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Sports › Re: Checkout The Biggest Transfers In Football by kalvoken(m): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2020
vickydevoka:
No Mata how good u are u can't outshine Messi in attacking midfield
Guy leave Messi. Messi never stopped anyone from shining. Same way you guys pushed neymar to his doom. Now he is in regret.
Sports › Re: Checkout The Biggest Transfers In Football by kalvoken(m): 2:56pm On Aug 06, 2020
How Chelsea did that of Luiz still baffles me. And they later bought him back for 1/4 of that price.
Autos › Re: SOLD: Registered 2004 Toyota Highlander (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2020
Explorers:
So hard bro.
Bro what's up na.

You 've been away since Corona Pandemic or were you just keeping safe?

Your NL students are missing you o. Though, another agric teacher in the person of Zimri is taking your class. We look forward to your return.

Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:43pm On Aug 05, 2020
Zimri:
Cool! cheesy cheesy
Yeah.

Thank you for your job. You have been feeding us well since the absence of explorers. Through your threads, my gallery is getting filled up, nice animal pictures and funny captions. I must commend lalasticlala too, he is balanced when it comes to pushing useless topics(bbn) and the useful ones to fp.

Well doing job.

Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:35pm On Aug 05, 2020
Zimri:
What language is that?♣️♦️✔️ cheesy
Nsk, 042.
Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:17pm On Aug 05, 2020
Jerryolumide:
aswear me sef dey reason am
Explorer disappears, then Zimri appears
Olive oil dey your head.

Something is meaty there. He could be explorers
Politics › Re: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by kalvoken(m): 10:33am On Aug 05, 2020
[quote author= post=92477937]Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

Slow and steady we will get there.

We will keep believing in her.

God bless Nigeria. [/quote]
Politics › Re: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by kalvoken(m):
A country where lawmakers carry hit themselves with chairs and all sorts of weapons, While family the presidency shoot at each other inside government house and no one gets arrested. Yet peaceful protest is a threat the nation
Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:32am On Aug 05, 2020
Op, are you sure you are not explorers in disguise?
Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:28am On Aug 05, 2020
Zimri:
THIS BIRD POPULAR LIKE MADT FOR MY AREA.

PIED CROW!
Ugoloma!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

That's how we call it in my town. Let me know my people here


Not that wise bird. It would fly down from up, and start chasing � chick with bare leg. We dey catch am well well then. Only good at stealing fowl egg.
Travel › Re: Life Lager Beer Lightens Up The Niger Bridge (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2020
dangoteinlaw:
same with trophy, it causes severe headache
If you look well, you see I didn't mention trophy. I prefer Mirinda to that thing called trophy �
Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:45pm On Aug 03, 2020
[quote author=post=92414395]THE PIG[/quote]PIG WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT UP THEIR BABY, STARTING FROM THE TALE, SHOULD THEY FEEL A SLIGHT HUNGER.

[quote author=post=92414395]POULTRY �[/quote]EVEN WITHOUT FEELING STARVING, MY LAYERS BIRDS WERE EATING OFF EACH OTHER'S FLESH. I HAD TO CUT OF THEIR BEAK.
Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:44pm On Aug 03, 2020
kalvoken:
THE PIG (
PIG WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT UP THEIR BABY, STARTING FROM THE TALE, SHOULD THEY FEEL A SLIGHT HUNGER.

[quote author=kalvoken post=92414395]POULTRY � ([/QUOTE])

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING STARVING, MY LAYERS BIRDS WERE EATING OFF EACH OTHER'S FLESH. I HAD TO CUT OF THEIR BEAK.
Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:33pm On Aug 03, 2020
sad
Travel › Re: Photos Of The Man That Died With Two Ladies In Sapele Accident by kalvoken(m): 2:25pm On Aug 03, 2020
Rip

Buh he is a Boy and Not man please
Travel › Re: Life Lager Beer Lightens Up The Niger Bridge (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 1:38pm On Aug 03, 2020
OhBiafra:
Same Hero that has odour?
You were already drunk before carrying out that experiment
Don't. Mind him.
Life is better than hero. I can't even finish a bottle of hero, head ache and odour I battle after taking the drink no be here.
Sports › Re: Chelsea's Pulisic And Azpilicueta To Miss Bayern Munich Clash by kalvoken(m):
Abeg, lamp should play kepa instead of caba!

Dude is no good as kepa jor.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Nigerians Know We Have Done Our Best – Buhari by kalvoken(m): 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2020
Opari!!!!!!
Health › Re: Covid-19 : A Man Climbed The Hospital Window To Watch Over Her Infected Mother by kalvoken(op): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Too bad embarassed
Very touching I must say
Food › Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by kalvoken(m): 9:10pm On Jul 31, 2020
SmartProf:
Lol...the cow get guts based on who the owner be. A certain GCFR on seeing this news will place a distress call accross to ensure nothing happened to the cow.
You mean Buhari?
Health › Covid-19 : A Man Climbed The Hospital Window To Watch Over Her Infected Mother by kalvoken(op):
A palatine was reported by one of the hospital staff to have been climbing the hospital window on daily basis to watch over her infected mother.

Jihad Al-Suwaiti was refused access into the ward by the hospital staffs for safety reasons, so he opted to climbing to the hospital window through the waste pipes to watch over his mother, so as to be sure if she is been taken care of while on sick bed.

He could be seen watching over his mother from the top window, said one of the hospital workers. He spend almost all his time daily , watching over the mother who is fighting for her life on the sick bed.

Unfortunately, the mother passed away after some days, Jihad Al-Suwaiti was devastated being the last born. He could not believe the news when he was informed about his mother's death. Though as time went on, he learnt to live on.

Source : https://www.boredpanda.com/man-watches-mother-hospital-until-she-passes-away-covid-19/

Travel › Re: Abuja-keffi Road, 3rd Mainland & Onitsha Bridges- Busiest In Nigeria- FMWH by kalvoken(m): 10:08am On Jul 31, 2020
softeeg:
Im sure southerners make the road bussiest
Same way tribalism is making your brain busiest!!!

No be only busiest na business.. Must everything be viewed tribally by you?

Family › Re: Foreign Used Sewing Machine by kalvoken(m): 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2020
How much for only the head?
Sports › Re: Kepa Is Resigned To NEVER Playing For Chelsea Again Ahead Of FA Cup Final by kalvoken(m): 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
I guess kepa's problem is his body size. As a kepa, you need hight and stamina, of which he lacks both.

He is too short to be kepa. Chelsea second choice is no match for the boy, but because of his height, he always appear to be near kepa.
Foreign Affairs › Russian President, Vladimir Putin: Africans See Africa As Cemetery by kalvoken(op): 8:52am On Jul 30, 2020
According to the Facebook post, Putin was made a remark on how Africans don't value their continent. He narrated how typical it is of an African person, when he gets rich or attain a certain position, his mentality will be erased of anything Africa except when he or she dies and would be buried in Africa.

First thing is to open accoun with a bank in
Switzerland, France for medical check ups, invest in Germany, purchase from Dubai, everything he consumes is Chinese.
Best prayers are carried out in Rome and Mecca. He travels to Canada, USA, Europe for tourism.

If he eventually dies, he will be taken back to his home country in Africa to be buried. How can Africa develop when Africa is just cemetery to Africans - Putin

The president did not state anywhere in the post, what Africans buy or do in Russia.

Source -

https://m.facebook.com/pressexpressngr/photos/a.100343454844564/195629188649323/?type=3&source=48&_rdc=1&_rdr

Family › Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by kalvoken(m): 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
imiski:
If I were the husband I'ld drive off and leave my wife there. Her attitude shows lack of respect for the husband.
The man is an arshole!

While did he have to come down to plead with her. My wife nursing that thought is a taboo for her not to mention vomiting it out.

Imagine the nerves, I'm in. Your life now, so why is she still there?
Like dude should divorce his mum because he married you or what exactly.?

my favorite quote to my wife: YOU CAN BECOME. MY EX WIFE, but I xan never have an ex brother, sister, or parents! so, RESPECT MY FAMILY MORE THAN YOU DO TO ME.
Sports › Re: Timo Werner Says Lampard Was The Main Attraction For Him At Chelsea by kalvoken(m): 10:08am On Jul 29, 2020
Dude look strong and promising, but I don't like the media hype. It will only draw more bad belle defenders to him.

One like that man city Fernando can even injure you on your first match. Before you return, your would lost your good form.
Sports › Re: See Andy Ruiz Remarkable Body Transformation Since His Defeat To AJ (photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2020
Yoruba people are naturally boxers!

We down east are wrestling like fighters.


Guess Andy Ruiz never dreamed of becoming a boxer when he acquired those fats.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Vardy Wins Premier League Golden Boot, Beats Ings, Aubameyang & Sterling by kalvoken(m): 7:32pm On Jul 26, 2020
Ilovebigboobs:
Yhh Truly well deserved, buh would have loved Danny Wings winning it.. 22 goals and none came from the spot while playing for a Average team like Southampton.
so Leicester is aboverage team abi.

Vardy won it and he deserves it
Politics › Re: Wike Campaigns For Obaseki, Says "Today Is The End Of Godfatherism In Edo" by kalvoken(m): 9:48pm On Jul 25, 2020
Rest in peace to those that would kill themselves for one useless Nigerian politician. PDP=APC=PDP=APC......

YOUR US WORTH MORE THAN ANYONE'S LOOTING CAREER.

GEJ.

Phones › Re: 5 Must Have Accessories For Smartphone Owners by kalvoken(m): 2:06pm On Jul 24, 2020
RuthIeluv:
It has a holder which comes with a charging port. Most dispatch riders use it
And you made it a must have for us all, as if we are dispatch riders abi na uba sef
Phones › Re: 5 Must Have Accessories For Smartphone Owners by kalvoken(m): 5:43am On Jul 24, 2020
Only number one is a. Must.


What would a bike man do with a phone holder?

I had never charged my phone with a power bank

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