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coogar: you are a miserable sod!

the most ironic ish about this is what he calls himself - logic boy!
logicboy? lunatic boy describes him more aptly!

Two words for u bro!
"ANGER MANAGEMENT"!

Goldenheart: am back from being banned by nairaland. am i an x convict?

Who gives a flying Phuck! Mkpo ase ba o!

Oga barister, the onli handicap u have/had was ur wallet...or should i say bank account. U probally pissd off d 'BIG MAN' wit ur legal grammatical aerobatics! Next time learn to grovel. And by d way, sori n take heart!

Na wah o! Well i will make it one day.
@ topic, i av absolutly nothing to say!

This looks/feels wierd to me, dnt know about u

uihebom: You people don't get it,1. that means someone can just walk through the fence and pass a bag of coke to someone else to take to Europe. 2. That means it will be easy for someone to just walk straight to the plane with a dangerous explosive. 3. That means a terrorist or hijackers can walk straight to a plane and bomb it. And we are calling Nigeria a country. The giant of Africa. That means other African countries are in serious darkness and suffering.

guy you dey talk trash, what do u mean by dat? Av u been to that airport before? Try walk go hand person a bag of coke or fanta na!

Despite various correctns frm my cousin who taught me how to drive, i am onli comfortable using one hand to steer. I only resort to 2 hands when navigatin sharp corners on the road. Plus i need my right hand to hold my cigaweettes!

Big and round, n heavy alround. This is what am talking about

Onli seven positions? What position of the new arms will she use then 4 mouldin n swallowin Amala and Efo? Them 4 reprogram that ice cream on a stick shit o!

MTN: Oga NCC, there is problem o!
NCC: My personal person! How can there b problem when am here?
MTN: The plane we promised our suscribers, we were just jokin o! These people come take am serious,n now d draw is next week!
NCC: Na dat one u dey fear! Just send me megabytes make i download press release. I ll speak grammer n say we don ban all promos! Shikena, problem solved. Shey u still get my account number or make i text am again? I still get 5000 free text.

abdulkayus: In my mid twenties and a graduate, and has never been in a r/ship b4, d last time i toast a gal was wen am in level 1 at year 2005.

Finally! I got it! I can now conclude my research on the reason behind the sharp increase in price of vaseline since 2005.

I get an erecshun anityme i c a gurl wit more than average sized boobies!

Hmm, my cousin n his fada r in a serious quarell in da parlour. Me i dn run enta my room o! So much 4 my fun wekend visit.

The last time mx gurl dumped me, i went out, got drunk, smoked alota cigarettes, n went home wit a sexy big boobied girl of easi virtue. Woke up d nxt day feeln stupid,bt afta reading wat dis UI chick did, i feel like one of d three wise men!

WTF,i cant remember the last time i was not broke. I ll always be broke, till i can av Bill in my garden n Aliko opening ma gate, i ld say am always broke!

ubong560: D fact dat God'swill Akpabio changes abt four deputy governors in 5yrs tenure now shows how diffcult he's 2 work with.

who be tha 4 deputy governors wey Akpabio change during five years? Guy if u dnt av what to comment, go n wash ur boxers.

Really! I thot it was the friggin Eskimos with covert military support from the migrating penguins that were behind these bloko s haram! Thank u mr expert for the revelation. Mtcheeeew! Losense!

Thank heavens! Av you had enough fun with us? is the game finally over? can i rest now?

Amebo! Wetin concern u!

Conjoined twins Rosie and Ruby Formosa separated
Rosie and Ruby Formosa underwent emergency surgery the day after their birth. The mother of conjoined twins has described her joy after a successful operation to separate them. Rosie and Ruby Formosa were born joined at the abdomen and sharing part of the intestine. The twins, now 12 weeks old, were operated on at London's Great Ormond Street Hospital the day after they were born on 27 July. Their mother Angela, from Bexleyheath in south- east London, said the "smiling bubbly babies" were doing well.
Angela Formosa: ''They (doctors) didn't expect them to survive the pregnancy'' The twins needed an emergency operation to separate them. Mrs Formosa, 32, said finding out the twins were joined had been a shock after her "textbook" pregnancy with first daughter Lily, now aged five. "At an early pregnancy scan they said the twins looked very close together so I went to King's College for another scan," she said. "Between 16 and 20 weeks we found out that they were joined - I didn't know what to think, I was shocked and I felt sad. Continue reading the main story “ Start Quote We expect that they will both be able to lead happy and normal lives” Prof Agostino Pierro Paediatric surgeon "We didn't know what to expect until they were born - the doctors could not tell where they were connected. "They decided to deliver them early at 34 weeks," she added. "We expected them to be really tiny but they weighed 5lb 3oz (2.5kg) each, so that was quite good actually." Talking about the operation, their taxi driver father Daniel Formosa, 36, said: "It felt as if we were just signing a life away. "But if they didn't operate they wouldn't have survived." The twins were operated on the next day by a team led by paediatric surgeon Prof Agostino Pierro. He said the girls had been joined by the abdomen at the level of the umbilicus. "The operation to separate the twins had to be performed as an emergency because of an intestinal blockage," he said. "We are delighted with the outcome of the operation. The twins were operated on by a team including surgeon Edward Kiely and Prof Agostino Pierro "The babies will need further treatment in the future, but we expect that they will both be able to lead happy and normal lives." Mrs Formosa said she and husband were happy and relieved to have the girls at home. "They are really well, they are putting on weight," she said. "They are normal bubbly babies who are starting to smile and cry when they want something." She added she was incredibly grateful to the hospital's staff. "What they have done for my two girls is amazing. When I was pregnant they were saying that the survival chances were quite low. "For them to have been operated on and doing so well - it is amazing."

Now how does this affect the price of Cowbell and peak milk in the market

Ur fada left leg!

Me i laff o! Me i laff o!

My fear is dat this post has the capability to put insurance companies out of business. I mean, wit as low as N100 monthly premium, i am safe for the next three years. I cud kill, rape, pillage,blow up d vatican, serially sodomize kids n i wnt av to bother bout anything cus God's hands are tied by my N100 partnership. If that website was actually put up by the RCCG, then the church shld be sealed and all d pastors arrested and jailed for intention to commit fraud! There is nothing wrong wit voluntary financial support of one's place of worship but it is the worst sin to make it look like God is a hungry begger who can be bribed. God! Forgive us cos we dnt kno half of wat the fcku we are doing!

New thread. Pls how many times do you think its okay to pollute in the driver seat of your car? I pollute once in the morning and thrice on my way back from work! Losense and irrelevant thread. Be like mods don dey sleep o!

This is such an amazing theoretical discovery. How nice would it be to travel 40 light years onli to find out that d diamonds are actually white mud!

Ouch! This is such sad news. I was in uyo during the convention. I realy envied those guys following thier hobbies to that extent. They rode on thier bikes from all ova the country. It was just a matter of chance dat sometin bad would happen. Rest peacefuly bruff. Na wetin man like dey kill man.

This has gat to b d most stupidestest thread on nairaland. Wait for it! I got an idea for my next topic.'picture of me cleanin my as*s hole wit rose jumbo tissue papper'. Losense!

Well, if am unda 30, i can date and marry a lady who is about 2yrs older than i am. As i get older, lets say at age 40, i can marry a lady who is abt 10yrs older. That is supposin that my parents, frnds, pastor n siblings agree to such a union. There are various perks u derive frm datn or marryng an olda woman. They are more mature, organised, focused, established, n best of all more insecure.