₦airaland Forum

eTECTIV:
Is dat a soccer pitch or a rice farm? Na even Owu dey support dem sef, no wonder

When cow won't allow grass to grow there.

Abeg no BMcow should quote me, I have a running stomach.

Smellymouth:
Penalties conceded by Luiz at Chelsea 4 in 160 appearances. At Arsenal 2 in 4 appearances.

Dude is on a mission.

Arsenal and luiz on the background.


Chelsea fc is like:

As a Chelsea fan, I am happy for arsenal on David Luiz's performance so far.

EbukaHades10:
No be fight na. Now it isn't Chelsea in particular, abi?


This is Epl and anybody fit win league, case in point, Leicester City.

May God keep us alive

Or NORWICH CITY FC

EbukaHades10:
They don start again

Mr THOMAS. I am not saying Chelsea in particular will win the league, but a team like Chelsea that we all never thought would make top four not to mention winning it.

May God keep us alive, I will remind you this qoute come July next year.

Trust me, neither Liverpool nor man city will win the premier league this season.

Chelsea could even surprise all by claiming the title

helinues:
This people mumu gan oo..

A former head of states wont have certificates.. Una mumu have no duplicates oo

You are the idiot here, why is it hard for you to open your mouth for us to see, yet you keep shouting that you have teeth.

Our generation to come will not take it easy on for the record we allowed APC buhari to set.

adonis89:
This photo says it all

I watched him on AIT this morning. The guy said nothing but the truth

DELE MUMU DO, should enjoy the change he asked for. Even though it may not affect him that directly, it will be on record that in this computer age century, an illiterate jihadist herder with an empty skull ruled the educated millions of people in Africa's most populated country.

History will never forget. And so will our generation to come never forgive us.

culf:
my brother, na de country wey we dey be that o.

This is has gone beyond country and government. It is pure wickedness, how can you pray for someone who has been cleaning for 8 years to still go on in cleaning. Not as if he/she will be paid any decent amount.

Kenoxman:
So you came back from church "damn famished" and the next thing u do is to turn on ur TV ? Followed by opening a thread on Nairaland?
My dear, u are not serious. Pls go back to church.
Thought you were going to say something about food.
Or is it that the meaning of "famished" changed overnight?

I bet you have never been so Hungary that you find it hard to even open mouth and eat.

As I just got back from church today being Sunday, I was damn famished as church activities like fund raising and all others almost made the service to last for a whole day. Thank God for the officiating priest who stepped on toes to manage time.

So, upon getting home very tired, I tuned to a local TV station GALAXY TELEVISION, airing there was a comedy show. But something happened that made me wonder how wicked some people can be. There was this advertisement on vacancy for cleaners in a particular company/office( I can't say which it is presicely because it wasn't mentioned) at 58 Michael Ogun street Ikeja. And the requirement is 8 years experience.

My God, complete 8 good years experience in cleaning. HABA!!! So, how much would such a person be paid. If this is not wickedness then I ask you guys to caption it for me.



well happy Sunday guys

They probably broke it down to him. Maybe it would have been much better if they had tendered the bill with every changes summed up. He would have taken it with good faith, but telling someone that he is charged 3k for seating on a seat to eat the food he purchased from you is outrageous. A Nigerian for that matter.



Op abeg come enter ride, I need to see that place

ct2:
an ipob spotted , are your people not the real cause of the crisis, now we are putting our differences aside to raise to the occasion you are saying rubbish

You are the silly one here. How did you arrive to him being a Nigerian

Abi head dey spin you

We are our main enemy.

The idiot should be transferred to LAGOS where he would be paraded publicly. All because of penny, he was willing to sell his people.

blesskewe:
But Bubu day look like mumu

I hate that guy
But what can I do?

What do you mean by look like mumu, is he not mumus

Sellfish:
Stone Buhari in Japan and have many Pythons dance on your relatives in Eastern Nigeria

Not forgetting that it has been a while since restive Nothern Youths have killed Ibos on a large scale...and they are waiting for an excuse, no matter how lame, to butcher Ibos in Northern Nigeria....Remember they have not forgiven you guys for not voting Buhari

To whom head is given, sense is expected....

You may behave as you like in Diaspora and get away with it...but is all that misbehaviour worth the lives of your relatives in Nigeria?

Every action has a repercussion.....Ibos can wake their own fathers with a bicycle kick just like they did to Ekweremadu.that one is a problem they can settle among themselves in their Umunna village meeting...

But they should not be silly enough to export their their disrespect to Buhari...Northerners value their elders and can bring down hell for them

A word is enough for the ....

Honestly if Nigeria were to be a reasonable country, nairaland is supposed to be shot down for good. The forum has aided tribalism, division, hate speech and many more unfriendly acts than any other site in Africa.

How can a jobless idiot, a nobody who's probably being fed by his parents spew trash of thus volume in a once national site like nairaland and his trash comment is not taken down

Is seun osew still alive or what happened?

Well to O.P I would advice you, in case if you a bandits or whatever type of idiotic criminal you are, no one ha a monopoly to violence. As you know that igbos in the north are multiples of hausas in the east, that is how impossible it will be for the hausas to over power them. When the war you all are calling for arrives, you yourself will not be alive to share you experience because I will definitely find you and send you to hell.

Psqaure ft Rick rose should top the list

Nigeria jagajaga truly

sofiscatedmoron:
when your phone lost you used a second or friends phone to dial your number, then the thief sent you text ,either with your own phone or anothet phone,
hope you understand

It wasn't stated on the post, so one needed to ask

priceaction:
How did he get the message?via which phone and number? Who is fooling who? If it's Facebook, understandable because the guy might send message before logging him out? But text messages to another number? How did he know the number?

I was beginning to doubt the saying "you can all fool one person all the time but can't fool everyone all the time"


Thank you for standing out among those on FP.

Barondenigeria:
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What's going on? Why are the comments exactly opposite the thread's content??

You must be new here.

Those guys no be am. More less "the thread is of no use to them.

So when is he going to commission the project. "Political thriving environment".

At least, we can now put his now on the book to have commissioned something as a governor.

If buhari is a dunce, Yamaha below is DUNCEST

[quote author= post=81387927]Na so MADNESS dey start!

The only positive we see in this is that, he is a man of his words![/quote]Unlike buhari, your god.

So you really do have sense, but tribalism/hatred won't allow you to use it.

Afamed:
The court in Ochanja market or Enugu Ezike?

Oga hapukwa okwu ezike-oba n'ala naira nke a.


Ejikwana ezike maa aka

Niceman4u:
is this a true life story or a movie script?
if it is a true life story ur deserves to be made the chief driver of the nation

A true life story. Though I am not the driver, my uncle is.