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fstranger1:
I am beginning to question Aare's leadership capability

Funny how Aare did not know about Jeff Bezos, until he googled him up

HAHAHAHAHA Aare is from the old school now.

I'll cut him some slack. If it wasn't for the British intrusion, he'll be leading a nation of 80M people, Bezos's bio will be too inconsequential. . .

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7610633#msg7610633 date=1296090007]What do you mean?  I don't want to speculate?  Can you be more specific?[/quote]Like I said, the whole thread reads like a diary of your personal thoughts so far, except you invited friends to join, good stuff

I see the thread going to 100 pages. Hopefully folks will use your hook up services too.  



BTW, take it easy on brother BO, I know America wanted a President but got a *freaking Motivational speaker, can't blame him for that

@Stranger, no worries, I sense Isalegangan knows you are capable, so no wahala

Oyebambam is a pretender to the throne; Ordinary "Adele" to fe je oba by force. Aare is back though.

As to Benin republic, we are waiting for Aare to communicate the time and date.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=590933.msg7610569#msg7610569 date=1296088874]o wo mi l'oju na o  [/quote]Moremi, I smell a bait, abi na hook?

I see your Alagba lurking to hack any intruder down.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7610555#msg7610555 date=1296088588]Hi!  Oga Kilode.  I don't mind you at all.  [/quote]I see Stranger holding it down here, that's Okunrin meta for you, so I think you have enough on your plate.

Good thread concept, reading it feels like invading a private diary though.

BTW, are you this expressive and transparent for real?

hmm, O ga o!

donjon:
Why u dey tink reach dat angle na?
because she yellow?

ROFLMAO

^^ Preach it!! Bashorun is back!!!

Aare Musiwa, I sense more power in your message. I'm encouraged. E kaabo egbon, How was the vacation?

^^Oh yea I saw that cnn story too, thoroughly embarrassing.

But this guys story seems bigger, or maybe the fortune writer just embellished it. Abi the US agents dropped the ball and cooked up this he's-an-enigma tale to make him look bigger and save them some face? Dunno.

I think that final getaway story sounds kinda unreal but it's not wise to underestimate Nigerians like that.

fstranger1:
HE has a vast network too

I have no doubt he would be caught

I am not that impressed

Anyone can be a criminal

It takes real smarts to invent and do something positive.

Nothing he does is impressive IMO.

I agree with you, there's nothing impressive about crime, scamming and depriving people of their money. But in the company of people like him and considering his background, he outdid himself.

one bellhop became convinced that the first-generation Nigerian-American was a porn director

Hmm I always feel Americans underestimate Nigerians.

This guys story will get an Hollywood movie.

If you've not read the whole thing, go to fortune and read it.  Tobechi? makes Frank Abagnale's catch me if you can story read like a toddler throwing a tantrum

This is the type of corruption some of us were describing. This is not your $100,000-in-a-freezer, bribe-me-with-a-superbowl-ticket corruption. . .

In one of the accounts, she had $2 million, and  N500 million in another account,

. . . and she's just a director level civil servant, not even a minister or an elected politician.

How will my people develop when one civil servant can steal that much money and brazenly so?

switch47:
@ pOST

sHAME ON dAYOKANU AND ON ALL CHELSEA FANS, yEBARIBA ON TOP THEIR HEAD NO bAND FOR UNA TODAY

HAHAHA the haters ran off

dhensity:
this victory has just made me a man u fan

Welcome to the club! We are not called Red Devils for nothing. . .

ONE UNITED!!!!!!!!!

Smallies tryna take their lord and masters shine?

Bros DK abeg do us the honour

I want Won kere is number wa by Fatai Rolling Dollar 

Gbosa

golamike:
where dem dey? sorry to all man utd haters. who says we're not d king of football? unbeaten for life!!! abeg, make all man utd fans give me 3

gbosa! le meta!!

Who born the peasants!!!!!!

Who born dem!!

Where is that seun with his mouth like "wow", my friend, change the title!!

Who let these peasants loose on my noble aristocrats?  

@Stranger

Warrior, you need to trademark your "girl pick-up" style ASAP.

I think it should be called "cuss to conquer"

fstranger1:
There are people like that too in Ghana

I was shocked at this guy's Yoruba until he told me that he is Ghanaian and that he has never been to Nigeria.

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=591988.msg7597144#msg7597144 date=1295922602]DJ Khaled voice: "WE DA BEST"[/quote][quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=591988.msg7597130#msg7597130 date=1295922417]Can you believe that I had this Benin man in my Organization for a few years and I always thought he was Yoruba?
He always speak Yoruba to me, has a Yoruba name, and not even part of the Yoruba groups of Benin. I just found out he was from Benin last friday. Shocked and pleasantly surprised. Not surprising that he loves the Yoruba culture and talks about it a great deal. such a respectful and diligent man.

God bless the welcomingly welcome-ness of Yoruba people towards other groups. [/quote]See, I told Y'all, the Irunmoles don't hate, they share 

O'dua a gbe gbogbo yin! ase!

fstranger1:
That is so 1860

Since yesterday:

Lawrence Akindele = Oyebambam

Hehe

I think Oyebambam is a wannabe body-snatcher. Bashorun Musiwa is on vacation. . .

Lawrence Akindele = Becomrich

^^ You know how religious and superstitious our people are now! dem fear curse die

That was the reason why Prof. Sophie Oluwole suggested we make public civil servants and politicians swear their oath of office to Ogun, Shango, or Amadioha.

Some folks think she's a crazy old professor, I think her suggestion might just work

Our people no too dey fear Koran or Bible like that sef!

Ask former Gov. Chris Ngige, Governor Theodore Orji or even Andy Uba about the value of an Okija Oath!

Sango no get time for court case o, he go remove you sharply!

haha they brought it back

fstranger1:
The one and only Mapomeji of NL, I hail thee ooooo


I need more satellite pictures, and maps, though!

Hmm, You better not wish for what you can't handle. Have you seen the thread below before? ask Jarus.

Check how Bashorun Musiwa silenced his otas ->

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321016.0.html

It was Ogun Kijipa digital style! 

All the sharing and negotiation don start? -Whatever-

Anyway, my own request is simple; Bros GEJ must give Beaf an appointment if he wins. A useful and strategic one too.

For all I know, our Beaf is waaaaaaay smarter than GEJ and half of his cabinet combined.

Beaf must get an appointment. That is my own!

IDINRETE:
Hello Jagunlabi

Firstly, i am not an authority on Ifa but a mere OMO-AWO[student]. like I said earlier in one of my replies, Ifa encompasses all teachings of life both spiritually, morally, physically, scientifically, medically and et al.

With the little knowledge i have of ifa, i will like to share and to learn from other guys on this forum,

In western world they always talk about "ANGER MANAGEMENT" to the extent that people will often resort to therapy and all other forms of programme to control their agressive behaviours. to us as Yoruba people, this is not a new phenomenon or a moral teaching that was based solely on other religious sects but a lot of our people do not know what Ifa has to say on this. Prejudice and bigotry has clouded some peoples mind and eyes and have refused to examine or inquire about the teachings of Ifa.

I dont want to bore people too much let us just examine and talk about ANGER---IBINU in Yoruba.
we all know that "anger" leads to destruction and all other vices.

there are a lot of Ifa verses that talk about anger. the one I will like to share is from OGBE-YONU [OGBE-OGUNDA]

Nje beni Babalawo temi nsenu rere kifa, eri ona ti Ifa gba ko to ma je be lona ti be

Inu bibi ko da nkan fun ni, Anger will not give you anything
Suuru ni baba iwa, Patience is the best form of behaviour
Agba to ni suuru, somebody that has patience
oun gbogbo loni, he has got everything
Adifa fun Orunmila---------------------cast divination for Orunmila BA
Baba nlo re fe Iya, He was going to marry SUFFERING
Ti nse Aremo Olu Iwo, the first child of the King Of Iwo

STORY, ABRIDGED FORM
IYA was the first child and the daughter of the King of Iwo and was at the stage to get married.
All deities like Sango, Ogun, and other deities went to Iwo to seek the hand of Iya in marriage. Iya mistreated them, was very rude and meted out the worst behaviour you can think of on to them. They all failed to marry Iya because they couldnt withstand Iya, they all ran away in their first day. at the turn of Orunmila, before he set for Iwo, he had been warned that no matter what treatment that Iya subject him to he should have patience and to endure. He was severely warned that he will be provoked greatly.
when Orunmila got to Iwo, Iya did not greet him, she did not welcome him, she hissed at him, called Orunmila all sorts of name, she did not give Orunmila any food or entertain him. Orunmila just ignore her. first day, second day, till about the seventh day. To cap it all, Iya took Orunmila's Opon-Ifa[divination board] and used it to cook, she took Orunmila's Pouch [APO OMINIJEKUN] away. this infuriated Orunmila greatly but he refused to react to her behaviour having been warned not to react or to show any form of anger.

At the end of the day the King noticed that Orunmila did not react or show any sign of anger to her daughter. Orunmila's behaviour gave him the assurance that he will take goog care of his daughter if she becomes Orunmila's wife. All along, unknowingly Iya's behaviour had been a test for all the prospective suitors. The King now called Orunmila and gave Iya to him as his wife and he divided his property into two and gave Orunmila half of it. Orunmila bacame rich and he had Iya as his wife.

Moral lesson, ENDURANCE, PATIENCE, PERSEVERANCE

Language lesson,  most of our people do not know the meaning of IYAWO[WIFE] this is where the word originated.

IYAWO means IYA- IWO, SUFFERING OF IWO


END OF THE VERSE OF OGBE-YONU
Ijo lo wa njo ayo lo wa nyo, Orunmila then began to dance and to celebrate

Nje Iya kan Iya kan,  Suffering, the suffering
Ti Ifa je niwo lo wa d'aya, this suffering that Ifa experienced at Iwo became his wife
Iya kan Iya kan lo wa diyawo,  suffering became Wife

ELA BORU ELA BOYE ELA BOSISE
OGBO ATO ASURE ELA IWORIWOFUN

Good deep stuff. O ku laakaye. . .

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@jen33 you are right, but you and I know Kalakuta Republic is not Nigeria 

That's a different country a different culture. .

It is hard for a culture obsessed with every foreign idea and silly foreign ideologies to appreciate its own. It's possible, but very difficult.

Beaf:
Like I said earlier, Delta State has several large scale fishing industries and supply rubber, oil pam produce and shrimps for export. Our industries are owned by Deltans, not by almajiri's.

Dude, better buy a hyena and stick to clowning. You are the slow one and one of the slowest that exist indeed. It is your people that are known for laziness, illiteracy, backwardness, wickedness and a born to rule mentality that is greatly affecting your judgement and making you irrational.

Your first challenge to me was to give you a list of industries from my state. In words:

To your embarrassment, I went on to name several areas where my state produces significant exports and an aggressive entrepreneurial spirit. Your reply is that others (like your leaders who only produce dust, almajiri’s and obnoxious fools like Ciroma) own our industries. Of course, Olorogun Michael Ibru who started aero contractors, the provision of trawlers through Osadjere Fishing Company etc, while you were still in your diapers is a Hausa man. Same goes for the Ogboru’s, Sunny Odogwu’s, Nduka Obaigbena’s. Perhaps, the Gamaliel Onosode’s, Pat Utomi’s, Okonjo-Iweala’s, Bruce Onobrakpeya’s, Ben Okri’s are all Hausa as well. Needless to say, 4 out of the top 10 richest Nigerians are from my state.

I would be quiet if I were you. Dude, the only thing your people are famous for in Delta State is begging and armed robbery along the roads to the East. Ask your useless elite why this is. Your people do not own any significant businesses in Delta State, in fact they are a drain on our economy.

Please help yourself and list any significant industries (or even schools) from your state. Also, dig deep into your soul to find out why it has taken someone from the South to begin the mass education of almajiri’s that your useless elite have preferred to churn out at an industrial scale. Instead of parading as Ndu Chucks, please revert to Ibn Muthalib or some username that does not decieve people about who you are.

Delta no dey carry last!! patapata na draw!!!

^^Hehe. . . so he's from Modakeke? hmm that una war na wah o.

I travelled through the two towns during that period, The "Ife warriors" (I think?) they once stopped our bus, there was this old woman by the road side, she waved and told your peeps to let us go and they complied at once!

Very old woman o! I felt like I was inside a Jimoh Aliu movie. I guess she sensed awon Omo Awo were in the bus. . . 

Sowore is ok, he ain't perfect but at least he's talking. . .