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PoliticsRe: DSS Set To Release El-zakzaky And Wife by kalvoken(m): 8:29pm On Aug 05, 2019
Buhari and his cohorts will never know peace, for all the suffering they put Nigerians through.

Not excluding any politician, they will all suffer a bad omen. Imagine even with all the evidence at hand, abacha's family are allowed to enjoy the Nigeria sweat stolen by the evil family head abacha.

But if it were to be a common man, everything belonging to them would have been seized, be it inherited property or not. The claim would be that, those were proceeds form the crime.

Obasanjo(evil spreader), Gej, yaradua, and this deveil himself(ghost-hari) and every current and past governors, senators, and ministers. May you all never know peace for your atrocities are excess.

PoliticsRe: Court Grants EFCC's Request To Freeze Bauchi State Government Account by kalvoken(m): 7:17pm On Aug 05, 2019
post=80972483:
To a New and better Nigeria we go.

No more impunity in our nation.

Stealing is NOW Corruption.

God bless Nigeria.
Certified professional mumu. I wonder how you manage to sleep with your style of life

SportsRe: Man Utd Ends Talks With Dybala Over Wage Demands by kalvoken(m): 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2019
logon599:
I never thought Dybala would fit into Man Utd team.
Thoughtier.

You people can thought for Africa


So why didn't you say it beforehand?

Foreign AffairsRe: 9 Killed In Dayton In The 2nd Mass Shooting In The US In 24 Hours. by kalvoken(m): 11:49am On Aug 04, 2019
Sellfish:
Hmmm

God's own Country indeed.... Imagine running away from Fulani Herdsmen in this shithole to Amelika only to get wasted by some crazy dumb fvck undecided
Better to die in America than being wasted in a shithole

CrimeRe: Delta: Woman Sleeps With Husband Brother, Husband Kills Wife's Brother (Graphic) by kalvoken(m): 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2019
Randy100:
I don't understand this story. Which brother was sleeping with the wife? The wife brother or the husband brother.
My dear the husband brother slept with the wife and the and the wife killed the brother husband and the brother husband's house was burnt.

Did you understandhuh

CrimeRe: Virgin UNILORIN Student In Hijab Raped At Knife-Point by kalvoken(m): 1:48pm On Aug 03, 2019
tallfish145:
are you an olosho?
Yes I am, can you now go and die? Or you can call DSS to come and arrest me.

Many men that can't even go for week without sex or soapy will just be spewing trash against women.

If I redress you face face now, they will say....

CrimeRe: Virgin UNILORIN Student In Hijab Raped At Knife-Point by kalvoken(m): 1:33pm On Aug 03, 2019
In as much as I condemn her rape incident, I do not see sense in the "virgin on hijab" you attached there.

Unless if you are telling that being raped as a virgin on hijab is more evil than being raped as anon virgin on weavon or even low hair cut.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Obafemi Banigbe Resigns As A COZA Board Of Trustees Member by kalvoken(m): 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2019
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It is on this note that the final year students
will start their uefa champions league
project in a short run. While the transition of
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The head boy of Chelsea "Hazard" has move to Real Madrid to continue his outstanding work of excellent while the head boy of BACELONA "Messi" remains in camp nuo.

The premier league department will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of Students, students who were religated have also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their title.

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PoliticsRe: There's a Sitting President In Nigeria; APC Reminds Atiku (Press Statement) by kalvoken(m): 9:10am On Jul 31, 2019
Gandollar:
He is surely here under a different moniker. I did promise him long ago that he would soon go under cover like those before him because he would be thoroughly violated for being a slowpoke. Sarrki, jesuslovesyou, omenkalives and all their known aliases have been duely chased underground and now operating under cover.
Haahhahahaha, omenka naim suffer pass..
You mean omenka, omenkalive, A.K.A Ngeneukwu.
Those ones are ancestral zombies
PoliticsRe: There's a Sitting President In Nigeria; APC Reminds Atiku (Press Statement) by kalvoken(m): 4:16am On Jul 31, 2019
shacks99:
I long expected this statement from the government.Atiku should grow up, when your golden road has reach the end, find the strength to move on.
netpro:
Atiku should be mindful of his cheerleaders before he ends up in Jail for Felony and being a Threat to National Security.

A word is enough to those who care.
O boy see mentality. God help us with these kind kids with substandard IQ that APC is grooming in Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: There's a Sitting President In Nigeria; APC Reminds Atiku (Press Statement) by kalvoken(m): 4:06am On Jul 31, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Dear nairalanders, I am bringing to your notice the disappearance of a nairalander (BBQ/Suya man. A.K.A ZOMBIE senior officer).

Hope he has not been caught while in operation? We all know he is a herdsman.

grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Naijaloaded: Makinde Azeez Replies Waconzy, Says He Is Broke And Frustrated by kalvoken(m): 11:37pm On Jul 28, 2019
gaby:
Lol

Na Mr. Ibu born the naijaloaded guy?

Ayam not understanding.
grin grin grin grin
Honestly you 98% members of nairaland are all mad(porn intended). You guys will always make someone regret ever coming to report a case to your station.

The same treatment mumsy gave way back. Everytime we complained about someone looking for our trouble, she was like "if you had not gone there how would he/she come to your house to ask for your trouble"
Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy To Release His 'African Giant' Album (Track List) by kalvoken(m): 9:53pm On Jul 24, 2019
jy2kbeyond:
Not only you bro. I don't always vibe with all these their loud singles but once the songs trend, you don't have a choice.

The likes of Naira Marley, Zlatan and even Burna are not initially my taste....But...

Nowadays, I sing these songs sub-consciously.

cry cry cry cry cry
God.forbid I should put Kobo marli's noise on my phone/system.
Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy To Release His 'African Giant' Album (Track List) by kalvoken(m): 9:46pm On Jul 24, 2019
Moneywirer:
it's his time and his subscription is still very fresh. In less than 6yrs from now, his subscription would be almost or completely exhausted.
See am, a true memmber of "Village people"

NYSCRe: NYSC Mourns Owolabi Precious Ayo On Facebook by kalvoken(m): 3:45pm On Jul 23, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
He died an avoidable death, what a pity!



R.I.P , may God grant your family the courage to bear the loss.
May God forgive you for you know not what you are saying.

Why blame the deadhuh
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Dalung’s Absence From Buhari’s Ministerial List by kalvoken(m): 3:43pm On Jul 23, 2019
grin grin gringrin
geloorrrrdd:
Where is Ambode? grin
Walayi, I think sey na only me waka come.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Evacuate Corpses of Shiite Protesters Killed In Abuja [PICS] by kalvoken(m): 3:52pm On Jul 22, 2019
huh
Wizklynd23:
In my humble view ,

Shiites should be declared a terrorist group

Simple
Then what become of the person that has unlawfully detained a fellow man like him for almost five years, with no intention to set him free despite several court orders to do sohuh
CelebritiesRe: Sack Stephanie Busari - Kemi Olunloyo To CNN by kalvoken(m): 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2019
But on a serious note, so we now have Fulani vigilante group in our own south west of Nigeriahuh

Wonder they said is never ending, now I understand why.

CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Dey Sing O - Wizkid Tweeted This 10 Years Ago. Photos by kalvoken(m): 8:57pm On Jul 19, 2019
So what did he tweet about bad fatherism last many years agohuh

CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo In Her New Office (Photos) by kalvoken(m):
sad
Ask4bigneyo:
Oloshoooooooo
Change your way before it will be too late
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo In Her New Office (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:59pm On Jul 15, 2019
Na old age dey worry this woman o.


sad
Ask4bigneyo:
Oloshoooooooo
How you people manage to sleep after spewing trash every now and them is beyond my ken.

Christianity EtcWhy Do We Have Different God Or Gods By Different People But Smae Devil By All by kalvoken(op): 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2019
We all know different religions have their own God they believe in, with every set assuming theirs is superior to others. We have the Christianity, Islamic, traditional, Buddhism, and so many more.

So how came they all accept one devil/Satan but won't accept one Godhuh
PoliticsRe: Why Do Igbos Hate Buhari? - Mustapha Gembu, Hausa Activist by kalvoken(m): 12:03pm On Jul 14, 2019
QueenSekxy:
We have seen how he now treats those SW and MB that adore and worship him.

Those gworo chewing almajiri talking about religion, please, is Atiku, Yara Dua Christians?


We Igbos hate him cos he first hated us, hate Christians, he is a terrorist sympathizer, a corrupt and backward lunatic, a religious fanatic, a tribal bigot and cow fvcker.

Let us continue to show our disapproval of his ineptitude towards his repugnant demeanour.
We don't hide our feelings, we don't lick asses, we say it as it is and if you aren't comfortable with it, you can join Awolowo in rat poisoning.

If you are Igbo, and we sense the ass licking nature in You, we will label you a saboteur. We don't worship anybody, be you who!!!
You said it as it is.

PoliticsRe: Why Do Igbos Hate Buhari? - Mustapha Gembu, Hausa Activist by kalvoken(m): 12:02pm On Jul 14, 2019
QueenSekxy:
We have seen how he now treats those SW and MB that adore and worship him.

Those gworo chewing almajiri talking about religion, please, is Atiku, Yara Dua Christians?


We Igbos hate him cos he first hated us, hate Christians, he is a terrorist sympathizer, a corrupt and backward lunatic, a religious fanatic, a tribal bigot and cow fvcker.

Let us continue to show our disapproval of his ineptitude towards his repugnant demeanour.
We don't hide our feelings, we don't lick asses, we say it as it is and if you aren't comfortable with it, you can join Awolowo in rat poisoning.

If you are Igbo, and we sense the ass licking nature in You, we will label you a saboteur. We don't worship anybody, be you who!!!
Cheyi!!!!!!!!!


Coow fucker.

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To New Nigerian Passport With 'Herdsmen' Inscription by kalvoken(m): 6:19pm On Jul 11, 2019
babzo:
Have you seen the passport? Why is he not mentioning the Ibo dancers and Eyo masquerades in the same passport?
Why not provide us with evidencehuh
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To New Nigerian Passport With 'Herdsmen' Inscription by kalvoken(m):
SweetJoystick:
Ignorance is a disease
Where is the ignorance here now, in your post or you yourselfhuh

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To New Nigerian Passport With 'Herdsmen' Inscription by kalvoken(m): 6:14pm On Jul 11, 2019
Its no more hidden. Even the blind can now see it.


The earlier the souths join head together the best for them and the minorities, because right now fulanis seem majority
CrimeRe: "Allahu Akbar": Gunmen Chant As They Raid Katsina Communities, Kill 6 People by kalvoken(m):
noble2faith:
The statement "Islam is a religion of peace" is the best example of Paradox: a very self-contradictory statement! cry
What about the slogan of Bornu state "HOME OF PEACE"

PoliticsRe: Abacha Biggest Thief In World History’ – Omokri Replies El-rufai by kalvoken(m): 9:17pm On Jul 08, 2019
Greatzeus:
Is that the picture of your mother or sister or wife grin damn I gatto tell you,she is one fugly mo ther fuka tongue You guys should keep her in doors like for life grin even better lock her in chains.
No wonder you lack respect,with this kind of mother I'm sure you contemplate suicide daily lol
I will never stoop to your level by reciprocating your remarks to yourself towards your parents. I know it's never their fault that you chose to be stupid in life. I advice you to change now that you have the time, because tomorrow you might meet someone that won't be kind as I am.
PoliticsRe: Abacha Biggest Thief In World History’ – Omokri Replies El-rufai by kalvoken(m): 5:25pm On Jul 08, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
My problem is not even El-rufai, but how Buhari just woke up one morning, brush his teeth, take his bath, wear his clothes and came out to tell us that Abacha Never Stole.





Please good people of Nairaland, if someone accomotes fraudsters, thieves and embezzlers what is the person??
Oga to slap you just dey Hungary me, which buhari brush teethhuh

If na play abeg stop it. Person no dey brush teeth, yet you are accusing him of brushing teeth.

Christianity EtcRe: The Meaning Of Chukwu Abiama by kalvoken(m):
angry


Una go just wake up come they type wetin pass una. My hand no kuku dey there

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