₦airaland Forum

Henry22:
What are this stuffs please?

Garri and groundnut.

Groceries and floating berries.

CosmicPhoenix:

This is what consistency looks like
Do am if e easy

If you can't beat them, hate them.

NeckingNgulping:
That 86k can't buy a 1.3kva generator in the Nigerian market. I mean the one that's a little bit above 'i pass my neighbour'. Infact, it's totally useless compared to its worth 3yrs back.

Another instance.

When a dollar was N150, with N150k you would buy the best iPhone but these days, it's over a million naira.

Funny thing is, 1 million was easier to earn those times than now.

All these our hard currencies earner suppose dey reason this.

He should leave the job and starve to death. Idiot.

Don't worry. By the time you are 38, earning 40k and your 5 kids have autism you go know.

Gerrard59:
Compared to raising five children, it is cheap. If the useless OP and his moronic supporters use condoms every time they fvck their stoopid wives, he would not have reached five children. Why do you people like condoning irresponsibility? Why? Why do you people like dodging the aspect of making hard decisions to better una lives? Suffer no dey tire una?

Guy, no dey too worry yourself about these people.

They cannot be Redeemed or saved. It's like trying to keep a hoe.

The guy wey dey defend probably got similar problem like the OP. If you check well well, na dem still dey do tribalism and chop agbado.

So how do you expect people to live?

You want them to worry about death on a daily basis? Or be too pacifist and docile for their own good?

The right way to live is to enjoy your life without the fear of death or judgment from folks like you after death?
Worrying about death won't make it avertible.

Between this man and his wife I no know who useless pass.

Na so una dick and toto sweet una reach? 5 kids at 38! Lawd haff merci!

You will love groceries and floating berries.

If you friend wants to sponsor your japa, that's great.

As for your decision to sell your land, it's totally up to you. If things no work out, na you go say NL mislead you.

But if na me...

Happy birthday. 🎂

God has buttered your bread my brother.

Happy married life!

Same market force responsible for subsidy removal and floating of naira.

E come bet like as Elon Musk dey test for production.

E don be! Did they also cancel the official Bentley they were going to buy?

How far?

Fellow Nigerians, relax! We are on top of the situation.

Jagaban is working. 🤡🤡

As APC member, na 200 per litre we dey buy am.

Sai Tinubu! Sai Baba!

Honestly, married people don't have problems.

What is this?

Samantha124:
What do you expect us to do when we're hungry?

I expect una to vote the right candidate.

They are copying something that the whites have been doing for a while now.

Bukola94:
@Mr Karleb, u will be surprise that 50% to 60% Nigeria men&women did not got married to their first lovers. So don't mind them, let's be deceiving ourselves. When my brother bet with me & won,I was so surprise I never marry my 1st love. The relationship just end, not that we fought. She just dump me,and u will be amazed that we still communicate often till date. Happy weekend to u

Happy weekend to you too leader!

You can only accept no 4 but you have the rest. Dey play!

When you people will not vote for good government.

Next 4 years is coming, if spinsters don't vote wisely, bachelor's that have money will decrease by half their current number.

They said it's 80k for people in SW. I no dey fear!

This is why feminists will always be dumb to me.

A man once said "a drunk man is wiser than 3 women (feminists) with a pHD".

Even as a Christian, I hate all those morning prayers.

The difference between ocean and sea.
The difference between tin and tintinnabulation.

tensazangetsu20:
You can believe anything you want sha. It's not as if we are arguing, I will get the money

Was it not on Twitter the other day Netflix was advertising $900k per year for front end developer?

And we want the world to take us serious.

Mrfixiit:
Having a criminal drug lord as a president comes with many consequences. This is one of them

I wonder why we don't think these things have consequences.

Imagine if you want to check-in in a hotel and you hear the manager of the hotel kidnap people occasionally. Dey play!