₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,741 members, 8,519,169 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 November 2026 at 06:49 PM

Toggle theme

Kalvoken's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Kalvoken's Profile › Kalvoken's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 (of 70 pages)

Phones › Re: Who Still Has Memories Of These Nokia Phones? (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:02am On Feb 19, 2020
emeijeh:
I saw my N95 8gb last week in one of my old bag, powered it on.

It still came on.
Nokia!

sefan.ru
waptrick.com

Those 2 sites suffer for legends hand
If you know, you know.
You Sabi am. Sefan ru and getjar
Sports › Re: Man City To Be Stripped Of 2014 Premier League Title by kalvoken(m):
Maybe they would even reverse that 6-0



Up Chelsea
Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 7:00am On Feb 12, 2020
Simplyleo:
That is confidence personified.

Let unknown beings from the outer space participate in election, Buhari will defeat ipob candidate athifku before 9 am on election day. FACT. Ipob miscreants to argue with lamidi cownu. angry
Ipob, see the simpleton here. Bia gwoo nu ya ji mmanu

Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 6:57am On Feb 12, 2020
grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by kalvoken(m): 6:53am On Feb 12, 2020
grin

Simpletonleo Don buy market this morning.
Early morning swear, e dey catch well well o,. Especially for the foolish ones.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian Government Chopper Shot Down By Rebels (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:49am On Feb 12, 2020
mvem:
is the Syrian gov not terrorist to by US
TV/Movies › Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by kalvoken(m): 8:55pm On Feb 09, 2020
Another madness
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s New Visa Policy: 13 Things You Should Know by kalvoken(m):
A Country where;

*the cheapest commodity is human life

*the illiterates lead while the litrates follow.

*pick pockets die by firing sqaud, while the kidnappers, boko haram and everything terrorists are rehabilitated and then sent back to continue their mayhem.

*suspected yahoo Boys are killed openly for inflicting hardship on their victims by scamming them, while nigerian politicians who loot, loot a d loot billions, trillions are being protected every minute of their lives by same security men.

You mean nigeria? Okay as a nigerian, if you are asked to denounce ur citizenship for that of USA or Canada or any European country, will you think it twice?

Well, European citizens unlike we nigerians have been living in heaven while still on earth. So, they always try to risk their lives just to explore. After seeing human brain on the pictures from ONDO robbery yesterday, I think the world should delist Nigeria from countries of the world.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s New Visa Policy: 13 Things You Should Know by kalvoken(m): 11:13am On Feb 07, 2020
I'm not really surprised that NG(Northern government) slashed the visa fee for USA citizens, rather am surprised that USA citizens pay to come to Nigeria.
Phones › Re: MTN Now Charges 7.5% Vat On Every Call That Is Made by kalvoken(m): 8:08am On Feb 06, 2020
So none of you had experienced this on text messages?
Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by kalvoken(m): 12:28pm On Jan 27, 2020
sotall:
We have seen the girl's face.

Let's see the video so we can compare
Seconded
Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by kalvoken(m):
Arrewa:
Akuya shut the hell up... The ladies involve ain't Hausas... But lantang minority tribe in jos
So what point are you making?

You just repeated what he said. Or, is lantern abi na zlatan Igbos?





JayB11:
Uncle if u had finished school and gone for NYSC in the North, u will realize that the North is not made up of only one tribe "Hausa". For crying out loud, Hausa is only a "Major" spoken Language in the North. If i speak my tribal language, a Hausa man will not know kpimmm! But if he speaks A-Z, i know all. Ask for clarifications if u wish.....Ignorance is shitty.
You guys are funny. So because an ibadan man has a different dialect from that of ijebu woman, that automatically means ibadan is not core yoruba.


If you go down to Enugu state, they have numerous languages. In udi, you have ezeagu, egede and many more, each with their own languages. Likewise Nsukka, Enugu ezike has their language, opi, umurumgbe. Does that make any of them relevant or more igbos than the rest


Ignorance is no shitty, being ignorant and not knowing is.
Politics › Re: Temitope Adunni Akinsanya: House Built By MC Oluomo's Wife by kalvoken(m): 9:49pm On Jan 24, 2020
Davash222:
Illiteracy could be seen all over that building.
There is no way you can make heaven. Very Wicked you are.


grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Emery-i Would Have Liked Nothing More Than To Have Achieved Better Results For U by kalvoken(m): 4:49am On Dec 01, 2019
Good ebening

Sports › Re: Unai Emery pleads with Arsenal fans to get behind the team as he pens farewell by kalvoken(m): 4:46am On Dec 01, 2019
Good ebening

Celebrities › Re: Another One From Jay Boogie, Ready To Dethrone Bobrisky by kalvoken(m): 4:33am On Dec 01, 2019
The. Idiot really have hot legs
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio Embraces Chris Ekpenyong (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2019
Oboy. South southerners na real OBO

SEE WOWO
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shoots Her Shot At A Fine Man With Special Offer by kalvoken(m): 11:06am On Nov 30, 2019
This could be one out of the 60k H+ runaways that Lagos state is talking about.

Sports › Re: Benedict Ugwu Sacked As Manager During Nigeria Premier League Match by kalvoken(m): 1:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
Bluezy13:
Emery is next
It has happened
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m):
Sunisonflex39:
are u Emery brother... don't allow thunder to fire u
I dodge am. Bros no too vex na, like arsenal like Nigeria. Always from one bad coach to a worse one.

Any Nigerian supporting arsenal is guaranteed heaven, una don suffer.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2019
VanTee20:
Oluwa wa.
Amin!
Arsenal has been turned to equipment by EMERITUS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
Sunisonflex39:
see stadium... Emery out
You think I am the problemhuh

I am not, we as a team work hard to see that our things change. We just need time, we are playing a good football. Result is the only difference.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
Chubhie:
Arsenal 1 Frankfurt 2
Jesuuu!!!
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Visits Kibera, Africa's Largest Slum (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:08pm On Nov 28, 2019
Southwest and urban slum na 5 & 6.

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Mocks Stella Dimoko Korkus: 'I Discredit You All The Time’ by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Nov 28, 2019
Wow! I just secured a multimillion contract after watching this video. Thanks to Op and the Mods.


May una goodluck not be wasted as you people wasted my data for me.

Romance › Re: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 11:05pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
You skipped your medication again. Retired bicycle mechanic/fabricator like you.
Lol!
kid, there is dignity in labour. Even as a bicycle fabricator you mistake me for, I ve never begged a dime from any human born of a woman.

Can you boast of any? Now, Run back home before your jobless senior brother finish the food left for you by your mother.

May God bless that woman, she has tried a lot.

Trust me, I will never reply you again. It's a promise.

Romance › Re: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
That must be you in the car. Must thugs like you respond to everything. Loser!
You don't know that bank supervisors or manager how much their employees make? Dummy undecided
Calm.down boy, you will make a lot is sense if only you talk with sense. At this point, you didn't say anything sensible.

Politics › Re: Sowore's Wife, Opeyemi And Supporters Protest In US, Want Him Released by kalvoken(m): 10:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
Officialgarri:
Wailer, even Sowore can never regret kicking out GEJ from that seat. How can we have such a weakling as leader?

This is democracy and anyone can speak out against what he feels isn't right. Sowore did his in an embarrassing manner and he is suffering for it.

We can only pray that Soon, Sowore will be set free!!!!!
Why pray for his release when you think buhari is on the right pathhuh


Walayi, zombiesm is the killest disease.

Romance › Re: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
My friend lol! She works in the bank and is very stingy. She makes 85k monthly but has been telling me she makes only 50k monthly because I once paid her yearly rent for her. Luck ran out for her when I ran into my class mate who is a supervisor in the same bank. We started talking and I told him that the bank thing is not working out well for her because she make a paltry 50k and she has been with the bank for over 7 years.

Well, my friend almost fell down while laughing. He said she has been lying to me and that she recently got a raise which will give give her over 90k monthly plus another 15 to 20k from customers monthly. He also told me how much she had in her account and I almost cried undecided undecided
Linus, continue you hearhuh

He told you how much in her account.
Account kor, profit and loss ni.

Crime › Re: Man Strips Naked As Electricity Officials Disconnect His Light by kalvoken(m): 3:02pm On Nov 27, 2019
majamajic:
this should be Lagos

a city with world Highest rate of well dressed mad people assembled from different 6 geopolitical zones !!
grin grin grin ori yi ti ha.
Romance › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Is HIV Positive by kalvoken(m): 8:25am On Nov 27, 2019
calamitous:
Hey guys I need your help regarding this:

My girlfriend and i weren't on talking terms for a while, six months to be precise, but last week she started talking to me all of a sudden and we kinda shared one or two mutual feelings that led, to sex.

But while she was about to leave, I kind of saw some drugs in her bag, when I asked her the purpose of the drugs she replied that they were for infection.

Meanwhile she previously told me that same morning that she needed some money to threat virginal infection. But one occurent led to one another that made me to suspect her only purpose for showing up was to infect me with HIV or some other STDs.

I don't know what to do regarding this issue but I'm planning on dealing with her if i get to find out she infected me with any STD on purpose...

Need advice guys and girls.
So what are the occurrenceshuh You tori is not complete

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 (of 70 pages)