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Please guys, where's Mr. Explorers?

Dude has been on ghost mode for a while now. I miss his vibe whole time

Volkswagen90:
there is no good bullet, that's y they can't like or share. Tapout.

LOL, see how everyone is scared of the two triggers

Like for Mosquitoes, share for bedbugs(a.k.a unknown gunmen)

SpecialAdviser:
Useless 2face. Where is his revolution movement?

This nonsense is where his power reaches.
Coward.

If had been any more useful or even useful as he is, you ought to have done that which you think he failed to do.

Oh I. Forgot, 2face is the Jesus of your time.

LivingDom:
Come on Man utd oh,
this is a must win match in order to be close to the UEFA qualification spot and hope Chelsea will lose against Liverpool tonight,

Mr hope uzodimma! Keep hoping, you hear

Topmaike007:
so you mean Leicester too won't disturb in Europe the same Leicester that finished in quarter final on there first Champions league outing

They don't have the players again, see how well they started the season, but now struggling at the End. Moreover, they don't have the money to spend on players.

maticdamian:
Man Utd to disturb who in UCL? I rather see wolves in ucl instead of man u and Chelsea

Them you problem is too big to be solved.

Maybe you should go and push up Norwich city champions league, so Man u and Chelsea wouldn't go.

Leicester VS man u match will look like man u VS Ajax in eauropa final.

Many players will go home on clutches. Do or die!


As a blues fan, I want man u in top 4 Sha, so that England will disturb Europe come next season.

Or what will happen?

kooler99:
Why did you not show the pictures of the inner streets in oregun. The road from oluyole bus stop till you reach the end that links 7up looks like it was hit by an atomic bomb. You will also see pot holes that can swallow a mac truck.

You see that oregun bus stop to 7 up, those area na confirm rural ghetto.

They all use same pit toilet. Like, anyone from anywhere/house can work in to any toilet and do his/her thing. No single house with borehole there. Full time ghetto is oregun.

joey150:
I haven't insulted him.

The burden is not on me to educate him or you.

Information is as close to us as ever before. Yet, people are more averse to looking for it.

He has a smartphone in his hands. It's called smart for a reason and in this circumstance he's also 'dumb' for a reason.

I won't even go into how we need a word after 'dumbest' to describe you.

Yes, you are right!

Quoting you is the dumbest thing I will ever do.

joey150:
Dumb people using smartphones.

Hmm, yet you couldn't even educate him.

Doesn't that make you dumbest?

You didn't have to Insult him.

martineverest:
the one that was eaten in Lagos about 15 years ago is what?

Could be a whale, but not of same class with this one. Sperm whale?

Disgusting.

Not even Nigerians would eat this one.



Whale, na play I dey o. Don't near here, not even while dreaming.

Hahahahahahaha


Manure fans can not kill me o.

So you mean, Manure team played against DE gea and he won them. Thereby, eliminating them from FA?

Wow! Is Manure team that useless, to be defeated by one player?

See what the two London sides did to the two Manchesters.

Manure should have learn a lesson from arsenal game. But no, Ole with his doll looking face chose to play yeye tactics.

I care not about who wins, in as much its not Manure. But Chelsea go win am sha

Arsenal and Chelsea walking into the final like this, at least till the game commence.

uncle005:
Lampard really put pressure on VAR descision, some foul now will be overlook and ignore.

The foul on Martial should have been a free kick but was ignore.

Which fowl and which martial?

Fowl kor, chicken ni.

Martial should have even been yellow carded

TripA:
I await lampards wailing after Man U rubbishes chealsea. meanwhile Mourinho gave me enough Joy today.

the foxes would revenge with chealsea
Liverpool too won't look like a point Dasher against chealsea all man u has to Foo is maintain this form for two more weeks and we would finish 3

Joseph the dreamer.

Championxxx:
They were doing all this to frustrate me I think she brought them to the house with a mission to frustrate me so I can leave.
I prefer to be in the village than staying somewhere where I am not comfortable

Hey nwa guy, I will advise you to be calm and exercise patience. It's just a matter of time, before you are settled. This is more like a temptation, you alone can overcome it.

Delete that idea of going back to village, to go and do what exactly?
Do you think your mum will be happy to have you back in the village doing nothing all because of your brother's wife? Don't let your mum develop high BP o.

I will suggest you start going home late in the night and leave house early hours. Just do anything possible to endure till the end. If you ask your boss/brother, he mus6have endured something worse than you are doing now.

You need to learn how to keep to yourself. It's not everything you should be reacting to. Trust me, you can treat their Bleep up with silence. When you wake up, just greet everyone and leave for shop when you must have done whatever house chores you ought to do. If you are back from shop, greet them and zokm off to bed. It will not be easy but this will work perfect. Don't let them control your emotions.

Trust me, once they can't predict your feelings. They will be wary of you. You will see them seeking your friendship. Learn never to complain to your brother. Most men are so beclouded by pussy spell that they can never stand for the truth. When they offend you, just take a work and look anything else to cheer you up.


I wouldn't want to go into your brother's wife talk, many women are like that. It's not most because some women are even like mothers to their husband's relatives. I can even tell that she might not be in good terms with your family members. So people must have known her well. Learn to see whatever you pass through in the house a preparation for your tomorrow.

Lastly, don't you ever buy that idea of gifting them or taking them out to buy their love. It will come back to hurt you. They may even frame you up, that. You are now wooing her sister, you know what that means. Unless you want the village you clamor for.
Just be on your own while they enjoy theirselves. This should not affect how you relate with your brother.

How I wish most people are like me, I can spend a whole year with you and will only say good morning, Good afternoon and good night, at most 365 times each. If that's what will make us be in peace. I so much hate qaurel.

Happy birthday, okwute ndi Nigeria.

Nigerians will never forget how you turned onitcha, Anambra state, from a notorious city to a peaceful city.

Hmmm, but those guys are already returning to their old ways. Dec. Last year, someone snatched my phone from my hand, I was too surprised to even pursue him. That was how I lost my phone.

marriagebyigbo:
In a civilized country..
This man and Tinubu shud be in the same cell...

Maximum prison for that matter

Notable prisoners, Orji Kalu and his brother too..

In a civilized country, people like you shouldn't be allowed to exist.

See ur dry bumbum.

Phuck akpa ibi, Phuck the woman and if you try to quote me negatively, then phuuck you too.


I have no damn to give about our polithivescians because they don't give any about me too.

Infact, they two should Phuck theirselves.

So why was no laliga match on fp


Hater can go and hug Kainji dam.

Holla Madrid.

Eriggs:
GOAL for palace
1. 1

VAR don come again o,
e dey look maybe Ayew boot dey offside

Goal cancelled by VAR...another one for man utd

Fear who no fear Manure

SmartProf:
As much as I condemn rape, from my medical knowledge, castration won't stop male rapists from having erection nor stop their sexual urge, it may only stop the production of sperm cells. I want to also know what will be done on female rapists? I hope they are considering the removal of ovaries or bilateral tubal ligation... Then for corruption especially stuffing of dollars in babriga, I think the culprit's hands should be amputated so that he or she will not be able to count and stuff future stollen dollars.

Guy research more. If only you had seen a castrated goat, dog or cat. They are more women than women. Which erection are you talking about.

They are all big bellied(accumulated fats). It was from there I learnt some other benefits of sex aside the usual pleasure and procreation. When you cum, a lot fats go. Reason why when spilling the fluid, you become as powerless as a snake that had just swallowed goat.

TheSourcerer:
Unacceptable ! We are not savages , we are a civil society.

What is civil about a society that goes about raping and killing women all time.

budaatum:
I must say, our parents were mentally ill, and hopefully, we their children have learnt from their illness!

Please indicate which of the reasons listed you'd beat your child for.

Well your opinion matters to you also.

I hope you did watch the video clip where a nigerian boy destroyed his mother's kitchen, for whatever reasons he said the mum doesn't love him enough. I was just wondering, could anyone raised in Nigeria try such with his parents?

So, in as much as some parents over do it, that doesn't mean it's totally wrong.

*Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:*

1. Crying after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are seated
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Loosing a fight with your age mate(my mum would ask if you have eating for nothing)
14. Winning a fight with your age mate (she will still beat you for fighting)
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bath too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die!

Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say .... THANK YOU ���

Hahajahjajajaja.


No woman will accept this toasting. E no go affect the poor, how?

You mean they won't see light again, thus won't get billed?

Or you will device a means where their electricity consumption will be shared and added to that of the rich men?

I don't understand o

EgusiSoup:
I does not knows what careful this one is taking about. Careful of the foam or careful of LASEMA or careful of the tanker or I don't get it

Oga, leave that fulani otondo. He was only programmed to reason unreasonably. Typical of Buhari people., only difference is that no one knows this one, not even seun