₦airaland Forum

Tobinrobin:
You’re not wrong. I doubt if he knows where he is sometimes. Yet some people feel he’s their savior. It’s so pathetic

You mean the stupid BBQ idiots?

Albinoflash:
Today is my last day on nairaland and my last day on earth,this life is truely unfair to some people,i can't continue to dwell in misery.am gonna miss nairaland and football when am gone.11pm tonight the gate of hell will be opened to me.i have been the worst creature since birth and i curse that day i was born 25th december 1992.what a wasted life

Guy don't jump out of hot room to fire.

You have every reason to live.

Think about you indispensable mother, she doesn't deserve such a punishment from you. Your dad nko, think about your siblings and friends. You do not need to tow that path. Many are passing through a worst situation.

Mail me your account, I will credit you so you can take a week off your stress with a full one week hot girl. She will sex you back to life. How can you think of suicide when budwiis there to help you carry your burden.

Guy think multiple times. I do not know you, but I need you alive.

biomustry:
Probably cos they know he cant compete wit d likes of messi, cr, neymar n mbappe so they chuk am inside kante, busi, krischociwak n guendouzi

How come the good neymar was no where near the list, as he good reach?

Smellymouth:
He's bloody right....

I was telling a friend that this was how Wenger kept Arsenal in bondage of beautiful football without results for years... He will have 70% possessions but will lose the game at the end.

What mou said is actually deep but real.

Mourinho should go and die.

As far as we are concerned, he is a jobless man.

Manure with all their spending have no hope of making top 6 (their birthright)/thus season. Chelsea with a fielder's team are holding a world team to a stand still and one man is somewhere saying nonsense.

What a joke!

Is just like saying Mr obafemi Hamzat the debuty of Lagos state is more powerful than tinubu.

Who says that I mean who in his right sense says that

Please I have been looking for SMELLY MOUTH.

has anyone seen him?

DocH:
Optional as in I have to indicate in my deposit/withdrawal slip I want to pay charge or not? Which kind country is this.

I swear this your comment got me laughing out loud. even though it's not something to laugh about, but I guess as typical Nigerians we are. They no we will get used to it. Quite a pity!

jarkbauer:
Nairaland need to step up abeg. The title of this song is Fall not If.

More like IF YOU FALL.

Capriconaziz:
Happy new year to u and d purge

I wish you the same

In as much as I see anyone that would join cultism as a brain dead fellow, I think they are still better than all this Muslim terro fighting for an unknown course.

At least they are fighting for political gains, superiority and gangsterism just like those mc oluomo them, whom our politician have given monopoly to electing office holders. Unlike the buhari type of extremists who believe they are killing people here including themselves for an unforseen virgirns awaiting them in the hell.

Mind you, every Muslim is a terror in making or already made. If you doubt me ask seun what he is hiding in Muslim section that no one can comment there unless you swore an affidavit. If that's not extremism then you tell me.


Abeg no one should slam me, I dey purge since last.month

One thing I love Nigerians for is that they can complain for Africa, provided it's done online. And everything will end there as they try to adapt to the more sufferness imposed on them. The moment you mention street protest, then will they remember your tribe.


Okay back to the topic. What has the federal government done with the money they have been recovering that they need to rob people in the name taxation. You claim to encourage cashless policy yet you tax people for depositing their money in the bank. Why not only during withdrawal? I can remember the husge sum recovered from abacha's loot then was dashed out to the poor(according to buhari and osibanjo), probably because they do not have any project to channel the money to. I am yet to see any Nigerian from my side testify onhow he/she got any free money from them.

That was how I went to fidelity bank to withdraw 900k+ then, like 4 months ago, the guy hinted me that I would be charge close to 14k for withdrawing above 5hk..
I just asked him to give me 450k while I go to another bank to withdraw the rest "THEIR FATHER".


I will advice Nigerians to open multiple bank accounts with different banks. That way you can do as you like.

Well, they say a journey of mikes begins with a step, I am on my way to Canada already. After hearing that lady that as she slammed USA in favour of Canada, my life no dey de same again.

You the op, the court and the white lady dey all mad.


How did she know it was a Nigerian that scammed her. Thunder fire you all

Joshmodest:
None of this listed clubs , would even make it into the finals ....
UCL finalist : Man united vs Arsenal ..
Take it to the bank !

Smellymooluth abeg na you be this

eTECTIV:
Is dat a soccer pitch or a rice farm? Na even Owu dey support dem sef, no wonder

When cow won't allow grass to grow there.

Abeg no BMcow should quote me, I have a running stomach.

Smellymouth:
Penalties conceded by Luiz at Chelsea 4 in 160 appearances. At Arsenal 2 in 4 appearances.

Dude is on a mission.

Arsenal and luiz on the background.


Chelsea fc is like:

As a Chelsea fan, I am happy for arsenal on David Luiz's performance so far.

EbukaHades10:
No be fight na. Now it isn't Chelsea in particular, abi?


This is Epl and anybody fit win league, case in point, Leicester City.

May God keep us alive

Or NORWICH CITY FC

EbukaHades10:
They don start again

Mr THOMAS. I am not saying Chelsea in particular will win the league, but a team like Chelsea that we all never thought would make top four not to mention winning it.

May God keep us alive, I will remind you this qoute come July next year.

Trust me, neither Liverpool nor man city will win the premier league this season.

Chelsea could even surprise all by claiming the title

helinues:
This people mumu gan oo..

A former head of states wont have certificates.. Una mumu have no duplicates oo

You are the idiot here, why is it hard for you to open your mouth for us to see, yet you keep shouting that you have teeth.

Our generation to come will not take it easy on for the record we allowed APC buhari to set.

adonis89:
This photo says it all

I watched him on AIT this morning. The guy said nothing but the truth

DELE MUMU DO, should enjoy the change he asked for. Even though it may not affect him that directly, it will be on record that in this computer age century, an illiterate jihadist herder with an empty skull ruled the educated millions of people in Africa's most populated country.

History will never forget. And so will our generation to come never forgive us.

culf:
my brother, na de country wey we dey be that o.

This is has gone beyond country and government. It is pure wickedness, how can you pray for someone who has been cleaning for 8 years to still go on in cleaning. Not as if he/she will be paid any decent amount.

Kenoxman:
So you came back from church "damn famished" and the next thing u do is to turn on ur TV ? Followed by opening a thread on Nairaland?
My dear, u are not serious. Pls go back to church.
Thought you were going to say something about food.
Or is it that the meaning of "famished" changed overnight?

I bet you have never been so Hungary that you find it hard to even open mouth and eat.

As I just got back from church today being Sunday, I was damn famished as church activities like fund raising and all others almost made the service to last for a whole day. Thank God for the officiating priest who stepped on toes to manage time.

So, upon getting home very tired, I tuned to a local TV station GALAXY TELEVISION, airing there was a comedy show. But something happened that made me wonder how wicked some people can be. There was this advertisement on vacancy for cleaners in a particular company/office( I can't say which it is presicely because it wasn't mentioned) at 58 Michael Ogun street Ikeja. And the requirement is 8 years experience.

My God, complete 8 good years experience in cleaning. HABA!!! So, how much would such a person be paid. If this is not wickedness then I ask you guys to caption it for me.



well happy Sunday guys

They probably broke it down to him. Maybe it would have been much better if they had tendered the bill with every changes summed up. He would have taken it with good faith, but telling someone that he is charged 3k for seating on a seat to eat the food he purchased from you is outrageous. A Nigerian for that matter.



Op abeg come enter ride, I need to see that place

ct2:
an ipob spotted , are your people not the real cause of the crisis, now we are putting our differences aside to raise to the occasion you are saying rubbish

You are the silly one here. How did you arrive to him being a Nigerian

Abi head dey spin you

We are our main enemy.

The idiot should be transferred to LAGOS where he would be paraded publicly. All because of penny, he was willing to sell his people.

blesskewe:
But Bubu day look like mumu

I hate that guy
But what can I do?

What do you mean by look like mumu, is he not mumus

Sellfish:
Stone Buhari in Japan and have many Pythons dance on your relatives in Eastern Nigeria

Not forgetting that it has been a while since restive Nothern Youths have killed Ibos on a large scale...and they are waiting for an excuse, no matter how lame, to butcher Ibos in Northern Nigeria....Remember they have not forgiven you guys for not voting Buhari

To whom head is given, sense is expected....

You may behave as you like in Diaspora and get away with it...but is all that misbehaviour worth the lives of your relatives in Nigeria?

Every action has a repercussion.....Ibos can wake their own fathers with a bicycle kick just like they did to Ekweremadu.that one is a problem they can settle among themselves in their Umunna village meeting...

But they should not be silly enough to export their their disrespect to Buhari...Northerners value their elders and can bring down hell for them

A word is enough for the ....

Honestly if Nigeria were to be a reasonable country, nairaland is supposed to be shot down for good. The forum has aided tribalism, division, hate speech and many more unfriendly acts than any other site in Africa.

How can a jobless idiot, a nobody who's probably being fed by his parents spew trash of thus volume in a once national site like nairaland and his trash comment is not taken down

Is seun osew still alive or what happened?

Well to O.P I would advice you, in case if you a bandits or whatever type of idiotic criminal you are, no one ha a monopoly to violence. As you know that igbos in the north are multiples of hausas in the east, that is how impossible it will be for the hausas to over power them. When the war you all are calling for arrives, you yourself will not be alive to share you experience because I will definitely find you and send you to hell.