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Politics / Re: Edwin Clark Asks Tinubu To Remove Abia, Imo, Ondo From NDDC by Kelvin30286063(m): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2023 |
taylor88:But you want Cross River to be part of NDDC just because it's in the same geographic area even though it's a barren state. How stupid do you sound now? If South West are barren states then why are they recognized as oil producing states? 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by Kelvin30286063(m): 10:16pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
You're earning 100k, your employer is spending 7 million to sponsor you for a training. Doesn't look legit to them. It doesn't look legit to me too honestly. 5 Likes |
Events / Re: Two Twitter Users Claim Ownership Of A Graveside Photo by Kelvin30286063(m): 5:33pm On Oct 09, 2023 |
Thay Twitter. Hmm, nothing is safe there. Everybody is a detective ๐ |
Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by Kelvin30286063(m): 9:29am On Oct 07, 2023 |
Instead of you to go to the police station, give them the full gist and buy fuel in their vehicle so they can come and do their job, you're ranting on Nairaland. You bought a second hand starlink that was packaged like new, the sad thing is you can never use it cos the device is attached to someone's account. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Ruling On Tinted Glass by Kelvin30286063(m): 1:42pm On Oct 05, 2023 |
9icetoo:Since you know all these, then what's the question about? Don't know you're just creating content for Nigeria. I take back my advice. Meanwhile, giving them what you can so they don't waste your time is only a choice as it has always been with me. You can as well decide to quote all these laws to them and drag it but one thing I know for a fact is, you're not suppose to intentionally tint your glass when there's a law against it. There's a reason why the permit was banned in the first place. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Railway Corporation Suspends Erring Staff In Viral Video by Kelvin30286063(m): 5:48am On Oct 05, 2023 |
Should be arrested and prosecuted. You don't commit crime and get suspended. You get jailed to serve as deterrent to others like you. |
Car Talk / Re: Why Is This Car Such A Mystery? by Kelvin30286063(m): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2023 |
American cars are not popular in Africa. Part problem. |
Car Talk / Re: Ruling On Tinted Glass by Kelvin30286063(m): 7:22pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
9icetoo:Nigeria road safety law has nothing to do with tinted permit and that's how I know don't know jack about the car you drive. Tinted permit laws is in the jurisdiction of the Nigeria police force and they decide if they want to allow it or not. Tinted permit was suspended in March 20, 2022 and it's still suspended till now which means you're not allowed to have it. Continue talking rubbish in the name of patriotism. No worry, you go tey for road. Na only you go dey beg them with 5k later. |
Car Talk / Re: Ruling On Tinted Glass by Kelvin30286063(m): 11:55am On Oct 01, 2023 |
1c3JaY:Okay, here is the thing. The law does not allow you to have a tinted glass as long as it's not factory tinted. Even if it is, you only have about 6 months to change the glass to a none tinted glass. Before now, people get permits to use tinted glass with the excuse that they have eyes problem so permits are only issued to ordinary citizens on that ground but since the new rules says no tinted permit anymore. Even for public figures, police men have decided to use that as a means of extorting Nigerians. My simple advice to you is this, if you truly want to avoid trouble, forget the look of your car, remove the tint. If you don't want to remove it, then there are ways you can make police your friend. Be nice to them as soon as they stop you, start smiling, even if he's frowning at you, make jokes and smile, ask him why he's not happy. Try to get on his friendly side before he start questioning you. You can never go wrong with being too friendly or nice. Once he's done checking your papers, prepare some change with you already, give him 1k before he ask anything else. Tell him they are doing a great job. Do that at every junction they usually are and overtime they will all know you so when they see you next time, they will start joking with you before you even joke with them, they won't check your papers anymore, instead they will go straight to asking if you have something for them. It has worked for me over the last 8 years cos I have always tinted my cars and I have only gotten permit once. Mind you, if you're travel through Benin to Lagos, please I'm begging you with the name of God. Take enough money, have like 20k in change of 500. Those people along Benin to Lagos are notorious and they are always angry. Best thing is to give them the money as soon as they are trying to stop you before they ask you to park. The fact remains, even if you have a tinted permit, they will always find something as long as they want to make trouble so it's best to avoid trouble by being overtly nice that they don't have a choice than to be kind too. And don't ever say these words when dealing with an angry policeman: *I know my right (when you're wrong or you're not sure if you're wrong) *I'm calling my lawyer (when you know your lawyer cannot meet you there immediately) *Do you know who I am (when you're a nobody, even if you're somebody, they don't care) *My brother, uncle or whoever is a commissioner (when you know your relative is not even a sergeant) Hope these helps. Sorry for the long reply, just giving you some experience from my pool of experience. 8 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: My Boss Converted His Toyota Corolla To Electric by Kelvin30286063(m): 11:39am On Oct 01, 2023 |
Your boss is playing with fire ๐ฅ |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton EFL Cup 1 - 0 On 27th September 2023 by Kelvin30286063(m): 3:47pm On Sep 27, 2023 |
Chelsea fans will probably say they have arrived once they win this one. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why Tinubu Must Sack His US Lawyer By Festus Adedayo (The Cable) by Kelvin30286063(m): 4:13pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Who read that epistle they wrote there? Who even posted it! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Lagos Seeks FGโs Support In Funding Infrastructure Projects by Kelvin30286063(m): 3:59am On Sep 19, 2023 |
Has he forgotten so soon that Tinubu lost Lagos under his watch? I doubt he will get any support ๐ |
Crime / Re: Court Sends 15 Internet Fraudsters To Prison In Benin by Kelvin30286063(m): 9:37pm On Sep 15, 2023 |
Their crypto wallets nko? If they didn't check those ones, then they have done nothing handful to them with those forfeitures. If you know then you know. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Jagun Jagun: Femi Adebayo's Movie Gets Tongues Wagging by Kelvin30286063(m): 7:32am On Aug 12, 2023 |
MT:You're weird if you think that movie is not far better than Anikulapo and who the hell told you Yorubas don't fight with swords! It's either you're not yoruba or you don't know your history. Overall, I'll give it a 8/10 cos the only flaw in it is the fact that they used a different coffin when they edited the effect of that coffin under the river. Aside that, the story and acting is 100. Maybe you should watch it again. With an open mind this time cos it's obvious you've already condemned it in your mind before you watched it. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Only Five States Can Build Over 100 Km Of Electricity Transmission Lines - EMRC by Kelvin30286063(m): 11:49am On Aug 09, 2023 |
Because we are stuck in the past. Other advance countries have adopted better methods of generating power. You can't see overhead transmission lines in the US or the UK anymore. |
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Tinubu Wants Minimum Wage Doubled โ Spokesperson by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:31am On Aug 06, 2023 |
UnfairLife7:If I'm not a FG government worker, I would have believed you ๐คฆ You conveniently lie to people about how much people that works in ministries earn even though you don't even have a first hand knowledge of that. That's sad. DM me privately and I'll give you a snapshot of my last salary as a level 12 officer of my local government ministry. The mere fact that a lot of us complain about poor pay us not because we don't get paid well, it's because inflation makes our take home look like nothing. |
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Tinubu Wants Minimum Wage Doubled โ Spokesperson by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:54am On Aug 05, 2023 |
Ebubu3:60k for a level 12 worker is 720k per month. The entry level for a government worker as of today is level 8. With a 60k minimum wage, that's 480k per month before taxes unlike the 240k they earn before. After all taxes, they will still earn at least 420k per month now with the new minimum wage. No body said you should work in a private sector where there's no regular promotion. That's where minimum wage has no meaning ๐ |
Pets / My Caucasian Won't Go On Heat Again After The First Time. by Kelvin30286063(m): 10:33am On Aug 03, 2023 |
She came on heat once when she was a year and 1 month but I couldn't find the right quality to mate her with since she's really big and my vet adviced that we should wait for the next heat being the first one but since then, nothing. She will be 2 years next month ๐คฆ |
Pets / Re: How Old Does It Require For A Caucasian To Go On Heat. by Kelvin30286063(m): 10:30am On Aug 03, 2023 |
Raspberri:Mine is close to 2 years too. She came on heat once when she was a year and 1 month but I couldn't find the right quality to mate her with and my vet advices we wait for the next heat being the first one but since then, nothing. She will be 2 years next month ๐คฆ |
Car Talk / Re: Why the need to convert car fan to Manuel and remove thermostat by Kelvin30286063(m): 6:58am On Aug 01, 2023 |
Angrygoat:You're wrong. Just buy a good car and use the right oil. Been using my car for 2 years now. No conversion of fan, no removal of thermostat. It has not overheated once ever. 1 Like |
Food / Re: What Type Of Peppersoup Is Your Favourite? (pictures) by Kelvin30286063(m): 9:19pm On Jul 29, 2023 |
Goat meat peppersoup 1 Like |
Career / Re: My Experience With A Commissioner Of Police by Kelvin30286063(m): 4:33pm On Jul 27, 2023 |
I'm not an expert in police cases but the little I know, I can tell you that you only saw him cos you're about to be released. Now let me tell you why. DPOs and Commissioners in a police command must interview an arrested offender before his release cos he is the only one that can sign off your release. So when they took you to him, he has already signed off your release. Just wanted to do the last part of interviewing you. You should also know that the most highly ranked police officers are very civil and responsible. They got to the position after a lot of courses and training so they respect the uniform. And they protect their position cos any mistake and they get undressed, they won't get their retirement benefits. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by Kelvin30286063(m): 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2023 |
Humblelion1987:Let her travel. Once she's gone, find another girl. Life no hard, na we dey ask yeye questions from life. |
Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Kelvin30286063(m): 6:15am On Jul 24, 2023 |
Never experienced brake failure in my cars but I have experienced it on my powerbike. I was doing 140km/hr whole traveling to Akure from Ondo. Suddenly a bus was coming directly at me cos the driver had just overtaken a trailer in a tight face me, I face you road... I saw him late so I slammed on my back brake to slow down before supporting with my hand brake. At that speed, if I use my hand brake first, I'll lose control and if I only use back brake, it won't be enough to slow me down so I can maneuver so I slammed on my back brake. It worked but when it's time to support it with my hand brake. Na so my hand brake they make noise and front tire started shaking heavily. I lost my hand brake. I had to run off the road at about 100km/hr. I still don't know how I manage to hold on to the bike and didn't fall. I was literally shaking by the time it ass over. I parked and checked the front brake. Low and behold, grass as tangled on the brake disc so it prevented the brake from catching. Las Las, na God save me. 12 Likes |
Politics / Re: 'Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims' - Gazette, The Sun by Kelvin30286063(m): 6:23pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
Shey dem say nobody die? ๐ |
Romance / Re: Ijaw Bride Moody On Their Wedding Day Despite The Rain Of Money On Her (video) by Kelvin30286063(m): 1:18pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
A lot of things can trigger you on your wedding day. My wife got upset cos we didn't send two cars to bring her and her friends so they had to squeeze inside one. I got upset cos my best man forgot the Bible we were suppose to use. Trust me, it's always a busy and emotional day. I don't think this video has anything to do with love. |
Car Talk / Re: ... by Kelvin30286063(m): 4:24pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
OfficialDJ:Okay son ๐ |
Car Talk / Re: ... by Kelvin30286063(m): 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
OfficialDJ:Na you know you holiness ratio. I don't have time for a self acclaimed DJ by day and fraudster by night. |
Car Talk / Re: ... by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:19am On Jul 18, 2023 |
OfficialDJ:If I cut corners, maybe in other aspects of life but I don't cut corners in money related issues that will make anyone call me a fraudster or make me brag about doing shady deals online. It's an open forum, everyone is welcome to quote me about that and you can share this anywhere. I have made millions in this one life I have and every kobo of that millions is from an 100% legit business. Starting from working for people to owning my own companies, it's been 100% legit. Please quote me if you like. Everyone is not like you and there is no hypocrisy or delusion cos I have no hate or dislike for dishonest people. I understand that life can make you do unprecedented things but life didn't push me to that extent so I can't relate. I don't brag about my accomplishments online abeg, don't drag me into it. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: ... by Kelvin30286063(m): 12:05am On Jul 18, 2023 |
OfficialDJ:You've been involved in shady deals. Not me. If you take pride in living a dishonest life, then speak for yourself alone. I don't take pride in it and will never do a shady deal. I'd rather have 10 naira honestly than have 30 million from a shady deal. So uncle abeg speak for yourself alone. 4 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 8 โAll Stars' Starts 23 July 2023, โฆ120M Up For Grabs by Kelvin30286063(m): 3:17pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Seriously. I thought they just finished one? Like this show will still end in a disaster that will make the FG ban it permanently. Maybe fire outbreak in the house or something. But I know for sure that this show is a disaster waiting to happen. 3 Likes |
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