be shared, that means another 3k for you to make another type of soup to last for two weeks. You have covered one month like this o.


Another congratulations to you.


E no go better for poverty-19 virus.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Didn't Wear Face-Mask. EU Delegates Wore FaceMasks As They Meet by kalvoken(m): 9:58am On Apr 15, 2020
brudiga:
Because the face is a mask itself tongue

If you know you know grin

HealthRe: Can Pepper, Lime, Ginger Cure Coronavirus? (Fact Check) by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On Apr 15, 2020
Agberooo:
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You can never hate that guy reach me.

I can smell his comment from afar and it makes me wanna puke.

FoodRe: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by kalvoken(m): 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2020
Pierced:
Ugbaike
Wow. Imufu!
FoodRe: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by kalvoken(m): 6:59pm On Apr 14, 2020
Pierced:
Dogs.

Modified......I am from Enugu state. Enugu Ezike. According to what I heard..... If u knowingly eat dogs.....u will av rashes in ur tongue and ur lips.
Which side in Ezike-oba?
RomanceRe: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by kalvoken(m): 12:53pm On Apr 14, 2020
What is lie, the only lie I know of is our minister of misinformation.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by kalvoken(m): 12:32pm On Apr 14, 2020
Eberechi24:
Making plans for the next available pusssy. As dem don announced another two weeks lock down, bobo dey make plans for new pussy for next two weeks.

New week, new soup.

Prayer ni prayer ko
Hmmm. Your lips
Foreign AffairsRe: Pollution Dropped, Himalayas Visible In India After 30years From 125miles(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 9:04am On Apr 14, 2020
This guy explorers must be a co-owner of naira land.

He knows how and when to beautify the front page with his topics.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Buhari Announcing The Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, Ogun And FCT by kalvoken(m): 8:07pm On Apr 13, 2020
Uncle lalasticlala you fall my Hand o.


With all this hunger wey dey ground na im I go come waste my little mb on that lifeless man's speechhuh Nah!

BTW, since access bank is yet to donate any kobo to the government, the money should and must be shared to we the victims of the Pandemic(yes na, we dey suffer so we are). I know you guys can charge for even visiting the bank premises, so the money is there.

You must never make the mistake of wiring the money to Buhari aza!!!. Likewise fidelity bank. Unless you guys want to loose a customer just like zenith bank. I done slim for head already.

Foreign AffairsRe: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by kalvoken(m): 7:50pm On Apr 13, 2020
ALCOHOLKILLS:
explorers, I don de suspect you angry sad
I wish am a sniper(not the liquid one though)

I would have helped a lot in Saving Nigeria. Many old men need to go back to their maker for the betterment of the nation

CareerRe: How To Become A Commercial Pilot In Nigeria In Short Summary (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:53pm On Apr 13, 2020
I'm only here to read for fun, I have no interest in flying birds neither do I know anything about it.

But as the saying goes, no knowledge is lost. one day my private pilot might get sick in time of emergency and I will have to fly my jet myself.

CrimeRe: Two Teenagers Drown In Lagos Beach by kalvoken(m): 9:40pm On Apr 12, 2020
SLAP44:
Might be ritual tinz.
Such an archaic mentality
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 2:05pm On Apr 12, 2020
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
You missed the point completely. Explorers was talking about how the citizens queued up in an orderly way to get food. Nigerian citizens will turn that place upside down with our penchant for cutting corners and hate for order. We deserve those leaders you ar talking about.
They queued up orderly because they know the government had mad provisions for everyone that's there,. And those doing the sharing don't go about keeping half of the goods for family and friends.

So if your head is not good, there is no way your body will.
FoodRe: Bachelor Way Of Celebrating Easter by kalvoken(m): 11:29am On Apr 12, 2020
See suicidal feeding.

Rice and okpa.
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 9:13am On Apr 12, 2020
Jaqenhghar:
Thays not how it works. When citizens behave like himans their leaders will have no choice but to behave reaponsibly.
In other words, you are to be blame for the looting that is the order of the day in our government
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 6:37am On Apr 11, 2020
sisisioge:
See as them organize! If na here, we go don form many sub lines to each legit line.


By the way, them say if you hustle well get connection to collect food from your local government, wetin them go give you na one N50 naira bread and 4 pcs of eggs. Hian! grin grin grin
Why wouldn't there be sub lines abi na wetin you call am, when those sharing are doing so base on favoritism. Their family first, party members second, area people and then yoruba/igbo wise.
You can only tell the story if didn't fall in any of those classes
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 6:32am On Apr 11, 2020
cry cry cry

Explorers, why are you doing this to Nigeria?

The more you open my eyes to this informative info, the more I hate being a nigerian.


When you have a sensible leaders with humanity in them, the citizens shall become organized and lawful.

Ije uwa! Ayele oh!

HealthRe: COVID-19: Boss Mustapha Reverses Self, Says He's Aware Of Poor Healthcare System by kalvoken(m): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2020
Macphenson:
God, may my enemies be as confused as Buhari led APC government.

Shameless buch of confused entities.
You are too wicked. How can you wish such evil to your enemies, do you hate them that much?
CelebritiesRe: Honor Blackman Dies At 94 by kalvoken(m): 9:53am On Apr 08, 2020
If you came because of the PUSSY, please abeg signify. I have something for you
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19: Over 2Million GUNS Sold In U.S. In March As Virus Spreads(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:11am On Apr 05, 2020
grin
CrimeRe: COVID-19 Lockdown: Nigeria Military Should Be Sensitized And Educated by kalvoken(m):
This is beyond sensitization, if you observe well you would notice such incidents hadly/never occur in the northern part of the country.

This military aboki personnels down south are really on a mission.

I was on journey to jos something late last year when a woman raised alarm that her mobile phone has been stolen. Most of the people on board the luxurious bus advised her together with the driver to complain to the military men at the check-in point.

The driver did so and to my surprise, when one of the soldier ask me (the woman and I were the only two that never left the bus, while others went to ease their selves. So I was the suspect) to meet their oga while he searched the rest.

The superior official halted the search and any other thing, he explained that it is illegal for then military men to start harassing passengers merely because of a phone. He suggested that we go to the nearby police station, that it is their job. And we so we continued our journey.

I only imagined what it would have been, had such case played out here in the southern part of the country. I personally would have regretted embarking on that journey, likewise every other men on board..

The fulani uniformed men are in a mission here in the south. Check out the viral videos of them harassing civilians, they are all hausa/fulani.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: In Few Months From Now, Newspaper Headlines May Read Like This by kalvoken(m): 7:49am On Apr 03, 2020
It's due to Jonathan's lack of saving during ebola time that made Buhari not be able to fight Corona virus with full force

TravelRe: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by kalvoken(m): 5:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
Here in Lagos, so good for nothing people are busy spreading the virus in the name of sharing a cup of rice with half rubber paint of garri, insulted with a #120 bread.

May it never be well with our politicians. After closing our businesses in the name of controlling the virus, you asked them to come And qeue for a plate of porridge garri, so you watch them kill their self trying to get it.

Those mumu hungry people would also troop out to collect the insulting measures.

PoliticsRe: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by kalvoken(m): 12:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
Naijally-wood movie.


NIGERIA is becoming scary every minute of the day. And police has always been accomplice
HealthRe: Lockdown: A Picture Of Jakande Lekki Axis At Night by kalvoken(m): 10:55pm On Apr 01, 2020
Faber:
Ur mama teeth I guess...see the kind beards on ur mama dirty mouth...
If you dear mention my mum again, I will look for and I will find you. When I find you, your guess is good as mine. Na express you dey o, be careful.

My eyes on you

HealthRe: Lockdown: A Picture Of Jakande Lekki Axis At Night by kalvoken(m): 10:22pm On Apr 01, 2020
Faber:
Thunder fire ur blokos...bastard
Eze ure!

HealthRe: Pictures Of Aba After Lockdown Today by kalvoken(m): 10:00pm On Apr 01, 2020
Chei, nna eh!

Aba bu village. Ezigbo ime obodo

HealthRe: Lockdown: A Picture Of Jakande Lekki Axis At Night by kalvoken(m): 9:50pm On Apr 01, 2020
Liftedhands:
Be careful with this your gloating.
The guy lacks empty skull, his is totally sand filled.

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