₦airaland Forum

Benosky011:
Like a young man who discovered his ex is now the minister for finance, I feel heart broken looking at Hazard in that Jersey.

I don't think I'll stand stand the pains of watching him play for Madrid.

bukatyne:
1. A fantastic sex life: someone who is satisfied is content and rational around sex. For it to be fantastic, it has to be quantity and quality.

2. Communication: Self explanatory

3. Honesty: Be open and honest especially when you have different/ new expectations from your spouse.

4. Self control: create boundaries because you would see someone who has that nagging 20% your spouse does not have. Tangling with them would be forgoing the 80% for the 20% that you were doing without.

5. Apperance: put a great effort into looking, smelling and feeling good for your spouse.

6. Behaviour: create a safe haven for them. When your wide or husband is afraid to come home, there is a problem. When your home is a war zone, it is dicey.

7. Love: saving the best for the last

Men who have Madonna-LovePeddler complex should seek help.

eeshiemokha:
Hmmmmm...

Temptations are everywhere. It doesn't matter whether one is single or married. I am particularly blessed with a great gal whom I am proud to call my wife and quite frankly I would have loved to tell you that being married to one so precious makes me immune from such 'temptations' but this however is not the case.

Like every warm blooded human out there, I am prone to temptations and would definitely fall if I decide to dine with the devil, no matter how long my spoon is. Given that I know these for a fact, I make a conscious effort each day to flee from any place or person that would likely make me fall.

FortifiedCity:
Poor man

Lamasta:
They should go and arrest the entire staff of ACCESS BANK cos that is the only bank you will save N20,000 and after 3 month your balance will show 17, 590 without withdrawal

Explorers:
Waoh.... See ride, see money. Happy sale bro.

JasonScoolari:
How many times have you called your lifeless dry leaf of a president back home when he keeps using tax payers money to lodge Lauretta Onochie in a London hotel?


Hypocrite.

RichBoy247:
She stole the country's budget

kennygee:
Easy sir.

exco90:
you are wicked.. and you should he arrested for saying the gospel truth.

zibya:
Its a presidential order and yet Buhari has got nothing to do with it abi? Then who is the president issuing 'presidential orders'

sunnyside16:
It was a presidential order.

davodyguy:
No, they would not

We have too many kids on Nairaland now compared to before.

Recall what Nairaland was back then?

I'm talking about 2007 to 2013. You remember before you became a mod that we always had this debate with the atheists at the Religion Section. You had a crush on Jayriginal

Then we had fun and did contacted each other outside Nairaland. Things have really changed.

We now have kids who are freshers or Jambites and know absolutely nothing. Hence, it is very easy for one idiot to mislead them into hating another tribe. An idiot who had the opportunity for revolution, but ran away and started brainwashing people to hate their country. I can't understand what's happening.

I am a christian, no one can convince mean to hate Christianity except if I'm personally convinced myself.
I'm a Nigeria, no one can tell me to hate my country, except I choose to.
I am a human being, no one can tell me to hate on another who did no wrong to me

Andrew2017:
Isn't it funny how death can make someone very popular overnight?

Vanity upon Vanity, we strive to achieve better things in life only to end up in a six feet long grave.

Life, it ain't fair!!!

You can take a minute to reminisce on your life, one day we are all going to die.

R.I.P to the fallen soldier!

RESPECT!

TheMoniker:
This motherfuçker just mentioned me. I despise you and I curse the day you were born on your parent’s behalf.
The most hated guy on earth. May your life be run the same way Buhari is ruling that god forsaken naija.