All these national officers following him have critical jobs to do in the country. He should have a more robust "things to do" list, than the "Future of the Commonwealth" if he has to have them.
I mean... Looks excessive

Coren will look into this matter and take immediate actions.
The rate of substandard materials in construction, as well as actions of unqualified persons as engineers is still alarming

No holds barred actually. If she'll be offended, no deal for the time being. If you'll be unable to ask, no deal for the time being.

These people's responsiveness dey trip me. We can't wait for disaster to consume us in the name of profiteering

Divoc19:
Awon kan waye wa sh'aye
Awon kan waye wa sh'ishe
Awon kan waye wa sh'ere
Awon kan waye wa ....

Care to translate?
Heard these phrases in songs

Extremely wicked collection

Supergetti

Threesha:
SOME TIPS ABOUT LIVING IN UK

Stay tuned for next post.
Moyisola

Thank you Moyisola. You are such a writer and you also captured the apt nuances.

noble2faith:
As for me,
Father ₦60k
Mother ₦40k

What of you?

I go with you. because father will still give mother, half or more.
In the end, it all went to mother.
Mother may even save it up for the family.
Win win

So painfully stupid. So he died while having his c.ock in a good place?
So unfair.
How did the woman take this reality

These nighas didn't vote? Lol

Xscape1993:
Do politicians really care for the masses? It is only in part of this world that politicians travel to overseas to invest looted money at the detriment of their own economy.

It is NOT only in this part of the world. Happens in other places, Congo, Ukraine, Nicaragua, Bangladesh, name it.

It's like a vehicle that overtakes with reckless abandon, only to run into huge traffic just ahead of you and everyone has to drive at 2kmph by force.
Mahmoud, indeed, where were you rushing to by 410am?

ijustdey:

•As CBN unveils guidelines on open banking

https://sunnewsonline.com/banks-issue-reject-deposits-of-old-notes-by-customers/

Omo, see ping pong. Hahahahaha
Court says old tender valid.
Bank sharply disposes old tender it could not return to CBN to customers.
Customers cash in, go out with to spend largesse.
Largesse value denied at the markets.
Customers run back to bank to return the largesse.
Banks deny customers.
PMB and CBN laughing roughly.
Hahahahahaha

ProfitmaxSMMA:

https://punchng.com/four-major-parties-rigged-presidential-poll-adc-candidate/

Unfortunately he bears a beautiful name. But this ni**a is just an arse. He's looking for clout like eternal contestant Sowore. I mean, did he think he would win? His pa rt y even rejected his candidacy. Like this guy is a waste of time and space. Mehn get the f* out of here!

I never insulted anyone until now. Really, i mean this one

FarmTech:


https://agronigeria.ng/farmers-reduce-interest-in-tomato-farming-as-fg-approves-importation-for-nine-companies/

Can someone get me the president on phone?
This is madness!

FarmTech:


https://agronigeria.ng/farmers-reduce-interest-in-tomato-farming-as-fg-approves-importation-for-nine-companies/

This is absolute madness!
Pmb should issue an executive order on tomatoes production, all hands on deck from irrigation to natural production.
Report be given to chief of defense staff staff and the president. This is security threat

2mercy:


https://pmexpressng.com/man-catches-wife-having-sx-in-matrimonial-home-with-relation/

Wasting food,
Preparing excess of food,
Not caring for the kids?
Chaii, the signs showed themselves.
It's sad indeed.
No family is prefect, but if you don't discuss and argue your unique challenges, you'll never find solution.

farous:
Please kindly advise for I have been trying to manage this challenge. Honestly I have fallen into the category of men that have a higher sex.ual feelings with women with very massive backside(yash) than the tiny or slim one and my partner did not fall into such category of my

First of all accept your reality, per your newfound admiration .

Openly mention that to your wife, it will help you ease up on the tension. Like "babe this girls with big ass can they be faithful to one man self?", you'll both laugh or yarn over it .

3rdly, admire them as per God's creation (some people would also admire you a lot but u don't know).

4thly, learn to look from their ass to their head or shoes, u may notice some are unkempt or walk awkwardly or whatever. But attempt to distract ur self.

because those ladies too are facing their own big big problems, and they care less about you! Unless u begin to flirt with them, which may be an undoing

Adams has always had this dynamics.
Best wishes to Nigeria. We're having this ruckus because gradually people are beginning to respond less to old order politics. We're improving generally. In the next election, there will be less impetus to steal ballots and use money as a tool.

Hopefully we outgrow that permanently very soon

One undisputed good news to seal this week. Congrats Nigeria

valentineuwakwe:


https://dailypost.ng/2023/03/02/tinubu-will-not-betray-nigerians-his-victory-is-gods-will-aisha-buhari/

Well success wishes to Sen. Tinubu. Factually, success to Nigeria, whatever the outcome of post elections litigation comes up to

Jejeloyed1:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/losers-should-take-their-grievances-to-court-not-streets-buhari/amp/

Well, that's true.
But again, people fear that the courts have been bought.
In any case, violence will help no one.

sotall:
No R.I.P to type, no sorry given.

To think APC still won Benue state after the insecurity that state went through in the last 8 years. .....

That state deserves whatever insecurity they get.

You get bah? Sometimes i wonder whether it is real. But again, they have a governor who they should equally hold accountable.
If they had the guts to hold him to account, they will have guts to sack apc permanently

Aify147:
Natasha Akpoti, I don’t mind licking that fine woman’s kpekus all night. I need to hear her scream and wet for me. My urge for her has reached high heavens

Work for it, you may meet her and get laid.
It's not so hard, just keep your game tight.
Best of luck

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will like to use this opportunity to thank my fellow Christians for voting massively for the candidate with the Muslim/Muslim ticket. This election has proven that we Christians and our Muslim brothers are one and no one can islamize Nigeria just like the fake pastors alleged. Peter Obi tried to divide us by running a religious campaign but we Christians stood our ground and rejected him and made sure he and his hate-filled obidients fail. May God continue to bless we Christians and Muslims for bringing this renewed Hope to our great country

Obi-dients included Muslims too. Maybe you know already.
Anyways I'm in support of removing religious and cultural approvals from politics.
I mean, all front runners got explicit approvals, including a president showing his ballot.
Kai!

TruthsFM:
Announce the results transmitted from the polling units. Obey your acts once and for all. No one will accept the sham collation of results here. Tinubu will never be declare the winner of the poll. Obey your law Inec. Up till today, the results of the polling unit in the server hasn’t reached 50% since Saturday

Inec really disappointed me. My PU is yet to be shown on their site, yet my state result has been called

accordadoga:
Awon oloriburuku y.e.e.b.o

Dem wan start Biafra or Death in disguise using ‘the election was rigged’

Anyone can misuse SM, including kids here who basically insult adults older than their fathers. So don't let that Obi or Death whatever trip you.
This nairaland is full of insults, including yours. What's ye.ebo?
We can convey points without insults, that's even a superior approach.

So long as Tinubu or Apc to the best of my knowledge did not apologise for the violence and disenfranchisement of voters who were likely going to vote LP, I'm in support of LP Gubernatorial victory.
Leaders need to start respecting the people.
Unnegotiable.

tonididdy:



We are doing our own rigging.


Two can play that game

Hahahahahaha

meobizy:
See jobless youths viewing the thread. Nairaland is for the unemployed.

Don't be shameful. If you have a job, great. You're not the best, just be grateful. Period.