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RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by KingDash: 11:46am On May 27, 2021
Emperor2020:
Money ritual is real,but you have to have something in hand... lastly bro,crypto de pay,I de do crypto
how man won take run am??
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man, Uzochukwu, Others Arrested In Thailand Over N2bn Romance Scam by KingDash: 11:32am On May 27, 2021
useless fraudsters... them go scam innocent people, come dey oppress legit workers.
PoliticsRe: Buba Marwa: If Cannabis Is Legalised, Nigeria Becoming Den Of Junkies Criminals by KingDash: 11:27am On May 27, 2021
Jakumo:
One liter of cannabis oil extract markets for $79,000 USD which equals. This is mentioned at the 1:18 minute mark of this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sG5bhO420I


Coverting $79,00 US dollars to naira gives us a figure of 32 million naira PER LITER of cannabis oil. This, my brethren, is SERIOUS money that Nigerians can earn exactly as is being done in Lesotho, where the above video was filmed.

President Buhari, please, do the right thing, and open this highly lucrative market for your nation, TODAY !
wow... thanks professor, I didn't know jack about it until now.
RomanceRe: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by KingDash: 11:21am On May 27, 2021
22o62021:
My girlfriend has been faithful but I just decided to taste another babe.

Now I have contracted gonorrhoea, i feel pains while urinating and a discharge from my penis.

I couldn’t risk having sex with my girlfriend as I noticed it but she forced me to have sex with her last night.

Now I’m spending a lot of money to treat the both of us.

I feel bad.
useless thing, you for catch hiv self... unfaithful dickhead.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by KingDash: 11:14am On May 27, 2021
GreenFarmsNG:
Tech is the through companion. After Tech, pets
agreed
PoliticsRe: Buba Marwa: If Cannabis Is Legalised, Nigeria Becoming Den Of Junkies Criminals by KingDash: 11:03am On May 27, 2021
wman:
Cannabis has medicinal usages. It can also be exported for billions of dollars.
mind blown... so money dey am?
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by KingDash: 10:58am On May 27, 2021
GreenFarmsNG:
So Much For Friendship Goals undecided

Life is calmer without Needless families and friends
true shit my nigga... that's why I prefer technologies to humans.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Katherine Colabella: Drunk Ex-Porn Star Knocks Down Pastor, Abandons Him by KingDash: 2:38pm On May 26, 2021
GeneralPula:
Some people are on their way to google to search for Katherine Colabella..

They care less about the pastor lol
guilty
BusinessRe: CBN Confirms N410.25/$ As New Official Exchange Rate by KingDash: 9:47am On May 26, 2021
useless country...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 And 2017 Graduates How Have You Been Coping? by KingDash: 9:40am On May 26, 2021
this country na cruise
PoliticsRe: The Policeman That Was Killed By Teargas Explosion In Ebonyi (Photos) by KingDash: 9:24am On May 26, 2021
tit:
tear gas canister operates like bullet.
it requires a gun to rocket it out.
if tear gas canister is shot directly at a person at close range, it would cause blunt force trauma.
it hardly has enough force to cause shattering or exploding effect, much less tear skin and bone apart without initial explosion in a gun.
thanks professor.
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Sets Two Suspected Bandits Ablaze In Niger State (graphic) by KingDash: 9:10am On May 26, 2021
MejiLoyon:
The last picture the guy dey use stick turn am.make E Jono well well.

Na only one person dey delay me. My spirit don dey Chicago already. My body wey dey here na battery E dey use. I don go since.
no be lie.. brother me na Aussie I dey go, make them chop thier Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Honey This Picture Of The House Help Coming by KingDash: 8:55am On May 26, 2021
party don sure..
RomanceRe: I'm The Most Handsome Guy On nairaland. Check My Profile by KingDash: 8:47am On May 26, 2021
qtguru:
lol Noob Saibot
lwkmd... you fit use the guy polish shoe.
CrimeRe: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by KingDash: 10:16pm On May 25, 2021
Johnwicka:
HOLLY GRAM cool SHE IS SO DAM CUTE AND SOFT.. I KNW SHE IS IN A GUY'S HOUSE GRIDDING SOME D*CK NOW.. WAT A LUCKY GUY HE IS.. 4 HOLLY GRAM SAKE WEN WILL MINE COME.. WTF MAN
why you dey mumu na
CareerRe: What Will Your Occupation Be If You Had Followed Your Childhood Dreams? by KingDash: 5:20pm On May 25, 2021
professional footballer.. this life still better tho.
CrimeRe: Otunla Blessing: UNIABUJA Graduate Raped And Killed (Graphic Pictures) by KingDash: 1:13am On May 24, 2021
ademidedavid:
Uni abj is gradually becoming a death trap
I tell you bruh...
RomanceRe: There Are Fraudsters In Nairaland. by KingDash: 7:42pm On May 23, 2021
man must chop...
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Don't Want People To Disrespect You, Stop Doing These 10 Things (Opinion) by KingDash: 7:34pm On May 23, 2021
Kriss216:
11. Avoid any form of relationship with Nigerian girls.
God bless this guy.
CrimeRe: Otunla Blessing: UNIABUJA Graduate Raped And Killed (Graphic Pictures) by KingDash: 7:28pm On May 23, 2021
na person wey know her... that school sef very brutal school. useless monster go kill fine girl, thunder kill all the rapist in this life.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With This Generation? (pictures) by KingDash: 1:49pm On May 23, 2021
I swear if I borngirl child I go kill am...
TravelRe: New Drone That Allows Humans Fly Launched (Photos, Video) by KingDash: 1:30pm On May 23, 2021
Millimann:
Some people are already thinking this a new way to enter Canada grin grin grin
baba youve read mind.. God bless the white man
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Shades Davido: I Don't Use My Father's Money For Hype by KingDash: 1:22pm On May 23, 2021
timesup234:
Davido is not a billionaire in naira and won't be one in another 10yrs
but the toad say him get 30b
RomanceRe: What Do You Think She Wants? by KingDash: 7:29pm On May 21, 2021
Cinema4d:
Please read to the end

My name is Jake (obviously not my real name), I'm in 300lv studying biochemistry... Not to brag, I'm quite attractive and I have a huge effect on ladies. Yeah, I know what y'all gon say "he's just one ugly fat ass seeking attention on a faceless forum, bros why you dey lie like this? Send pictures or ion believe you..." Anyways say whatever you like, all I need is candid advice from reasonable folks.

Ok so here's the story:
I met this girl in 200lv, and she's very attractive (pretty face, endowed both front and back). We started talking right from the first day we met like we've know each other for ages. She's not all that friendly which she told me t'was due to her past relationship... Let me not bore you with that. So, our relationship has gotten to point where she can tell me anything including her the hmmm hmmm you gerrit now? If you don get it forget aboutrit. Long story short, according to her, she said she likes me 'cause I'm smart, and she likes the way I profer solutions to problems. She got a boyfriend recently, and she was really happy because it was written all over her expression. You know, blushing and smiling sheepishly. Believe me when I say I have no feelings for her whatsoever. I just like the way we bonded and talked at length on so many issues of life. She started flirting with me, and in my mind I'm like; babe what the flip are doing? Most times I just wave it off. But now it has gotten worse, before a lecturer comes in or no lecturer in class, she sits on me, hug me at the slightest opportunity, trying to kiss me in public. The funny thing is a lot of guys are dying to talk to this girl. One even tried to talk to her but, he told me she's arrogant and full of herself. I just shrugged it off tho.
Now the irritating part is that anytime I brush her off from her tight hugs, or stylishly dodge Her kisses, she gets pissed off and ignores me for few minutes, then boom she's back again. It has gotten to a point where I'm avoiding her right now. She noticed, my reactions, and today, she was walking with a guy on campus and immediately she saw me, she held the guys arm and clung on him like they were couples. I just smiled, she followed the guy somewhere, a couple of minutes later she walked up to me and hug me tightly, and then, hers arms still on my shoulders, she raised her head and she stared into my eyes searching for what I don know. This girl have a boyfriend, she doesn't like talking to people, and all...I dont know what she wants from me, she gets offended when I ignore her... most people think we're dating due to her usual habit towards me. Well there's no way to prove otherwise.

The latest observation is that, she acts like she possess me. You know what I mean right? If I try to talk to other ladies, she comes and starts her irritating habit!

Please what do I need to do to stop this? Its tarnishing my reputation and I dont like it.
And why are some ladies shameless?
useless thing... if she ruins your life now, you'd cum back here whining like a lil bitch..
RomanceRe: Nigerians React As Woman Who Looks 21 Celebrates Her 51st Birthday (screensho by KingDash: 7:25pm On May 21, 2021
potent5:
See hoooooottttt milf. The hottest 51 years old milf in town!
I tell you bro... Id Bleep her without question.
RomanceRe: Lady Touches Singer's Genital Area While Dancing With Him On Stage (Pix, Video) by KingDash: 7:18pm On May 21, 2021
this davido sef
PhonesRe: Subscribers Are Not Required To Submit IMEI - NCC by KingDash: 7:17pm On May 21, 2021
confused mofos
TV/MoviesRe: Inside Life: Erica To Launch New Reality TV Series On MTV Base by KingDash: 6:57pm On May 21, 2021
Sebastine1994:
yesterday we celebrated 2020,
today is 2021,
few years from now so many of us will be dead,
some will grow older, life waits for nobody.
don't waste your life following this useless news.
life is short
my children will find the cure for old age and death.
TravelRe: Is Lagos Becoming Nigeria's Answer To Miami, Florida? by KingDash: 6:26pm On May 21, 2021
plaindealer:
That's your own opinion.

Saying Africa is rubbish means you are rubbish..
yeap... you're rubbish mate. I totally agree.
TravelRe: Is Lagos Becoming Nigeria's Answer To Miami, Florida? by KingDash: 6:08pm On May 21, 2021
plaindealer:
This is SA, what's next?

Low self-esteem and inferiority complex people, always ranting about other countries that are sometimes beneath Nigeria all because of hatred, bitterness, and anti-Nigerian madness.
guy Africa in general is a rubbish place, God don cheat us.
CareerRe: My Current State Of Mind by KingDash: 5:52pm On May 21, 2021
Hotshisha:
Lol cast

Game done dey since 90s
no be lie.
CareerRe: My Current State Of Mind by KingDash: 5:48pm On May 21, 2021
Hotshisha:
cool



Yahoo Yahoo



Register a premium dating and hook up site, and with a good picture stolen from Caucasians female social media page you are good to go

Soon you open, horrrnyyy American guys would flocck you especially if your mock ip is set at rich county like Houston texas

Ask for small amount like $20 to $50

Oya you pigs should stop qouting me

1: registering on dating site is not prohibited by any country

2: soliciting for money from Americans isn't a crime

3: Sexting is not a crime

4: getting paid to chat is legal


Las Las with$2000k USD you can open a betting/gaming site, viewing center, lounge a boutique, business Center,or small canteen and start forming entrepreneur

bellow are EFCC act and Criminal code so una pigs should state one section violated because your slave masters Americans got hustled

.
you sef.. you want make e cast.

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