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At least they have been made aware the son on the throne is ineffectual.

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https://m.guardian.ng/news/how-bandits-killed-47-in-katsina-by-police/[/quote]

He doesn't have a head.

Kekereekun123:
there are 5 million 5g users in south Korea. Use your head

I understand your plight. You can help him by refusing to lend him money. This will make him wake up. Unless he says no to them and stands his ground, it will not stop even if he becomes 80 years old. They will keep coming.

VivleBriella:
Good day everyone

I've been a guest for a couple of years now, created an account to seek advice

My dear nairalanders, does it always end well marrying the Breadwinner of a family? He's the last born with 4 elder siblings but they all depend on him.

Yes, I knew he was the Breadwinner from day one but I thought with time, everyone else will be able to stand on their own, but it hasn't happened yet, we've dated for 3yrs now and he doesn't support me financially. I don't complain but he feels entitled to my money and when I get tired of him always asking me to lend him some money and decide to say no, he nags and tells me I'm not being supportive enough.

This is driving me really crazy cause he reminded me of how unsupportive I've been to him and his family, he's driving me insane, you can't possibly put the responsibility of your family on my shoulders, that's crazy and insensitive, over the years, I've borrowed him nothing less than 500k which I know for sure he's never giving back.

Is it normal to be in a parasitic relationship whereby the female remains the host that's being fed on?

I'm only 24 while he's 31.

We know the section of the country mostly bitter with the current fgn of which the late MAK was a prominent figure. We surely know where those who are rejoicing are from. Continue in the path of sowing discord. Ti elulu ba fa ojo, ori re ni yoo ro le.


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Why are yorubas happy about the dead of this man?
The same way they were happy when they said Buhari died. Are you guys no more waiting for 2023.?[/quote]

FFK I hail u o. LOL.

Virginnn:
Nigerian politician and Frontline critic of the President Buhari's government, Olufemi Fani Kayode popularly called FFK, has paid glowing tributes to the dead C.O.S. Abba Kyari.

He revealed Kyari was a friend despite their political differences



https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1251374628674682881

Your vituperations speak more to your character than to the person you responded to. The guy said you should reason together. Was that too much? Anyway, supposing the guy runs a business that was already distressed and over burdened with multiple taxations as is currently the case with most SME? Do you expect the company to pay salary for work not done. Even abroad with strong SME, the workers are not going to be paid and the more reason they filed for unemployment benefit with the government. Everyone whose salary is impacted by the COVID 19 pandemic could approach the government for a bail out rather than expect a business owner already being strangulated by the government with multiple taxes and lack of supporting infrastructure to bail them out. Finally, what happens to savings made by employees from prior salaries? No one expect this and we should just look for a common ground depending on the employees and the organization's ability. There should be no entitlement mentality on this matter.
quote author=hamid6249 post=88456278]What stupid rationale?this shows how wicked you are in real life ,so thier familiesshould be eating sand during the lock down and you expect them to come back licking your ass when the lockdown is over ,I'm sorry you are nothing less than those Lebanese that uses our brothers like slaves.what happens to advance salary,soft loans ,reduction in salary to accommodate partial loss of revenue , small stipend to at lease get food for their families ..oga you are a wicked or intending wicked boss[/quote]

Bro. na business na o.

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

The baba will become a thesis on election promises and the monumental failure of leadership.

sarrki:
President Muhammadu Buhari you said during the campaign and also on your inauguration that you will lead from the front


Am sorry to say sire

That you never fulfilled your words

On security I can never score your government high

You have failed on this and other promises you made

Gbosa 4 u. The thread will end up about selling sex enhancing poisons.

J111333:
...and how is it my problem? If she likes, she can discuss it at the village square.

My own na to last my usual one minute like big Churchill and pull my pant up.

Honestly, I can understand those illiterates abokis defying the govt order to gather in prayers in defiance of the govt because they truly are illiterates but not a very well educated Bishops oh.

kahal29:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/bishop-chukwuma-dares-govt-holds-church-service/

Where few people disobey the law, hold them responsible but when the majority do, the state is culpable.

I suppose that state has no governor but a vagabond in power.

JosEast:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/friday-prayers-hold-in-bauchi-despite-covid-19-spread.html

Applying the expired solution. The president is making a mess of his job. Very disappointing leadership. Buhari's government will sooner be a thesis on seeking a public office for power and personal aggrandizement; a case study of the destruction of the territory called Nigeria.

[quote author=Nemere2020 post=88066279]President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Military to flush out bandits from the forests around the country.

Speaking through his spokesperson Garba Shehu, he commiserated with the families and Governments of Plateau and Sokoto States, promising an end to such barbaric acts.

President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Nigerian Army to join the Police and flush out bandits from forests around the country, particularly in the areas that witnessed recent attacks.

The President gave the directive in response to the killing of 22 people in Sokoto State, whose community was attacked by armed bandits as well as the reported killing of 10 others in Bassa Local Government Area of Plateau State.

In a quick response, the Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Buratai has already got in touch with the General Officers Commanding the army formations in the affected states, directing them to reinforce the police efforts to track the bandits and bring them to justice.

President Buhari also commiserated with the governments and people of the two states, assuring Governors Aminu Tambuwal and Simon Lalong of the federal government’s support in bringing an end to the spate of attacks in the regions.

He prayed that Allah would comfort those who lost beloved family members and friends in the attacks.

https://twitter.com/GarShehu/status/1246133684798881794?s=19[/quote]

FFK always running mouths from the two sides. FFK would be the first to celebrate the man's death.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1245752583572119553[/quote]

A second colonisation loading. Our politician elites are a disgrace. Rather than to stop stealing and to restructure the type of government to a less expensive one thereby freeing money for capital projects, they instead prefer to sell the country to any interested foreigner.

Shekau is really deranged and disillusioned. What Jihad is he fighting really? He has never been able to articulate what his jihad is about and looking to change. A jihad that he wages to forcefully turn women to s-x slaves? This guy honestly deserved to be hanged. How can an individual be so moronic? But I suppose he is thriving on the pervasive illiteracy and the poverty of the North.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/385310-video-chadian-troops-batter-boko-haram-terrorists-shekau-consoles-fighters.html[/quote]

I hope the test method NCDC relies on isn't giving false positives. If 12 out of 100 passengers test positive, 12%, then the infection rate from where they came from Benin, Cote D'Ivoire and Senegal should have spiked and making headline on the news by now. I'm just thinking aloud. No disrespect to the courageous men and women putting their lives on the line.

quote author=dre11 post=87998619]...Over 2,000 persons have been tested



https://thenationonlineng.net/covid-19-70-percent-of-those-who-tested-positive-are-males-ehanire/[/quote]

It is a free world. Believe what you want. But as for me, I count not what one can gather online as prophecy. Sebi they claim healing power? None of them has come out to heal infected COVID 19 patients. Let us reason together, the Oyinbos were investing in knowledge economy, science and technology. They have gone back to their investments to fight COVID 19. Africa was investing in religion, so tell me, should we not call on our investments at this hour? Why is our investments not available to solve our problem but only now spreading fear.

SperoQuest:
Good afternoon dear Nairalanders, I want you all to read this raw truth about the Corona virus revealed by apostle Johnson Suleiman In his online program yesterday.

Irrespective whether you are a Christian or not.
Below are his words which I have thoroughly separated into 20 Raw facts about the Corona virus.

These are his words according to Revelation from GOD.

1)GOD Said, he gave the world to man and he don't do anything to interfere in the affairs of the world, unless man invites him in understanding in the place of prayers.

2) The Nation in question has sinned against the world, they wanted to make their own moon shine brighter than the natural moon, their Power tussle is beween a particular Nation and they want to bring that Nation on their feet.

3) Covid 19 is an experiment and now they are rejoicing because they are shaking the world and they will wait for another two years.

In 2022, something worst will happen and it will also originate from them.

4) The world leaders are coming together to have a synergy that will make all religion have a common ground and the pope is part of it.

5) AMERICA is their Target but the president is their obstacle.

6) America should not joke with the next election, because they will all want to support the opponent of the current president.

7) If the current president of America is not re elected then the world is finished.

God said we should all pray to change it.

8 ) DONALD TRUMP'S opponent is not the issue but his running mate. If the running mate wins, he will be impeached for a lady to take over to fulfill the new world order.

9)Their current agenda is to humiliate Donald Trump, they have succeeded in making him a mockery in America while they are now free from it but the prayers of the saints will reverse it and America will be healed.

10)The virus was manufactured by this people and it's not a biological weapon, it's a chemical weapon.

11)Many people contacted the virus through testing, once you go for the test, they will infect you.

The few people that are not positive, is to balance the equation to make people believe it's real.

12) The vaccine will come but the vaccine contains the actual disease.
It is loaded with signals to control human beings by sending signals from the body to their power base.
That will be the proof to show that you are safe and virus free.

13) when they tell you to take the vaccines and you refused, you will be denied a lot of things.

14) Italy was sacrifice because the pope is part of it and that is why you saw very large cases in Italy.
It was not a coincidence, it was a sacrifice.

15) The policy of not coming together so as not to contact the vurus was targeted at believers, because they know that coming together of believers of GOD, will frustrate their plan.

16) All believers must come together against the new world order to scatter the agenda of the Antichrist.

17) They are planning on a new world currency.

18)You must purify yourself because they target your body.

19) By June to August, different agenda to unify the world will begin.

20) Kuwait, Egypt, Malaysia, Singapore, Hongkong, Carbon, Thailand, Madagascar, Saudi Arabia, America (Baltimore and Maryland) needs special prayers.

We all have to purify our body and come together to pray and frustrate the plan of the new world order.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVp0csb1g3g

E do tey wey illiteracy ravaged abokis dey disgrace the muslims. Even Saudi closed the Kaaba. Sanusi was very right. The Northern elite are wicked and the damage they did to their own people is unimaginable.

RYANAYO:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-angry-youths-burn-police-station-in-katsina/

Won tun ti de o. The plague has started in Wuhan as far back as November 2019 yet you claimed someone predicted it in December 2019. Fact check when the Wuhan doctor first warned the Chinese local authority. The valid prediction was made as far back as 2008. Please check the link https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1256553/Coronavirus-Sylvia-Browne-prediction-COVID19-prophecy-pneumonia

You can believe whatever you want to anyway.

HigherEd:
“I WILL NOT STOP THE PLAGUE...IT WILL DESTROY SOME...BUT IT WILL RESCUE YOU...AND DELIVER YOU FROM BONDAGE”

-Pastor Poju Oyemade’s Crossover Night 2019/20 Striking Prophecy Concerning the Plague

The next blessing is described in scripture as the blessing of the sun. By reason of the Blood of Jesus Christ, through which the sacrifice has been offered over your life. I declare into your life, the headwinds of 2020 And the plague shall not rest upon your own house to destroy you.

As I saw the blood in the day when I rescued Israel from slavery, so shall it be unto you this year. That plagues came, that destroyed Egypt, but those same plagues were instruments of deliverance for my people and rescued them out of slavery.

Therefore, God is saying I will not stop the plague, I will not stop the headwinds. It will destroy some, but it will rescue you and elevate you and deliver you from bondage.

They are designed to lift you up. The headwinds may destroy others, but because I see the blood over you, that same plague shall be for your deliverance.

I will break things around you sayeth the Lord, things that you thought were essential, support structures but they have become structures that now trapped you and enslave you. When you see them crack, it is not for your destruction but it shall be for your deliverance.

You shall be thrust out of those positions into much higher places that you are not even thinking about today. But this shall be a sign unto you, when the unexpected seemingly happens and things go wrong, remember these words "a door has been opened for your growth, a door has been opened for your liberty".

Follow my Spirit, who shall lead and guide you into the place I have prepared for you. Then shall you look back, and you shall see what you termed blessed in 2019 was actually a place of confinement by reason of the demonstration of my power in your life in 2020 in the name of Jesus Christ.

What you looked at and said this was breakthrough, you will look back and say in 2020, by reason of what God shall do in your life by strong visitations and his strong armor stretched forth into your life. You will see that that was a place of confinement for now you have entered into a place of ceaseless growth in the name of Jesus Christ.

https://www.facebook.com/444807728996437/posts/1992300137580514/

Hatred destroys the carrier faster than COVID 19. Beware.

Bukky244:
Which is worse? Quran-virus or Corona-virus? For me, Quran-virus is worse. it can make a medical Doctor to advise patients to use camel urine to treat ailments. It can make a Scientist believe the earth is flat like an Arabian rug. It can make a man travel half way around the world to kiss and worship a black meteorite that fell from the sky. It can make a 52 year old man to marry a 7 year old child. It can make a man to receive revelation only when he wears a 7 year old girls dress. 90% of violence all over the world is linked to people trying to enforce the ideas in Quran-virus.

To be frank, the man no get good luck. No be him bring covi 19 but he no dey bring luck. There is something bad omen around him.

Eteka1:
I guess Buhari invented Corona virus to destroy the global economy. Your stupidity knows no bounds.

Dip hands in the sweat of the workers to fund wasteful government spending. We expect the government to know by now that this presidential govt is too expensive for a struggling economy like ours and to cut back on the size of the government. They will lead this country to where Venezuela is and bolt because they have more than enough stashed abroad.

Islie:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/oil-price-fall-fg-moves-to-use-pension-fund-on-infrastructure-aliero/

''Speaking to journalists during the protest, spokesperson for the group, Chief Oloketuyi Joshua said the South West Governors are ignorant by throwing their weight and resources behind a security outfit whose real motive they were not aware of''

Joshua Oloketuyis is a Muslim? Religious bigotry is a disease.

Bialegend:
Yoruba muslims ehh!! These people will never want anything good for the whole yoruba populace. See how they are organizing a protest against the interest of the whole yorubas. Tufiakwa!!

We can't seem to believe the government again especially on this Corona Virus disease. They claimed preparedness yet news media have reported non-existent capable facilities for containment. By the way, those guys at the airport will let even a full blown corona infected person enter provided .........we know what the priority of the officials at the airport anyway.

seunmsg:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/379534-coronavirus-why-infected-italian-was-not-detected-at-lagos-airport-minister.html

Why was Lagos State shouting all over the media they are prepared? Why can't our government officials be honest on anything?

ContractKiller:
https://punchng.com/coronavirus-patient-attempts-to-escape-lagos-isolation-centre/

Wahala dey o. Even an uncircumcised girl at times do not get wet. It really has nothing to do with circumcision but hormonal. Your wife should see a gynecologist. I do not defend female circumcision though.

thalpy:
I have a wife, and newly married. But my challenge is that she hardly get wets. She once told me that she was circumcised but I didn’t understand the disadvantage, thought it is same effect like a man.

We do have premarital sex (romance and pre-intimacy) for some time long enough to make her wet. But immediately we start having sex she dries up easily which makes it painful and somewhat not enjoyable to her after some time.

If she were to be a random girl, I won't care much. But she is my wife and I feel her pain. So I stop immediately and calm her down.

When we were dating we do fore play a lot but no sex until marriage now. I know you might say eating her p.... that works but saliva doesn't last and dries up. And am thinking what if she gives birth, giving a head might reduce too.

I know am not the only man in this trend. Many beautiful ladies out there are still in this shoe. I never knew cutting a girls clitoris has a big negative effect. Sex looks like war to them. Yes not the same to all but their sex life is not enjoyable to the fullest.

So I ask, to those that might have had this experience, is there anyway I can make her enjoy sex the more? Please not any rough discussion is accepted. I just don’t have that mind of seeing myself enjoy it alone when she isn’t. Now I have learnt my lesson, girl circumcision is bad. That's why most circumcised girls can stay without a bf, is not always self discipline is just lack of urge.

Please help. If you know anyone about it. And I browsed too i read they have difficulty too during child birth and they are prone to disease easily so how true is that? Just want to know all I need to know so precaution will be taken. Want to make her safe and happy. Thank you.

Bawo ni a o se see ebolo, ti ko ni ru ayan. A politician will always be one. A good policy but poor strategy. Makinde is looking for a back door to hand over the state's NURTW to his goons. Wished he did not mix politics with governance. So sad.

Blindersoff:
http://oyotoday.com/2020/02/17/just-in-makinde-appoints-auxiliary-ex-convict-to-head-park-manager-committe/

Cowards hide behind the keyboards.

Bigflamie:


Southwest regional security outfit gradually fading out.
Fools that want to blackmail their Fulani masters because reality has begun to unfold.
Where are the Amotekun yoots

Thank you Sultan. SLS is being persecuted for saying the truth. I hope they don't go after the Sultan too.

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nigerian-masses-in-difficult-times-sultan.html

I look at the picture and wonder how that Ajimobi's mouth and fragile ego have caused such catastrophic damage to Oyo APC. Jagaban had better listen to the party.

Kwanza:
https://thenationonlineng.net/oyo-apc-leaders-reject-ajimobi-as-natl-dep-chair/

Now that it seems he may be innocent, he is a Christian. When it seemed he was a guilty, he had to be a Muslim. This world.

newsgerian:
Wow, the guy is innocent after all.
I said it, we have no Christian bomber .