₦airaland Forum

RisenJoe:
Abeg let me know when you see ooo,maybe I will carry her sister

after you carry her sister, let me know so I can carry her mother.

bros if them no insult you, you won't grow... except maybe your papa and mama get money already.

na lightskinned niggas oh... iffa tell you how many babes I don knack with my complexion and my face eh.

Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope

man must chop... it's allowed, you're just stingy.

badboyTee:
I wish I can see you in person to show an more handsome than your dad I just don't have confidence to toast babes mu mu man even your mama go fall if she see me D:

e pain am.

Drizzy5001:
I was naked and was trying to bring out my comb, that fell under my bed, na so my neighbour's daughter just enter my room without knocking, when she saw me naked, she laughed and closed the door and left, Since that day anytime she sees me she go just dey laugh . See finish is real

you probably gotta tiny dickk..

who the fucck this nigga?!?

BigDawsNet:
I get moni I just need the cream product

naso... maybe wickedness and evilness join make am fresh.

Farki:
Only mumus still believe in juju.

I'm waiting for one of them on this forum to reveal my middle name with their juju powers.

no mind the useless things... meanwhile other races are creating high tech gadgets, this fuus out here playing with their lives.. literally.

BigDawsNet:
What type of cream or lotion do I need to use for my skin? To get a fresh and smooth skin like President M.Buhari....

lol... bros na money oh, the old coot dey swim inside am.

kaityn:
No where seems to be safe anymore. God our lives is in your care.

God don't care about us no more... we have to be ready for anything in this shithole country.

Khd95:
mumu, may GOD bless you with four girls, lets see how murderous you are

dumbfuckkk na your kids??

If I born girlchild amma kill it, and send that shii back to the creator... no time for rubbish.

this guy handsome abeg... wtf.

AmancalledGod:
Nothing will make me fvck raw again for this life, i have spent like 85k treating infection, yet is still there e never still go?
I'm tired, girls are really evil

lol.. you fuckersss will never learn, this chicks evil.

serenity365:
Happy Birthday sir

na the only yahoo wey dey legal

candygist:
Wait until you visit Tanzania. You will Bleep angels for low fee

shit.. going on a african fucck tour soon.

Next Tip: Akata women will not mind taking care of you if you are a lazy motherfucker

Because of their history and slavery as well as high rate of male incarceration in US, Akata women are the primary breadwinners of their families. They will have a lazy bum as their boyfriend/husband who plays computer games all day. He doesn't care about working because he knows his partner will work 3 to 4 jobs just to take care of him and her kids.

I like this one... akata women for life.

Olele4you:
Guys, dis site is real. Try to use it for the week and see what happen. I ve met many girls after emilydates. They are real believe me

this nigga a scammer.. fucck outta here.

punisha:
How many days later...
The chats increase.
One thing is certain, Nigerian don't talk this way. So without stressing my self further, I can comfortably say that Indians are behind this.
Only them can be this stupid and Randy.

wtf... weird site.

brainmax2000:
rude but true..the op is probably not attractive for her to mingle with if not she they would have fvcked that night..

but op you no get joy oh..you just went straight to a sleeping girl to start pressing her breast without permission, infact you are capable of rape..

that's why she rejected his rapie ass, he ugly and a rapist.

naija no safe again... abeg what can I do to become a citizen of another country quickly??!

candygist:
That's why I just do olosho. If I walk down to Allen at ikeja, I will see olosho for 7K for all night jollyment. Far better than wasting my time and resources chasing a regular girl that will only end up chopping my money and still won't give me pussy at the end of the day....

shii... sucks be you, nigerian chicks are the most cheapest things to fucck bruh.

badboyTee:
Just created this new account on nairaland so I can be able to ask for advice and post this .

Have been staying with my uncle in Lagos working for more than 10 months and living perfectly fine with him alone most times because the wife do goes to her school she still doing her N.C.E programs Each time she comes home we do relate normally.Everything seems fine though the wife school are on holiday now so she stays at home mostly and she is heavily pregnant



There is this girl my uncle wife sister ( around 16 or 17 years old) she does come to stay with my uncle wife now because my uncle wife is pregnant so she needs someone to assist her since she has come the girl relates normally with me before not until the day my uncle and his wife weren't around I thought I would be the only one to stay home that night until the girl came from church that evening and said she came from church that my uncle and the wife aren't coming that day.. ......though my uncle has called previously that he isn't coming ...I stayed indoor that evening from Around 8pm till 12 the girl I think is dating one of our streets guys because I was just peeping out from the window in the room seeing her discuss with a guy throughout that night till 1:00 in the midnight that she came in to sleep.


While she slept on a couch in the sitting room I was in the room sleeping I didn't know the devil that came into me I moved to where she slept and tried rubbing her body ,pressing her boobs I thought she was pretending to be asleep that she should have felt my hand since I was rubbing not until she shouted at me that "Are you mad? I tried second time to seduce her to no avail so she got angry and locked herself in my uncles room and slept till in the morning there......my uncle quickly came back with his wife the second day there saw her come out of their room ...........

Now if I do little mistake my uncle just behaves abnormally and says all kinds of things though he hasn't talked about the matter with me since then I feel the girl told him something for him to be behaving like that to me and the wife also changed completely to me I feel weird in the house and the girl also doesn't accord me again like before what can I do to be sure if she told him or not or any advice nairalanders ?? ?

bros you probably ugly as shit...

if na me be you cousin that day dey for wire me money like 10k pounds go do

man City go punish una... una beat my PSG go lose to Chelsea. bastards...

if na my brother be this I go kill am.

triple996:
. Meanwhile somewhere in aba

people don turn to spiders.. na road be this.

Megadon109:
Another excuse for the price of things to increase.

so we are bleeped then??!

abeg who dey go uk make e drop me for road.

the guy be like gay sef...