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The OP is clueless. It doesn't look like this shït hasn't been discussed on nairaland before!

Someone on nairaland with a sensible brain once said:
if a guy of 20yrs approaches a girl of 25yrs, he's bound to receive a slap wit a question like, ' am i your mate?'
now, 5yrs later, when the girl is 30yrs and still searchin, and the guy is 25yrs with his life starting to bloom, you hear d girl say, 'age is jes a number'.
Now, y'all desperate housewives wannabe shld listen up, 'yes, everything is wrong. Go look for ya mate'!!!

It's safe to dream

LesbianBoy: CORRECTION SIR, its ''if Money grows on trees, NIGERIAN GIRLS will marry a monkey!''

all you fools and the nigerian girls' syndrome. It's fuckin borin now!
You're an idiott

Idowuogbo: Acid, how many friends u get sef,all ur threads or comments na my friend dis my friend da, it's neva U!

God is watching o!

you aint seen nothin yet..hehehehehe

No. Will u prefer him/her cheating to balance up the sexual satisfaction?

k2039: Frontpage ko,back page ni,if this poo makes it to the frontpage,I wont visit nairaland till Dec 2,2013

me too!
By the fucck, either u or your girl are teenagers that shld be so discouraged from any serious committment. History has proven dt most end up leaving one of the party whom has actually falling in love with his/her head in a bad psychological state. That party end up failing in school, loose focus of initial vision and dreams, becomes rebellious to parents whom he/she has alwys respected, take rash detrimental decisions and so fuckin on!
It is apparent that the parents, sensing this will be the end has taken tragic measure to save their child before she's drawn into the psychological abyss that might leave a scar forever!
Get a life..,
my finance's parents will ask of me if i didn't show up in a month, mine will do so too. Wait for your time, you're definately doing this at the wrong time of your life!

You're also a woman, what do i expect?

Atandav: I've never in my life had two girls at the same time, wen my Dad once play around I knew wat my mum passed through, so I've made up my mind to be faithful to my partner.

he probably didn't learn the trade well before he jumped in and hey, dump dt girl. She's been sincere enough wit u

Another annual income event for the pastor!
E jes be like trade fair! All of una dey shout double portion, we all knw who go count double portion and who go rue their expenses after the whole trade fair.
Hopefully, the latest jet go enter by end of this month

jidegirl12: Firefox anytime

na red red colour dey freak children before!

Since it's a future plan, first thing to do is stay alive till that time first.

Do u knw the abattoir? You need to find your missing rib there before they pack the bones and sell them for companies who use 'em for buttons and all that.
Do quick or we might be wearing your missing ribs as another product. Okay?

There is no rule guiding that. This shld be on a mutual agreement which in itself is based on senses.
My fiance is a french teacher by profession but sells different kinds of wears. Now, most of her customers are where she lives: lokoja and abuja. Now, i haven't told her ds, but if we eventually marry, i'll have to relocate cos my work is anywhere. And for now, i'm not into government work

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Choi! Nigerian Christians have got to be the most miserable lot out there.

Must you guys read meaning into everything??!!!!

No body spray, No body spray, N movie, No TV, No hotel, No attachment, Don't write LOL, Don't use 2go, Don't use Mirror, Don't drink from red cup.

Haba! God put you on this earth to LIVE and not just EXIST!

What's even ironic is many of you are gonna end up in hell anyway because you are not to busy worrying about silly things to pay attention to the real stuff God expects from us.

Jeeedus!![/quote]thanks for the whole ranting, u ended up criticizing the christians rather than making a point. Forget what u knw and undstnd some things.
1. Some perfumes were basically produced for evil and sinful purposes. These types of perfume invokes demons for seduction and inducing other selfish actions. They simply doubles as aphrodisiacs. And when i say they invoke demons, i'm only talkin abt the feelings u intended to stir up in the other party jes to assume it's purpose.
2. Some perfumes were produced in the wrongest way for a useless cause. Example is the nonsense lady gaga fame in which the artist says the way it was made makes it look like the wearer have her on him. Read more:

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Gaga_Fame&sa=U&ei=ky27UI3mM8mE4AS11YDoBQ&ved=0CCEQFjAB&sig2=GSPKoHSmNKLZL9Vtjr82ww&usg=AFQjCNES6qs-labLMRqdOCmgH4Wx6IYajw

i can go on but it's okay here.
in a nut shell, perfumes are not sinful. I wear them a lot and i can't do without them. But i'm alwys careful of running after the so called designer perfumes because most of them are jes wrongly made.
Perfumes are not sin and yet sinful. It all depends

Kingwax was here. Registred

Shollypopz:

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talk your own

Mowire: @OP. What I see is that you are here to look for justification for/to resist what you know the bible is saying in those verses. There are these verses in the bible (OT) where God said the woman's vows to God are subject to the husbands approval (or her father's if a spinster); that if he disapproves such vows are not binding on her. In other words if a wife makes & pays a vow to God without the husband's approval that vow is a nullity: futile.
Does this make any sense?

i agree with dt but accept some corrections Sir. The bible did not say the woman's vow shld wait till a man approve it, it simply says, if d woman gets home and the man disagree wit d vow, then it's not valid. If a woman makes d vow and d husband agrees, no problem.
Back to d topic, a man is the head and as a christian lady, u shld undstnd how God hold this is the greatest esteem..
1. As CHRIST is d head of the church so is the man..here, if u knw or realise how christ is to the church, then so did God place your husband.
2. The second is the issue of the vow, if God can respect a husband is such a way as to allow him nullify any vow made btw the woman and Him, then he is no small entity.
A husband is no joke and u shldnt have accepted him as your head to make d decisions if u will alwys oppose him and hide behind respect.
In every organization in which home is one, there is a head, there is a helper who is the assistant. The bible didn't say the woman's opinion is not worthy, because He understood perfectly dt a woman also can have a helpful idea. An example was when He commanded dt if any woman has anythin to say within d church, she shld tell d husband who will in turn tell the elders. If woman are regarded as no sensible thing, one shldnt even listen to them.
Like my above friend has said, don't look for excuses, listen to man. If u lack wisdom to deal wit your man, ask the Lord. Some men are difficult but God's wisdom will help u out. You only need to ask. James 1v5

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[author]Hope this helps.. cheers![author=Mr..Cock]

Did u really say anythin?

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we've got us a mad man on this thread.
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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]HALF OF THAT STUFF I HAVE NEVER DONE TO MY HUSBAND and I liked my husband! [/quote]what are we talkin, what is this old woman talking abt? Who dey discuss husband here?
Wetin person go see for nairaland self, mouth no go reach talk am..

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As far as them no give u receipt, na free na

Thanks@all

I heard the ones the gods wanna kill, they first make mad

Be killing yourself there. You people are dunderheads to be takin craps from these idiotts who themselve don't even live past 50yrs. With all their fuckin healthcare systems on ground, it'll be waste of time tryin to figure how many of them die of cancer and all that yearly!
They do all sort of drugs that after many yrs in circulation, some scientist come up with claims dt prolong usage of it causes this and that and all fuckin adverse effects!
Yo better learn to do simple exercise like workin and gardening instead of sitting your fat fucck in the ac all days long. Walking with your cars all on the street! Eating fast food junk everytime and drinkin juices!
If u wanna live longer than yrs, do exercise, eat fruits, eat vegetables, drink lots of water, sleep fine, laugh and smile, and ask your grannie for that concortion and herbs she drinks even time even when not sick and you'll be amazed!
My grandma died at 107 with all teeth intact and strong. She died fine! Keep reading and bilivin is stupid reports! That's how they come up wit 'nigerian women are the most promiscous' when we all knw indecency is thier middle name. Their females fucck anythin dt moves and don't give a fucck abt it!!!

Hey guys, got home today and was fascinated by this joke of a game. I met my junior ones playing this and i think it could be fun..
I'll add some and u add and pls, be very creative and make this funny.

1. Na only for naija terrorist dey distribute appointment letter
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2. Na only for naija all girls dey engaged while the guys status na single!
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3. Na only for naija beggars recognize their customers
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4. Na only for naija PHCN dey use generator do bonanza
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5. Na only for naija person wey no go school dey check his name for nysc posting list
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6. Na only for naija spirit dey look road before he cross
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7. Na only naija 200naira credit fit win u aeroplane
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8. Na only for naija ashewo shout 'Jesus' as condom burst...
Pls add on..

vivian chinaza: For me, it is a must! Even if we were "doing it" before our marriage, we'll abstain maybe a month or two to the wedding day. Intimacy on wedding night is a must for me.

i pray u start your 'menses' dt day, wit a heavy flow too. Let's see if you'll die

Seriously i'm a cheat, but i'll be dead if i found out no one is faithful. You mean my fiance might not? What da fucck is this?
Somebody shld pls come up and claim he/she is faithful oooo.
Pls na