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Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Resist This Kind Of Seduction From This Curvy Lady? (photos) by Karleb(m): 2:19pm On May 27, 2019

The guy might also be gay.

He might have just finished having sex with a more endowed and baeutiful lady.

He might even be used to such.

Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 19 by Karleb(m): 1:52pm On May 27, 2019

Otenzy:
Please what's the contest about? Didn't know there was a contest o

Trade USD100 demo excellently and real USD100 shall be yours.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Juventus Ready To Offer Two Players To Man United In Exchange For Pogba by Karleb(m): 1:11pm On May 26, 2019

What more can a red devil ask for?

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Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 19 by Karleb(m): 6:38pm On May 25, 2019

This is touching!
To even think just 3 have won it. I feel like joining the contest but...

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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by Karleb(m): 3:15pm On May 25, 2019

mattonnairaland:
Messi is a King
Ronaldo is a god

In eminen's voice:
Why be a king when you can be a god!?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Prophecy Of Obaofusa Against Mjbolt(both Nairalanders) by Karleb(m): 9:02am On May 25, 2019

I believe Mjbolt should be security conscious till the end of this year both online and offline, these people will do anything in their power to make their bullshi.ts come to pass.

...and take the prophecy will a pinch of salt. Prophecies from various Daddy G.Os in Nigeria has failed again and again, you won't notice because no one will talk about it especially their members.

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Romance › Re: 'Make Nobody Run o' - Man Pens A Funny Message To Feminist Wife (Pics) by Karleb(m): 10:27pm On May 24, 2019

Martinez39:
I am sure you manufactured the low self esteem that you are seeing.

I searched the whole thread for the low self-esteem and couldn't find it.

I guess she just learnt those words.

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Romance › Re: 'Make Nobody Run o' - Man Pens A Funny Message To Feminist Wife (Pics) by Karleb(m): 10:20pm On May 24, 2019

ThothHermes:
A dumb feminist is a tautology

Table Shakers Association of Nairaland.

I hail thee!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Theresa May Announces Her Resignation As British Prime Minister by Karleb(m): 5:11pm On May 24, 2019

It was initially Cameron, now it's May.

I do hope the next PM will not resign before this brexit that is always coming soon.

Romance › Re: True Of False: Do Mothers Naturally Care More For The Child? by Karleb(m): 2:59pm On May 24, 2019

In a perfect world, mothers care more.

In reality, mothers have more acceptance and endurance compared to fathers.

They also have a mammary gland that strengthen the mother-child relationship, love and bond. But all we've got is nipples without milk.

Mothers also have a way of overemphasizing their roles in their children life, all mothers are guilty of this and it's a form of blackmail. So the child ends up believing that until s/he becomes a parent, s/he also passes the believe to her/his children until a circle/believe system is created.

Fathers on the other hand do not have time for this bull.shit!

Politics › Re: The Most Rational Reasoning On Recent High Rate Of Suicide In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 4:21pm On May 21, 2019

I could remember when I sat for my first JAMB and failed woefully, I wanted to kill myself. I was so determined to commit suicide and I would have gone ahead with the plan if not for my parents and a man who gave me an advice.

Now imagine if my parents were not bothered, imagine if they were adding salts to my injury, imagine if they had called me a failure. By now, I would have joined my ancestors.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Dumps Islam Then This Happen... by Karleb(m): 12:19am On May 20, 2019

The man has a smart lawyer.

Christianity Etc › Re: 27 People Dead, 18 In Critical Condition After Drinking ‘jik’ In Zambian Church by Karleb(m): 10:50pm On May 19, 2019

CAPSLOCKED:
"According to escaping Temple members, children were given the drink first by their own parents, families were told to lie down together......

GOT THAT PART FROM WIKI.
MORØNIC PEOPLE BECOME MØRONIC PARENTS, WHO GIVE BIRTH TO MORE MØRONIC PEOPLE THAT GROW INTO MØRONIC PARENTS.

I PITY THE ADULT MAN WHO TAKES EVERY WORD OF HIS PARENTS BECAUSE "PARENTS KNOW BETTER", AND "WHATEVER AN ELDER CAN SEE SITTING A CHILD CANNOT SEE EVEN IF HE CLIMBS UP A HILL".

THAT'S THE RUBBISH THE OLD CLOWNS CONTINUE TO USE IN KEEPING YOUNG PEOPLE UNDER THEIR CONTROL, AND MANY YOUNG PEOPLE ARE FAILING TO SEE THE FOOLERY IN SUCH IDEAS.

OVER 400 CHILDREN WERE EITHER KILLED OR HARMED BY THEIR OWN PARENTS IN THE JIM JONES MASS MURDER EXPERIMENT.... BECAUSE OF RELIGION.

THIS FURTHER PROVES THAT BELIEVING IN RELIGION AND OTHER THINGS BECAUSE YOU GOT IT FROM YOUR PARENTS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. IF MORE PEOPLE LEARN TO QUESTION THINGS BEFORE ACCEPTING THEM THE MESS WE'RE FINDING AROUND THESE DAYS WILL BE MINIMIZED, I BELIEVE.

This comment is GOLD!

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Jesus Christ" Spotted In Clouds Over Argentina by Karleb(m): 4:11am On May 19, 2019

My issue now is how this people knew for sure it was Jesus and not Judas or Muhammad.

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Education › Re: Steps To Take In Dealing With Depression And Suicidal Thoughts by Karleb(m): 7:27am On May 18, 2019

I do not see anything wrong with taking alcohol when you are depressed, people take it when they are sad. But the drugs? That's a no!

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Sports › Re: Liverpool And Fans Celebrate (4 - 0) Win Against Barcelona (photos) by Karleb(m): 11:37pm On May 07, 2019

This is what I keep telling my Man Utd faithfuls, Liverpool are not the enemy. Barcelona and GUARDIOLA (Man City) are. I don't see Liverpool as a rival, I see them as allies. They're like the UK to our USA, and I am really thanking them for the opportunity they've provided to mock and shame Barcelona and that 4 feet 5 midget (they call him Messi Aigbe now). Trust me, the hate is that much.

Make no mistake, Messi is an excellent player that I respect a lot but I just do not like him. Players I like are those players that are not Messi.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Karleb(m): 11:06pm On May 07, 2019

brainhgeek:
This guys fit make heaven so?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Karleb(m): 10:43pm On May 07, 2019

Congratulation to Barcelona for winning the "Ronaldo got out before us" trophy!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 10:39pm On May 07, 2019

emitope:
Karma.....

The same thing happened to RONALDO when he jubilated after scoring against us in the group stage, the ended up losing the match.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Karleb(m): 10:18pm On May 07, 2019

To even think a team as shitty as this would compare itself to Real Madrid is what really baffles me.

You defeated Man Utd, a team shattered by Mourinho and his mediocre players and you think that's enough head booster to win the UCL?

BTW, congrats to Barcelona for winning the "We didn't lose at camp nou" trophy!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Karleb(m): 10:06pm On May 07, 2019

THE ONLY THING THEY'LL KEEP WINNING IS THEIR FARMER'S LEAGUE (this goes for Bayern Munich and Paris Saint German) AND CUPA DERAIL!

LALIGA WAS JUST SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE HAD CRISTIANO RONALDO.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Karleb(m): 10:00pm On May 07, 2019

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BARCCCCCCCCAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUUCCK MESSSIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

FUUCCK TREBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUUCCK GUARDIOLA AND HIS IMAGINARY QUADRUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Observing Election Rallies In South Africa (Photos) by Karleb(m): 5:52pm On May 06, 2019

E don try wey I see this man.

Nairaland General › Re: Pictures That Show You Were Lucky To Be Born In The Right Place by Karleb(m): 7:13am On Apr 29, 2019

Instead of thanking Jesus, why not ask him why?

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Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Defends Regina Daniels, slams women over hypocrisy by Karleb(m): 7:08am On Apr 29, 2019

tunwumi:
Since you didn't see anything bad in this, I pray that may your children end up with this type of faith or luck.

You are sick!

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Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Karleb(m): 7:05am On Apr 29, 2019

Umarzy:
Guy. You again? This guy and hate are 5 & 6.i thought you are only against CR7, i don't know you still have hatred with Liverpool and virgil. Why is your life like this?. Am sure if you even see a rat or goat doing well among their pairs, you will still hate. Like, what's your Aim in life?

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Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Karleb(m): 6:46am On Apr 29, 2019

Corrosiveman:
The only award LooserFools would celebrate this season.....Besides how is this guy a good defender when he have been Chopping Goals in Celtic anyway he is a product of English media hype so its nothing new

Quit hating.

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Business › Re: How To Get Free 100$ To Start Forex Trading By FBS by Karleb(m): 6:34am On Apr 29, 2019

olaolaking:
But you can see where he says 0.01 lot

Per trade is 0.01.

overall for a month is 5lots.

That's the summary.

Romance › Re: Ilegend Claimed I Scammed Him Which I Didn't. My Complete Story. by Karleb(m): 5:51pm On Apr 28, 2019

Op you need to change your mentality! You did what for 2k? No of fence meant but are you crazy?

What stops you from charging for more, I mean much more.

Funny thing is this legend guy has money, I doubt if he has a book that sells for 2k. Plagiarism and modern slavery is bad, just too bad.

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Sports › Re: If Man City Gets 3 Points Over Burnley Fc Today I Will Stop Watching Football. by Karleb(m): 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2019

iTearHerToto:
Liverpool were leading with 7 points ahead of man city at the beginning of the year and they are here today wishing for another team's downfall. Man city has worked so hard to catch up with them while they were busy drawing matches.

Liverpool is a failed team. Quote your ancestors

Define a failed team?

Mr. Man! Man City were leading at the start of the season before Liverpool took the lead.

Business › Re: How To Get Free 100$ To Start Forex Trading By FBS by Karleb(m): 11:53am On Apr 28, 2019

OyaNaija:
hmm... 5lots at a time, not with $100
read properly

I believe you are the one that needs to re-read what you wrote.
You want an right thinking human to trade 5lots for 30days with $100?

Business › Re: How To Get Free 100$ To Start Forex Trading By FBS by Karleb(m): 12:46am On Apr 28, 2019

5lots with $100?
You guys are crazy!!!

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