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the onli similarity between those two is that they have 2much make up on and look alike hairdo. any cute kid out there can be made to look like any oda star. na wah oh.........nairaland is turning into something else.

This is the craziest post i av eva seen. If this poster is a graduate then my fone must be having a problem. Guy! Are you trying to re-invent the english language! WTF!

4get about all these 'run of the mill' pet names. Try being creative. Why not try using abbreviations. I call my girl 'MEL'(my everlasting love).

Which kind nonsense thread is this. if u put this on front page,then i shud find a beta place to waste my hard earned megabytes.

ijebabe: She is actually from Ifiki local government area of Akwa-Ibom state

there is no Ifiki LGA in Akwa ibom state, cept u are talking bout the one u created. Get ur facts rite.

Rocktation: Dear friend,
Crying is good. Infact, I don't expect a lot than that for you at this point. Why, it will help to reduce those clutters of dreary emotions that are within you, as well as the bad judgements that have been produced by them. So you may as well continue. It is only necessary to keep you balanced so you can continue to trudge toward your goal.

While you're at this though, you'd do well to note that your being a part of this phase is not about your value or worth, but because you're a victim of the times. It just so happens that a lot of us with potentials, are a part of these days where 'horrid' is the buzzword of the economy. So very unfair. So sad.
But not to worry though, cos Depression has got a life of its own and thus, must die some day. So in the meantime, be persistent in trying to rid yourself of it, by keeping your hopes alive and believing that all you need is just 'one' day, to reach that dream of yours.

About your gurlfriend, she wouldn't still be here if she's disturbed by your state of finance. You really shouldn't bother too much because it would not be as though she's the first in history, that has stuck and is sticking with someone that is seemingly not up to par with herself. I mean, you must have heard about our very own Okonjo Iweala, Oby Ezekwesi, Bola Kuforuji-Olubi, and a whole bunch of others that are staying put, just because of their love for love and not for money. So please do not break two hearts by letting her go. Or should I say three hearts? Lol. I feel mine is involved now too.

I hope and pray that you find and own what you have been, and are looking for. And pretty soon too.
Yours truly, Depression's Ex-Acquaintance.

This post should end it all. U rock girl!

Na wah o nairalanders! una bad mouth o. evry post made is now seen as an opportunity for every Tom, D*ick and Harry to express thier derogatary skills. When u climb the mountain and shout that Nigeria's education system is in the gutters, where did u do your own studying...on Mars? The assesment made by the poster is in no way a yardstick for measuring our education system. All it shows is that he conducted a test for dumb as*s* candidates. Am quite new to nairaland and i can deduce from comments i have read on various topics that our educational system has successfully produced bright, articulate and creative products which can hold thier own in any area where they are put to test. ITS NOT THE SYSTEM, ITS THE MATERIAL. For God's sake we have all heard of GIGO!(garbage in, garbage out.). A dumb student is a dumb student, in Nigeria, China, USA, UK even on Phukin Pluto! I went to a primary school where my class teacher would send me to sell soap and other product to her colleagues in nearby schools from 8am till school closes atleast thrice a week which invariably meant that i missed all that was taught for that day, but am still the brightest bulb in any room i enter.i graduted with a 4.37 CGPA. While my peer who went to a private daycare, KG, nursery, primary, secondary school brought his courseforms for me to fill where he had already indicated his course of study as 'FARMACE'(pharmacy). Its not the system for God's sake. Its YOU!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! *mouth wide open in awe*

Nairaland is the best social network

airtel is getting craaaaaaazy!cheap calls alday, texting 4 as little as N1.00, and thier internet service is off da hook! so fast it blows ur friggin mind.

berem: I just imagine myself kissing a robot then nepa come take light!my succulent lips will be stuck to the robot's lips!abi the robot no dey use light? GADDAMMIT!!

what about wen u r so aroused by the lip biting and tongue sucking and all of a sudden ur MEGABYTES RUN OUT??

the lord works in mysterious ways. pls remember to post again wen u sneak out of the house to mate sorry meet with the same guy.

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My dear and esteemed governor Godswill Akpabio of course. Raji Fashola also but purely cuz of the cotract i got from his govt. lol.

Hey this looks good!

all in fa4 of the creation of the office of the first Son, First Daughter, First Inlaw, First Dog, First Gateman, First Driver say AYE! with full benefits mind u.

this country of ours is impressing me by the day, we are now providing shelter free of charge for rodents in our higher institutions. job hunters beware, u mite have to be attending job interviews with Bsc certified rats in the nearest future.

dont tink its a matter of viewing the white man as superior. tell me where i can be paid a 100k to sweep the floor in nigeria and i ll gladly aplly with my Bsc.

Naija is indeed developing, getting more western by the day. terrorism, now suicides.

Hmmmmmmm,one would think that as a president, apart from ur 5point agenda, one would av a plan to take k of unforseen circunstances.

from IED to RPG.......what next WMD?