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Packet Garri

Reuseable Condoms(always so shy to ask for it at the pharmacy)

Perpertual Phone Batteries(Hate having to charge my phone all da time)

Dirt resistant fabrics

Memory Chip for the Brain(Have an exam? No probs, go to google, search, download to chip, insert in brain, theeeen download to answer sheet.)

It is not debatable in any form, though our past rulers or looters have stolen enough fund to place them at the very top of nigeria's richest men and women, the Great Aliko Dangote is not only rich in physical cash but his investments and businesses will ensure that his wealth is sustainable and the potential for growth is mindblowing.

@ op, u need to have been in Uyo, be in Uyo, or plan to be in Uyo for the future to grasp the essence or the importance of those flyovers and other massive projects undertaken by the Governor. Not saying he is not lining his pockets tho.

The Human Right department of Ilemba Hausa Police Division, in Ojo area of Lagos has arrested a 49- year-old man who allegedly had been having carnal knowledge of his teenage daughter for five years.
It was discovered during investigation that his daughter Janet(not real name)got pregnant in the process twice, only for her father to allegedly ab*rt the pregnancy with the aid of a herbalist.
Sitting at a corner in the Human Rights Office, 17- year-old Janet could not raise her head to face her father, Wale Akinusi, who was also there. When approached, she simply stated that at last, she had been freed from the psychological trauma associated with her father’s sacrilegious act. Crime Alert gathered that Janet’s tale of woe started after her mother abandoned her barely when she was two-year-old for her paternal grandmother.
It was gathered that her mother who was then a Junior Secondary 3 student, was impregnated by Wale who was 32 years old. Initially, he reportedly denied paternity of the pregnancy but later opted for an ab*rtion on the ground that he could not afford to father a child then because he was only an apprentice. But his mother came to the rescue as she offered to take care of the baby who turned out to be Janet. But when she was 12, her father, reportedly took her from her grandmother, with a promise to give her a better education. Rather than live up to his promise, her father, allegedly use her to satisfy his s–xual urge, a practice that went on until he was arrested.
Narrating how it all started, Janet in her sitting position with her head bowed all through, said: “When I was leaving my grandmother’s house, I was happy because my father said I would be attending a better school. But I waited for months without being enrolled in any school. “One night, then, I was 12,my dad called me into his room and told me he took an oat with my mother to be the first man to sleep with me. He said it had a spiritual connotation and that it was to enable him assume his proper financial state. “Then, I was too young to understand what he meant. He had carnal knowledge of me that night. At a point, he asked if it was painful. All I did was to watch him have his way, still unable to understand what he was doing.”

First pregnancy aborted by a herbalist

“It continued until I was 14 years. Then, I started having a funny feeling. I told him I was sick and when we conducted a pregnancy test, it was positive.
Next day, he told me we were going somewhere and we ended up in the home of a herbalist in Ikorodu, who gave me some concoction. I drank some in his apartment and took the rest home. After two days, my menstruation started and my father assured me all was well. He only gave me a week’s break before he continued all over again. Two years later, when I was 16 years, I got sick again. When I informed daddy, we went for another pregnancy test which confirmed my fear; I was pregnant again! When he returned next day from his shop, he told me there was no need to go to the herbalist. Rather he gave me two sachets of Alabukun and squeezed some lime juice into a cup, asking me to take it in a gulp. It did the magic and the menstrual flow started few days later.” “After the second ab*rtion, I became tired of the whole thing. I started being afraid every night. At times, I would put tissue paper under my panties , pretending I was witnessing my monthly flow. After a while, he got the trick, for he started taking note of the date.
Challenges father

“I summoned courage and reported the sacrilegious act to our neighbors. But none of them could confront him. Rather they told me they could not interfere into our family affair” , she stated, with her head still bent. Apparently discouraged by the cold reaction from the neighbors, Janet decided to take the bull by the horn. Looking straight into his father’s eyes for the very first time since the sacrilegious act started, she told her father she was tired of the whole thing. To make do her threat, she reportedly rushed to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and threatened to stab him if he attempted to force her. “This happened on November 28, 2012. My father had come home from his shop . And at about 6pm, he called me inside to warm his bed. But when he saw the knife, he retraced his steps. I quickly ran inside my room , with the knife in my hand and packed my things out of the house, to stay with a friend whose family welcomed me after I narrated all that has been going on in the past five years.”
“After spending three weeks with them, I received a text message from my father, asking me to come home, or I would die. When I showed the text message to the family I was putting up with, they suggested I reported the case to the police. I hesitated at first because I was scared he would be jailed. “But I changed my mind when the text message threat continued”, she said.

I did that to appease the gods – father

When approached, it was obvious that 49-year-old Wale Akinusi, a fashion designer who hails from Ondo central in Ondo state was oblivious of the legal implication of the offense, as he showed no sign of remorse. He bluntly told this reporter that what he did was not new under the sun, adding that this would not be the first time such story would be published on the pages of newspapers. “It is not a new thing that a man is sleeping with his daughter and even if I am jailed at the end, I will surely come out after serving my jail term. But I promise that my daughter will join me” he threatened, dismissing the issue with a wave of the hand. Continuing, he said: “I went back to claim my child so as to fulfill the oat made between her mother and I. That was why I took her to the herbalist when she was pregnant, so as to appease the gods of her mother’s land. You will not understand. “You see, when her mother was six months pregnant, we made love. She later told me that it was a taboo for a man to sleep with a pregnant woman in her place. She said the only remedy was for the man to be the first person to sleep with the child. “I initially did not want to do it. But along the line, I discovered that things were not going on well with me financially. And when I made inquiry, I was made to understand that I had to appease the god’s of her mother’s land, so as to attain my rightful place in destiny.” Asked why he continued after the first time, he kept mute. Also asked why he did not satisfy his sexual urge on his wife who has had four children for him, he explained that they were leaving apart. “My wife lives in Ketu with the children while I live in Ojo. I had to live apart because I do not want my wife and children to suffer the consequences of my sin. Also I did not want my wife to know I was sleeping with my own daughter”, he said. Meanwhile, effort according to sources at the Human Rights department, was on to arrest the herbalist who allegedly gave Janet the concoction that aborted her first pregnancy,while her father would be charged to court.
dailypost.com.ng/2013/01/04/my-father-impregnated-twice-herbalist-aborted-first-one-teenager-lagos/?wt=3

donigspain: Today is 6th and am also 6th on the row... It's gonna be a great year.

Or if you use ur 6th sense,u wud see u av been marked. SMH.

WTF

IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will still be in SS3...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, don Jazzy will be a drug dealer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P-square will be dancing break dance in weddings..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will still be writing Waec...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will be picking pocket...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will remain in modeling...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will be a masquerade...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal will be advertising Dudu Osun Seriously
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, terry G will b a bus conductor...
IF NOT FOT MUSIC, 9ice will be a yoruba teacher.

Feel free to add yours.

Commercial motorcyclists (Okada riders) in Lagos State challenging the state’s traffic law banning their operation on some designated off-limits roads in the state.
Justice Aishat Opesanwo dismissed the suit “in entirety,” including all the Okada riders’ 10 declarative prayers, as lacking in merit. The judge upheld the submissions of the state government and the House of Assembly that no road had been designated by the National as a federal highway in accordance with provisions of the constitution.
Opesanwo also dismissed the arguments of the Okada riders that their rights to free movement, right to possession of properties and freedom from discrimination, were being infringed upon.

punchng.com/news/okada-riders-lose-suit-against-lagos-govt/

Reading stupid threads like this one....

pgiddy: now we Will all know how Bad our fellow Nairalander is.

WTF

R2bees: he go soon post am for instagram....na so he go dey sleep from house to house(dangote-rihanna), next na my house.

Guy you Funny o.......

Men, u are strongwilled! i started smoking about the same time as u (tho i av made it a point neva to go beyond 10sticks\day(to ease my consience)).I have tried quiting about a thousand times but av failed about the same number of time.

Like the saying goes .. no money, no love,
Celebrity lovers Chris Brown and Rihanna have finally moved in together. www.naijagists.com
Chris Brown moved into Rihanna’s recently purchased a 12 Million Dollar mansion in Los Angeles California this week.
Rihanna acquired the $12 million Pacific Palisades mansion as a Christmas gift in December while Chris Brown was performing in Nigeria. Chris Brown moved in this week.

http://naijagists.com/?p=48155

Were you a smoker? Have you stopped Smoking? How long now and how did you manage to succeed?

When i come online, i mostly go through threads on the front page, trending and new. i only comment of few threads where i feel i should make my opinon known. i also check threads and people i am following, if i av a thread to create, i do and then am out. i do this like thrice a day.
What do you do with your time on nairaland?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeen, u are good. U inspire me. can u help me out wit a logo? "GoldenLion Tech-Know-Logies".its an IT firm,feel free with the colours xcept for Gold. wud also love an image\drawing of a full\part lion incoporated in the logo. wud 4eva be in ur debt. thanks man.

Billy, i would agree with you more if ur thread was titled 'The clock is an invention of man.'Its true man has developed his own method of calculating the passing of time and though it might not be apllicable in all sense, scenarios or planes, there is no arguing the fact that time does exist. For eg,wat would you use to describe the period between your posting this thread and me commenting on it?

Meeeeeeeen, whats the price of BMX bikes these days? If na me be governor, na to stop all these motorised transportation. handshake don dey pass elbow level o!

at least in his stupid warped view, he is in agreeement that muslims are deadly. and i also tremble at his stupidity to insinuate that there can be any greater evil than the killing of innocent souls through cowardly techniques in the name of a Holy God

Controversial Muslim cleric, Sheikh Ahmed Gumi, has declared that Christians are more deadly than Boko Haram, the Islamic terrorist sect which has killed thousands of people mostly worshippers in places of worship.
Gumi made this declaration on his facebook page. He also said some Christians have hidden under the guise of government apparatus to perpetrate the murder of many prominent politician of northern extraction. Gumi also linked the insecurity in the country to the activities of unidentified Christians whose motives have been to take over the leadership of the country. Any entity that employs unauthorized killing as a principle in achieving whatever goal it aspires is EVIL. Henceforth it is evident that the evil of terror is not confined to a small group of fanatical Muslims youth that employ the tools of terror to achieve their goals or revenge any perceived injustice against them or against Muslims as they claim.
The Evil of terror is bigger and greater than that. The Evil of terror knows no boundary, religious, ethnic or racial. Evil killers are found everywhere. For the Muslims, we are very fortunate that only a small fraction of misguided youth have recently adopted this evil ideology. Islam has seriously condemned the unauthorized killing of souls. The authority in Islam only belongs to a government duly elected by the consensus of the Ummah. We therefore see that except for very few instances, Muslims do not commit murder. The rampant murder committed in the west, is as a result of the irreligious life the west has adopted and bears little with the clamor of gun control. In Yemen, the populace is armed yet such murders are not an occurrence because Islam instills in the individual the discipline of self-restrain and control and forbids taking of one’s life and that of the others too. This cannot be said about the other religions. The more deadly evil, is that evil that camouflage behind the ‘government’s security agencies’ to kill innocent people either to perpetuate power or score some political goals.
For instance in Nigeria we have seen how some Christian elements in the Nigerian security apparatus have been killers of innocent Muslims leaders for political reasons. Such elements are deadlier evil than boko haram. They aimed to destroy the Muslims as awhole by decapitating their leadership thus exposing the Ummah to perpetual subservience. That is why, Ababakar Tafawa Balewa, Sardauna, Akintola, and Gen Murtala all went victims of these terrorist. These similar terrorist are still the ones now that are supposedly ‘leading’ the war against terror or war against boko haram. It is a double edge sword for them. Kill Muslim leaders and kill the youth at the same time all under camouflage. They are entrenched in the security apparatus. They are retiring good Muslims in the armed forces to enable them perfect their evil plans they started since 1966. They think they are in control because they are blinded by hate, rancor and evil, they cannot see that their evil is exposed and evident. They cannot see that Allah Has taken up the fight against them since their intentions are evil. Kaduna was meant to be devoured like Maiduguri when Allah The Al-mighty stroke. They cannot see that you don’t guaranty your life by killing others; you do that by giving life to others. They fantasize that they can keep power by evil machinations whereas power belongs to Allah. Nigeria can only know peace and stability when such evil elements of the security apparatus are flushed out of the system instead of the good diligent officers. This is the deadliest segment that has been neglected and the public should know and watch. Evil will never prosper.
May Allah protect us all from all Evil.

Madueke Chukwuemeka Patrick had thought that security will be slack at Nigerian borders on Christmas day and could smuggle1.620 kilogrammes of high gradecocaine into the country.
But he was mistaken as he was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos, southwest Nigeria with the drug concealed in his shorts. The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, said today that the suspect was apprehended on Tuesday during inward screening of passengers on an Emirate flight at 3.26 p.m. He was returning from Sao Paulo,Brazil. NDLEA Commander at the airport, Mr Hamza Umar was quoted as saying: “During inward screening of Emirate passengers, Madueke Chukwuemeka was found to have hidden 16 parcels of cocaine in his inner wear. The cocaine weighing 1.620kg was carefully sewed on the shorts he wore on arrival. The case is underinvestigation.”

Source: newsnaija.com

PortHarcourtBoy: Hian!!

Portharcourtidiot!

GHOST WAN COME FOLLOW FOR THE CHOPPINGS WEY GO SHELE AFTER THE BLESSINGS, NA BAD THING?

djkaneo: Hello, i am new to this forum,please how can
i comment on this thread.... tanx

dnt intend to burst your bubble dude, but em, u just commented on the thread. Duh!
Merry xmas y'all.

floriana: This president is a merchant of death. 2013, the year many government officials will die from sub-standard vehicles accident

Are you really this stupid or is it just in nairaland? The planes and chopper that crashed, na for naija dem make am? juts come and blab nosense cos u got free mb.

that your pikin na winch??

tayoTFC: my five year old kid get sense pass GEJ. reason my boy once told me that john his friend want to borrow his BICYCLE to lesson he said no ..why cos ' Daddy if he damage the bicycle i can not ask him to repair it and u will use your money to repair it for me...so therefor i dont want u to wast ur money cos is avoidable expenses .

i did all transactionz yesterday without any charge.

i luv my hairy chest. and all oda hairy parts of me. my ass inclusive.

i wud rather grow booooobs than die of a stupid blood condition. i am hairier than her/him but i still manage a clean shave everyday.