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Properties › Re: Letting: Ikeja 3 Bedrooms Flats by Kirchoffs: 1:43pm On Oct 09, 2022
Verily verily i say unto you, there’s truly money in Lagos . 400k will get me a very nice 3 bedroom apartment in oluyole Ibadan .
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 1:33pm On Oct 09, 2022
cybriz82:
This is how some people kill themselves by themselves...u get peace of mind u say u no like am ..smh...
My brother you are like the 1000th person to tell me this here on NL lol grin. I have listened to your advices and that of others and decided to stay alone Abeg.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:22am On Oct 09, 2022
I find it shocking that people here are saying that the houses in gbagada is around 800k -1m for a room and parlor self contained. I’ll definitely be asking the egbon again maybe I didn’t hear him well when he told me 250k.

Also for the people who have indicated interest to cohabit with me in the house ,I have had numerous mentions and PM sent to me even though I don’t have access to my nairaland email anymore. I’d like to say that I don’t think that’ll be possible anymore .

Even though I had it in mind to just help someone but the advices given here has made me have a rethink and also the insecurity in naija now so therefore I think I’ll acclimatize myself to the new environment alone.

Thanks and happy Sunday.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:12pm On Oct 08, 2022
missimelda01:
Problem dey sleep you wan go wake am grin

Don't you have siblings? You don't have a job that keeps you busy? Abi You don't like peace of mind?

You must be God's favorite because how did you get a mini flat in Gbagada for 250k? Is it the Gbagada in Lagos? It's almost impossible huh

This your post is somehow tbh
Allow me answer your questions,

I don’t have young siblings , they are all married and have their own apartments

I like peace of mind well and I am gainfully employed

Like I said earlier someone who recently moved was staying in the house and he handed over the keys to me , abi is that a bad thing?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 3:58pm On Oct 08, 2022
I’ll be moving into this make sense apartment around gbagada , it’s a room and parlor apartment for 250k.

I didn’t need to buy anything into the house , as the plug that gave me the apartment just collected small money from me for all the stuffs in the apartment, he just left the country last week and handed over the keys to the apartment to me.

My fear now is the area is too quiet , I mean the type of area where people aren’t allowed from outside unless they call whoever they want to come and meet.

If you’d like to stay with me in the apartment, must be working class please and responsible. Males only aged between 23-28. No smoking or drinking in the apartment or i chase you out and give you your money
Christianity Etc › Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by Kirchoffs: 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2022
dontrulee:
Speak for yourself, not everyone is like you. grin cheesy
Na So una dey always talk grin grin, you’d end up failing woefully should we deicide to put you to Arrow
Christianity Etc › Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by Kirchoffs: 8:57am On Sep 25, 2022
chiommy123:
In as much as we want to blame the devil for everything, we can not excuse ourselves all the time. We have every power within us to resist the devil so he can flee
You think it’s easy right? It takes God’s grace and serious discipline to resist a randy woman . I dey talk from experience here, when you see firm standing boobs pointing at you and a seductive smile you go loose control lol.
Family › Re: How Do Men Sleep With Same Pussy For Years Giving Birth To 1,2,3 by Kirchoffs: 2:37am On Sep 25, 2022
fineboynl:
Sometimes I don’t understand it: there are people who sleep with women just for once and they are done. Not to talk of giving Birth to 1,2,3 with same woman. There are reasons why some men have many wife or concubine.

We lose interest once we slept with a woman. The lust died and We might need them around some other day though. And not because we really want them like that oh but maybe because no one is available at the time.
One of the rarest breed of Mumu men we have on this forum. You can’t even write correctly
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 7:59am On Sep 20, 2022
binary007:
You are a boss on this thread already
Whats your number am interested in the iPhone
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 9:45am On Sep 18, 2022
Ademat7:
Location abeg?
iyana iPaja side
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 7:45am On Sep 16, 2022
tonyson010:
I would like to get one. where did u buy urs ?
Not a store per se. I was passing by and saw container that offloaded, that’s where I bought it from
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 6:04pm On Sep 14, 2022
WantsandMore:
Neatly Used
Open Box
Samsung A71
6/128gb
Fu
Crack on camera glass
115(or best offer )
Same phone I got the dual sim version for 70k today. This your price na rubbish
TV/Movies › Re: Doyin Evicted From Big Brother Naija House & Moved To Level 3 by Kirchoffs: 8:30pm On Sep 11, 2022
Very saucy girl angry angryeven back then in school , Nonsense and rubbish
Phones › Re: I Want To Buy A Samsung Phone by Kirchoffs: 5:29pm On Sep 08, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Na 50k i get. pls
ImmortalityK is a scammer , don't deal with him
Travel › Re: Lagos State: Pity Cele/Ejigbo/Jakande/Ikotun People, Bike Situation Is Killing by Kirchoffs: 4:01pm On Sep 07, 2022
Wasky101:
Walk walk walk
In our glorified saner climes people walk 10-15mins to get to their bustop.
When they go to downtown/city center they walk unendlessly.
In megacities people walk alot.
You will be suprised that where it cost to take 100-200 bikes is conveniently trekable, we are just used to door to door transportation.

One day i walked from ltv8 agidingbi to omole estate without breaking sweat, i was so shocked as i had never thought it was that close
One day one day , you'll trek from Lagos to sokoto, na that time we go no say your craze don complete
Food › Re: What Adjustments Have You Made To Cope With The Rising Inflation (Pictures) by Kirchoffs: 3:50pm On Sep 07, 2022
Allow me list my own here.

1. I have removed bread , yam and meat from my diet ,this foods are too expensive, I now eat panla fish because it's cheaper and more nutritious.

2. I use my car to carry passnegers whenever am going to and fro work, this is something I have never done but l thanks to the lifeless cow in power , the little money made I use in buying fuel.

3. I cut my girlfriends, sidechicks, friends with benefits from 7 to just 3, make I for dey see food chop . They are a drain on my meagre resources.

4. I only bath once a day to avoid wasting money for soap, I only shower at night.

5. They are alot of things I have cut, time will not permit me to write it all, all in all Sha it won't be well with people that put this country in this quagmire
Science/Technology › Re: Man Shocked As Water Mysteriously Gushes Out From Suspended Kettle In Ogun (vid) by Kirchoffs: 1:25pm On Sep 01, 2022
adecz:
Na holy water...... mumu❗️❗️
grin grin you dey craze o
Phones › Re: Samsung Official Thread by Kirchoffs: 8:59am On Sep 01, 2022
Auskyd:
As long as you aren't gaming on them, you are good to go. No worries.
Bro how far , please what make sense football games or shooting games can I download on my Samsung phone,
Phones › Re: Samsung Official Thread by Kirchoffs: 8:58am On Sep 01, 2022
What football game can I download to play
Christianity Etc › Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by Kirchoffs: 10:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
@op stop being ignorant, there's nothing like curse when you have sex with a married woman. I have slept with at least 2 married women and nothing happened, am in a good place financially and doing well for myself.

If any married woman open leg I go chook my prick and nothing will happened , let's stop being sissies abeg
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Kirchoffs: 9:34pm On Aug 18, 2022
QSFemi:
For a full length of bamboo, you can get it at 600.
Thanks my boss, you and others who contribute your knowledge in this place are doing a great job here, God bless you abundantly
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Kirchoffs: 8:51pm On Aug 18, 2022
QSFemi:
Fascia board that you loosely called facing comes in 25mm thickness by 300mm width with a common length of 3600mm in many parts of the country. While on Benin City, for instance, the length comes in 5400mm...Due to this varying length, the price also varies. Need I add that we've both softwood and hardwood for fascia boards. Softwoods are used for formwork while hardwoods are used for works such as roofing, furniture etc.

For ceiling purpose, you would need hardwood. The average price of 25mm x 300mm x 3600mm (commonly called 1' x 12' x 12 feet) is around 3300 to 3800. But for the longer length, 5400mm, it is around 5300 to 6000.
Thanks my boss I appreciate, last question please what's the cost of bamboo sticks
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Kirchoffs: 8:41pm On Aug 18, 2022
QSFemi:
That's asbestos ceiling boards... It comes in 1.20 metres (4 feet) x 1.20 metres (4 feet). The price of one board is between 3200 to 3800.
Thanks for your response, Please what's the price of facing board and bamboo sticks . Sorry for the many questions.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Kirchoffs:
Hello guys, you are doing a great job here. Please what's the cost of this ceiling for roofing job.

Please my people help me out , before carpenter kills my aged aunty
Foreign Affairs › Re: Some Of The Most Believed Superstition Around The World (pictures) by Kirchoffs: 12:23pm On Aug 02, 2022
Growing up i was told that if them use broom to beat a boy his divk will become small and shrink grin grin
Politics › Re: DSS Disowns Security Advisory In Circulation by Kirchoffs: 8:29am On Aug 02, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
It's been sponsored by Peter Obituary and his useless social media supporters
See this arindin
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2022: Daniella And Khalid Get Inimate Under The Duvet (Photos, Video) by Kirchoffs: 8:28am On Aug 02, 2022
Rubbish, how does this useless reduce the price of dollar
Phones › Re: Galaxy S21 Ultra Is Making Me Go Crazy!!! by Kirchoffs: 7:57am On Aug 02, 2022
tecnolad:
That is good. Are you willing to learn Facebook marketing skills? While you can make money with this skill alone, you could also learn how to design a sales funnel and then market your own products.

Or

You could find an affiliate product and use your acquire Facebook marketing skills to promote such product and earn commission on every sale.
Am willing to learn boss
Phones › Re: My Samsung Galaxy A33 Battery Only Lasts About 20hrs At Full Charge by Kirchoffs: 10:48am On Aug 01, 2022
VAPatrick:
Noted. Thanks once again.
How much did you get the A33?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Kirchoffs: 8:41am On Aug 01, 2022
Auskyd:
Let's start with how much you have made with the Redmi note 9. 100k? 200k? 1M?

Now you bought the Samsung for 110k. You made a thread about it sef. If you don't like it, sell it off. Even if you sell for like 180-190, you'll get your gain. Heck, I'd even buy it from you.

But don't start justifying how much you need a phone based off of how much the phone can make for you today. If your Redmi never earn you up to 110k, then remove such thoughts from your mind. Na silly poverty mentality be that. You want to know what you will do to justify 110k steal of a phone when compared with market price of at least 190k. Nigerians will never disappoint me lol.

So people using 13 pro max and 22 ultra, what would you have them do?! They'd better turn the phones to online store that should be raking in millions now, abi? Lol

Enjoy your thing, or sell it.
Don't mind me bro, the phone still dey shack me na why, the most expensive I have used before now is 80k, so you can imagine me using a phone that's more than double the amount of my former device.
Phones › Re: Samsung Official Thread by Kirchoffs: 12:32am On Aug 01, 2022
horlahwaley:
how is the battery on your note 10 plus? How many hours SOT?
I just recently moved from my files from my old phone into it. I'd keep you updated on the battery life as I use it from tomorrow

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