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What he does when no one is looking

This guy dey lie. Na Money Timi and him wife dey find wey Ynaija go pay them? They're too polished to be seeking for attention (which they already have) or money (which is not their problem) or just personally want to tarnish the image of the said Pastor.
Abeg I smell lies.
Well, the truth will eventually unfold. Somehow, it will overcome the lies.

Scenario 1

Ok, so my friend went to the bank today to make a deposit of 5k and like other days (even in the rain) he met the usual queue that always gets him pissed off. "Guy, the worst part is that there are six counters but only three cashiers on seat" he said. " It took one of the cashiers over five minutes to attend to the customer in from of me. When it eventually got to my turn and I asked the lady what was making the service slow, she gave one sad sigh and said, the system is slow" he added.
I asked him why he didn't use all these Paga or mobile money agents. He said "you want make them short the money for me? I'll rather go and do it myself at the bank and ensure it gets posted immediately" he replied. Well you have a point there, I told him.

Scenario 2

I visited Femi, my mobile phone engineer to fix my mobile phones screen. As always, he always had lots of customers waiting in line and for him, taking a break to go and eat will seem as if he's not a serious business minded person so he'll rather sit there from 9:30 am (or 10am sometimes), order for food when he is hungry and eats it there in his little shop while doing some customers job. He's quite good at his work so I'm not at all surprised at the number of clients he gets a day. In a day, he makes a minimum of 10k (no exaggerations here). But why am I talking about Femi? I noticed he keeps this money in his drawer and I then asked him if it was safe there, "for where. Bros I no go fit try am. Me, I no get time to go bank so I dey keep am for these my daily money collectors wey they help me save am". Lo and behold, not up to five minutes one of the ladies came and Femi handed the lady 3k and she took down some notes on her big book and left telling Femi they will see tomorrow. I asked him if he trusted them and he said "to an extent. At least I know their office". To me that was not enough. I have heard stories about how some of these people gather people's money and run. I then asked if he would love to save his money in the bank and monitor his money, he replied "yes bros, but as you see, I no dey get time to go bank". I also noticed this was a normal case with most of the computer village engineers and traders.

Scenario 3
My Uncle got called by my little brother who is in school to please send him some cash for a project. My Umcle had promised to send it to him before the close of the day but due to the work load in the office, he couldn't meet up with the bank. And when he tried doing a transfer, he noticed the amount in his account was not enough to send to meet the demands of his brother. He remembered he had some physical cash at hand but nowhere to send it. He called his brother and told him to wait until Monday cos this was on a Friday. Told him to see he could borrow from and use till Monday morning. That's when I cut him short from the phone conversation and said, "bros no forget say Monday and Tuesday na public holiday o!". As if poured cold water on him. " Chai, I don forget o!" he said. I brought up the idea of using a mobile money agent and he said the last time he used one, the person did not get the money until the next day and when he asked why they told him it was network failure. Trusting them became an issue. How annoying!!!

For the three scenario's, they could always use a deposit machine. But the question is, how many of them are installed at the places within your reach?
I once asked the man I buy foodstuffs from why he doesn't go to the bank to keep his money. "I no get time for all those form wey person dey fill every now and then jare". The reply sounded kinda funny to me but, I realised that he might not be the only person with such thoughts. His fear is not keeping the money in the bank, his fear is not wanting to embarrass himself when asked to fill forms to open accounts and all that. In other words, he's literacy level no cover books.

Proximity to Banks, Literacy, Time Constraints, Annoying queue you meet at the Banks (especially when there's only one or two within your reach) are all problems that have been lingering on for a while now and it's still kinda hard to bridge this gap even with the level and exposure of the mobile money agents at nooks and crannies these days.
Luckily I have found a way to bridge this gap. But, I'm open to ideas, other personal or non personal experiences aside from the ones mentioned and possible solutions to bridge this gap.

According to thecable.ng, 118 million adults don't have a bank account. And techpoint.africa says, only 40% of adults have a bank account.

This can change. Wanna know how? Contact my signature.

Thanks.

Scenario 1

Ok, so my friend went to the bank today to make a deposit of 5k and like other days (even in the rain) he met the usual queue that always gets him pissed off. "Guy, the worst part is that there are six counters but only three cashiers on seat" he said. " It took one of the cashiers over five minutes to attend to the customer in from of me. When it eventually got to my turn and I asked the lady what was making the service slow, she gave one sad sigh and said, the system is slow" he added.
I asked him why he didn't use all these Paga or mobile money agents. He said "you want make them short the money for me? I'll rather go and do it myself at the bank and ensure it gets posted immediately" he replied. Well you have a point there, I told him.

Scenario 2

I visited Femi, my mobile phone engineer to fix my mobile phones screen. As always, he always had lots of customers waiting in line and for him, taking a break to go and eat will seem as if he's not a serious business minded person so he'll rather sit there from 9:30 am (or 10am sometimes), order for food when he is hungry and eats it there in his little shop while doing some customers job. He's quite good at his work so I'm not at all surprised at the number of clients he gets a day. In a day, he makes a minimum of 10k (no exaggerations here). But why am I talking about Femi? I noticed he keeps this money in his drawer and I then asked him if it was safe there, "for where. Bros I no go fit try am. Me, I no get time to go bank so I dey keep am for these my daily money collectors wey they help me save am". Lo and behold, not up to five minutes one of the ladies came and Femi handed the lady 3k and she took down some notes on her big book and left telling Femi they will see tomorrow. I asked him if he trusted them and he said "to an extent. At least I know their office". To me that was not enough. I have heard stories about how some of these people gather people's money and run. I then asked if he would love to save his money in the bank and monitor his money, he replied "yes bros, but as you see, I no dey get time to go bank". I also noticed this was a normal case with most of the computer village engineers and traders.

Scenario 3
My Uncle got called by my little brother who is in school to please send him some cash for a project. My Umcle had promised to send it to him before the close of the day but due to the work load in the office, he couldn't meet up with the bank. And when he tried doing a transfer, he noticed the amount in his account was not enough to send to meet the demands of his brother. He remembered he had some physical cash at hand but nowhere to send it. He called his brother and told him to wait until Monday cos this was on a Friday. Told him to see he could borrow from and use till Monday morning. That's when I cut him short from the phone conversation and said, "bros no forget say Monday and Tuesday na public holiday o!". As if poured cold water on him. " Chai, I don forget o!" he said. I brought up the idea of using a mobile money agent and he said the last time he used one, the person did not get the money until the next day and when he asked why they told him it was network failure. Trusting them became an issue. How annoying!!!

For the three scenario's, they could always use a deposit machine. But the question is, how many of them are installed at the places within your reach?
I once asked the man I buy foodstuffs from why he doesn't go to the bank to keep his money. "I no get time for all those form wey person dey fill every now and then jare". The reply sounded kinda funny to me but, I realised that he might not be the only person with such thoughts. His fear is not keeping the money in the bank, his fear is not wanting to embarrass himself when asked to fill forms to open accounts and all that. In other words, he's literacy level no cover books.

Proximity to Banks, Literacy, Time Constraints, Annoying queue you meet at the Banks (especially when there's only one or two within your reach) are all problems that have been lingering on for a while now and it's still kinda hard to bridge this gap even with the level and exposure of the mobile money agents at nooks and crannies these days.
Luckily I have found a way to bridge this gap. But, I'm open to ideas, other personal or non personal experiences aside from the ones mentioned and possible solutions to bridge this gap.

According to thecable.ng, 118 million adults don't have a bank account. And techpoint.africa says, only 40% of adults have a bank account.

This can change. Wanna know how? Contact my signature.

Thanks.

You sure say this one go last?

jaxxy:
I thought her mum was white??

Oooooohhhhhh!!! Una dey here too? Is that Woman in the picture DARK SKINNED?

Mami Water? Taaa... Common go and sit down. You be fake. Original Mami Water no fit do wetin you do sef..
Them sef know say person pass them now.
I'll keep this space and wait for your outcome.

Then Bribe her, afterall you collect tithes and the sex will satisfy you. It's a win-win for you o!

Nonsense!!! No be you go marry olosho.

"No publicity is bad publicity at the end of the day. I haven’t done work for a very long time, but I can tell you, I am one of the most relevant. I am born again by the way. My confident comes from the fact that no man can do nothing to me that God has not said would happen. My believe in God gives me so much confidence, secondly, I am damn beautiful; thirdly, I have got a great body; fourth, I have got money; fifth, I use my platform to help all the people. All these qualities about myself made me a very bold woman,”

1) Relevant on social media rants... No doubt
2) By their fruits ye shall know them.... Your actions speak otherwise dear.
3) Beautiful? Well, small Sha!!!
4) Bold Woman? Mad people on the streets of Lag are also bold to attack just the way you attack on social media....
I'm just stating the obvious.

This girl never know say she get talent for comedy.

What I've been waiting for.
I see an opportunity.

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Nigerians are peaceful and accommodating people if I must say. Regardless of what goes on in our country politically and economically, we still find a way to laugh over our problems. That being said, WE ARE THE WRONG PEOPLE TO PUT A FINGER IN OUR EYE AND THINK WE'LL WALK AWAY. Let one of those Adonko guys just out of play play tease us regarding the maltreatment they're given us in Ghana, THAT WILL BE THE END OF THE SHOW. Infact, you'll see how Ghanians will calm down because of the way we'll start acting towards them here.

gypsey:
you just repeated what i Said.


YESS!! you are correct! Good luck!

Glad you understand. Same to you too

gypsey:
No qualms, Correct, you have your opinion so do I, i don't agree with yours, i don't believe he staged it.

Cheers!

It's your choice to choose to agree or not and my choice to stick with my decision. Shikenah!!!

gypsey:
Don't be naive, people have videoed themselves having sex, eating, jumping off cliffs, dying, raping, beheading people, some even post photos of their loots and stolen properties, this is nothing. besides he it doesn't look like he videoed himself, Someone else videoed him it Appears. he probarbly didn't even know it will turn up on social media.

People have posted photos/videos of other people without them knowing. People have videoed other people's activities without them knowing.


The FBIs and other Crime agencies go on social medias nowadays to catch criminals, most criminals are caught as a result of their videos made and posted on social media. believe it or not.

I'm not being naive my dear. I'm just stating my own opinion. You've got yours I've got mine. And I still stand on the grounds that HE STAGED IT TO GAIN ATTENTION. That thought cannot also be ruled out, can it? And like I said, he got his attention.

So staged!!! People will do anything these days to be famous. Why would a "Yahoo boy" do a video recording of him talking to his client? For all I know, the clients voice could be anyone's voice mimicking a foreign intonation.
Wetin person no go see for Nairaland these days.

Anyway, he got Zlatan's attention.

ogbonti:
Agreed, but respect Okocha!

Okocha daughter is not Regina Daniels

She is not hungrry!

Oh my brother, Jay Jay deserves ACCOLADES from me no doubt. Regarding his daughter, my brother, EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE.

ogbonti:
You are comparing apples to oranges

I am talking about Ned, not Mark

However, we know what Mark and Jay Jay are doing or did for a living, biko, how did Ned make his money?

Haven't you heard, a millionaire never tells how he made his first millions. You just have to figure it out.
That being said, I'm not blowing trumpets for Uncle Ned o! but, nwanne you can't deny the fact that, that boy has got money and he doesn't hide it.

Airpeace don dey enter news these days. E be like say their talk don they become topic for village meeting.


God abeg help us o!!!

Conji na BASTARD!!! Kai!!!
Just look at o! MAN-NIMAL

GindoX:
And who's uncle Ned

You just dey come Nairaland?

ogbonti:
Ned no know him mate? You think say Ned get Money pass Okocha? How much be one billion naira again for dollars? 3.3 million dollars? You know how many years Okocha collect nothing less than $100,000 a week as a footballer? At least from 1996 when he moved to Turkey until he retired at Bolton in 2006. Not the Multimillion $$$$ move to PSG ( $17 million ) and Qatar we are talking about... or numerous endorsements and contracts to advertise products.

Even if Nwoko stole and is richer than Okocha, I will still respect a broke Jay Jay who worked hard for his money than a petty pedophile Ned

Bros, JayJay has been playing ball long before Mark Zuckerberg discovered the Facebook but who get money pass? It's not how far but how well...

Bro, your prefer Yemi Alade to Davido? It's that really supposed to surprise me? She's a lady and you're a guy.....duuhhh!!!
A beautiful lady at that if I must add

You're lucky uncle Ned has not yet sighted you....

Naija!!! We know how to swallow Panadol for another person headache eh!!! Even if she's saying 70% fact, what is her damn bizwiz!!!

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Chai!!! you shouldn't have used the "school fees" thing to think you can lure customers here. They won't show you sympathy o! they'll start pricing your lappy like "bend down select".
Anyways, i wish you the best in your sales and pray a good Samaritan buys it at a good price for you.




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Earthquake3:
Deport all afonja moslems that voted next level

Nonsense

Another pikin sighted.