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Crime › Re: COVID-19: El Chapo's Sons Lockdown Mexican City, Send Men To Torture Violators by kalvoken(m): 3:20pm On May 06, 2020
It can only be you people (going by the moniker).

I once read where a guy chose Usama bin laden as his role model.
Crime › Re: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by kalvoken(m):
I hope the man is no longer alivehuh

The heart of a human can be cruel. If he so much cherish a male child over female, he ought to have married a man to birth for him. I do not even wish to imagine the trauma of this act to the wife.

I blame those with him when the incident happened, someone should have planked him to death.

Family › Re: How Did You Feel After Your First Child? by kalvoken(m): 10:50pm On May 05, 2020
ColdInHeart:
like your sense of humourlike your sense of humour
Thank you, though I copied it.
Family › Re: How Did You Feel After Your First Child? by kalvoken(m): 9:39pm On May 05, 2020
Hoping to know what's like in near future.


BTW, I'm not adding this year to my age because I didn't spend it
Family › Re: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by kalvoken(m): 11:58am On May 05, 2020
NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?
Guy your line is off. How many times does your colleague visit to know your 15yrs daughter needs a bra. Or how did your friend get to know wife want a g-string.


Op clearly said it that he took the said girl together with his children, for shopping. Probably, they all selected what they needed and the man just made the payment.

You almost sound like the said wife, if you are. Count yourself lucky to have a sisi as a husband. He is doing your job for you and you are busy picking up a fight.

Some women!

Politics › Re: Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 10 Years After. Says He Was 'Selfless' & 'Modest' by kalvoken(m): 10:31am On May 05, 2020
Dear yar'adua,


Your brother have set ablaze, everything you set up. Also, those old fat men on babariga in national assembly are now kings and lords of wire wire.


Help us by feeding them a covid-19 slap every 1 ½ hr of the day.

RIP
Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by kalvoken(m): 9:18pm On May 03, 2020
martineverest:
as in u were alive when Bob Marley died
grin grin grin grin

Hearing that he is dead after falling in love with their lyrics pained me. I no lie o
Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by kalvoken(m): 9:08pm On May 03, 2020
Osadebe

Oliver de coque

Lucky dube

Tupac

Bob Marley

And others
Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19: China Mocks America's Response In Animated Video by kalvoken(m): 2:43pm On May 03, 2020
Foolish idea
Health › Re: COVID-19: Borno Confirms 11 Deaths, 69 Infections by kalvoken(m): 8:43am On May 03, 2020
lipsrsealed


Only. GOD can help Nigeria now.

Countries with sensible government are not finding it any good in this Pandemic, imagine Nigeria with empty headed gorrilas in government.

You and I with our loved ones shall tell the story. We shall not mourn any of our family members
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 41st Birthday Today by kalvoken(m): 8:31am On May 03, 2020
Beautiful
Foreign Affairs › Re: Canada Bans 1,500 Kinds Of Assault Weapon After Mass Shooting That Killed 22 by kalvoken(m): 9:25pm On May 02, 2020
Just imagine government legalizing fire arms here in Nigeria, Lagos and Kanno population will drop to less than 100 persons each.


The rate of drug abuse in these two states is mind blowing.


Mind you, when I say drug, I mean those stuff they mix in a soft drink plastic. Not even normal puffs

Travel › Re: Why We Joined US, Canada Evacuation Trains — Dual-citizen Nigerians by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On May 02, 2020
meekhat:
A particular MOD keep deleting my threads in this forum. Nawa oh! Who did I offend? I am neither racist nor tribalistic!

MODs Westin I do na
Buhari said more than that

Politics › Re: Coronavirus, Lateef Raheem Burial: '50 Policemen, Others Attended’ - Abiodun by kalvoken(m): 10:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
grin


Laws are. Meant. For the poors
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland Crossword Quiz 2 by kalvoken(m): 8:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
prinsam30:
the guy is OK, it's just that, the guy's little bit depressed right now, E-Money is not trying at all
Hmm. People just need to take things easy, and limit their expectations.

One day e go better, just a matter of time
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland Crossword Quiz 2 by kalvoken(m): 8:30pm On Apr 28, 2020
chaarly:
whoever gets all the questions is likely to be the Liquid metal the Indaboski pahose of Nairaland grin
congrats in advance.

i only remember Airforce1. i kinda miss him tho smiley
Where the guy dey sef. It has really been long o.

We stopped reading about e-money after he disappeared. Hope people close to him do check on him.


E-money fall the guy hand. grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland Crossword Quiz 2 by kalvoken(m): 8:18pm On Apr 28, 2020
Excess garri won't allow man to think straight or even see well.


I appreciate your effort in trying to make our day with something different. but hey, the puzzle on how to live up to average is keeping me busy.


So I go just dey watch the great thinkers

Politics › Re: MURIC Says Kano Deaths Suggest Plot To Depopulate Muslims by kalvoken(m): 1:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
Tobinrobin:
This man should be tested ASAP. He’s a mad one. I’m a Muslim & I can’t help but marvel at the level of ignorance & conspiracy theories of some Muslims.
That's because you are a southern Muslim.

Core northerners use being a Muslim to cover their Illiteracy.

Imagine someone saying he wouldn't use a hand senitizer because he heard it contains alcohol and that's haram.

Politics › Re: MURIC Says Kano Deaths Suggest Plot To Depopulate Muslims by kalvoken(m):
grin


Wetin Iya basira no go see for inside their shalanga toilet.

Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by kalvoken(m): 8:02pm On Apr 27, 2020
Mr. Buhari just tell us if we are to start going out on our daily business Or Not Later you can do all other talkings
Health › Re: EL Salvador Prison Ingnores Social Distance Rules, Cram Hundreds Of Inmates(Pic) by kalvoken(m): 8:16am On Apr 27, 2020
Why are they all wearing tattoos. Are they in same gang group?


On the other hand, they are law truly law abiding. If na here, there can't be any orderliness as seen up there. One kabiru will stand up and nothing will happen.
Travel › Re: Lockdown: My Visit To Street Market In Greece (photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:47pm On Apr 26, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
Very ugly broke frustrated Op. We in Canada making good cash as a senior lawyer dont make noise.

And you are here seeking for fame. Imagine all the broke guys commenting and hailing there fellow broke guy.

Mtcheeeeeew
Talk of someone who's probably loading wooden planks at mushin market.

Canada kor, Anaconda ni

Christianity Etc › Re: Message From Archbishop Of Onitsha, Okeke, About Resumption Of Church by kalvoken(m): 9:44pm On Apr 26, 2020
Skmoda360:
Did something like this happen in 2010.
2020 is no same with 2010

3030, 4040, 5050 and so on
Christianity Etc › Re: Message From Archbishop Of Onitsha, Okeke, About Resumption Of Church by kalvoken(m): 9:01pm On Apr 26, 2020
How will I explain to my kids and grand kids how 2020 caged everyone inside house, only the animals were allo8to move freely.


I will advise every country to make preparations towards year 3030

Health › Re: COVID-19: Heartbreaking Moment Elderly Man Receives Late Wife's Ashes In U.S. by kalvoken(m): 10:11pm On Apr 25, 2020
Jesu
Health › Re: 74 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Kano Confirmed By Governor Ganduje by kalvoken(m): 10:04pm On Apr 25, 2020
Fear aboki man.

Even without testing, they can detect a covid-19 case.

So oga gandollar, what of the dead bodies , what's behind their death?
Health › Re: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by kalvoken(m): 4:51pm On Apr 24, 2020
UndauntedYOCA:
How you corrected him so politely is really commendable!!!
He did his best. No one in his right sense would talk rude to someone who took his time to educate people on something very important. If he had not brought up the idea, I wouldn't have aired my own opinion.

So he still deserves the credit.
Health › Re: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by kalvoken(m): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2020
saasala:
I am a plumber (Been off plumbing for a while now) and your analogy is 100% correct.
I know plumbing material business
Health › Re: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by kalvoken(m): 12:42pm On Apr 24, 2020
manuel4real:
he is not totally right? but I can't see any form of correction here
He said the snake gain access by chasing rat into the pipe hole. How did the hole in the pipe come about. I am not disputing his opinion, only that he started the bathing from stomach, if you understand me.

grin grin
Health › Re: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by kalvoken(m):
Op nice work but you are not totally right.

Snake inside toilet System is as a result of broken chamber, pipes or not well covered soak away. If you have a soak away with a good air inlet, no snake can gain access into it not to talk of locating the pipe that leads to your house.

Also some people are fond of not covering their slabs as it was formerly after repair work. This can lead to snakes or other things turning the slab to their home and sometimes paying you a visit inside the house. So after the plumber had done his repairs, make sure he cement the slabs well enough so you won't tell stories that touch the heart.

Also, when running your waste pipe, try and get a thick pipe because rats can easily make hole on a light pipe thereby creating avenue for other creatures to make use of it.

As per the floor drainage filter.that you suggested to be covered with a piece of tiles, if you have done all the aforementioned, I don't think their is need for that. Just avoid removing the filter cover on the drainage system. Many people remove it because they want the waste/bath water to move out faster. It is very dangerous, he that invented it did so for a reason. Remember to always cover your washing hand basins and sink with the rubber cover that comes with the drainage system.

My opinion though.
Sports › Re: UEFA Confirms UCL Places To Be Decided By Merit If Season Can't Be Finished by kalvoken(m): 11:29am On Apr 24, 2020
Why can't dey just wait till when the Pandemic is over, then the league would be completed. They made the calendar, they can still change it.


I just wish to prove my worth to Manure united and the rest haters. And I can only do that by beating bayern munchen to qualify for next round.


Proudly a blues fan

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