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blank: Like i said before, So what if it is?

I'm just stating what I noticed from your post. Nothing more.

debrief08: Like I said, come back in 10 years when we speak the same language

I doubt we'll ever speak the same language. What language will I be speaking with a wrinkled lady in an old people's home?

debrief08: Sharrap there, All these children, What do you know about s3x in marriage? Because you are in university sneaking and stealing s3x you wont let people hear word. I pray and hope you dont date married men who tell you this trash you are saying.
The s3x on demand i meant was women in non functional marriages whose needs are not met or cared for and are trained to be zombies. A functional marriage is where both parties are on the same wave length, understanding and s3exually compatible.
If for any reason I say No to my husband he doesnt go crying and threatening me with an affair like some Nigerian Men do, thats what I meant. A real marriage is work for both husband and wife, come back in 10 years when you can understand the language I am speaking

^LOL! Why did your husband let you out of your cage?

What is so special about 'sex' in marriage? Whaat? Do you get to do special positions or try other orifices?

How is the sex in marriage different to sex in a relationship? Or is it because there is a paper to say you can have sex?

Is it my fault that you married a useless husband who would go cheat because you denied them one night of sex? What is your reason for denying him sex, your va.gi.na dey pain you?





Lol@the old witches coming out of their holes.

2buff: Naww I don't share.
Who knows how many other sweaty testicles have been all up on that?

LOoOl!!!

abiki: Pls someone should tell the lizard on the green beret to shut the hell up. You're even lucky you have one.Spreading diseases that are yet to be discovered.

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*Falls off wall*

LmfaOooooooo!!!

pro01: YES! That's how nature designed it. . .which is why you would easily find men with several wives; can you show me any woman you know that has several 'concurrent' husbands? You creatures should stop equating yourselves with men only when it suits you, while you conveniently play the 'weaker sex' card when it is convenient for you.

There are cultures in which yóu have females having more than one husbands.

Even in Nigeria, sha. I can't remember which ethnic group it was.

debosky: Exactly? Especially the s3x on demand bit.

Lol, abi Oo. They are acting as if they don't gag for it when the man asks for sex.

...Because it's the man who mostly has the courage to initiate sex(since the woman won't due to 'shyness'), he is now 'demanding' it..

Women! Smh!

^ahahahahaha

[quote author=obo_man]After watching the video, I think the criticism is harsh.... Most of the costumes the gurls are wearing, you will see women wearing them around beaches all over the world


Because women wear bikinis when they visit beaches, does that means I can't take my son/daughter to beaches?[/quote]Noooooo!

You son and daughter might r..ape the people in bikinis.

blank: So what?
That is everyday life my dear and not all these romantic novels.
Save energy for where it is needed.

Noone said anything about romantic novels. It's just making an effort to add spice into your relationship. Seems like you have given up from this post. If that's YOUR everyday married life, same old routines? It does sound boring.

jennykadry: What is this nonsense? Mr perfect yet people have issues with you in the religious section? Even you and your "peace making" way cannot get things right, if you did people won't hate you as much as they do now

Hating on an online forum?

Jisos, people need to start getting a life outside of nairaland. WTF!

The "Nigerian Wife" is pictured as one who does it all and gives S3x on demand

Erm, what's wrong with this?

^did Adam not have a brain of his own? Anyway, no surprise there. Eve was carrying the world between her legs.

we thank God that he gave you a pen1s but someone has to have a uterus to bring your unborn child for this world.

No, 02.

It happened to me a while back. I even munched it, just incase.
I logged in as kandiikane and that name appeared.

Lucky!

^because of your fishy smell?

^i won't spend such ridiculous amount just on fake hair but my aunty went to dubai and bought me some brazilian pieces. They are cheaper there.

It's lovely(see my profile) but tbh, I have had cheaper priced weave with a better quality.

I bought gycholic acid(30%) from ebay. I have been very lazy with it. Use it only twice since I bought it. Couldn't leave it for more than two mins because it burned too much.

^have you heard of what he has been doing to that country.

...Pro1 came in, looked and walked off.


*drops a tumbleweed on the thread*

slimyem: na my own today nah..but na your own tomorrow sha..Mr
practicers'!

blank: Welcome home.

I don't need to ask about his day or vice versa cos we would have talked about it already.
Then we both spend time and play with our kid and plan the next day's activity while i make supper.

No big deal there jor.

Gosh! It sounds so boring!

ifyalways: When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

Lmaoo! I was going to ask the same question.

Idowuogbo: I no deny!

Na wash. Idowu dey drink tea from tiny tea cups using her thumb and index finger with legs gathered. She goes to horse races in a dress and fluffy hat.