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Crime › Re: FBI Arrests 13 Nigerians Over $30 Million Cyber Fraud by kalvoken(m): 5:27pm On Mar 16, 2020

You are from Ogrute?

Imufu

Politics › Re: Generator Ban Bill: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Bima Enagi by kalvoken(m): 1:00pm On Mar 12, 2020

wilemer:
are u really this dumb or you are just pretending?

He has always been o. They were only two then; himself and sarki, before the perpetual zombie evolved in the person of dead meat seller. But sarki seems to be regaining his mental fluids.

You must Be new bere..

Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by kalvoken(m): 9:15am On Mar 11, 2020

[quote author=MrBONE2 post=87344140][/quote]Becareful because any fainting will be tagged covid 9 abi na 19

Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Mar 11, 2020

Manure united will make it 7 for him on Sunday

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigerian Man Tests Positive For Deadly Virus In US by kalvoken(m): 10:42am On Mar 08, 2020

Emu4life:
Let him stay there. He's probably one of those idiots calling this country shithole

See how you made yourself look like idiot with this comment of yours. On Sunday morning.

Mad o.

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Travel › Re: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by kalvoken(m): 10:39am On Mar 08, 2020

If only I can bundle Buhari and lie Muhammad to this place, so I freeze their brain to ice there.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by kalvoken(m): 10:13pm On Mar 01, 2020

BlueMann:
Surprised we're even arguing whether the last el clasico was boring

Shows how very boring the ongoing match is.

El classic with no Ronaldo is nothing but an El, nothing classic there

Politics › Re: Nigeria Well-equipped To Handle Cases Of Coronavirus, Says Lai Mohammed by kalvoken(m): 11:41pm On Feb 28, 2020

Chamberlin1983:
what kind of prayer is this

Prayer of CHANGE. When we get to NEXT LEVEL PRAYER, their families will be included

Politics › Re: Nigeria Well-equipped To Handle Cases Of Coronavirus, Says Lai Mohammed by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Feb 28, 2020

God Have mercy on common nigerians.

May corrona virus be the portion of our politians, starting from GMB to the local government councilors.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump And Wife Arrives India, Welcomed By Thousands In Stadium(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:54pm On Feb 24, 2020

Please who can help us with the picture of Buhari with Trump and picture of Trump with the prime Minister of India huh

Politics › Re: Zungeru Building Where Lord Lugard Signed Nigeria's Amalgamation Lies In Ruins by kalvoken(m): 10:09am On Feb 23, 2020

Felixamos:
In the absense of lord lugard, @mannabgrills step forward...

I never knew there's some else who hate that zombie as much as I do. Seeing his comments make me wanna throw up.

I made your likes 111 and your share 11. That's my Sunday gift to you grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 22nd February 2020 by kalvoken(m): 2:37pm On Feb 22, 2020

Man u can beat Chelsea all they want, na. Tottenham go suffer am last.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Olympiacos Vs Arsenal: Europa League (0 - 1) On 20th February 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:28pm On Feb 20, 2020

zigzagluv:
steaming link please , the jbstream de f up

No be only steaming, na boiling.

grin

Phones › Re: Who Still Has Memories Of These Nokia Phones? (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:02am On Feb 19, 2020

emeijeh:
I saw my N95 8gb last week in one of my old bag, powered it on.

It still came on.
Nokia!

sefan.ru
waptrick.com

Those 2 sites suffer for legends hand
If you know, you know.

You Sabi am. Sefan ru and getjar

Sports › Re: Man City To Be Stripped Of 2014 Premier League Title by kalvoken(m): 10:11pm On Feb 16, 2020*

Maybe they would even reverse that 6-0

Up Chelsea

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Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 7:00am On Feb 12, 2020

Simplyleo:
That is confidence personified.

Let unknown beings from the outer space participate in election, Buhari will defeat ipob candidate athifku before 9 am on election day. FACT. Ipob miscreants to argue with lamidi cownu.

Ipob, see the simpleton here. Bia gwoo nu ya ji mmanu

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Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 6:57am On Feb 12, 2020

Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 6:53am On Feb 12, 2020

Simpletonleo Don buy market this morning.
Early morning swear, e dey catch well well o,. Especially for the foolish ones.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian Government Chopper Shot Down By Rebels (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:49am On Feb 12, 2020

mvem:
is the Syrian gov not terrorist to by US

TV/Movies › Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by kalvoken(m): 8:55pm On Feb 09, 2020

Another madness

Politics › Re: Nigeria’s New Visa Policy: 13 Things You Should Know by kalvoken(m): 11:13am On Feb 07, 2020*

A Country where;

*the cheapest commodity is human life

*the illiterates lead while the litrates follow.

*pick pockets die by firing sqaud, while the kidnappers, boko haram and everything terrorists are rehabilitated and then sent back to continue their mayhem.

*suspected yahoo Boys are killed openly for inflicting hardship on their victims by scamming them, while nigerian politicians who loot, loot a d loot billions, trillions are being protected every minute of their lives by same security men.

You mean nigeria? Okay as a nigerian, if you are asked to denounce ur citizenship for that of USA or Canada or any European country, will you think it twice?

Well, European citizens unlike we nigerians have been living in heaven while still on earth. So, they always try to risk their lives just to explore. After seeing human brain on the pictures from ONDO robbery yesterday, I think the world should delist Nigeria from countries of the world.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s New Visa Policy: 13 Things You Should Know by kalvoken(m): 11:13am On Feb 07, 2020

I'm not really surprised that NG(Northern government) slashed the visa fee for USA citizens, rather am surprised that USA citizens pay to come to Nigeria.

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Phones › Re: MTN Now Charges 7.5% Vat On Every Call That Is Made by kalvoken(m): 8:08am On Feb 06, 2020

So none of you had experienced this on text messages?

Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by kalvoken(m): 12:28pm On Jan 27, 2020

sotall:
We have seen the girl's face.

Let's see the video so we can compare

Seconded

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Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by kalvoken(m): 12:24pm On Jan 27, 2020*

Arrewa:
Akuya shut the hell up... The ladies involve ain't Hausas... But lantang minority tribe in jos

So what point are you making?

You just repeated what he said. Or, is lantern abi na zlatan Igbos?

JayB11:
Uncle if u had finished school and gone for NYSC in the North, u will realize that the North is not made up of only one tribe "Hausa". For crying out loud, Hausa is only a "Major" spoken Language in the North. If i speak my tribal language, a Hausa man will not know kpimmm! But if he speaks A-Z, i know all. Ask for clarifications if u wish.....Ignorance is shitty.

You guys are funny. So because an ibadan man has a different dialect from that of ijebu woman, that automatically means ibadan is not core yoruba.

If you go down to Enugu state, they have numerous languages. In udi, you have ezeagu, egede and many more, each with their own languages. Likewise Nsukka, Enugu ezike has their language, opi, umurumgbe. Does that make any of them relevant or more igbos than the rest

Ignorance is no shitty, being ignorant and not knowing is.

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