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[quote author= post=83079547]The same amount Jonathan and his fellow criminals spent on just 'cutleries' some years ago.
Just on spoons and forks and napkins......food exclusive!


They looted our country blind!
There was a country![/quote]I curse the day you registered in nairaland.

Ijiotu

BravoDe:
Wait bro, u mean five weeks is too much? lol

If I never shaved in a week, it will be as if I'm going insane

Yes I'm never arguing about MI being bigger than vector in rap industry.

But talking about their diss songs, VECTOR VIPERED MI, his punch lines were really harsh. MI never said anything meaningful in his song.

Lyrically, I declare VIPER the winner. Snake don take cover.

LeoFish92:
So I went to this shop in my new hood to cut my hair. I had gone 5 weeks without a haircut and was already looking like a Wild animal.

Met the young barber and my intuition rang the alarm bells: he looks like an apprentice!!

I ignored the warnings and sat on the swivel chair. I desperately needed a haircut!

Afro punk, I told him, and proceeded to instruct him on how I love it. Has to be bespoke!.

He nodded in affirmation, grabbed the clipper and gave me a shocker.....

When I saw his grasp of the clipper -- feeble and weak, and his strokes, lacking finesse and the dexterity of a professional barber -- I knew I was in for trouble.

15 mins later and he had already given me a hair cut I never knew existed.

He finished and I was still looking like a Wild Animal; a domesticated wild Animal.

He looked at me and I could see guilt written all over his face. He knows.

I wasn't mad at him. Baby steps he was taking. One day, he'll become a pro.

But will I go back to his shop? Not in this life.

Haba! Five good weeks without hair cut. Were you mad?

No porn intended bro, but I'm just wondering

SendAbroad:
Indolmie generation.

Lol, I guess you are abacha generation then

Okay I'm derailing a bit from the topic

After listening to the two diss songs from MI and Vector, I discovered two things;

Rap wise, M.I rolled better in his own song.

but Lyrics wise,

guy let's be honest, Vector finished MI. He was just punching MI with a well known lines, while MI was repeating '' I'm your papa, I will play maturity ".

Primary and secondary school love is one thing I laugh over anytime I flashback to those days. Imagine so many written letters on sheets of papers that were never given to the girl, probably for fear of being rejected or another.

Just like the case of Kenneth omeruo, some girls had the luxury of having cell phone before we guys. So we would just use either mummsy's phone or that of our elder ones to send her text. No one ever tried his or P.mans phone, who wan die.

So Guys, did you ever practiced this?

Okay, two grown perpetual liars want to feed themselves with over a billion naira per annum, but are against another man feeding taking home 36000 yearly for his general spending.

What a life.

Plead:




Jonathan is a prime example of not all men are men.


Obasanja and his cohorts made a grave mistake by picking Jonathan over ibori for the office of the president ...ibori would’ve made us proud

Jonathan lacks balls - Political wise and family wise .... his wife runs the home.


I wonder what he’s going to tell buhari Beg him to be as weak and stupid as him or beg him to come and fix the bridge linking rivers state with bayela state?

Oke mkpi

somehow:
Didn't you see where he was always complaining of no airtime and where he said he needed to call her while her mother was around because he was only able to get to her through her mother's phone?

Meaning they both were young and the girl had no phone then.

Meaning at the age of 14 Kenneth has been lodging a girl in a hotel or did he received his girlfriend in his father's house?

Did you also see where he talked about baby wares and giving the girl load? Has he been f@cking since 14?

andrew444:
Kenneth omeruo is 25 and he is sharing chat from 11 years ago abi? meaning he has been chatting his wife when he was 14 that means she will be 10 years or 11 years old then, lol

Kenneth just tell the world say na football age him use o

lol

Abeg you guys should not koba this guy.

His cho-cho-cho too much too.

Village been calling and its a pity he has picked their call

Trust Nigeria police and the politicians, they will soon negotiate his release. He is the hitman of most agege politicians.

This guy has killed so many people in agege, dopemu precisely. Scorpion had been arrested on so many occasions but the obas always bailed him out. Their family is a cultic family. The mother makes their juju for them.

Sometime ago I did reported about the killing of a boy in pako field in akowonjo under alimosho LGA, on day of pako day carnival. Scorpion was the killer.

He single handedly closed down aluminium village in dopemu, agege LGA, the biggest aluminum village in west Africa, for good three to four days. Goods worth of millions of naira were damaged by scorpion with no provocations.


I hope this time he would be served a life time jail so that people of agege LGA can close one of their eyes while sleeping.

What did we do as Nigerians to merit these punishment from this occultic men of leaders

Oga, we are talking of you constructing a good road, you are talking of filling potholes. Shey your head no dey pain you so? Abi na Lagos potholes you dey talk about.

AFO akpu governor!

I wonder how this men close their eyes at night knowing what people pass through because of them.

Who knows he may share akamu to people next.

majamajic:
go watch the video na

haba

Someone that's on Glo free mode. How can he watch video

Smellymouth right now.

Yoruba, Igbo and maybe Benue or calabar.

Leave hausa language alone else it will drag you back just as they are holding Nigeria down.

daddytime:
Funny looking creatures.

Their skin color dey confusing.

Walayi you be ijiot.

I had to take another look at their photo. Funny enough, you weren't lying.

Tobinrobin:
You’re not wrong. I doubt if he knows where he is sometimes. Yet some people feel he’s their savior. It’s so pathetic

You mean the stupid BBQ idiots?

Albinoflash:
Today is my last day on nairaland and my last day on earth,this life is truely unfair to some people,i can't continue to dwell in misery.am gonna miss nairaland and football when am gone.11pm tonight the gate of hell will be opened to me.i have been the worst creature since birth and i curse that day i was born 25th december 1992.what a wasted life

Guy don't jump out of hot room to fire.

You have every reason to live.

Think about you indispensable mother, she doesn't deserve such a punishment from you. Your dad nko, think about your siblings and friends. You do not need to tow that path. Many are passing through a worst situation.

Mail me your account, I will credit you so you can take a week off your stress with a full one week hot girl. She will sex you back to life. How can you think of suicide when budwiis there to help you carry your burden.

Guy think multiple times. I do not know you, but I need you alive.

biomustry:
Probably cos they know he cant compete wit d likes of messi, cr, neymar n mbappe so they chuk am inside kante, busi, krischociwak n guendouzi

How come the good neymar was no where near the list, as he good reach?

Smellymouth:
He's bloody right....

I was telling a friend that this was how Wenger kept Arsenal in bondage of beautiful football without results for years... He will have 70% possessions but will lose the game at the end.

What mou said is actually deep but real.

Mourinho should go and die.

As far as we are concerned, he is a jobless man.

Manure with all their spending have no hope of making top 6 (their birthright)/thus season. Chelsea with a fielder's team are holding a world team to a stand still and one man is somewhere saying nonsense.

What a joke!

Is just like saying Mr obafemi Hamzat the debuty of Lagos state is more powerful than tinubu.

Who says that I mean who in his right sense says that

Please I have been looking for SMELLY MOUTH.

has anyone seen him?

DocH:
Optional as in I have to indicate in my deposit/withdrawal slip I want to pay charge or not? Which kind country is this.

I swear this your comment got me laughing out loud. even though it's not something to laugh about, but I guess as typical Nigerians we are. They no we will get used to it. Quite a pity!

jarkbauer:
Nairaland need to step up abeg. The title of this song is Fall not If.

More like IF YOU FALL.

Capriconaziz:
Happy new year to u and d purge

I wish you the same

In as much as I see anyone that would join cultism as a brain dead fellow, I think they are still better than all this Muslim terro fighting for an unknown course.

At least they are fighting for political gains, superiority and gangsterism just like those mc oluomo them, whom our politician have given monopoly to electing office holders. Unlike the buhari type of extremists who believe they are killing people here including themselves for an unforseen virgirns awaiting them in the hell.

Mind you, every Muslim is a terror in making or already made. If you doubt me ask seun what he is hiding in Muslim section that no one can comment there unless you swore an affidavit. If that's not extremism then you tell me.


Abeg no one should slam me, I dey purge since last.month

One thing I love Nigerians for is that they can complain for Africa, provided it's done online. And everything will end there as they try to adapt to the more sufferness imposed on them. The moment you mention street protest, then will they remember your tribe.


Okay back to the topic. What has the federal government done with the money they have been recovering that they need to rob people in the name taxation. You claim to encourage cashless policy yet you tax people for depositing their money in the bank. Why not only during withdrawal? I can remember the husge sum recovered from abacha's loot then was dashed out to the poor(according to buhari and osibanjo), probably because they do not have any project to channel the money to. I am yet to see any Nigerian from my side testify onhow he/she got any free money from them.

That was how I went to fidelity bank to withdraw 900k+ then, like 4 months ago, the guy hinted me that I would be charge close to 14k for withdrawing above 5hk..
I just asked him to give me 450k while I go to another bank to withdraw the rest "THEIR FATHER".


I will advice Nigerians to open multiple bank accounts with different banks. That way you can do as you like.

Well, they say a journey of mikes begins with a step, I am on my way to Canada already. After hearing that lady that as she slammed USA in favour of Canada, my life no dey de same again.

You the op, the court and the white lady dey all mad.


How did she know it was a Nigerian that scammed her. Thunder fire you all

Joshmodest:
None of this listed clubs , would even make it into the finals ....
UCL finalist : Man united vs Arsenal ..
Take it to the bank !

Smellymooluth abeg na you be this