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useless local thing... car no be car bastard.

heniford2:
Make them attack naw haba na new thing

I dey tell you brother... the thing tire me sef

ishowdotgmail:
God knows girls no dey use me play. I select who I Dey date sef and friend zone many.

Most time I just imagine some guys without a single girlfriend while I can count 8 to be the ones I’m dating.


Life no balance

Bros them no dey give award, Las Las na sicknesses.

useless things... mature men dey behave like children. liars.

Alex wey I fuccck that year... good times.

ruzell86:
Yea bro, certainly. I have had at least about 2- 4 practical ones since the last 12 years. No pun.
Reason I placed these words on my signature.

that's nice bro..

ruzell86:
Yea bro, certainly. I have had at least about 2- 4 practical ones since the last 12 years. No pun.
Reason I placed these words on my signature.

that's nice bro..

This ronaldo don dey old oh... baba resemble demon. wetin Messi win BTW??

I don tell boys say make them no give babes Belle if them no get money... but boys no dey hear.

freaks of nature... could pass out for a nepa pole.

Alaganature:
Big boys Indeed..see as how there table dey empty...

bros you wicked oh... the drink they order never cum.

mooremoney:
Finally, the best forward in the world right now after Suarez

werner

iphone 12 330k

Dreyton36:
Even with some cash in the pocket to flow around with
As long as I'm in Nigeria , I don't find this inner joy , there's always something missing in me whenever I'm in Nigeria
I was in Nigeria two months back and drove to Fela shrine , couldn't get the vibe that used to be there , everywhere seems boring with no smiling faces except for the younger boys who are into gee
Everyone knows the chills at Fela shrine , but it seems this current govt has drained 78% of it's citizens

Can't remember the last time i saw a typical hustling lagosian flashing their teeth , not even in any other state

Increment in food stuff
Herdsmen killings
Kidnapping
Unemployment
Rape
Kilon shele gan gan pelu e , soro soke someone might shock your aza here

Lights up my kpoli in peace

bros you no lie oh... we for abuja no dey smile either. buhari wicked pass the devil.

alfasexy:
Science is good.
Thank you Satan.

hail Satan.

Barbiturate:
So? She's still the mother of his first child......free him!

hafa baba you see that see thick babe for the last pic... God damn.

ijustdey:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/05/17/bill-gates-had-side-chick-in-microsoft-she-made-him-quit-board/

if I get this man money I'd fuccck 90 percent of women in this life... true story.

na this Barcelona Messi suppose join.

miss universe.. aliens participate too??

ruzell86:
It seem as story to you, but truly, it's people's reality. Miracles happen bro.

ever happened to you??

SegFault:
These Israelites Sabi thief sha, steal storues, steal lands etc. Samson and Hercules are too similar abeg, and we all know the Greeks achieved civilisation even when these ones were still in caves.

true bruh... I tot the same thing too.

Csami:
Samson killed the lion with his bare hands. That's a strong man.

bitch please... kratos killed a hydra.

BCJAY:
I lot I was very angry with my mum in 1995 and decided to take valium 10 I took a lot and lagatin at the same time and behold, islept for three days without opening eyes my elder sister went to school to call the brethren in fellowship to pray for me, it was their prayer I heard the 4th day that I opened my eyes.

The second one was an accident I had four people died on the spot including the driver, I was gone, everyone came out of the vehicle except me it was when they were breaking the door to pull me out that I opened my eyes. The has always been kind to me. That is my testimony.

you're a weirdo.

I can never believe such stories... only gullible folks gon fall for this bullshit.

seeing is believing tho..

okoroemeka:
it is not by force to do whatever your peers do due to pressure,for me most of the bad addictive habits I learnt through peer pressure but I have successfully kicked most of them, drinking and smoking is not healthy, they are just addictive drugs that will be difficult to stop when you want to,the best thing is to stay away from those things,I learnt cigarette smoking in secondary school in 1993,till now I am still battling to stop that,I have successfully stopped others like excessive drinking ,Indian hemp and womanising,but I am afraid cigarettes smoking will follow me to the grave.

ok sorry sir

EmekaBlue:
Let me make this very brief and please pardon my grammatical blunders.

I live at the back of a self contained apartment in a fenced compound with my landlord at the main house. So I usually go play early morning football with friends at a nearby pitch on Saturdays but lastnight i went to club and I'm having a hangover this morning so i couldn't go for soccer, I was just in my room trying to fight the headache and all. My landlord's young beautiful fiancee a lady of about 28years most times spend the weekend at her fiance that is my landlord's house and she knows i normally comeback around like 10-11am after soccer and talks with my friends. She thought she was alone in the compound and maybe decided to get i don't really know maybe freaky,sensual or that's how she have been doing in the past, She was having her bath butt naked in the compound and my landlord has gone out for his business.

I didn't know she was naked or outside, I just came outside my room to try go get a cold soft drink then like magic i saw a raw body with curves and nipple in glare dayligth...she made a sound like surprised to see me and quickly covered her boobs she could barely cover because of the large size with one hand and below with another hand...I covered my eyes and said sorry i didn't see anything then walked back swiftly.

Just now she came to my room all dressed and said did i like what i saw, i didn't reply...she asked again...i told her i closed my eyes immediately, i just saw a flash and nothing i can place my thoughts on again. She is threatening me to report to my landlord if i don't get naked for her to see me too.

I don't understand what kinda lady is this...she is acting weird and i don't want her to turn the story around when my landlord is back.

Please nairalanders what should i do?!

bros chop am clean mouth, no time baba.

trust no man... omo even my family members I no trust them.

useless Chelsea... this tuchel nyash don dey open small small.

Mo10go:
E get one girl way I dey talk to when I dey Uni, this bae like meee but she no fit date me, I just decided to chill for her for like 2 months without checking on her anymore and she don't care, "F2F friendship" later in holiday we jam for akure we both of us dey stay, e get on my friend way him house b like paradise he just call me make I come over for a week,I Sha move to his side and him sef no dey hear make girl dey Bleep guys up, I just use d opportunity call the baby like 2 days and she was angry that I didn't call her, 3rd day I carry her go Chicken republic and she shop for him family, I don't care, later way she go house nah call on call say If I like make I just disappear again, I was sorry baby I'm ready to stay, a week after I told her to visit me in my house and she came over, she shock wen she see settings, I give her chicken with Chivita and after she shop pepper soup,I just decide to leave her for dinning me the watch ball for my own room, she text me on phone that where I dey,I give her the direction and she almost faint wen she get inside, I was like today is judgement day for us, she start talking about relationship, where my girlfriend and blabla,I was like I don't have girlfriend oo,she don't even ask who get the house, we talk and talk and the end we no no who off light but when she later find out that no be my house and she dey ask for money money,me way b say I b pako GIDI... OMO she just block my number and e sweet me too...nah serious relationship I get for her from the beginning but we end up like nah u no ham

so theoradically... she's a golddigger

Adegbemiro11:
You won't die if you don't drink alcohol. Stay away from it

bad advice...

Jayrow08:
Make Una go learn handwork

no mind them brother.. under this hot sun, them for don make like 30k