₦airaland Forum

*In Mawi's voice*

”What can I say except you're welcome".

The irony of life is, if you weren't physically challenged you would never fancy a physically challenged woman. So don't blame women who don't want anything with you. If you were in their shoes, you wouldn't want anything to do with you.


But I know of a man in my community, I know this man personally. He's a lawyer, even aki and paw paw are taller than him but he has a young beautiful wife and a kid.

So don't give up on love.

Abia is not underatted. It is a poor state especially in terms of infrastructure.

If you've been to neighboring states like Port Harcourt, Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Imo, Ebonyi e.t.c you'll know the difference.

You guys should stop all this I'm fine, I'm fine rant.

For every fine boy or girl out there, there is someone finer.

If you think your beauty is a curse, why don't you try being ugly!

We need such disciplinary actions in various NYSC camps.

golddare:
Just look for one good stick, keep it in your car, just one swipe the dog will keep its distance from you. Dont give room for high blood pressure.

This Napoli team is so composed!

I won't be surprised if they beat Barcelona at Camp nou. No kidding!

Xavfra:
From the story I don't even know what links witchcraft with this.....

The man is only facing the only thing I vehemently hate above life in general:

Unforseen circumstances!

Martinez and Capslocked! You guys really deserve awards!

Superstition and conspiracy theories have done more harm to our society today and no one is even trying to at least teach the upcoming generation these things are not true.

I don't understand why a grown up man will believe a wife who is probably too happy to be called a Mrs. Is behind the husband's downfall; I'm positive such a man still believes India beated Nigera 99 goals to 1.




I wanted to do something like this when the issue of Deeper Life Corps member and skirk/trouser issue came up, I just didn't have the strength.

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I would send my mum 5k recharge card and keep 95k to myself, I need the money more than they do.

My dad wouldn't need the recharge card. He recharges steadily.

cue64:
A country where the people are Sane

As in?

No mago mago, no manipulation of any sort.

I want to marry from this country.

Tell me why men in this country won't be feminist?

femi4:
Exactly

Inside life, lẹ o ti ri (that's where you ll see) 5alive

Still doesn't make sense though

The song "Soapy" doesn't make sense.

I prefer "I am not a yahoo boy".

Naira Marley's song is always sweet though!

Naira Marley never said "go to the 5 alive" or "go to the deeper life", you clearly don't understand yoruba.

He said; "lo o ti ri5 alive" and "lo o ti ri deeper life" which translates as:

Inside life, you'll find 5 alive.
Inside life, you'll find deeper life.

People are found of reiterating that they can't take their life for anything...






























Until they get depressed.

Let me try.

On the button add click event to it:

onclick="addFifty()"

On the amount HTML tag, add an id of "add":

id="add".

On your script tag, write this:

<Script>
Var add = document.getElementById("add" ) .value;

function addFifty (){

Var result = add + 50;

document.getElementById("add" ) .value = result;

}

This should work.


</Script>

The wrong lyrics are sweeter!

Where is pipbasket?

Sex and nudity pays.

Women are well aware of this fact though.

Find a passion!

Enter a relationship.

Make friends.

Make enemies.

Focus on your academics.

Have fun and enjoy your life.

Stop worrying.


Stay away from crime and anything that you could be addicted to.

VAR is bae!

Join a group with lots of women.

In Nigeria, the only time people will firmly say no is when they are being asked out by someone they don't like.


"No can't do" will do just fine!

We see it online but these guys do it live.

Bros! You dey provoke me o!

You should have at least arrested the mutherfoker if you didn't have the liver of hitting him back. Why didn't you even hit back? There is no crime in that, it's called self-defense for God F**king sake!


Don't always listen to your wife, listen to yourself.

So, TheYoda and Saxy4c are now friends or what?

She doesn't! Women don't forget such things.

To avoid sleep paralysis, do the following:
1. Stop sleeping late.
2. If you have to sleep late make sure you bath and take enough water.
Sleep paralysis is natural.

At least our people fear juju.

A thief no matter how pretty, is a thief.

They come out to say this but in their respective closets they believe and teach the opposite.