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TravelRe: Catch Me If You Can : Follow-me Car Chases Emirates Superjumbo During Takeoff by kalvoken(m): 10:22pm On Aug 27, 2019
grin
Music/RadioRe: 5 Biggest Nigerian-International Music Collaborations Of All-Time by kalvoken(m): 7:05pm On Aug 27, 2019
Psqaure ft Rick rose should top the list
CrimeRe: Taraba: Gunmen attack family of five in Takum, kill one by kalvoken(m): 11:27am On Aug 27, 2019
Nigeria jagajaga truly
CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by kalvoken(m): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2019
sofiscatedmoron:
when your phone lost you used a second or friends phone to dial your number, then the thief sent you text ,either with your own phone or anothet phone,
hope you understand
It wasn't stated on the post, so one needed to ask
CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by kalvoken(m): 10:02am On Aug 27, 2019
priceaction:
How did he get the message?via which phone and number? Who is fooling who? If it's Facebook, understandable because the guy might send message before logging him out? But text messages to another number? How did he know the number?
I was beginning to doubt the saying "you can all fool one person all the time but can't fool everyone all the time"


Thank you for standing out among those on FP.
PoliticsRe: APC Disqualifies 12 Kogi Governorship Aspirants (Full List) by kalvoken(m): 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2019
Barondenigeria:
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What's going on? Why are the comments exactly opposite the thread's content??
You must be new here.

Those guys no be am. More less "the thread is of no use to them.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Guber: Huge Number Of APC Aspirants Is Due To My Efforts - Gov Bello by kalvoken(m): 2:24pm On Aug 23, 2019
So when is he going to commission the project. "Political thriving environment".

At least, we can now put his now on the book to have commissioned something as a governor.

If buhari is a dunce, Yamaha below is DUNCEST cool

SportsRe: Man Bathing Publicly In Onitsha Because Of Chelsea-Leicester Match (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:07am On Aug 19, 2019
post=81387927:
Na so MADNESS dey start!

The only positive we see in this is that, he is a man of his words!
Unlike buhari, your god.

So you really do have sense, but tribalism/hatred won't allow you to use it.

PoliticsRe: Police Arrest IPOB Members Who Attacked Ekweremadu In Germany by kalvoken(m): 12:22pm On Aug 18, 2019
Afamed:
The court in Ochanja market or Enugu Ezike?
Oga hapukwa okwu ezike-oba n'ala naira nke a.


Ejikwana ezike maa aka
CrimeRe: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by kalvoken(m): 9:32am On Aug 17, 2019
Niceman4u:
is this a true life story or a movie script?
if it is a true life story ur deserves to be made the chief driver of the nation
A true life story. Though I am not the driver, my uncle is.
CrimeRe: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by kalvoken(m): 9:16am On Aug 17, 2019
Mustsucceed:
Eeyyahhh..he saved lives those bastards would have raped and possibly killed .maybe kidnap some .some robbers are told to make sure they kill by their babalawo
He would have been the first victim. Their plan was to take out the drive first.
CrimeRe: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by kalvoken(m): 9:13am On Aug 17, 2019
Rotimi47:
shocked your Uncle deserve a medal.
He himself couldn't believe how he did it.

It is God that used him to save everyone onboard
CrimeRe: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by kalvoken(m):
Eseries:
This story sweet ehh ehh!

Were you a child when your uncle told you this story? cheesy huh
olasunkanmimart:
Nice super story. Wale Adenuga must see this.
This is a true life story. He was crying in our compound that said day, because he couldn't believe he had taken someone's life.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Covers Genevieve Magazine In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by kalvoken(m): 5:42am On Aug 17, 2019
Bukden16:
The teen tire me sef...
Is this guy chewing bike in his Mouth or what is it he is eating?

You wouldn't say it to be teeth
CrimeRe: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by kalvoken(m): 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2019
People take risk sha.

Daytime is no safe in Nigeria no more, yet you guys ply that danger zone at night.


Thank God for their lives. My uncle once killed robbers along along okigwe road, year back. He said that she the idiot pulled out the pistol, corked it and was raising it to his head while standing in front of his bus. He just unmatched the brake and ran through the fucker. The rest pulled out motorbike from bush and took after their bus. He was speeding very fast until he got to a gully pothole on the road, he matched the bake steadily with the steering stronlgy held.

The robbers too who were already at the tail of the bus all crashed at the back of the bus. He said that they heard them screaming "my legs are cut" while they sped off. Passengers after they got to the park contributed money for him in appreciation.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Covers Genevieve Magazine In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by kalvoken(m):
Why is seun osewa advertising dog meat on this platformhuh

When did dog meat change from 404 to 502. huh

Lalasnake
Seundog

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Covers Genevieve Magazine In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by kalvoken(m):
Mekenz:
sorry is like you haven't seen an unclad breast before, forget all those enhanced Bobby you're seeing,unless a woman has a small breast, which tend to stand because of no much gravitational force,any average or big breast always point to North,only difference is how meaty the breast is,which will be the yardstick in determining whether the breast is OK or not.

her breast is OK.
This is the type of people who vote buhari during election. Imagine! Of all the numerous challenges every reasonable Nigerians are facing, you have the time to waste time in analysing breast matters.

Minister of breast matters (both sitting, standing and sleeping breast)

SportsRe: UEFA Super Cup: Liverpool Goalkeeper, VAR Accused Of Cheating In Penalty Kick by kalvoken(m): 8:05am On Aug 15, 2019
fiizznation:
Well you know the penalty that was given to Chelsea in the game wasn't actually a penalty because Adrian's hand didn't have much contact with Abraham's legs. I even though Abraham would be yellow-carded for diving. Anyway that's a story for another day. The officiating was bad, but eventually Liverpool came out victorious.
But it did have contact, that's what matters.

Well Chelsea pulled a nice game.
SportsRe: Maduka Okoye Gets Super Eagles Invite, The First by kalvoken(m): 11:39pm On Aug 14, 2019
FisifunKododada:
Na fine we go chop? Please if Oshiomole is the best GK we have, he should be invited ASAP.
Very very bad mouth.

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy: "80% Of Nigerian People Don’t Like Me" by kalvoken(m): 10:54am On Aug 14, 2019
safarigirl:
so you think her over 3 million followers on Instagram are all Nigerians? Do you know how social media works?

Let us even assume the 3 million are Nigerians, Nigeris has a population of 200 million people, 10% of that population is 20 million. 3 million still does not scratch the surface of her rather exaggerated figures. Not up to 5 million Nigerians know DJ Cuppy, both home and abroad, so, how will 80% dislike her? undecided
And assuming our assumption of them being Nigerians are true, how sure are we that the 3 million acct following her are not owned by 100 peoplehuh
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy: "80% Of Nigerian People Don’t Like Me" by kalvoken(m): 10:47am On Aug 14, 2019
MJBOLT:
in northern states like bauchi,kastina,sokoto,borno,zamfara etc i doubt if anybody know who dj cuppy is undecided

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Imagine how far you have gone. How many Yoruba indigenes know that femis otedola has a daughter called cuppy who's trying to be a singer DJhuh
RomanceRe: Groom Walks Out After Seeing Bride Kiss Another Man On Wedding Day (Video) by kalvoken(m): 7:56am On Aug 13, 2019
JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Typical whoring bitch submission.
Marriage is not by force. And its definitely not for whoring thots. Thots beget more thots. Guys stop trying to make whores wives. It never works. They always return back to their whoring default settings. *Spits*
Nna e, ihe idi kariri egwu!

Idi egwu. Obi mapurum mgbe huru aha gi "ONYE-IKPE-NA-EGBU N' ANYASI". Mana mgbe obi huru I he odide signature gi " AMU GUBA OTU, OGBA MMIRI, o machitere azu na ahu m.

TravelRe: My Ordeal At Soekarno-hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia by kalvoken(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2019
SirBunky85:
another nonsense submission
No post will make sense to a senseless fellow.

TravelRe: My Ordeal At Soekarno-hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia by kalvoken(m): 7:19pm On Aug 11, 2019
SirBunky85:
who ask u?are u more cerebral than the op who chose not to mention his name? Nonsense
See this salah ram o, how did you manage to escape today's slaughter?

TravelRe: My Ordeal At Soekarno-hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia by kalvoken(m):
chimauga:
MY ORDEAL AT SOEKARNO-HATTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT JAKARTA, INDONESIA

There is this derisive impression about Nigerian passport holders in most of the International Airports in different parts of the world, especially in Indonesia. The Immigration officers molest, exploit and forcibly take huge amount of bribes from Nigerians and threaten deportation if one refuses to give in. This happens even when one has not committed any offence. They show no respect to one’s Status so far you are carrying Nigerian passport.

On the 17th June 2019, I was once again greeted with harassment by Indonesian Immigration officers. The ugly incidence spurred me to take up a fight against their intimidation of Nigerians. I know that what they are doing is a corrupt practice and we are their major victims. No matter how our country is, we do not deserve such discriminatory extortion.

So, on that day, I arrived Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia, in an Emirates Airline from Dubai (EK0356). On disembarking from the Aircraft, I was walking to the queue when an immigration officer halted me. He asked for my passport. As he saw a Nigerian passport, he took me to their office and handed my passport over to his colleague. I greeted the officer sitting down in the office. He ignored me. Three times I greeted so he could say what the problem was but he remained silent and kept deaf ears. So I stood waiting for him to break his silence. I was standing, waiting for what I do not know, for 30 minutes before he muttered any word. Finally, he asked of my hotel reservation, return ticket and my Visa receipt, which I presented all to him.

The next question was, "do you want to go into the country?"

I said "yes".

He replied, "Calculate the fare of a one-way ticket from Jakarta to Abuja and give it to me to permit you entry".

I pretended as if I didn't understand what he was saying. The next thing he did was to google the cost of a one-way ticket with his mobile phone and showed it to me that it was $1,200usd (N432,000). I kept silent, trying to make a sense out of his embarrassing demand. But he didn’t stop there. He threatened to deport me by making copies of my travel documents.

At this point, I remembered my sad experience on the 9th October 2018 on this same Airport for refusing to bribe an Immigration officer with $200usd which nearly lead to my deportation. On that fateful day, they had already handed me over to the security and airline staff, reconfirmed my return ticket, checked in my luggage for eventual deportation. Had it not been I was able to place a call to my visa sponsor who intervened immediately by calling the airport Immigration boss and pleaded on my behalf, I would have been deported for no reason and would have lost huge sum and time. To the glory of God, the deportation was reversed. Meanwhile, this is a country I have been traveling to for 12 years without any infraction of their laws in whatever way. I never overstayed my visit, never broke any law, never even accused of any offense. My only offense was carrying Nigerian passport.

With that bad experience, which I was not ready to have a repeat of, I decided to be soft to this one demanding I should bribe him with $1,200usd. He later came down to $500 (N180,000) after a prolonged pleading. I immediately gave him the money but copied his name and saved it in my phone.

On the 21st June 2019, I prepared petitions which I addressed to the following parastatals:
1. Kedutaan Besar Republik Federsi Nigeria (Ambassador, Embassy of Federal Republic of Nigeria)
2. Direktorat Jendral Imigrasi (Comptroller of Immigration)
3. Direktorat Saber Pungli (Anti-Financial Fraud)
4. Pengaddan Dugaan Pidana Korups (Anti-Corruption).

First, I visited the Nigerian Embassy, met with the Ambassador and handed over my petition to him. He summoned an emergency meeting with all the Embassy's senior staff. He appeared very impressive. He commended my courage and promised to follow it up.

I stepped out of the Embassy and moved to Indonesian Immigration headquarters. On my arrival at the Immigration, it was difficult to gain access to meet with the overall Boss, the Jendral (comptroller), but when I claimed to be a Nigerian diplomat, they let me in. They ran security checks on me, gave me a form to fill my purpose of visit. I filled "High Rate of Bribery and Corruption Scandal Going on at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport, Jakarta". This form must have caught the attention of the Immigration boss as he didn't hesitate to request for me.

I gave him my petition. He read but couldn't believe that such was going on in their Airport. I provided the name of the Staff, which I copied into my phone. He typed the name in an application in his Laptop and it displayed the photo image of the Immigration officer. I confirmed the picture was that of the man who collected bribe of $500usd from me. He thanked me for coming up with such information, which he said no one had ever brought to his desk. He made a promise that he would investigate the report and invite me for an update within 48 hours.

In less than 24 hours of my report, I was invited by the Immigration boss. Upon my arrival to his office, I was given a VIP treat. The Jendral, that is the Immigration boss, started with an apology on behalf of the entire Immigration and Indonesian government. He went further to tell me that the officer who extorted money from me accepted he did it, and implicated four other senior “intelligent” officers who were involved in the indecent act. He narrated that the five senior officers had been dismissed immediately, that their dismissal letter would be given to them at the end of our meeting.

A sealed envelope was handed over to me. Inside the envelope were an apology letter and a sum of $1,600usd. The Jendral did not know that the money enclosed in the envelope was above the amount they collected from me. He was so amazed when I told him the money was in excess of my money. He decided to confirm it himself and discovered that the corrupt officers at the Airport enclosed all the money they forcibly collected from Nigerians on board the Emirates Airline that conveyed me to Jakarta that day.

That was how I salvaged other Nigerians who arrived the Airport from that moment onwards. I was told Nigerian passport holders are now being attended to with full respect at the point of entry. The era of $500 to $1,000 bribe for nothing has been defeated.

Funny enough, the Nigerian Ambassador to Indonesia, who I first reported this case to, did absolutely nothing about it. He once told the Consular General, Emabassy of Nigeria, Indonesia, to inform me that they were still trying to get an appointment with the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Indonesia. Two months gone and they are still booking appointments. If I had waited for them, my money would have gone and our citizens visiting Indonesia for businesses would still be suffering intimidation and extortion. This is why nobody cared to report this crime to our Embassy because they all know that the report will be swept under the carpet.

In the photos are the petitions (with different addresses), Immigration form (Purpose of visit) and Immigration Letter of refund.
Google is telling me that the Nigerian ambassador in Indonesian is one hAKEEM bAlogun.


You should have mentioned his name. That's how they rub shit on the faces of Nigerians in overseas.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting: President Trump And Wife Visit Dayton And El Paso (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:09pm On Aug 08, 2019
edgecution:
Trump is doing it for election and outrage. So many mass shootings don happen this year wey he no even go.
You mean booooharihuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting: President Trump And Wife Visit Dayton And El Paso (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:03pm On Aug 08, 2019
cry

Just 20 lives and the President took to the scene.


Somewhere in shithole, a number of lives that equals the population of a state has been cruelly murdered, but the brain dead jihadist of a ruler never gave a speech on the national TV not to thinking visiting the affected places.

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