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Mustsucceed:
Eeyyahhh..he saved lives those bastards would have raped and possibly killed .maybe kidnap some .some robbers are told to make sure they kill by their babalawo

He would have been the first victim. Their plan was to take out the drive first.

Rotimi47:
your Uncle deserve a medal.

He himself couldn't believe how he did it.

It is God that used him to save everyone onboard

Eseries:
This story sweet ehh ehh!

Were you a child when your uncle told you this story?

olasunkanmimart:
Nice super story. Wale Adenuga must see this.

This is a true life story. He was crying in our compound that said day, because he couldn't believe he had taken someone's life.

Bukden16:
The teen tire me sef...

Is this guy chewing bike in his Mouth or what is it he is eating?

You wouldn't say it to be teeth

People take risk sha.

Daytime is no safe in Nigeria no more, yet you guys ply that danger zone at night.


Thank God for their lives. My uncle once killed robbers along along okigwe road, year back. He said that she the idiot pulled out the pistol, corked it and was raising it to his head while standing in front of his bus. He just unmatched the brake and ran through the fucker. The rest pulled out motorbike from bush and took after their bus. He was speeding very fast until he got to a gully pothole on the road, he matched the bake steadily with the steering stronlgy held.

The robbers too who were already at the tail of the bus all crashed at the back of the bus. He said that they heard them screaming "my legs are cut" while they sped off. Passengers after they got to the park contributed money for him in appreciation.

Why is seun osewa advertising dog meat on this platform

When did dog meat change from 404 to 502.

Lalasnake
Seundog

Mekenz:
sorry is like you haven't seen an unclad breast before, forget all those enhanced Bobby you're seeing,unless a woman has a small breast, which tend to stand because of no much gravitational force,any average or big breast always point to North,only difference is how meaty the breast is,which will be the yardstick in determining whether the breast is OK or not.

her breast is OK.

This is the type of people who vote buhari during election. Imagine! Of all the numerous challenges every reasonable Nigerians are facing, you have the time to waste time in analysing breast matters.

Minister of breast matters (both sitting, standing and sleeping breast)

fiizznation:
Well you know the penalty that was given to Chelsea in the game wasn't actually a penalty because Adrian's hand didn't have much contact with Abraham's legs. I even though Abraham would be yellow-carded for diving. Anyway that's a story for another day. The officiating was bad, but eventually Liverpool came out victorious.

But it did have contact, that's what matters.

Well Chelsea pulled a nice game.

FisifunKododada:
Na fine we go chop? Please if Oshiomole is the best GK we have, he should be invited ASAP.

Very very bad mouth.

safarigirl:
so you think her over 3 million followers on Instagram are all Nigerians? Do you know how social media works?

Let us even assume the 3 million are Nigerians, Nigeris has a population of 200 million people, 10% of that population is 20 million. 3 million still does not scratch the surface of her rather exaggerated figures. Not up to 5 million Nigerians know DJ Cuppy, both home and abroad, so, how will 80% dislike her?

And assuming our assumption of them being Nigerians are true, how sure are we that the 3 million acct following her are not owned by 100 people

MJBOLT:

in northern states like bauchi,kastina,sokoto,borno,zamfara etc i doubt if anybody know who dj cuppy is

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Imagine how far you have gone. How many Yoruba indigenes know that femis otedola has a daughter called cuppy who's trying to be a singer DJ

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Typical whoring bitch submission.
Marriage is not by force. And its definitely not for whoring thots. Thots beget more thots. Guys stop trying to make whores wives. It never works. They always return back to their whoring default settings. *Spits*

Nna e, ihe idi kariri egwu!

Idi egwu. Obi mapurum mgbe huru aha gi "ONYE-IKPE-NA-EGBU N' ANYASI". Mana mgbe obi huru I he odide signature gi " AMU GUBA OTU, OGBA MMIRI, o machitere azu na ahu m.

SirBunky85:
another nonsense submission

No post will make sense to a senseless fellow.

SirBunky85:
who ask u?are u more cerebral than the op who chose not to mention his name? Nonsense

See this salah ram o, how did you manage to escape today's slaughter?

chimauga:
MY ORDEAL AT SOEKARNO-HATTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT JAKARTA, INDONESIA

There is this derisive impression about Nigerian passport holders in most of the International Airports in different parts of the world, especially in Indonesia. The Immigration officers molest, exploit and forcibly take huge amount of bribes from Nigerians and threaten deportation if one refuses to give in. This happens even when one has not committed any offence. They show no respect to one’s Status so far you are carrying Nigerian passport.

On the 17th June 2019, I was once again greeted with harassment by Indonesian Immigration officers. The ugly incidence spurred me to take up a fight against their intimidation of Nigerians. I know that what they are doing is a corrupt practice and we are their major victims. No matter how our country is, we do not deserve such discriminatory extortion.

So, on that day, I arrived Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia, in an Emirates Airline from Dubai (EK0356). On disembarking from the Aircraft, I was walking to the queue when an immigration officer halted me. He asked for my passport. As he saw a Nigerian passport, he took me to their office and handed my passport over to his colleague. I greeted the officer sitting down in the office. He ignored me. Three times I greeted so he could say what the problem was but he remained silent and kept deaf ears. So I stood waiting for him to break his silence. I was standing, waiting for what I do not know, for 30 minutes before he muttered any word. Finally, he asked of my hotel reservation, return ticket and my Visa receipt, which I presented all to him.

The next question was, "do you want to go into the country?"

I said "yes".

He replied, "Calculate the fare of a one-way ticket from Jakarta to Abuja and give it to me to permit you entry".

I pretended as if I didn't understand what he was saying. The next thing he did was to google the cost of a one-way ticket with his mobile phone and showed it to me that it was $1,200usd (N432,000). I kept silent, trying to make a sense out of his embarrassing demand. But he didn’t stop there. He threatened to deport me by making copies of my travel documents.

At this point, I remembered my sad experience on the 9th October 2018 on this same Airport for refusing to bribe an Immigration officer with $200usd which nearly lead to my deportation. On that fateful day, they had already handed me over to the security and airline staff, reconfirmed my return ticket, checked in my luggage for eventual deportation. Had it not been I was able to place a call to my visa sponsor who intervened immediately by calling the airport Immigration boss and pleaded on my behalf, I would have been deported for no reason and would have lost huge sum and time. To the glory of God, the deportation was reversed. Meanwhile, this is a country I have been traveling to for 12 years without any infraction of their laws in whatever way. I never overstayed my visit, never broke any law, never even accused of any offense. My only offense was carrying Nigerian passport.

With that bad experience, which I was not ready to have a repeat of, I decided to be soft to this one demanding I should bribe him with $1,200usd. He later came down to $500 (N180,000) after a prolonged pleading. I immediately gave him the money but copied his name and saved it in my phone.

On the 21st June 2019, I prepared petitions which I addressed to the following parastatals:
1. Kedutaan Besar Republik Federsi Nigeria (Ambassador, Embassy of Federal Republic of Nigeria)
2. Direktorat Jendral Imigrasi (Comptroller of Immigration)
3. Direktorat Saber Pungli (Anti-Financial Fraud)
4. Pengaddan Dugaan Pidana Korups (Anti-Corruption).

First, I visited the Nigerian Embassy, met with the Ambassador and handed over my petition to him. He summoned an emergency meeting with all the Embassy's senior staff. He appeared very impressive. He commended my courage and promised to follow it up.

I stepped out of the Embassy and moved to Indonesian Immigration headquarters. On my arrival at the Immigration, it was difficult to gain access to meet with the overall Boss, the Jendral (comptroller), but when I claimed to be a Nigerian diplomat, they let me in. They ran security checks on me, gave me a form to fill my purpose of visit. I filled "High Rate of Bribery and Corruption Scandal Going on at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport, Jakarta". This form must have caught the attention of the Immigration boss as he didn't hesitate to request for me.

I gave him my petition. He read but couldn't believe that such was going on in their Airport. I provided the name of the Staff, which I copied into my phone. He typed the name in an application in his Laptop and it displayed the photo image of the Immigration officer. I confirmed the picture was that of the man who collected bribe of $500usd from me. He thanked me for coming up with such information, which he said no one had ever brought to his desk. He made a promise that he would investigate the report and invite me for an update within 48 hours.

In less than 24 hours of my report, I was invited by the Immigration boss. Upon my arrival to his office, I was given a VIP treat. The Jendral, that is the Immigration boss, started with an apology on behalf of the entire Immigration and Indonesian government. He went further to tell me that the officer who extorted money from me accepted he did it, and implicated four other senior “intelligent” officers who were involved in the indecent act. He narrated that the five senior officers had been dismissed immediately, that their dismissal letter would be given to them at the end of our meeting.

A sealed envelope was handed over to me. Inside the envelope were an apology letter and a sum of $1,600usd. The Jendral did not know that the money enclosed in the envelope was above the amount they collected from me. He was so amazed when I told him the money was in excess of my money. He decided to confirm it himself and discovered that the corrupt officers at the Airport enclosed all the money they forcibly collected from Nigerians on board the Emirates Airline that conveyed me to Jakarta that day.

That was how I salvaged other Nigerians who arrived the Airport from that moment onwards. I was told Nigerian passport holders are now being attended to with full respect at the point of entry. The era of $500 to $1,000 bribe for nothing has been defeated.

Funny enough, the Nigerian Ambassador to Indonesia, who I first reported this case to, did absolutely nothing about it. He once told the Consular General, Emabassy of Nigeria, Indonesia, to inform me that they were still trying to get an appointment with the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Indonesia. Two months gone and they are still booking appointments. If I had waited for them, my money would have gone and our citizens visiting Indonesia for businesses would still be suffering intimidation and extortion. This is why nobody cared to report this crime to our Embassy because they all know that the report will be swept under the carpet.

In the photos are the petitions (with different addresses), Immigration form (Purpose of visit) and Immigration Letter of refund.

Google is telling me that the Nigerian ambassador in Indonesian is one hAKEEM bAlogun.


You should have mentioned his name. That's how they rub shit on the faces of Nigerians in overseas.

edgecution:
Trump is doing it for election and outrage. So many mass shootings don happen this year wey he no even go.

You mean boooohari

Just 20 lives and the President took to the scene.


Somewhere in shithole, a number of lives that equals the population of a state has been cruelly murdered, but the brain dead jihadist of a ruler never gave a speech on the national TV not to thinking visiting the affected places.

Buhari and his cohorts will never know peace, for all the suffering they put Nigerians through.

Not excluding any politician, they will all suffer a bad omen. Imagine even with all the evidence at hand, abacha's family are allowed to enjoy the Nigeria sweat stolen by the evil family head abacha.

But if it were to be a common man, everything belonging to them would have been seized, be it inherited property or not. The claim would be that, those were proceeds form the crime.

Obasanjo(evil spreader), Gej, yaradua, and this deveil himself(ghost-hari) and every current and past governors, senators, and ministers. May you all never know peace for your atrocities are excess.

[quote author= post=80972483]To a New and better Nigeria we go.

No more impunity in our nation.

Stealing is NOW Corruption.

God bless Nigeria. [/quote]Certified professional mumu. I wonder how you manage to sleep with your style of life

logon599:
I never thought Dybala would fit into Man Utd team.

Thoughtier.

You people can thought for Africa


So why didn't you say it beforehand?

Sellfish:
Hmmm

God's own Country indeed.... Imagine running away from Fulani Herdsmen in this shithole to Amelika only to get wasted by some crazy dumb fvck

Better to die in America than being wasted in a shithole

Randy100:
I don't understand this story. Which brother was sleeping with the wife? The wife brother or the husband brother.

My dear the husband brother slept with the wife and the and the wife killed the brother husband and the brother husband's house was burnt.

Did you understand

tallfish145:
are you an olosho?

Yes I am, can you now go and die? Or you can call DSS to come and arrest me.

Many men that can't even go for week without sex or soapy will just be spewing trash against women.

If I redress you face face now, they will say....

In as much as I condemn her rape incident, I do not see sense in the "virgin on hijab" you attached there.

Unless if you are telling that being raped as a virgin on hijab is more evil than being raped as anon virgin on weavon or even low hair cut.

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Gandollar:
He is surely here under a different moniker. I did promise him long ago that he would soon go under cover like those before him because he would be thoroughly violated for being a slowpoke. Sarrki, jesuslovesyou, omenkalives and all their known aliases have been duely chased underground and now operating under cover.
Haahhahahaha, omenka naim suffer pass..

You mean omenka, omenkalive, A.K.A Ngeneukwu.
Those ones are ancestral zombies

shacks99:
I long expected this statement from the government.Atiku should grow up, when your golden road has reach the end, find the strength to move on.

netpro:
Atiku should be mindful of his cheerleaders before he ends up in Jail for Felony and being a Threat to National Security.

A word is enough to those who care.

O boy see mentality. God help us with these kind kids with substandard IQ that APC is grooming in Nigeria.

Dear nairalanders, I am bringing to your notice the disappearance of a nairalander (BBQ/Suya man. A.K.A ZOMBIE senior officer).

Hope he has not been caught while in operation? We all know he is a herdsman.

gaby:
Lol

Na Mr. Ibu born the naijaloaded guy?

Ayam not understanding.

Honestly you 98% members of nairaland are all mad(porn intended). You guys will always make someone regret ever coming to report a case to your station.

The same treatment mumsy gave way back. Everytime we complained about someone looking for our trouble, she was like "if you had not gone there how would he/she come to your house to ask for your trouble"