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@blu: "person", teeheehee, havn't heard that one b4. I'll remember to call my boss that next time

Ejadamen:
@ Kay9

favouredjb:
@kay9
lol! thanks man.

First, they were weeping, now they've graduated to laffing; an improvement i admit, but. . . . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU CAN'T RANT WHEN YOU ARE LAFFING!!!
Ok, ok, i know when i'm pushing it, but really it's my man V who's better at this sorta thing, making peeps smile i mean Nice to see y'all brightening up again.

_{Now, can we have some rants please?}

@Ejad: Straighten up little soldier.
A 2-yr investmnt down the drain, makes me wanna break things.
Just dump his backside n move on to better things. . . .(actually, there's still space in my mamacita entourage,  )

@favoured: He got a new gf? Easy. Go get yoself a new bf, too. Whatever happend to sweet revenge?

Finally, ladies, ladies, ladies, PLEASE STOP WEEPING!! We want you to be angry, angry, ANGRY!!! Damn.

bluespice:
i take offence to the fact that my name wasn't mentioned
i mean what the actual flipping flying phuck?

Ahhhh!! How did i do that? The Queen of Rantland herself, and the 2009 Lit-NL poster of the year! Babe-Blu, no mind me, na over-gingering cos am

EjaD, stop talking to crazy psychos like that. When an e-diot isn't bold enough to admit that he's an e-diot, then he must be an e-diot on a loooooooong ting!

See, i want to rant, i really do. But i ain't got s.h!t to rant about. Now, neto n EjaD, u 2 just came in here n yelled n dissd WITHOUT EVEN TELLING US WHO U RANTING AT!! Nawa o, me too i wan follow rant naw, haba.
See, kay9 is jumping n gingering over here; just tell me who the e-diotic bownzle is and what he/she/they did - then sit back and watch me and Sisi (and Blaze, if he hasn't taken permanent residence in Bermuda) take 'em to smithereens. And V, too, when he isn't bemoaning the fate of humanity

vescucci:
Maybe you both should write books

Naaaaaaa!! Don't know about neto, but i know that that would require me abandoning my Gulder extra lager - and that is just unacceptable!!!! 

@sino: whatagwan dude? u been scarce.

Which reminds me, where da bligging blue blazes is Blazeman??

@neto: u talk so convincingly i'm having a hard time disagreeing with u. Lemme sleep on this 2nyt, hmm; i'll giv an answer 2mrrw. Those 2 links are quite thought-provoking . . . .

@V: of course he has a point! What do you think i am, dumb? I just don't agree with him is all.

netotse:
@Kay
God must really love you, mopols are far from sane o, so messing with them is not pure, your lucky you didn't push them back, the wahala you woulda entered wont have part 2. . .

. . .plus they have no rant thread to go to. . .lol

Thanks for the advice, but the truth is i'm a likkle unhinged too myself. Heard it from parents, friends, collegues - even enemies have promised me retribution in the form of an unexpected police brouhaha.  But one thing has always been my driving force: The man died in him who keeps silent in the face of oppression (- George Mangakis)

Now don't get me wrong Neto; i admit it was pretty petty picking a case with those mopol officers over something that wasn't even my business - that's why i was glad when it was over. And yes, talking back at mopols is about the most risky thing a person can do in Nigeria. But to suggest that one shouldn't mess with them cos they're insane - now that to me is as bad as condoning their unlawful actions (how else are they gonna know they are wrong if no one is bold enough to tell them otherwise??).

The Nigerian policeman has a lot of things to deal with. Agreed, but does that IN ANY WAY justify taking it out on the ordinary citizen? Lets be sincere, the typical "mmofo" abuses your right because he can do it, and you can't do jack s.H!t about it; it has little to do with his bad work conditions. Shrinks all over the world will tell you that the ONLY way to handle a bully is to stand up to him; you might go home with a broken nose, but you can be assured he's not gonna be bothering you much anymore.

Nigerian mopols aren't primary school bullies; they are grown men toting around AK-47s, each with a screw or two loose in his head. So what it boils down to is this: You can pick courage and tell them they are wrong, and either smile away triumphant, or take a bullet in the tommy and die (i ain't kidding). OR you can meekly keep quiet and be treated like a 2nd class human being. The choice is yours; but i'll be damned if i'm going to let the man in me die.

One last thing; we all wish SOMEONE will make these mopols stop maltreating citizens and respect their rights. Now, go back and ask yourself: WHO IS "SOMEONE"? 

Hi blaze, blu, Sisi, V, EjaD, n da Rant crew.

Had a run in wiv 2 mopol officers this morning; case wasn't really my beef, but u knw your home-boy eats beefs 4 breakfast

The traffic was horrible (as usual), cars n taxis n buses all trying to outdo Michael Schumacher. Na so dis two mmofo on their lousy suzuki bike just cut thru the road over to oncoming traffic lane. Naturally they now had to b on the defensive as they were wrong side (plus the cars rushing them towards weren't overly concernd for their safety). Me, i just tanda for one corner dey look dem, waiting for my friend to drive down n pick me. Anyhows, it wasnt too long b4 one car finally bumps the silly mmofos off the road. The guy just applied more speed n zoomd off, leaving the mopols raining down curses. Thats whn i steppd in:

- But officer, u guys were wrong! U were on the wrong side of the road!
- Ehen?! So mak him wounjor us, kwo? Na him u dey talk?
- see, officer, sorry u guys almost got hurt, but . . . .
- sharrap! I say mak u . . . .
- (i'm getting angry now) Shut up for what? For telling u were breaking traffic rules?
- So u dey suffort am kwo? Mak him wounjor me? U wan mak i arrest u now?
- Like hell!! LIKE BLOODY HELL!!! . . . .

On n on it went, one of 'em even pushed me on the chest a coupla times, but of course i cldn't push him back, no thanks to his uniform. I just too angry to cuss right now, cos, see i aint big or anything, but i know on a good day i'd take on those two blasted, gadfosaken, hungry-looking mmofos n send 'em home crying to their mamas. Yet i couldn't do anything else but roll eyeballs at them. mehn, Jesus wept!

Well shaa, it all ended when another car swooped down n knocked their junkyard-ready suzuki motocycle into a gutter. . . .

hi blaze, blu, Sisi, V;
hope u'all are having a better wkend than i am.

EjaD, u've got spirit; i believe that poetic rant has made u stronger.

hi shinken n netoste, can see u already hav yo rant shoes on. Well, break a leg already - around here, we do it like fine wine!

P.S: blu, i just curios, how long does it take u to down 3 martinis?

vescucci:
Sisi, tether your imagination. Me and Blue? Why, that would be despoil. She's too much for me.

Kay, baba. I think you've found a soulmate in Ejadamen

@V, so u're trying to end the pillow debacle by directing attention to me? Wuss

@Ejadamen: no mind them, crazy stupid godforsaken black-hearted empty-headed ego-bloated (hhem! lemme catch me breath!) sh!t-hole-begotten morrafockers. Wheeew!

bluespice:
gerraway joh! i hate you

vescucci:
That's the spirit! Now tell that to your dad and you're a free woman

bluespice:
and that's why i hate you

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

bluespice:
I swear you are a fool,
see what your baseless pride has brought you too?
i mean seriously you just spent 7 minutes on the fone laughing like there's no problems when you both know there are problems!
can you not just ask for phuck's sake?!?!
ugh! you disgust me
seriously if i could live somewhere, anywhere, definitely, your head would be the last place
spineless, gutless arrogant biatch!

blu, u know u posted right after me. Well, for a while there i thought you were talking to me - _{e mi ke, proud?? hah!} - but then i read down. . . . It's that mango-headed baunzel you told us about sometime ago, abi? If he's really a fool, then i'm afraid you can't grudge him his stupidity.

vescucci:
Lol. Football ain't going nowhere, love. We're atomically intertwined. Through men on a deserted island and they start a league playing coconuts about.

@ejadamen: sorry man, i'm sticking with V on this one. 

Finished reading David Gemmell's Troy: Lord of the Silver Bow last wednesday; it was suuuu-weet!! Dayum! I thought i'd read, heard, and watched all there was about the stories of Troy and the greek and trojan heroes and all that - even read Homer's Iliad and Aenied - ok no, only read the Aenied, never got around to Iliad. But mehn, Mr. Gemmell has a re-invention. Me likey!!

Off to read the second installment: Shield of Thunder.

Been squeezing and squeezing for like 30mins, and still can't squeeze out even an ounce of ranting energy.

But i swear if my landlord hasn't done something about these cockroaches pouring out of his poo-tank behind my window by night-fall, this compound no go contain me and him o! Damn things kept me and me bros awake half-through the night - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! - fluttering and flying all over the place. . . . and generally spreading diseases and bacteria and virus and HIV everywhere!!  Yes, i'm sure they spread HIV, too.




P.S: Abeg someone _{(i nominate Epi )} should tell Seun to pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz turn off his cuss-words robot; for heaven's sake this is the f#cking rant thread - we should be allowed to cuss as much as we want!!!!!!!

hi y'all, been a looooooooooooonnng frigging while!! 
well, guess we all needed a break.

ok, kay9 signing back in.

Amsly, it's really quite simple: Tell 'em to go plug their heads into that portion of the body where the sun don't shine. Easy.