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LarryBee1k:
3. The girl that drinks beer like 2-3 bottles. My brother use protection for your inner peace.
4. Be minding of any girl that take your shirt off by herself.
5. If she proposes to give you the pipe.
6. The girl that doesn't ask or request for a condom before sex.
7. The girl that has short hair and also dyed it.
8. If she wears tight jeans to your house. My brother double the protection.
9. The girl that doesn't sigh or give any "NO"reaction when you touch her. My man you need to triple the hell out of that protection.
10. The girl that lives alone. This is their top boss. You need to be extra protected.
12. she travels frequently to to go to bukavu, Kigali, oicha, blessed, Abidjan, yaoundé, Kampala, butembo and others while she doesn't have the family there.
13. If the girl works in a callbox / hair salon, bar.
14. If she is a student but already has a 10-Year-old child, my brother use condom.
15. If the girl is the type that loves and wears g-strings.
16. If she is under 30 years old but has knowledge at the police level.
17. If she's the type that wears pearls/ waistbeads on the hip.
18. If she screams in the streets.
19. If she has a lot of male friends on facebook.
20. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics.
21. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot.
22. If she likes to say that all men are the same.
23. If she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.
Thank you for your attention.

You have said it all, use condoms not just condom

tyup:
it's so thrilling guys like you would rather wallow in ignorance than get enlightened

Op is right medically ....but who cares you guys can continue consuming garri in sacks it ur problem

Thank you for your understanding, just that as the Devi has blinded the mind of the unbelievers so that the good news of the kingdom will not shine so also poverty has blurred the minds of many impoverished Nigerians. It's not their fault

hisgrace090:
It seems garri is becoming so costly in your area and you therefore want to scare some away for cheap availability of the lovely food.

Lol It's not true, the above mentioned are the health complications of drinking garri

Good development, hope other states imitate their effort

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/jonathan-visits-soldier-injured-during-gunmens-attack-on-his-residence.html

.it is only in Nigeria you will see this kind of rubbish

Garri made from tubes and roots of the cassava plant contains proteins, fat, carbohydrates, iron, Vitamin B and C and also starch. The leaves contain calcium, iron, fats and protein too.

Garri is a carbohydrate based food consumed in many West African countries, Nigeria in particular. Processed from Cassava, Garri in its raw form is creamy-white or light-yellowish flour with a slightly fermented flavor. The two main varieties of Garri are "White" and "Yellow" Garri. Essentially, both varieties of Garri have the similar processing methods, the yellow color can be achieved simply by adding a few drops of palm-oil to the cassava flour during the frying/drying stage.

Garri can be eaten without further cooking, as a snack, by pouring it in a bowl adding water, sugar, groundnut and milk usually called garri soakings. For example, ijebu-garri is made with finer grains, and has a pleasantly sour taste, making it very suitable to be eaten in this way. In most parts of West Africa, sugar or honey is then added as well as chunks of coconut, groundnuts, tiger nuts milk, and cashew nuts. In most garri recipes it is cooked by adding boiling water and stirring to make a stiff paste known as Eba. Eba is normally eaten with different kinds of soups or stews. Most parts of Africa have an equivalent staple cassava dish. However, Garri has it own side effects to the body and below are some reasons you shouldn't be drinking too much of garri;



1. It Makes You Feel Weak
Garri is a staple food in Nigeria which almost all Nigerians drink on a daily basis. Garri can actually makes you feal weak after drinking it especially when you're very hungry and you drink it in an empty stomach (when you've not eaten anything). Although this won't happen immediately after drinking but give it time, you'll be weak after drinking garri without eating any other foods on it. This might lead to making you feeling sleepy and by that, it could ruin your day as you might not be able to do anything afterwards cause all you will want to do is sleep!!!

2. Eye Defects
Garri is made from cassava which is known to contain hydrocyanic acid. Cyanide in garri contained in large quantity can lead to serious eye defects. However, proper, safe, and thorough production of the garri should reduce the concentration of the cyanide to a considerate level.

3. It Dries Blood
This has not yet been proven scientifically though, but people always say drinking too much of garri actually dry blood. Especially when drinking it without adding milk.

4. It May Worsen Ulcer
Where in excess, another drastic effect of Cyanide which is an organic acid in nature is that it can lead to intestinal issues, and it can worsen the situation of an ulcer patient. If you're an ulcer patient, you shouldn't be consuming too much of garri cause it's harmful to your health.

5. Causes Weight Gain
Cassava which is the crop from which garri is made from is rich in carbohydrate. A cup of garri contain about 360 calories, out of which 99 percent is carbohydrate. Hence, consuming too much of garri leads to excess storage of carbohydrate in the body and this can lead to unnecessary weight gain. So, you should know, garri isn't good for weight loss.

budaatum:
No, the sample is not the client's copy until you pay for it. What you did was steal anothers work, watermark or not. No watermark is like you saying he left the door open so you just took it! If he sued you it would be for the entire work, design and printing.

You just said it all, watermark or not, it's not his copy afterall he hasn't paid me a dime for the design, secondly our agreement was not to design for him

budaatum:
You took the more expensive design to a cheaper printer

Have you reasoned at all? Why did you not ask the cheap printer to design cheap for you?

Thank you for the question. He should have given the cheap printer the chance to design another one and not using my own design

TheGiftedOne:
This is simply beautiful.

This particular Chinese groom get height. The wife has got that lovely smile adorned with a gap in between her teeth.

I love this. HML to them.

This is beautiful, China and Akwa Ibon speak similar language, I believe it's gonna be a blessed union

Hmm, I'm not sure all pastors are guilty of this mess called lie, I think its those that went in the ministry as a result of unemployment

sonmvayina:
Bishop Eusebius, the official propagandist for Constantine, entitles the 32nd Chapter of his 12th Book of Evangelical Preparation:

"How it may be Lawful and Fitting to use Falsehood as a Medicine, and for the Benefit of those who Want to be Deceived."

Eusebius is notoriously the author of a great many falsehoods – but then he does warn us in his infamous history:
"We shall introduce into this history in general only those events which may be useful first to ourselves and afterwards to posterity."
– Eusebius, Ecclesiastical History, Vol. 8, chapter 2.

Christianity was founded on falsehood, you can't separate both..

HenryDion:
LOL. You must be a professional, convincing and chronic liar to survive the pastoring business. Without lies, Christianity won't exist today!

Lol Are you saying that the pastoring work is built on lies?

hopeforcharles:
Remember they are still humans and are still in the world, so sometimes there is a reason, That same thing u accused the pastor of has happened to me, I had this printing job which after the guy did the designing I later found out that his own printing was costlier, I got it cheaper somewhere else, I had to use the other guy which is cheaper, maybe Pastor didn't lie he just lack the way to tell u. Have u reasoned it this way?

You are not a pastor, are you? If yes, that idea of getting of getting it cheaper somewhere else without informing the first person is not commendable, do you know if he would accept doing it same price you were offered else where or even below? I've had similar experience and I condescended to the customers demand

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malvisguy212:
any pastor can lie, but one thing is certain. JESUS IS THE TRUTH. All religion speak highly of Him.

the way you atheists attack Christianity, if you do the same to politician , by now Nigeria will be great again. politicians lie, and politics have done more harm than religion .

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Ok

Kenneth4u205:
am the pastor you talking about .You didn't say the whole truth .your design was good but your cost of printing very high .I got a cheaper printing offer .I will settle you later .But my advise to you is to always put a watermark on your sample designs ,until the client pay .So that he wouldn't be able to take it to another printer .But I will pay you your money soon

Lol, I don't know you and ur not the pastor, all the same thanks

hopefulLandlord:
Even Christianity started from a lie. Mary got pregnant and credited it to god but we all know how we'd react if our GF who says she's a virgin gets pregnant while crediting god.

Hmm, this one weak me ooooo, my hand no dey ooo

wiseword316:
Next time add plenty watermark to the copy you will send to your clients. Even if they take it to another graphic designer it will cost your clients money to remove the watermark by another graphic designer. So your clients will be left with no other choice but come back to you.

Thanks, just that I trusted his position as a pastor, not knowing he was one in disguise

hopeforcharles:
It's not correct, alot of people lies. Don't make it seems like it's a Pastor thing. People lie for various reasons, especially selfish reasons or protective reasons, just know that lieing is a human thing and not limited to Pastors, you should ask the Question like this too, Why do our Leaders lie

Our leaders are of the world, if other people should lie our pastors should not. What makes them different from the rest?

Good morning fellow NL. I decided to bring this topic here because I think I have been fooled several times by this so called men of God. I'm not here to criticize or insult any one but to air out my pain which was caused by a pastor.

A pastor (name and church with held) called bme for a printing job, l discussed price with him, he accepted and assured me that I'm going to do the printing of the job, he gave me the necessary information needed including the pictures ( though he didn't give me any advance payment) I met my graphics designer and did the design, sent samples to his whatsapp, we made all the necessary corrections. There was no complaints as to the design or my pricing. To cut it short, the pastor took that my design and sent to another person for printing. When I saw the poster and banner on the road, same design I gave him, I called him and made inquiry about what happened, he said he will get back to me. Two months has gone, the program has ended, the money I paid the graphics designer has gone. Why are some pastors so deceptive?

correctyourself:
Stop taking weed in the morning like this.

Nothing like weed dear, you have to read my post first very well before you comment. I know you may have low lQ but please don't make it public

edoairways:
Those sex styles were copied from porn. You are to have sex with your wife naturally without thinking of those styles.

You are absolutely wrong, if style were copied from porn, where was sex itself copied

khiaa:
Unless you don't mind having a boring sex Life get rid of her. People on here are going to tell you that sex isn't important if she's a good woman which can be true if she is willing to learn, but if she's stuck in her ways and refuses to change you will seek out other women outside of your marriage to satisfy your sexual needs.

What's done between a willing married couple in their bedroom is not a sin as long as they aren't involving other people.

Your keen advice is timely, thanks a million times, I would personally not like to have a boring se3 life

Then there will be amnesty to all evil doers

I have been wondering about this and I decided to bring it here. There is this girl I'm in love with for about six months now, I have intentions tying the knot with her (marrying her) but my problem is that she doesn't like having different sex style, she said she can't suck my d**k, she can't climb me or give me doggy style, (though I've never had sex with her, but these issues came up during my discussion with her) , and I like having fun during sex but she sees it as a sin. What do I do now, should I continue with her, or is sex style among married couple a sin. Please I need concise advice.

As 2019 completes a full calendar year in a matter of weeks, iconic politician and two-time member of the red chamber, Senator Dino Melaye, will today be honoured with the prestigious 'MAN OF THE YEAR' Award by a leading online newspaper - Kwararafa Reporters.

This was contained in a statement signed by the special adviser on media to the lawmaker, Gideon Ayodele on Sunday.

According to the online news platform, the recognition is aimed at further spurring other Nigerians to engender good governance and ultimately a better society, through diligence, hardwork, personal integrity and leadership as exemplified by Melaye and fellow Awardees.

Recall that Senator Dino Melaye is a recipient of numerous Awards from within Nigeria and abroad. At a point, he was a serial winner of the Senate Press Corps' coveted 'Senator of the Year' Award for 2016 and 2017 consecutively.

The most recent in the string of laurels in Senator Melaye's kitty is the 'Outstanding Personality of the Year' Award 2019 at the North-Central Service Awards held on Thursday, November 21 in Abuja.

It is, therefore, heartening that Senator Melaye will be honoured again, with the 'Man of the Year' Award 2019 alongside other prominent Awardees at the Kwararafa Reporters' Awards Night today to mark the Third Anniversary of the blossoming media outfit.

The event is slated for 5pm at NBC Century House, Wuse Zone 6, Abuja.

If you are wondering if it’s dangerous to sleep next to a fridge, I can help you. I’ve been sleeping next to one in a small student’s dorm for 3 years now. It’s basically just a 2-second walk from my bed to the fridge. Are fridges dangerous to sleep next to because of their radiation and noise? How does it affect your sleep? And how can you manage to sleep next to a fridge without worrying from now on? Let’s find out!
Basically, sleeping next to a fridge is not dangerous at all. I mean, the fridge won’t punch you at night. However, it is kind of “passive dangerous”. The noise of a fridge definitely has an impact on your sleep quality.

Also, fridges heat up the room they’re in by a few degrees. And even a few degrees temperature change have an impact on our biological functions. Just like scientists are panicking about a few degrees temperature rise in the next years. Only one or two degrees rise in average temperature makes the north pole melt. The same applies to your room. Little temperature changes can have a big impact on you.



And on top of that, fridges radiate (this is the point where some people freak out). But luckily, the radiation is not significant enough to have an impact on you.

The best thing you can do about it is to protect yourself against the noise using earplugs. The second best thing (but just a short-term solution) is to change the temperature settings temporarily, so your fridge stays quiet while you try to fall asleep.

Also, white noise machines are an awesome tool to use when you want to protect yourself against fridge noise

kernniejay:
I think any lady that says she cannot marry a man younger than 33yrs must be in her 30s.

You are loud and clear my dear, after flirting during their youth now old they want to marry 33yrs old man, una never chee chun chin

Kestolove:
He go spend time with him babe..he will b back

It's not a joke, he was allegedly abducted by unknown men, please his friends and family are in need of him

The whereabouts of this middle aged man by name Ola is still unknown, he is from osun state and lives in Port Harcourt, he is printer by profession. Anyone with useful information as to his whereabouts should please contact the nearest Police Station. Please help a brother

sweetonugbu:
U no try

That one no be crazy thing?

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, praise God for his goodness. I was in the church this morning and during the service the pastor ordered the congregation to appreciate the Goodness of the Lord in their lives by doing something crazy for the Lord. I didn't know what to do since I had no money with me, so I quickly stood up from my seat, went outside and switch off the generator, have I not done something crazy? Happy Sunday Naralanders

11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head. 1 Corinthians 11:4

FTC. Go and learn graphics design. You can be working in your room