How are the mighty fallen. That I believe is the case for our much used (maybe not much loved) YAHOO. In it's 16 year life time, it has fallen from a peak value of above $100b, to what Verizon is buying off today for just $4.8b. This is after its four years mishandling in the hands of Marissa Mayer as the CEO. She will be stepping down and a combined severance package of about $219m waiting for her. Where YAHOO is headed after now is better imagined.

CNN

BOKO HARAM WILL DEFINITELY END BY DECEMBER -FG. Please, remind me; it is December 2015 or December 2016 they were referring to.

APC eehhhhh

I thought they said that the 2016 budget was drafted with ONLY 13% Revenue based on Oil. And some folks where on this Nairaland, castigating the ND and NDA that their oil is no longer needed. That Nigeria is no longer relying on their oil.

Ok nahh..., 2019; I wonder what APC will campaign with, of course, it wont be "Change"

South-East + South-South = Biafra Land (Ask Google). Are you pondering, what i am pondering...

stinflame:
I still stand on my claim no girl was missing, no girl was captured... Chibok kidnap is a scam by northern highly place individual.. Am sure when the committee setup by PMB comes with their findings then it will be clear.

My dear, the thing really tire me oo. Now, according to them, more than 15000 persons has been rescued yet, no Chibok girls.

We are all here in this country; some are watching and waiting, some are watching and wailing, some are watching and bewitched. I pray that one day, we will all stop watching and start working...

emmyw:
Thank You Bro. That's Why Nigerians Fail Exam, They Don't Read Instruction.

Please, where did the OP get the prices using that exchange rate. Abeg, this is July 2016, not 2015, check.

CaptainRahl:
Gionee M3 mini is no longer available in the market

I believe this is really an old schol "2014/2015" information that the op brought here. I wonder he actually went to the market to confirm before writing.

Please, which year was the exchange rate at (N200/1USD) that you used in your calculation: Price: N28,000 ($140), Price: N19,500 ($98), Price: N23,500 ($117) etc

It is absolutely free in their books and they even come and fix it free house by house; that was before. Now it is still free in their books but here in PH it is 39000 they collect even right in their office. (but dont ask for receipt o).

Even Driver's License is now taking almost 2 years.

...My social media team at the FMENV (Federal Ministry of Environment) spreading the virus in yet another Agency...

This part nah waoooo. VIRUS?, as in Ebola Virus, HIV Virus, Computer Virus; No wonder the economy is sick and serious diseased.

There is a big irony in our higher education arrangement in this country. If you check well, it is possible that this young man was already "jammed" by JAMB, or prevented by the post UTME screening before he decided to go to Cyprus as a last result. Many young Nigerians experience that situation.

Every year more than 1.5m young Nigerians sit for JAMB UTME, a larger percent of the candidates fail (according to jamb standards) and yet a larger number dont have space in our higher institutions. Most of these young Nigerians seeks refute in Ghana, Cyprus, Ukraine, Togo, Benin, and other countries. At the end we lose hundreds of Billions of Naira in Foreign Exchange to these countries. And quiet ironically, these "cast away" and "unqualified" candidates come out tops in those foreign schools.

Are we not hunting ourselves.

AnodaIT:
Truly this man was sent to cause trouble in PDP

Troble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. that exactly is the case here. We all know how he was practically "begged" to come and lead them, even when there were other contestants to the position. The man didnt even indicate interest to contest as Chairman of the Party.

PDP fetched an Ants infected firewood, they must deal with it. I really dont pity them

Standing5:
Instead of lowering what the ND contributes, why not raise what others contribute?
Imagine Osun n Kaduna bring gold, Ondo and Lagos bringing bitumen and oil. And the northern states to bringing in lead, tin, iron ore and copper.

That exactly is what the system has refused to encourage. It is almost impossible to do so with our current skewed Federalism and over reliance on oil revenue shared monthly.

True Federalism is the ultimate solution to the many challenges of our Country.

LoveMachine:
Major respect to Ambode for pushing for True Federalism.

It is only talk, talk, no action. Since his father Tinubu and the other leaders started eating national cake directly at Abuja, have you heard him (Tinubu) and the rest talk again about Regional Government and Sovereign National Conference (SNC) which was their song before now.

Politicians always seeking their personal interest since 19 woreva...

Copied, as written by a facebook user:

In 1993, the Ogoni people stopped the federal government and Shell Petroleum from drilling crude oil in their four local government areas of Rivers State. It has remained so for twenty three years now. Ogoni is probably the only ethnic nationality in Nigeria that has successfully dealt with the FG and Shell. Because of the notoriety of the Ogoni people and the international embarrassment Ogoni has caused the FG in the past. The federal govt has been mindful of using force against them as a way of drilling their crude, like it has done in other Niger Delta communities.

Both Shell and the FG have tried every possible means to resume oil production in Ogoni land. Some years ago the FG, after using its divide and rule tactics (bribing of Ogoni chiefs), sent another company in the name of Belema Oil to resume production. The Ogoni people chased the company away.

Two years ago, after the Ogoni people dragged Shell to an international court for the damages caused by over 2,000 oil spills in Ogoni land by She, Shell agreed and paid a £55million settlement fine money to Ogoni people. Despite this N16billion payment to the people of Ogoni by Shell and their willingness to clean up Ogoni land, the Ogoni people have still denied Shell access to resume oil production in their land.

The Ogoni nationality are probably the only group in the Niger Delta that have asserted full control over their crude oil and they have done this for twenty three years. The Ogoni people have confirmed that the crude oil belongs to them and not the Federal Government.

Part of their condition for resumption of oil production is that the Ogoni Bill of Rights (OBR) be acknowledged and implemented by the FG. The OBR is a document that highlights the aspirations of the Ogoni People. Part of their aspiration in that document is true federalism that will guarantee the autonomy of the Ogonis in matters that concern their resources, economy, politics, etc. The Ogoni Bill of Rights is a document that reflects true federalism for the Ogoni people yet the FG have refused to acknowledge it.

While the FG have continued to ignore the OBR and environmental degradations in Ogoni Land, it is doing everything possible to resume production so as to increase its revenue. Part of the FG recent effort is to flag off a $1billion Ogoni clean up project in which it did not make any budget for nor has it awarded any contract for. Many international observers have condemned the FG for its refusal to deal with the Ogoni people with sincerity.

The Ogonis have argued that they would rather use their oil rich land for farming only and allow the crude oil waste beneath than allow Shell/FG drill the crude and pollute their lands and yet deny them dividends from the exploration. They cannot be feeding the whole of Nigeria while they and their land remain degraded and poor. This has bern their argument.

One of the irony of the Ogoni situation is that despite the fact that it has refused to contribute to the national revenue of Nigeria, it has continued to receive from the revenue. This is so because Nigeria is a skewed and criminal federal state. The money that Ogoni land alone once contributed to the national revenue monthly was higher than what some states combined were contributing to the national revenue, yet what Ogoni received was pollution and more pollution. Their conclusion was that they have nothing to lose if they stopped contributing. They were right.

Today, if the whole of Niger Delta stops contributing to Nigeria's revenue via crude oil sales, they will still be entitled to getting allocations from Nigeria. As long as there is money to share at Abuja, all states must share it irrespective of where the money is coming from.

This is the irony of Nigeria's federalism. This is one way lazy states have benefitted from Nigeria for so long and I think it is time for the whole of the Niger Delta to act lazy like the Ogonis so Nigeria can see what exactly is wrong with our federalism.

Oh yes. This is why I also want the Niger Delta Avengers to continue their campaign of 'zero production'.

We need to sit down and design a new Nigeria. Intellectualism could take us two decades to get Nigeria to sit down and discuss but with the Avengers, its a matter of months and a national soveriegn conference will be called upon. This is the language Nigeria understands. Lets speak it.

To be continued...

Allee90:
I know that every negative comment about PMB is from the Igbos the children of hate. And this is the reason why an average Northerner will NEVER vote for them. Shikenan

I think your comment is the ONLY negative comment here. This thread is simply a fun chat from everyone as Nigerians. People like you are not needed here; Infact gerarahia.






BTW, my post made front page once again. Right now, I dey feel like Osibanjo in my own Villa...

Maisuya1:


Guy that's no ordinary 'grandpa' he is Abba Kyari The Chief of Staff to the President;



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abba_Kyari_(businessman)

Thank you for coming forth with the name. But nobody said he is an "ordinary" grandpa. Being a Grandpa on its own alone is a great feat.

Please, what do you think PMB is telling this other Grandpa, (sorry, I don't know his name) when he PMB was just about boarding the flight to London. What PMB is saying appears to be really serious.

Guess...

Buhari Condemn the killing...

Kano State Governor Condemn the killing...

Okorocha Condemn the killing...

Security agents; investigation is ongoing...

That is all you will hear, the dead is dead, the matter will soon be replaced in the media by NDA or APC or PDP, or whatever.

And dazsol....


May God help us in this country.

And what makes you think that the number/Ngozi is for his wife. The guy may just be my namesake from Anioma (Delta Ibo). Here, Ngozi is a very popular UNISEX name.

A bride’s decision to reply to congratulatory text messages from relatives and friends following her wedding ceremony resulted in the demise of her marriage, Gulf News reports. Apparently, the Saudi groom made an attempt to be intimate with his new wife once they were in their hotel room, but she was engrossed in whatever conversations were happening on her phone, and ignored his advances.

“Following the marriage ceremony, the groom took his bride to the hotel where they had booked a room,” an anonymous relative told Al Watan, a Saudi publication. “However, as soon as the bride was in the room, she kept using her mobile. Her groom tried to get closer with her and become more intimate, but he was shocked when she ignored him, not responding to his words and action.”
When he asked his bride if she would hold off on responding to her friends until later, she declined, and all hell broke loose.

“When he asked her about the reasons, she answered she was busy communicating with her friends who were congratulating her on her marriage on the mobile. The groom asked her to delay the messages, but she refused and became angry. When he asked her if her friends were more important than he was, the bride answered that they were,” the relative said.

The two continued to argue, and after things had escalated, the groom left the hotel, but not before informing his new wife that he wanted a divorce. Once he went through with filing, the courts referred his case to the reconciliation department to see if the new couple could find a way to patch things up. According to the relative, the groom’s ego was too damaged for him to rethink his decision to divorce and he refused to reconcile with his bride.

Yahoo

And what will they do to Dino Malaye.

This thread is aimed at informing and warning unsuspecting Nigerians against a corrupt and fraudulent fellow; but you guys are dwelling on frivolous things that can derail the topic. While you are at it, also know that somebody out there is being defrauded, and it could be your close pal.

Mod, please, help this thread, abeg.

This actually is a result of GEJ's weakness and soft-handedness, the same things that made him have issues as a president. He is supposed to be the leader of the party now but no, nobody has heard anything tangible from him especially regarding the party leadership since he left office.

The red guy in the last pix, was like: Alfa, are you sure Allah will answer this our prayer?

Ok, just like that, I got a friend request from "Ben Murray Bruce" and I was like... haa, small me? Well, ok, maybe he saw my online activities regarding Young Entrepreneurs and Youth Business development. So I accepted. After a few days the following conversation started. I know sharp, sharp say nah dem, dem..

DETAILS IN THE PIX…


Whenl I called “Mr. Kabiru”, he asked:

Are you a Nigerian (yes)
Do you have National ID, Drivers License, Intl Passport or Voters Card (yes).
How much do U need, (N10m )

Ok, that is a small amount, we are giving out up to N100M. No problem about N10m, just be sure you can manage it well. (ok).
Send me your email, let me send you details of what next you will do.

Email sent, I am still waiting for his reply….

Shine your eyes…

I thought we hate and disrespect police. And some has said that it is the most kworupt institution. Now Nigerians are rushing to join...

if PMB is Abuja and Ambode is Lagos, what is Ben Bruce doing there?

yomalex:
if you are using WooCommerce there are various multi vendor plugins

Thank you, it is WooCommerce and I know that there are so many out there. That is why I am asking for recommendations based on experience. So i can know the top options.

Please Recommend A Robust & Flexible Multi Vendor Plugin for my E-commerce site. I have worked on the other aspects, remaining the Multi-Vendor/MarketPlace Plugin to set up.


Thank U

I am equally in need of an expert hand in my Wordpress E commerce website project. I might as well just contact any of the contacts that have been dropped here but let me give some more details.

I am already working on the ecommerce site but I am having challenge in setting up a Multi Vendor/Marketplace plugin, I have tried WC Vendor/ Marketplace and a few others. I have not gotten it.

I need expert help urgently.

kinharold2@yahoo.com

Thank you

AmbodOfLASU:
SLOT AND ITS PHENOMENAL RESPONSE.

In relation to a thread, I opened on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/3042938/fraud-slot-limited some hours ago about how a SLOT staff sold a fake charger to me at the price of the original. After the thread hit the front page, I received plethora of calls from SLOT authorities. I was called by their General Manager,who pleaded I should come to their Ikeja head office. He promised to pay for all my transport expenses. I was not after making any money from the situation, albeit, I was bent on ensuring justice, openness,credibility and transparency. Just like an Old man,who was called by his son from the village, to come to the city, I proceeded to test the waters albeit nostalgically. I got to SLOT head office Ikeja,and it proved to be one of the the greatest moments of my life. I was welcomed by the Creme-De-La-Creme of SLOT. We sat on a round table in what looked like a mini conference hall ,alongside Infinix representatives. They,Slot authorities, apologized sincerely. They also reiterated their commitment to optimum customer satisfaction. In this particular regard, the SLOT general manager ordered the sack of the culprits and any other slot staff found wanting,now and later in the future.I was given a brand new INFINIX CHARGER plus a SLOT branded diary amongst others. Apparently, SLOT is bent on ensuring quality and it has cemented this by flushing out the bag eggs in their ranks. I commend them for this bold step. INFINIX authorities also played a pivotal role, they ensured I was given the best quality product.

Big Thanks to Seun, Lalasticlal.a, Slot and Infinix authorities.
Moreso, to all the nairalanders who took their time to call.
A BETTER NIGERIA IS WHAT WE ALL WANT.
#ProudlyLASUITE.

I noticed that it is not the same LASU guy (Complainant) who wrote this first post (https://www.nairaland.com/3042938/fraud-slot-limited ) that wrote this second (Slot) post. Check, the difference is clear. Anyway, thank God for Nairaland.