₦airaland Forum

Football is crazy I must say. Was it not arsene Wenger's arsenal that Bayern beat 5/1 at home and. 1/5 away?? Now they intend to employ him to replace someone that has been only 5/1.


Bayern wan jam tiper full of sand

So someone is trying to tell me that someone survived from this CARQUAKE?


JESUS IS LORD..

Sometimes, when God performs miracle in our lives, it will look like a film trick.


Even the victims of the accident wouldn't believe that that was the car they were saved from.

EKENE DILI CHUKWU

Eyaah!

At least to make him feel belonging.

Iheanacho buzi iheanachoghi. What do I know, Dude can buy the whole of my village while resting on bench.

Baba God, I know you have plan for me.

Manure united must relegate this season

One way or the other, buhari must have had a family root to Edo state. If not, how would one be so obsessed with flying plane all times.

BravoDe:
This one is not watching, Im dey follow Nairaland live score

I dey tell you. Dude is not even listening to radio. Na nairaland

I'm still trying to find anything that wanted to look like phyno here.

maynation:
Na me be the danfo driver sure, I am ah danfo driver sure.



Local woman been listening to trash as songs since 500BC .


Rest in peace mad Melon

In all honesty, you look just.perfect. from the sharp eyes, to the well structured nose, wonderful lips and best skiing look, but your nose ring is a turn off for me.

No vex.

Guys, na only sengrams dey o.

I Kant kill myself

Mogbe!!!!


Is inec constructing roads that leads to every pulling units?

[quote author= post=83409118]We will tell you 8 health implications of carbonated drinks and we will leave the other part of your question to other members to answer (How you can tell her to stop!)

Here you have the health implications of carbonated drinks....


They can increase our risk of cancer.

They can raise our risk of heart disease.

They can lead to diabetes.

They can cause liver damage.

They can make us violent.

They can cause premature birth in pregnant women.

They can change your brain.

They can cause premature aging.

With these few points of ours, we hope mom will put a stop to it.

God bless your mom!

Peace out![/quote]Carbonated drinks can CHANGE YOUR BRAIN

could it be what I'm thinking?

And so did the highly overrated papa ajaxco lost to the highly underestimated Chelsea?

Life is remystereo

Nawa o!

Our politicians are truly wicked. Imagine what they did to that poor boobs.

I don't know why I just don't like a helpless boobs, I mean the tacha kind of boobs where you must un-gum the breast from the tommy before you can suck. I prefer a standing boobs even though it's not easy to see one this days but, that's my standard. Whenever am mining the boobs, my hands need to be in other locations and not to jack up a flat thing.


Abeg, no one should qoute me negatively, make I no spit inside your mouth o.

Sabby1:
Quite impressive from INNOSON

In a consuming nation like Nigeria, business diversity is a secret weapon or key to success. As a business personnel or an Entrepreneur, you can't depend on a single product or goods.

It is only in Nigeria that you will see a barbing saloon selling EGG ROLL or a mechanic workshop selling PROVISION. Even Dangote group no dey produce only cement.

Anyway, to INNOSON, I will say "whatever floats your boat"...

OP abeg help me give INNOSON this chilled stout

Guy you wicked o. Na so you hate innosson reach? This one will paralyse his joystick na.

Haba

MetaPhysical:
Do you mean "support" Tinubu?

Ogunlewe is correct.
Many commercial activities in Lagos are operated as monopolies. The State and LG has power to enforce anti-trust Laws and break up the monopoly of Northerners in the lucrative keke and okada operations. If the State went to that extreme okada and keke will be regulated. For every 1000 licenses issued 50% ownership and operation must be SW, the remaining 50% will be shared at 10% per zone. Put the new SW Security Corps to manage the service and its enforcement.

Free education for SW indigenes only. Non-SW indigenes are to pay for secondary and higher learning.

Change tax brackets - SW indigenes to file for yearly tax refunds. Non-indigenes exempted.

There are many policies that could be implemented to penalize lack of allegiance to SW.

Like Ogunlewe said, we Yorubas are the leadership of Nigeria.

Since I get to know nairaland, I had been reading stupid and dumb comments/post, but trust me, I had never ready anyone half stupid and senseless as this one.


Man, you deserve a dummy award at the headies. But really, how did you type this?

tiredoflife:
Now hustle to u now is a noun
A noun is a name of a person animal place or thing if I am right.

A verb is an action or what is done

Now say God bless my hustle
Is hustle not a verb in this context

And the verbal definition you have there say to defraud

So you are still wrong
I am right

Guy, hustle in that context is no verb.

Smellymouth:
Young is a slowpoke...

You see man u, Liverpool and Chelsea, there captains are nothing to write home now.

36governors:
Dear if davido want 500 Women he go do am and Chioma no go do anything ....

He don see person weah he love that's why he proposed ..

So keep you deputy one side everybody no be u

JESUS CHRIST.

I am nominating you for mouthies award. Your mouth is excessly bad.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Small boy dey worry this one...ur olosho wife born pikin, next thing na to immediately get drunk...when a kid controls too much wealth, this is the kind of stupidity he effortlessly displays.

But when an old man is frustrated, he will vent his anger on a little kid born with a silver spoon.

Boy go hustle, make jealousy no take you do kpopi.

Foreigners:
Due to safety the American government has enshrined in their constitution for their citizens, Americans can live anywhere even in near thick forest. Just look at the aerial view of that house.

But in Nigeria here. All the big men n women live together IN VI, Banana island, lekki Etc because they fear for their safety if they live among the low class.

Did you notice his free and safe these people feel?

Imagine a house like this in a forest with no single burglary! I just love America.

Come down here, people would raise a storey building and then cage it with a 3 storey fence.

Translations please.

Bigflamie:
I guess that's a one way road

One way ke.

Nothing is impossible in this geographical area

obiekunie2:
you own the road!

make i complete am for you bros.

No be me talk am o!

When you are Fulani man in Nigeria

An average Nigerian politician be like;

migeoart:
this was soo me 12:30-4am boyfriend matter was even growing thin cos lack of sleep thank God we are married now

Wow. Thank mtn for your marriage.

Just Imagine giving someone your phone to flash back in the days, and your #100 worth of call card meant for midnight call get used. You would nearly shout out your eye balls. My sister beat shege comot for my body because of this


Lalasticlala, are you awake? Do something

LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be

Now ask me how far

Oga how far