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RomanceRe: Pls Help! Am Seriously In Love With A Guy That Dont Seem To Love Me by kambo(m): 10:44am On Apr 22, 2013
date other guys. For variety and perspective. There is always a better alternatve. There is always a new better product on d assembly line and honda cars of 2020 will b mind blowg.. Just Clear ur garage 4 new arrivals.
Christianity EtcRe: What you dont know about satan by kambo(m): 7:11pm On Apr 19, 2013
yea u right pscience is a physical tool of enquiry. Thts wat dis heady atheists swear by. Science also fraudulently tries to define to us d boundaries of reality by shoe horning everything into a physical mould of sorts.
Christianity EtcRe: Intimate Temptations, Christians How Do You Cope? by kambo(m): 6:58pm On Apr 19, 2013
ur story seems fishy. She came in in a skimpy dress - where did she go 2 change? Cuz i know most hostels ar singl room affairs with d bathroom at d end of d hall, too far for a quick change. "She pushed u d bed"- werent there others in d room also? Or did she bribe them to leave? "she wanted u to scre.w her in d room" what if a room mate came in? I know some students ar so brazen but tht's sth else .. Pls clarify.
RomanceRe: I Denied My Boyfriend Inorder To Get A Job... by kambo(m): 11:43am On Apr 19, 2013
better 2 learn how to make meatpie and donuts and sell thn let one old gorilla put his lusty paws on me. If i were a wman. If u deny ur husband/bf for a job u aint worth it. Tempted to deny ur husband by hide ur ring for job in glo - job in world bank nko? U'll include free s.ex in d c.v without being ask'd.. Women seem so willing to b debased for favors..
RomanceRe: its all better now by kambo(m): 11:21am On Apr 19, 2013
kiss him passionatelly evry time and call him sweery and honey. Dnt act like an ashe o! Also ramp up your playfulness and sense of humor. Do these continuously even if u feel sick of it 4 6 months - till u get used to it and he to u. Then he wont want to leave u. Cuz older naija girls are as goal oriented as a corporate hawk and as cheerful as a tiger- theyre just no fun to b with and ultra materialistic leeches with underground ammo of sour temper. Also dress like a diva all d time so he goes "gosh ur so beautiful " with his eyes and begin to distance from him wen ur with him i.e wen not playin with him - dnt engage in conversation lie in his arms (like i know u probably do) just dnt b too available. Dont carry long face o! Dnt sit idle read a novel watch a movie hang with d girls browse internet i.e hav a life of ur own even wen with him. If he starts conversation nod but keep mum. Ths will increase ur mystique respect and desirabilty. If he gets other girls they'll quickly bore him cuz of their typicalness bt u'll always b on his mind..
RomanceRe: Guys How Would You React If Your Closest Friend Is Wooing Your GF? by kambo(m): 1:47am On Apr 19, 2013
interestg grammer: "tried to molestation d girl" . "... Discomunnicated d guy"
RomanceRe: Is It Really A Bad Thing If You Get Married To An Older Man? by kambo(m): 1:42am On Apr 19, 2013
if everybody said it's bad will u change ur mind ?
RomanceRe: its all better now by kambo(m): 8:23pm On Apr 18, 2013
a lady once stayed with a man for 3 years without d man proposing. She got fed up and decided to move out forefully, d man beggd and pleaded nothg moved her, the only thng to make her change her mind wud b a marraige proposal. The man proposed to her tht day. Another story. Woman stayed with ths fellow for 12 years, she had 3 children frm d union. Man ddnt marry her in d end. In both cases men enjoyed wife services (sex company omestic help) while d ladies languished in hope. Its crude but it's better u know where u stand with him . Asap. U dnt doubl date prbly cuz u dnt wnt sleep wt too many men and feel like a wh.ore bt u cud seriously b missg some good opprtnities.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am I Ugly??????? by kambo(m): 7:51pm On Apr 18, 2013
if u were handsome u'd b handsome in an inconsequential way. If u were ugly.. Who cares , after people finish insultg abt ur looks they'll let u b. Get a life. Low self esteem makes u ugly.
Christianity EtcRe: Immorality In Unilag by kambo(m): 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2013
welcome to christianity a religion with tonnes of hypocrites. U dnt know a christian on sunday..but some christians ar still growing (bible calls them babies) and babies make mistakes but others too love 4ck 4ck yet they wan go heaven. Others wan hold body dey do holy holy but it's like their missg some fun. If this is wat see wat abt wat u dnt see? Heavn ddnt easy and d eres a devil wu aint lazy ..
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 7:05pm On Apr 18, 2013
in a huge way scientific advancement will only accelerate man's perversion. So much for d virtues of science d atheists creed. because of unregerated man's evil nature science will only b his tool for wider evil. The internet: good- information dissemination (man's brain child). Internet porn- man's use of the tool of science. 2. Cell phone/gsm : man's brain child for communication. Also man's tool for scamming, etc 3. Atm/electronic cash : ease of moving money. Man invents atm frauds. 4. Software : tools for data processing man's evil nature creates malicious software 5. Knowledge of physics used to create weapons of mass destruction ... Science will cure all man's problem! Joke of d century.. Without a change of nature man will eventually b his own nemesis. Man needs Jesus. The man who left Jesus traded gold for the ashes of unbelief.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 6:29pm On Apr 18, 2013
@ooman. "what about d pacemaker" what about it? Your body is d container of your spirit, your spirit experiences and interacts wt d physical world thru an earth-suite called d body. At least ur question abt d bible saying man is a spirit has been answered from scriptures. Your spirit sees thru ur eyes but dont some people use glasses? Ur die wen ur spirit leaves ur body (d bible also says this). U say science doesnt believe in d existence of a "mind"? Wat a joke. But science believes in logical thought processes and disciplines like mathematics , philosophy are fully acknowledged. Science believes in a mind though in its miguided attempt to physicalize all phenomena it interpretes all manifestation as physical i.e coming from d brain. Mind u, meta physical disciplines and experiments ar also conducted in science. Like TM, mind over matter investigation, the sub conscious etc. The disciplines of psychology and psychiatry dnt believe in mind right? " problems styming science" like i mentioned previously.. U ask wat religion solution proffers? Ok. The bible, which is God word, diagnosis d problem differently. It says man by nature is evil and d vices exhibited by man are just d fallouts of his nature much like a dog cant help but bark or a donkey bray. With these in view d solution is dat man needs a new nature (nature here means spirit). That's y i say u dnt lump christianity with other religions. After man 's evil nature is changed man can THeN and only then do good. Who does the nature (read spirit) surgery. God. The nature surgery is wat makes man recreated (aka born again) . So long as the old nature remains man will doing wrong and causing lotta pain. Scientific reasoning and techniks cant bring a PErMAnENT cure. And since science denies d existence of d spirit it is doomed to fail @ making man good. In this regard the bible-based christianity has practical benefits to society.
ProgrammingCompiler Writing Skills Necessary by kambo(op): 6:12pm On Apr 17, 2013
some of d more interestg applications require mini languages. Which requires serious parsing teckniks..and executionary efficiency. All subsets of d arcane almost dead art of compiler writing.
Christianity EtcRe: Parents, Buying Toys For Children Will Demonise Them. Toys Are Demonic by kambo(m): 2:30am On Apr 17, 2013
poster,it's good taste to cite source of d material.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 20 Evil Bible Stories by kambo(m): 2:03am On Apr 17, 2013
sure i am.. Just helping d poster find som wick'd thngs abt God to post abt..can't u see his list aint complete?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was Killed, Please How Does That Translate To Dieing For Our Sins? by kambo(m): 1:54am On Apr 17, 2013
did this poster get his claims from a bible? Which one? Sb just thinks of d bat and comes online to post . Cite d verse s .
Christianity EtcRe: Top 20 Evil Bible Stories by kambo(m): 10:48pm On Apr 16, 2013
hmm nice one , in addition. For christians heaven isnt gauranteed christians name can be blotted out of d book of life. 2.) in dat day, judgement day, according to Jesus- some men of god will b shocked tht they're denied heaven after years of meritorious christian service ! Mouth agape they'll ask Jesus "i cast out devils in your name, i healed d sick, i made the blind sea i .. " but all thse pleas will fall on deaf ears! - God wont even remember All their years of service. 3.) true lil children too will be thrown into d lake of fire! Very good people wu never did any wrong infact people wu were world famous received merit awards etc all because they didnt "receive Jesus! As their lord and saviour" just that. 4.) infact god is so wicked he is sending over 80 percnt of the world he creatd to Hell he is so merciless ... How can a Kind God send some1 to hell? Beats me.... So poster here are 4 more points to add to ur list of a "wicked god"..
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was Killed, Please How Does That Translate To Dieing For Our Sins? by kambo(m): 10:19pm On Apr 16, 2013
how dyu know he was a jew? And how dyu know he wasnt happy about it(were u in his mind) . How dyu know his disciples werent happy abt it?
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 4:12pm On Apr 16, 2013
@ooman "where does it say man is a spirit?" . U were a christian and u ask this- ddnt u read ur bible? Philipians 4 v 23- the grace of our Lord be with your spirit. (your spirit is also a receptacle where certain spiritual realities can b stored. E.g Grace) 1thessalonians 5 v 23: may your whole spirit,soul, and body b kept blameless at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. (observe the order of pre eminence. Your spirit , to God is first in importance) Proverbs 20 v 27 - the spirit of man is the candle of the Lord. ( God's design is to guide man thru man's spirit. Not thru man's 5 senses. Which is the proof u atheists and sceptics trip over.ur spirit is the real you) the bible also calls the spirit the "inner man", the body the outer man/flesh , the heart etc. The bible says the life of the body comes from the spirit and wen the spirit is taken out of the body the body dies. Meaning... The electrical pulses that keep ur heart beating comes from ur SPirit! The bible says everyman will b judged for the deeds committed in the body insinuating tht his spirit will b judged for what his spirit used his body and mine to do on earth.. Wht i'm telling u is fundamentals every christian shd know ... Science believes man is body and mind (mind is a component of d soul) - so by extension science believes in soul because the mind can b observed to some extent. Science doesnt blve tht man is a spirit, in other words science picture of man is incomplete using this incomplete profile it tries to solve man's problems. For purely physical and mental/logical problems it succeeds sometimes but for spiritual problems it fails and keeps failing. It fails at tackling spiritual problems because it uses the wrong tools . Some problems baffling society and science. Divorce: high rate of marital failures despite relative affluence of modern man. 2.) violence : violence gore murder is d bane of urban life 3.)) pornography - a billion dollar industry tht is corrupting young children wrecking homes and marraiges and causing wives heart ache. 4.) greed and corruption: the picture abt the modern man is a materialistic one . Tax evation, corporate prostitution, money laundering etc these are some problems plaguing soceity threatening the very fabric of it. And science is almost helpless at providing a lasting solution because it's viewpoint.
RomanceRe: What A WORLD!!! by kambo(m): 9:31am On Apr 16, 2013
gettg married aint d issue. Havg a successful marraige is . God fearing spouse wu wont sleep around well groomed children love and respect.. Som runz girls hav notin 2 bring 2 d marraige xcpt s.ex cuz dats wat d got their phd in b4 hookin up... Most marraiges in society are rotten and hollow inside cuz both parties are rotten too.
RomanceRe: I Need Advice Concerning My Ex by kambo(m): 11:58pm On Apr 15, 2013
as a man , and in ur future relationships, learn the hard art of unplugging from women. This is to clear ur head and stiffle/purge needy tendencies from taking root. Once a woman knows tht she's got u , it's just a matter of time b4 she begins treatg u like dirt. Think of it this way, theyre some people wu giv away their things -that are still workg- because their tired of it. Introduce breaks into ur relationships where u'r inaccessible 4 extended periods of time. Also, introduce deliberate friction instead of always talking soft and cooey - like bust on her if she messes up, get angry with her and dnt reconcile - for emotional variety. Soft guys like u bore girls silly and make thm wanna cheat but d girl will never tell u y she's tired of u. Even if u get anoda girl it's likely dat she'll cheat or get bored wt u.
RomanceRe: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by kambo(m): 2:40am On Apr 15, 2013
@dsb "wat exactly dyu want!?" kai, d silly questions women ask. Like she ddnt know.. @dantata ur relationship cud hav begun many many years earlier but for d girly games ur then-babe was playing..
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 8:00pm On Apr 14, 2013
@ooman u are in a state of great denial and thick delusion. because d claims of science as ludicross as any myth u may class under religion. First, stop lumping d bible (with other religions ) to spare u confusion. The bible completes ur knowledge about u. It says man is a Spirit, soul and body. Science says man is a Soul and Body simply because scientist can discern the mind ( i think therefore i am jargon) and d body (uve got a mirror) . Science is repeatedly and roundly failing at solving fundamental social problems because its fundamental premises about who man is is wrong... And based on this wrong warped premise it is cooking up hit-and-miss moral cures... Oddly success eventually boils down to a bible principle (the so called mythical book). Science without God will screw u up.
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards by kambo(m): 3:31am On Apr 14, 2013
if witches and wizards are real would you want to believe in them? the thoughts of them are unpleasant so you'd not like to even thnk about them. But does that affect their existence?
People say they saw this and that and others ar trying to tell them THEY DIDNT SEE IT?!
so you are the eyes of the people?! unh.
Others try to RE-EXPLAIN to the people what they saw - "no you really didnt see this you saw that"
Fact: IF YOU DONT WANT TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING no fact will convince you - you'll work your way around any proof or fact provided.
How much more do you want to be convinced that witches and wizards exists?
if one walks up to you and openly admits -- you'll give a spin to it
if one performs their acts - you'll give anoda spin to it
if one writes his confessions in a book - you'll say its a lie
etc..
Besides.. its UNCOOL believing in things like Witches and Wizards . just not cool. maybe
you can say Jesus , but not Witches and wizards...
so its UNCOOL to talk about the devil also
and its even UNCOOL to preach ..
and its uncool to SH*T TOO..
so we dont do these UNCOOL things .. and we wish they didnt exists...
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 2:58am On Apr 14, 2013
ancient relic called a bible -- sweeping comments u atheists make.
"the bible is FILLED WITH LIES AND bla bla " -- ur not qualified to make this comment.
"all facts must be proven" - this is the favorite tripping stone of u atheists.
all PHYSICAL AND LOGICAL facts are/may be provable? right. but not all facts are PHYSICAL
the bible makes the proposition u /and self-deluding people deny that the WORLD is more than THE PHYSICAL AND LOGICAL DIMENSION- science which is your bastion can only comment on
issues subject to physical (five senses) and (logical) investigation.
Welcome to the new world - God is a spirit! You are a spirit , the devil is a spirit, and he wants your soul. which you'r giving to him without a f ight anyway.
Science , even if it wanted to cannot investigate spiritual phenomenom - because it is out of the realm of the five senses, it is out of the realm of the logical - , therefore it labels it MYTHOLOGY. SCIENCE, and the creed of atheists, goes a step further and makes a fatal logical error which you support: if it is not PHYSICALLY VERIFIABLE AND NOT LOGICALLY DISCERNABLE it is NOT REAL!! (THIS IS WRONG REASONING) . YOU ARE DEFINING ,reality as physical and logical substance - you are choosing your subset of reality - you ar wrong wrong wrong.
so much an appeal for science, a physical tool for determining a spiritual allegation -
a foremost logician,kurt Godel, proved that even science CANNOT discover all LOGICAL TRUTHS!!
WHAT'S WORSE - they're some computable problems in mathematics that cannot be discoverd by the best
tools given to man in any feasible time frame !! i mean (man at his best - will only know less of what can be known!)
yet in his ignorance , men go trying to disprove God with their shallow brains and tools.

In case you dont know it . The bible is completely logical.
if you cannot physically discern a phenomenom and you cannot logically deduce it. Then the only way, such a phenomenom can be communicated to you is supernaturally, GOD , inspired men by his HOLY SPIRIT to write the Bible - so that the things you cannot
know with you mind and 5 senses can be revealed to you in writing. This is completely logical.
if A blind man has never seen what a picture of mona lisa looks like, does that mean
that painting doesnt exists? - it just means he the blind man can't see it.
the only way he can prove the fact is to see it - but until he see it the only thing he can do is accept the description of it as told him by ONE who has seen it.
One day you'll see the spirit realm . But until then, you either have to accept the description of it as given by the Bible or reject it. the choice is yours.
God is real.
RomanceRe: No Guy Tripping 4 Your Chick/no Chick Tripping For Your Guy by kambo(m): 8:12pm On Apr 13, 2013
But u dnt thnk u know a girl until u know her crowd status.. And girls will also check out d kind of attention u are pulling sorry guys most babes will dump u if they see that they are d best thing 2 ever happen to u. A guy wt no attention frm d opposite sex looks lonely and unwanted.. Wrong signal. A girl wt no attention (odd since even ugly girls gat chasers) or attention of a lower class will send a guy running.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons A Former Pastor Became An Atheist by kambo(m): 7:48pm On Apr 13, 2013
@ooman sincere seekers dont argue with facts and feelings hav no role in validating truths. The bible clearly and unequivocally states that humans are spirit beings with physical manifestations called bodies.. Humans ar just a class of spirit beings , accepting this statement puts a new spin on things and solves backlogs of puzzling questions. The bible says events originate first from d spirit realm b4 they bcome physical realities..but science or rather atheists want to believe this is not so. Ur education in life hasnt started until u really know these things.. U will find out d truth but it may b too late.
RomanceRe: Do I Or Don't I Marry My Nigerian Boyfriend by kambo(m): 10:38pm On Apr 12, 2013
she's lookg for love and prbly a yung stud - he is looking for a ticket and just found his cat paw. Recocilg the two is like mixing acid and water. I smell an explosion coming some scalding burn and burning regrets...
RomanceRe: Do I Or Don't I Marry My Nigerian Boyfriend by kambo(m): 8:29pm On Apr 12, 2013
wisdom looks ahead ... At 51 u still talking like u need to b whippd on d bumbum . Imagine ths drivel frm u. See many people hav insensible crushes but they stiffle them out. Temptation will come stupid seeds will b planted on ur mind but actg out ths foolish script is shameful. 20yrs+ from now he's gonna thnk what got into him? What he saw in dat old hag , he'll accuse u of manipulating him , he'll run around and justify it.. Dnt come crying then.. U've been told.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Seek Dominating & Abusive Men? Is It Normal? by kambo(m): 7:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
+iiii read some stuff by d'angelo years ago and he said attraction isnt a choice... Ur behavior fits his description to a T. I was amused wt some of d thngs he said, he must b right.. So right on this. Now i'm readg a real life confession story..frm a naijan. He also said attrction isnt logical and ladies hate a man who always does their bidding.. his material struck me as original and intelligent. I knw women like the "shock" of attraction, but they like 2 pretend and many ladies concur wt wat u sayng but wdnt b bold enuff to admit it even a faceless forum like nl. Just b careful u dnt get wt sb wu is gonna harm u physically..
RomanceRe: Do I Or Don't I Marry My Nigerian Boyfriend by kambo(m): 6:31pm On Apr 12, 2013
take ur heart to d gym cuz a heart break is coming to test it.. Of course his relations know ur d ticket to his breakthru i mean visa. Shine ur eye they say
RomanceRe: Why Taking Women To Dinner And Paying Is A Bad Thing by kambo(m): 3:08am On Apr 11, 2013
hey pleep are you fronting for the poster? why is it bothering you
you like eating this degenerate crap he's feeding ...

"where is your car parked!" - i laff.
is this guy in touch with realities (in naija at all)
how many babes in the pool of available ones dangle car keys?!

in the west where its taken for granted that almost everybody drives a car ,
for as low as $4 000 one can buy a car.
nigerian students first priorities in the U.S is to buy a car ,cuz its the mode of transportation.
You're advicing your misguided prospects who'll shell money for you plagiarised
materials to go about asking say every one of the pool of fine babes they'll be
meeting "where is your car parked?! "
Babes that for the most case twisted the arm of a man somewhere to buy their
black berry , fake hair, and shoe ?
I'd like to see the look they'll give you?! cheesy cheesy cheesy

further proof of pliagarism.

the quality of the suggestion prose - in the original write up by the poster -
is at variance with the quality of writing the posters replies with.
The poster pliagarised his content..
see this:

bukason1: You know how you used to hated it when every guy that approached you try to impress you with expensive dinner, fancy car and bosting about how much they are worth.
here's anoda one - poster original writing..


bukason1: You know I love it whenever my writing generate such heat. It makes me be 100% sure that I got gold.

And for comment that you "pity the women in my life" - actually sweetie the opposite should be the case.

I mean got like testomies to comfirm this.
...
bukason1: I mean I have answered and responded to all the: "woman broke your heart so you are taking it out on other women" comments.
I going refer you back to a respond I made to "Sapphire86".

Pay attention sweetie, it goes a long way.

Or do you just like "TalkingToYaSelf". Lol.
Any body with a discerning eye -- knows that
the quality of writing in the responses of the poster
differs markedly from the quality of the prose in
the original content - especially the one
describing how to play the power games - aka dont pay for dinner..
man - the guy is spooning off pliagarised content and passing
it off as if he's the originator..

now compare with this..
see the difference.
(this must have been where he opened a book and started typing vertabim!!
or highlighted a whole block from a pdf or ms word doc!!
)
bukason1: ---------------------------------------------
This is exactly where you want her to be.
---------------------------------------------

When you meet for drink, actually drink beer.

After you have tea for 30 or 60 minutes, decide how YOU like HER. If you want to continue say either:
"Hey, let's keep talking. I want to shop for a bit, come along."

...or...

"Hey, let's keep talking. Where are you parked? You can follow me..." (to your place, of course).

In either case, just assume that she will go along with whatever you're doing, and she almost always will if you're doing a good job well.

If you do go out "shopping", go to a funky alternative neighborhood that has movie shops, record stores, ethnic food restaurants, etc. Every city has an area like this, so go there.

These places are SO GREAT because they have fun and interesting conversation BUILT RIGHT IN.

If things are going well, and you're enjoying the time with her, you can then have her follow you over to your place.

Again, just tell her that you're enjoying the conversation, and that you'd like to continue...and for her to follow you.

Total expense (if you pay for her drink and yours):

A few bucks.

How much better is this than taking her out to an expensive meal and trying to have a normal conversation across a table while being forced to stare right at each other all night?

You do the math.

If you actually do a little creative thinking, you can figure out ALL KINDS of great things to do that cost little or no money at all when you go out with women.
so much for nigerian original content... * yawn!! ***
bye !! i'm outa here..

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